John Frederick Kuhl meets justice

John Frederick Kuhl

Earlier this summer, the folks at Professional Soldier sent us their work on John Frederick Kuhl, a firearms instructor in Colorado and it seems that he hadn’t learned his lesson from our exposure of him. The Denver Post reports that he befriended the local sheriff and told his stories of derring-do and his phony 30-year career.

Somehow the sheriff found out that John had only served 13 weeks and left the Army as E-2 in an ADA unit at Bragg;

John Frederick Kuhl FOIA

Sheriff Shayne Heap doesn’t play;

He told Heap he wanted to retire [from his firearms training business] and work for the sheriff’s office in the county jail, according to the 18th Judicial District Attorney’s Office.

Kuhl in reality had only served in the Army for 13 months as opposed to the 30 years he said he had been in the service, the office said.

Kuhl was arrested on a misdemeanor charge on Monday and posted $1,000 bail. He was also ordered to pay a $500 fine.

He probably won’t do any jail time, but maybe he learned his lesson? By the way, the link to our original post is in the top few of each of the search engines.

Thanks to Mr Wolf for the Denver Post link.

Comments

21 responses to “John Frederick Kuhl meets justice”

  1. Doc Savage

    Bug….meet windshield.

    have a nice day asshole.

    1. Green Thumb

      More like “bug meet boot heel”.

      1. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

        More like … sperm hits reservoir tip!

        1. James in Gulf Breeze

          If that had happened to his parents, it would have been better timing…

  2. OIF ’06-’07-’08

    I’ll let Freddy say it all,
    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE&w=420&h=315%5D

  3. A Proud Infidel®™

    Splash out.

    1. nbcguy54

      Yeah. What he said!

      1. Sparks

        Roger That!

    2. 3E9

      Ditto!

  4. B Woodman

    Sheriff says you in Heap big trouble, boy.

  5. RM3(SS)

    DHS is washing it’s hands too, or so the rumor mill says. His FOD was not amused.

  6. YankeeJim

    Actually he almost did 13 months…

    1. John “Faker 6” Giduck

      I like John Frederick Kuhl. We are fellow Coloradoans after all. That said, even with a competing firearms training school, I had a much more convincing fake story after only 58 days in the Army.

      sincerely

      John “Faker 6” Giduck

  7. propsguy

    83-84…13 months, out as an E2, I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that he burned a hole in the bottom of the pee-pee bottle.

    1. Green Thumb

      Or was caught burning a two-hole.

      1. propsguy

        You’re obsessed with two holes and turds.

        1. Green Thumb

          Its an Infantry thing.

          1. propsguy

            Ah ,that’s why I don’t get it, I was 19K and then 88M.

  8. jonp

    Misdemeanor charge of what?

    1. FatCircles0311

      Lying to law enforcement on a jerb application?

  9. FatCircles0311

    roflmao who “retires” to work at a jail/prison?

    What a clown.