Don sends us an email this morning in regards to a conversation that he had last night with a woman who claims to be from Brazil and who threatened legal repercussions if Don didn’t remove his video about John “Not my real name” Stark. You might remember that Stark owned The Stunning Agency which offered chaperoned trips to the world’s military hotspots. The Stunning Agency seems to be defunct now, at least on the internet. But this Brazilian chick says that he’s hiding from his critics in Brazil because of Don Shipley. Here’s the email from Don;
I was contacted by a gal who says she’s Brazilian and her name is Chelsea Louise. Chelsea demanded and threatened that I remove the video of John Stark. John has been hounded, embarrassed and is sorry and she’ll ruin me on the internet if I don’t remove it. She’s his friend and says John also lives in Brazil.
One thing leads to another and she sends me the attached pic of a 2nd Recon Company and says John is in the back row, second from the left, and I search it on Google Images with leads me to a deleted pic for John SHARK posted by Alessandra3111.
A bit more searching for Alessandra3111 leads me to this and there is a link to an ABC news story but it’s really him being charged with Extortion and the picture was flagged as a copyright violation.
They both look similar, a bit older and younger, but I couldn’t be sure it was the same guy, but turns out it was. His real name is JOHNATHON CHRISTOPHER MURRAY. I figured that out by searching Alessandra3111 John Shark.
Sorry for being long. PLEASE don’t read the Wikipedia post on a full stomach. I posted Johns BULLSHIT last night and one of my loyal followers has already attacked the article.
Johns story, if true from the fact that some Gal from Venice believed it enough to write it, is THE GREATEST BULLSHIT STORY EVER TOLD and I don’t need Guinness to verify that fact.
I figured your readers might enjoy reading the tale…
I’ve got to get to work on updating my video about this asshole…
I responded back to that Chelsea, perhaps it was John himself, and explained what “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie,” means. He’d have forever been known as John Stark if I hadn’t been awoken…
Here’s the video from October for your edification;
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57 responses to “John “Not my real name” Stark meets Don Shipley Part II”
In before Green Thumb….
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It takes a special kind of stupid to threaten to sue Senior Chief Shipley.
But it takes someone with weapons-grade fucktard stupidity to actually do it.
Just saying.
Talk about doubling down on the stupid
I spent a good bit of Sunday evening watching the Senior Chief’s videos. So funny. Guess I’ll have to watch the one about this guy.
I would be happy to buy a DVD of Don Shipley Marathon also featuring his Bride. They are a two person show that would give Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez a run for their money as far as this vet is concerned.
Not a bad idea at all. He should package all of his clips together…..add some outtakes….add some easter eggs, etc.
easiest $10 he’s ever made.
Holy bat shit.
I think you may have found someone who can beat the number of lies told in ten minutes.
Good work Sr. Chief
Thanks for all your hard work and the videos.
He’s the worlds most fascinating man. He doesn’t often threaten real SEALS, but when he does……………..he uses a women to do it. Stay thirsty my friends.
The best part of the video was when Sharky was describing class 236 and said Lt Murphy’s name quizzically because he was obviously unfamiliar with the name and reputation of Lt Murphy. Anyone who is anyone knows the story of Operation Red Wings
more likely he is earning his Red Wings
More like Brown wings from tongue punching Bubba’s fart box.
Return if the Flaming Squirrel. We sure missed you, “John Stark”. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to pound a few “steaks” into the ground, per John’s survival tips. Should I use a T-Bone or a New York Strip?
Use t-bones. The NY strips pull out of the ground really quickly after they thaw.
Thanks for the tip, Hondo. I am sitting in the waiting room at Bethesda waiting for Mrs. Stone’s appointment to wrap up. If I have the time, I would like to take take cruise down Wilson Lane to see how the other half lives. By the other half, I mean the chronically unemployed. I am dying to know if he ever got around to fixing his mailbox.
Glad to be of assistance, amigo. (smile)
Be interested in hearing the post-recon SITREP.
I am curious as to if that fucking tent in still in his yard.
Hack, give us an update as to the status of Wilson Lane if you get a chance. The last time I swung by there I had no change from previous report.
Alessandra seems to have big crush on Shark/Stark. After reading that link on Wiki, I have a few questions. Why hasn’t this great humanitarian been awarded a Nobel Prize yet? How soon can we get to work on adding his face to Mt. Rushmore? He killed 14 Afghan insurgents with no firearms. Where is his Medal Of Honor for that? Does he have two wall lockers in the barracks, one to maintain his SEAL uniforms and the other for his Marine Recon uniforms? Does having 27 feet of intestines removed make it hard to digest a Chipotle burrito? And when traveling by aircraft in the continental United States, does the TSA allow him to carry flammable squirrels in his carry-on luggage?
The bigger question is how is he (Turd Stark) running missions while his partner AJ Dickens is in jail?
Retardo was googling with Shipley on the line and came up with Class 236 after the first class he puked out didn’t fly. What an asshole. I’ll say. “I’m not lying to you but I will shut down my website.” And not once but twice the knucklehead says he’s brain damaged. Was that a sympathy appeal? To Shipley? To Don Shipley? Brother, was that dog barking up the wrong tree. He needs to curl up somewhere and lick his own balls.
Diane has a nice voice. Don sounds like a moaning yak.
Looks like Wikipedia has deleted the page, and labeled it an “Attack Page”.
If you want to lose your breakfast, you can read it in google cache.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:IviM_7_vK-IJ:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Alessandra_Ferrari+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
I love the run-on sentences.
I call bullshit on the Italian college student reporter, too. It’s just Johnathan carrying on with his lies.
You notice the 3rd person/1st person mixup too?
GDContractor: Yeah, that and the run-on sentences like Green Thumb observed. Reads like an American wrote it – not some Italian girl.
From that wiki mess:
“As I had said before Shark was medically discharged from the Navy SEALs, he was shot four times in the stomach and broke both of his arms on the same mission and it took him only three months to recover and get back into the gym although he lost twenty seven feet of stomach intestines…”
According to webmd.com:
“The small intestine (small bowel) is about 20 feet long…”
“The large intestine (colon or large bowel) is about 5 feet long…”
There’s 25 feet. Sooooo, the remaining two feet would cover from the stomach to the mouth.
I’m guessing that the surgeons just sewed his asshole back to back with his lips then?
Hey this guy had guts, I mean a lot of GUTS.
Sounds like that Human Centipede movie, though the only thing I know about that film is the South Park parody.
Did you happen to screen capture all of the hobbies that he enjoys and skills that he possesses? He participates in more activities than available on a Carnival Cruise Line. When does he find the time to eat, shit and sleep?
“he lost twenty seven feet of stomach intestines…”
He is too humble to mention it but those 27 feet of intestines were donated for reconstruction surgery to replace Dennis Chevalier’s colon he wrecked after binging on 7 pounds of cheese at one sitting.
Thank you, I was about to show my wife what a real man was like and it disappeared. I can now show her what a real double knot agent is like.
So, I got a phone call last night from a certain ex-wife who wanted to thank me for exposing her former husband, she tells me that he owes thousands of dollars in back child support, but he cries poverty and tells the judge he only makes $10k/year. So, I take a cruise of the internet and find a document that he had notarized which stated that he made 6 figures last year. So, the ex-wife has that document now. Needless to say, he had emailed threats to me and weaseled out of his lies in the media, so I thought this was a good way to make him pay.
*Starts the slow fucking golf clap*!!!!
*Joins in while rising to his feet*
You devious son of a… 😀
http://youtu.be/Vh78T–ZUxY
Nail…meet HAMMER!!
I have know words to describe the awesomeness of that.
Oh, if only nailing lying poseur shitbags to the wall was always this easy.
That is one for the ages. At the Jonn Lilyea Library, those emails ought to merit their own diplay case–in the lobby.
Correction: The institution is The Jonn Lilyea Residential Library. Please forgive ne.
Yeah here you go Jonn….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthHdMDh92E
Karma baby …
I say Karma!
And regular Karma is bad enough …
Combined Joint Karma really sucks!
Well played, Jonn. Damn well played. (smile)
Awesome sauce. I bow to the expertise of one Jonn Lilyea.
Does anyone besides me think that photo of stark makes him look like someone in a gay porn video?
I concur, Ex-PH2.
Wow. Outstanding work!
As the husband of a wife who has been a Child Support Enforcement Officer with our state her whole career, she loves information like what you sent to the ex Jonn. Just makes her day to catch a low life, liar who lets their kids stay on state assistance while they try to hide their income. But she is a pro at searching out hidden income and vehicles and homes cosigned for by “mommy” for a 30, 40 or 50 year old loser. As soon as his name goes on anything, she can put a lean on it to prevent resale and then cease it if needed. The usual result when that happens after almost 30 years of hearing about it is, loser comes in with “mommy” and “mommy” writes out a check for 30, 40, 50 thousand dollars or more in back child support. A loser is a loser. This ass hat is a text book profile.
He likes to fight, but even more, he really likes to save…but even more than that, he really really likes to delete.
Amazing…this guy tricked some probably hot brazilian chick into doing his dirty work?
Russian Anti-SEAL…No one checks up on the Russian anti-SEALs. when will fakers learn? Make your lies “Shipley-proof” like me.
Better yet: Write a book about arriving to a terrorist event before it ended, lie around at home in your Aquaman underoos while you were supposedly at the event, and then PROFIT! Anti-SEALs like me rule!
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Do the Aquaman Underoos REALLY help you swim faster?
Ignore the speed. If you’ve seen photos of me, I can only describe my presence in Aquaman underoos as “breath-taking”.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
John, would it violate attorney ethics to slip a note to a certain disbarred lawer in Fla. that this phony seal might need representation. If he sues you as he has threatened to do he will need a real powerhouse lawer. And he will get exactly what he deserves.
PS I know how to spell lawyer. I just refuse to give that honor to a 1st class PH (Retired)
Just one small nitpick…
He who shall not be named was a second class PH and he did less that 4 years in the Navy.
Thanks, OAE CPO USN Ret.
If you mention his name 3 times, he’ll show up.
http://xkcd.com/555/
Infinite destruction loop if you do it right 😀
Oh it’s Reaper. Yeah we love this guy at work! MSGT Soup-Sandwich would be proud of this guy.