We’ve talked about Joyelle “JD” Riley in Mansfield, Ohio, before, like last July and December. She told folks that she was a “highly decorated Marine” and she pretended to have the cancer in order to defraud folks. She was sentenced to 3 years probation and restitution to some of her victims.
After that, the prosecutor found some other stuff to hang on her according to WMFD and she was in court to answer for that this week;
Riley was accused of using fake military discharge forms to get credit for convincing people she was a military veteran, which she is not.
Richland County Common Pleas Court Judge Brent Robinson sentenced Riley to three years in prison.
Riley must also pay restitution in the amount of $10,400 to Mansfield resident Barbara Walter.
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That photo is of a WOMAN ???
Technically speaking, yes. One of the ugliest dikes I’ve ever seen.
Is there such a thing as a “hot” dyke?
Just degrees of ugly dykes, and she’s pushing the low end of the scale, ChipNASA.
Not really. But there are some attractive lipstick lesbians. Of course they could just be pron actresses doing girl-on-girl. Anyway, so I have heard.
Maria Bello.
Portia de Rossi
Freak show it is
I was asking the same question. It looks like a male.
That’s what I said! I thought “Damn that’s high and tight for a woman!”.
But she, um….he……er….it….identifies as an assclown.
That is one hell of a FUPA.
Not even IDC SARC would hit that.
I’ll take that bet….
low light, JD (Single Barrel), her GF joins the fun… and Bam!
Boom-boom!
How many barrels?
I’d need two. In my mouth, and then pull the trigger.
I’ll supply the shells.
You won’t have to.
That would take a whole lot of Barry White too
Did somebody say Barry White? 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
That could work. Assuming you’re into the whole buffalo heifer with a bad haircut thing…
Don’t hafta be into it…look at it like PT
and just think how much more you’ll appreciate the next one in comparison.
Back in the day at the “Rocker Inn” at Ft. Knox, they were known as “Buffarilo’s………Big as a buffalo, ugly as a gorilla.
She’d be a new personal record on both counts. Yeah Baybee!
..still need the JD and another girl in the scenario though ….gotta have somebody on belay
How ’bout roughing it with a paper bag instead?
no sea story in that
We called them Her-fallos. God help you if two were coming down the p-way in the opposite direction. You’d get hurt.
Ask a submariner about Bremelos, Bangorillas, Grotapotamouses, etc.
Or any Med Cruiser that met Humpty Dumpty.
And the ever popular Red Devil Blower.
Dang, Rosey Rottencrotch is missing out on some action?
LOL, I almost forgot about the Rocker Inn at Knox. Buffarillo’s and TOG’s (Ton O’Guts)
The amount of alcohol and Other judgment-impairing substances necessary to get me to even consider that would kill hundreds of men. So, hell no.
Even dead I’d run away from hitting that. I have never been that desperate to get laid.
well, as a lesbian who propositioned me one memorable night said, even ours need to be stretched once in a while.
Oh, I worked with a lesbi once who was quite a looker.
From what I was told (being a happily married man and not inclined to stray) she enjoyed traditional activity as well.
the ‘quite a looker’ eliminates any possibility of a coincidence. I passed, too.
Sorry IDC SARC hit the report button. Meant to say you might want a dose of vanco with that
I can discriminate between 40 different STDs based on taste alone. My body fluids are used as controls for reagents by all the major public health organizations in the US and abroad…No worries
You have your own suite on level 4 of the CDC
When I was a Marine on sea duty back in the late 70s we often had a Sailor in the brig who would come in with various STDs in his mouth…and he never was off restriction long enough to go ashore. His one claim to fame though was he stole a pair of Pat Benetars panties from the ships laundry when she came aboard for a concert and tried to sell them….and of course got caught. But for a brief moment in time he was a hero! I still remember his name even.
Drape a flag over her face and bang her for Old Glory !!!
Put a flag over her face,, then pull a South Carolina.
Id Secede from the Union before I’d hit that.
Three-bagger. One on her, one on me, one on the light.
Atta boy SARC !!!!
Is it still hittable?
With a 2×4….or 4×4….your choice.
Jonn are you going to post a picture of her instead of that random Marine dude?
That is one helluva nice USMC ‘high and tight’, isn’t it?
Why do these people think they will never get caught?
She’s ugly enough, especially with that haircut, that she thought it would be just logic that only the Marines would have her.
The other branches have too much class for folks to believe she was in one of them.
*logical*
yeah…as a joint service type I can tell ya that is inaccurate hyperbole.
I think a certain Facebook group put that idea to rest recently.
Probably because too many DON’T get caught. For the 1 they catch, I’d bet there are 10 that don’t get caught, at least.
eeeeewwwwww! Now that is one fugly what ever it is ???????????????????????????
What a moron.
I even bet she had a “General Discharge” forged on her paperwork.
Clown.
Oh, I’m sure “she” has a “general discharge” alright….but best ask her doctor about it.
I wonder if she’ll fork over even a dime of the monetary judgement against her?
Right after Bernasty does.
Strap-on Sally has a new bestie now????
She’s got a mudslime sex doll… Will blow herself up…
I’m just happy that this individual got actual prison time.
This species is categorized scientifically as to the level they occupy on the famous “Coyote Scale”
Dykus minimus ( plays softball, can wear make up)
Dykus maximus (owns a Harley Davidson and leathers)
Dykus “Rex” (vibrator made by Black and Decker)
CAPT Bones USN (ret)
CAPT Bones, you forgot one or two:
Dykus tongueous (can roll tongue across width of table)
Dykus elephantus (eats elephant pusskins)
Dykus elongus (long of tongue)