James Hoskins meets Don Shipley Part II

So here’s what you’ve been waiting for since last night. James Ho-Ho Hoskins Part II.

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73 responses to “James Hoskins meets Don Shipley Part II”

  1. HS Sophomore

    Now this here is one Forrest Gump, Butthead Cornholio, and Ralph Wiggum can come together on and say “now der is sum stoopid, stoopid shit”. May this truth molester die in a fire.

  2. HS Sophomore

    Truth be told, the infuriating thing about this guy is how hard it is to make epithets against him. Think about it-we could wish for him to die in a fire, but as his blubber, oils, and lard combust, the resulting explosion could level an entire city block. Ruled out due to collateral damage. We could wish for him to REALLY hit the Earth at terminal velocity after a REAL botched parachute jump, but the impact caused by his vociferous mass could destabilize Earth’s tectonic plates, causing the end for us all. There isn’t a rocket big enough to blast that payload into space, so we can’t pray for him to be flown into the sun. We could wish for him to drown, but he’d drink all the water in the ocean. Help me out here, guys.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Try this, HSSophomore.

      We get this one, Chevalier, WitlessOne, Frank the Crank, and that other idiot, Phil Monkress, together in one room, with several large blocks of cheese, plus many boxes of crackers and one working cold water faucet.

      We close the door and lock it, come back three weeks later. There should only be a smoking hole in the floor where they tried to fight their way to the remaining block of cheese and imploded, forming a black hole with a wormhole leading into an alternate universe… one far less merciful than this one.

      1. HS Sophomore

        Works for me, except someone else might get sucked into the black hole. I’m more in favor of just locking them all in a room with infinity jelly doughnuts and let them eat until they finally die of a heart attack each. I don’t foresee any potential problems with that strategy.

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      HS Soph, in death by fire, I take it you mean a chain reaction fire like when an MM&A Railroad crude oil train ran away, wrecked, and burned Lac Meg’antic, Quebec? Hell, I say throw the slovenly lardball overboard from any vessel in or near Alaska. The Japanese still practice whaling, as do Eskimo tribes, that DOUBLES fatso’s chances of getting harpooned the moment he/it hits the water!!

  3. Open Channel D

    I’m sick that this sack of shit was a corpsman. Fuck him. I hope Senior Chief Shipley and the NSW World stomp his ass into a mud puddle and riverdance it dry (figuratively speaking, of course). It’s time to get this guy famous.

    Real famous. More famous than Dave.

  4. OAE CPO USN Ret

    You sorry ass piece of shit. Trying to claim that half of your platoon was wiped out when that helicopter was shot down during Operation Redwing.

    LCDR Erik Kristensen was on that helicopter. I knew him when he was an Ensign. We were stationed together on a ship before he went to BUDS.

    Fuck you with a burning napalm soaked, barb wire wrapped fence post. You aren’t worthy enough to sniff the jockstrap of a real SEAL.

  5. OWB

    What is it with the current batch of phonies? They cling to their delusions long after it is obvious to the rest of the world that they are lying.

    It’s crazy, man.

    1. HS Sophomore

      What happens when you hold onto a lie long enough, I guess. Becomes part of your personality to the point where you’ll defend it if someone calls you on your BS. Still an assbag, though.

    2. Ex-PH2

      Someone called it pseudologia fantastica. At least, I think that was it.

      1. Doc Savage

        Yeah, that seems to fit….someone who is extremely insecure, or has led a life that is clearly sub par.

        The defining characteristics of pseudologia fantastica are:
        The stories told are usually dazzling or fantastical, but never breach the realm of reality. The possibility of truth is key to the pathological liar’s survival. They are not a manifestation of delusion or some broader type of psychosis: upon confrontation, the teller can admit them to be untrue, even if unwillingly.
        The fabricative tendency is chronic; it is not provoked by the immediate situation or social pressure as much as it is an innate trait of the personality. There is some element of dyscontrol present.
        A definitely internal, not an external, motive for the behavior can be discerned clinically: e.g., long-lasting extortion or habitual spousal battery might cause a person to lie repeatedly, without the lying being a pathological symptom.[2]
        The stories told tend toward presenting the liar favorably. The liar “decorates their own person”[5] by telling stories that present them as the hero or the victim. For example, the person might be presented as being fantastically brave, knowing or being related to many famous people, or claiming they earn more income than they do.

    3. 68W58

      Yeah, this douche was apparently an actual Corpsman, that’s plenty to be proud of.

      But, for whatever reason, it isn’t enough. He’s bigged himself up with his phony status and he’s got credulous admirers (his wife seems fooled, for instance). He’d have to give up their admiration if the truth came out, so he clings to the lie.

      1. HS Sophomore

        Was he? I think he was some sort of medical equipment technician. He had an HM MOS, which is the Navy medical field if I recall correctly, but I don’t think he was a corpsman. Perhaps PH2 or MCPO can help me out.

        1. OAE CPO USN Ret

          In that DD214 that Don showed it listed his Rate/Rank as HN E-3

          Depending on career field you go into, E-1 through E-3 you’re labeled a little differently (for lack of a better term)

          I was going to type up a long explanation, but the Navy already made a nice table that breaks it down. http://www.navy.mil/navydata/nav_legacy.asp?id=261

          1. Open Channel D

            He was a Corpsman. Worse than that, he was a Fleet Marine Force (Marine) Corpsman.
            That’s the 8404 NEC designator. He was NOT, however, an 8492.

            I can say with certainty that he is a lying shitbag and whatever escapes from his piehole is either a lie or a prelude to a lie.

            i have a couple of reasons to detest this shitbag beyond the normal ones, so I will reach into the Chief Files and see if this turd doesn’t float to the top of somebody’s pool. I’m betting it does.

            1. HS Sophomore

              Thanks for clearing that up, gentlemen. Hoskins, choke yourself.

  6. Just An Old Dog

    Good lord,,,, I hope him and his screetch owl old lady do not breed. What a compltete piece of shit.

  7. Eggs

    Don, take the rattlesnake and make chili.

  8. LebbenB

    Maybe he’s all over the map from the dain brammage he received from impacting the earth at terminal velocity from a HALO jump gone wrong.

    1. HS Sophomore

      But he went so fast that he ruptured the time-space continuum (he weighs so much more than normal that he can do that) and hit the ground millions of years in the past. His impact with the Earth caused the destabilization of Earth’s ecosystem and the subsequent extinction of the dinosaurs. The end.

      1. LebbenB

        It was all the dust that was put up into the atmosphere from his impact that caused the ice age.

      2. Valkyrie

        HS- I think I love you!

        1. HS Sophomore

          Oh? Please, do send me your email address and phone number. I haven’t had any real contact with any women since I started going to this all-boys school almost two years ago. Be nice to break the streak (smile).

          1. Valkyrie

            Oh hunnie! I’m old enough to be your. .. sister. I’ll have to settle with loving you from afar.

        2. Ex-PH2

          Valky’s got a boyfriend!

          That’s so cute. And I’m so happy for you two.

          1. Valkyrie

            Shhh… You’ll totally ruin my gayness.

  9. 68W58

    The hair was bringing it-this douche pissed him off (rightly so) and he is going to ruin him. Go get him!

  10. Sparks

    This Hoskins holds onto his shit as tight as Phil Monkress. Speaking of Phil…

    This trucker is driving up the Florida interstate and picks up a hitch hiker. The guy has a backpack and a hat that reads, “All Points Logistics”. After about five miles, the trucker puts his hand on the guy’s leg and says, “hey, so you ready to suck some dick?”. The guy is stunned and silent. Then his eyes roll up and he takes the hat off and says, “OH NO mister, you got me all wrong. This ain’t my hat…I found it out there laying on the road!” The trucker pulls over and kicks him out. He says, “Hey kid, get rid of the hat, or pass it on to somebody who knows what it’s used for!”

    Sorry, that’s my humor for the day folks.

  11. cato

    He’s listed here:

    http://www.vetfriends.com/veterandirectory/?member=742598

    Shitbird phony — humiliate him.

    Hope wife finally finds out the truth on this scumbag

  12. What a surprise, James Hoskins and his company Hoskins International, LLC were sued in December for breach of contract/fraud back in December 2013. According to court records from Shelby County, Ohio, Hoskins failed to show so the judge entered a default judgement in the amount of $46,698.68. The judge also awarded attorney fees to the plaintiff because the “defendant intentionally committed acts and practices which are deceptive, unfair and unconscionable.”

    Search for Hoskins under the company name at the link in my name to view the records.

    1. Andy

      stolen valor, once again, just the tip of that iceberg.

    2. C2Show

      No wonder why his website/company disappeared and vanished.

  13. Smaj

    We all KNOW this fat lowlife piece of shit is up to this puffy eyeballs in other nefarious stuff. Sounds like he is defrauding the VA, too. I bet Fat Fuck (or a cockpuppet) makes an appearance here soon.

  14. Hondo

    Like Jonn keeps saying, albeit in more “safe for mixed company” language:

    “Stolen valor – often it’s just the rotting cherry on the top of a sh!t sundae.”

  15. 11Bvet

    Wow. Wonder if this douche was telling these stories before or after seeing Lone Survivor…

    1. streetsweeper

      He would have had a base story going beforehand, then after Redwings and the books came out, he gleaned anything he felt was useful. I’ll bet a six pack of Budweiser on it.

    2. C2Show

      Clearly before it. Plus he got his wife drinking the koolaid. He had to have been telling this story for years. Since he had a business in 2013, he probably used it to drum up business.

  16. C2Show

    I guess the question comes whether he used it for his VA disability or not. I wonder what actually happened to him that caused him to have a disability. He seems disabled from the way he was talking and looked.

  17. Just An Old Dog

    Him saying he is a disabled vet and him actually being a disabled vet drawing a pension are two different things.
    Also the VA doesnt differentiate their ratings based on MOS or how you were injured. He could be drawing a legit pension based on him slipping on a waxed deck at the BAS at ACU 5.

    Him and his wife are both bat shit crazy.

  18. A Proud Infidel®™

    THE HAIR­­®™ has alerted MAY as to what a lower-than-whale-shit sphincter worm that lardassed, slovenly, sniveling POS James Hoskins is, so methinks HE/IT IS FUCKED to say the least. Is there a Wanted Poster in the works for that sphincter-mouthed valor parasite?

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      The beginning sentence should have said
      “THE HAIR®™ has alerted MANY…”

      YEAH, my kaybroading skills SUCK…

  19. Just An Old Dog

    His linked account lists him as a PHD also..

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      AAAAHH… Another “PILED HIGHER & DEEPER”!!

  20. Doc Savage

    This toilet weasel has sunk far lower than the average turd….You wouldn’t be able to get Mr Rogers at gunpoint to say anything good about this twinkie muncher.

    It takes some powerful stupid to keep rocking a lie in the face of such overwhelming reality checks in the form of the Senior Chief and Matt Luttrell BOTH on the phone calling you out.

  21. Ex-PH2

    Manipulative, lucid, knows exactly what he’s doing, per Senior Chief Shipley.

    Okay, on the surface, he may seem like he’s just another phony-baloney sparkle-creme swamp donkeypony, but people like these are dangerous. They may not seem like it, but they are.

    Or are you guys forgetting what a turd we had in Monkress?

  22. Valkyrie

    I fell in love all over again with Boyfriend and Wifey! The kitty kitty sealed the deal for me.

    I am all a twittering waiting for the cockpuppets to show up! I bet goofy basturds wife (goofy bitch) shows up first. Any takers?

    Btw, my husband calls be a goofy bitch when he wants to get me riled up. Then he calls me Red Fury before calling 911.

    1. Kinda old ET1

      The cat jumping on Senior Chiefs shoulder was awesome.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        Yeah, I kinda liked that myself. ‘Ol kittycat seemed to be trying to tell the Senior Chief via nonverbal communication what ALL housecats say when they come up to you, “OK, I’M HERE!! NOW START petting me!! YES, you can begin any time, and once you start petting me, I’ll give you just three days to stop doing so, you may begin now, or I’m gonna hock up a hairball on your couch!!”

        1. Valkyrie

          I like how it turned it’s back to the computer. You know there was a picture of douchetool on it, so the cat was telling him where he could kiss.

  23. Kinda old ET1

    This dude *James Hoskins is bat shit crazy, double in-bred cousin stupid and lower than whale shit.

    Enjoy the shit storm you brought on yourself maggot.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      I am convinced that James Hoskins is his own cousin!!

  24. Enigma4you

    It would take a bulldozer to clean up the shit Humpty Pumkin would release if Marcus Lutrell and or Sr Chief showed up at his door.

  25. FatCircles0311

    I hope he’s defrauding the VA and Mr. Shipley’s outting of him leads to his prosecution.

  26. AverageNCO

    So his first reaction to Don is to namedrop Luttrell as someone who would have his back. But then he gets OWNED in the mother of all speed-dials. So then he goes double-down on stupid and continues to namedrop. Admiral Tracy, John McCain, George Bush…Peter Griffin, Aquaman..whatever. Dude, when your first attempt at name-dropping blows up in your face, you need to re-group and try a different tactic. The only names who would be interested in helping you out at this point are Bernath, DullAss, and Cheese-Gobbler. They probably would LOVE to help you.
    My other take-away from this video is the bad-ass feline in the Shipley house. Just chillin’ on Don’s shoulder. Awesome.

    1. AverageNCO

      Darn I forgot something else I wanted to say. He kept talking about a picture of President Bush visiting him in the hospital. I am 100% certain that he found a photo of GWB visiting a wounded solider, in which the soldier’s face may be partially obscured, and he’s stealing that service member’s identity. Much like the many photos who take stock photos off recruiting websites and say it’s them. Or a certain nutjob who posts photos of skydivers 150 feet in the air wearing googles, and says it’s him.

  27. Azygos

    In my opinion this guy is a sociopath pure and simple. Peel off the phoney SEAL and I bet you will find a ton of other shit this guy is doing or has done. I wonder how he is paying his bills? Maybe he is a stand in for the stay Puft marshmallow man?

  28. NavCWORet

    Just the still of the video at the top of the page says it all, with Don Shipley doing the facepalm. I don’t even need to watch it to know this turd was owned from the dialtone.

  29. Twist

    This dude is so fat he looks like he has to iron his clothes in his driveway.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      He’s SO FAT his farts are measured on the Richter scale!!

      1. LebbenB

        He’s so fat that when he goes into McDonald’s, the manager sends somebody out to change the numbers on the sign.

        1. Green Thumb

          He is so fat that he got stuck in a dream.

          1. A Proud Infidel®™

            He’s SO FAT, he has to weigh himself on a truck scale!!

            1. Sparks

              It’s silly but here it comes. From the old school days.

              “Fatty Fatty two by four,

              Couldn’t get through the bathroom door.

              So he did it on the floor,

              Licked it up and did some more!”

              Third grade was fun! 😀

              1. Sparks

                Figured this might be a thread stopper. Bet I was right.

  30. It’s time a few SEALs went over there and gave him some corrective action.

  31. Mike Lee

    I spent almost half of my career at ACU-5 as an Operator and instructor. I’ve never seen this guy before. Seems like he’s just staking claim to anything that looks cool!

  32. tm

    Wow. The Shipleys and their buddies were great in both videos. Who needs a network/cable TV show? They could probably do decently on Youtube alone. The cat alone is worth thousands of views!
    “Its a hell of a nice bobcat..”
    BTW: Hoskins’ linkedin is still up: https://www.linkedin.com/pub/james-hoskins-phd/44/421/904
    Oh, and UCLA’s School of Medicine does not have a Ph.D. program in “medical science”: http://dgsom.healthsciences.ucla.edu/dgsom/education/pages/degrees-programs

  33. Green Thumb

    Maggot.

  34. matty

    i live ten miles from his business. should i make a visit?

  35. So, someone writes to tell us that now James Hoskins is pretending to be a Blackwater contractor.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Um, blackwater is a generic term for sewage.

      So he’s saying he’s now a sewer rat, right?

    2. Green Thumb

      I would have thought he would have been working for All-Points Logistics.

  36. nbcguy54

    With all of the negative press Blackwater got back then, claiming ties to them isn’t a real smart move – then again, this homer hasn’t really shown us much in that department.