Joshua Gipson; FBI phony

Joshua Gipson

Russ sends us a link to a short story out of Mobile, Alabama about this Joshua Mitco Gipson fellow, from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, who was flashing FBI credentials around a bar in Mobile. Of course, the 21-year-old isn’t an FBI agent, so he’s cooling his heels in the local hoosegow.

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18 responses to “Joshua Gipson; FBI phony”

  1. Russ

    Here’s the local news story. Nobody was buying his bullshit.

    http://wkrg.com/2015/10/16/21-year-old-arrested-for-fake-fbi-credentials/

  2. HMCS (FMF) ret.

    Bubba, Thor, Julio and MR. “Tiny’s new chew toy!

  3. Silentium Est Aureum

    That’s about as likely as Sealy McChippendale getting recruited out of a video game parlor.

  4. Skippy

    first CIA then FBI. and to think they say stolen valor is a victimless crime…..

    1. Hack Stone

      What’s next, phony Postal Inspectors?

      1. Green Thumb

        Undercover Manhole Inspectors.

      2. streetsweeper

        Phony mail door mechanics?

        1. Green Thumb

          A Secret Used Car Salesman (highly classified, of course)

  5. Climb to Glory

    Taking a cue from Heavy Chevy. Wonder how much cheese this dude can put down in a single sitting.

  6. Martinjmpr

    You mean he’s NOT a Female Body Inspector? 😀

  7. Green Thumb

    I wonder if he was headed up to Huntsville to join up with All-Points Logistics? Word has it that there is a fake LEO named The False Commander Phil Monkress that runs the show up there.

    Although he (Phildo) claims he is a Brevard County Reserve Sheriffs Deputy, he did have a maggot in his employ a while back that harassed many of us that claimed he was a FBI agent.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      MEH, who could that be? 😉

      1. Green Thumb

        Something about someone who was familiar or synonymous with a ballsack…..

  8. MSG Eric

    Is it just me or does he looked like a stoned Keanu Reeves? Well, maybe that’s redundant….Keanu Reeves?

  9. Hack Stone

    It’s a just a huge misunderstanding. He said that he was “an Honorary FBI Agent”. Then he crashed his airplane 200 yards from the airport runway.

  10. Bernie Hackett

    Alcohol was involved, huh? Seems to bring the stupid, don’t it?