I think the title of this spells out the situation sufficiently:
Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil
Pastrami also does that to me, leading me to question whether boobs aren’t made of pastrami.
And after all this time I finally know that it wasn’t the heavy drinking that left me permanently fluid during the early to mid ’90’s, it was the motorboating.
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35 responses to “Important health tip from TAH”
Seriously? (Falls down laughing, tries to get up, fails.)
Oh, please — don’t get me started on this. 🙂
This just goes to show that you shouldn’t love unclean women.
In other news, it has recently been said that being a Democrat is the next best thing to a frontal lobotomy, but can be cured by the purchase of a firearm.
News item this morning: Twitter now has a porn problem.
Beware pickpockets and loose (unclean) women.
And here I thought it was just the germs from them not bathing since the 7th Century.
Seriously, unwashed women and the trots? I thought that was a niche thing in Germany back in the 1980’s or something.
This is true.
I read about it in the “Jahidist’s 110 Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation”.
I think they borrowed the title from someone we all love and respect.
LOOK IT UP!
Washington had copied out by hand, 110 Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation.
Uhhhmmm. Nope – can’t say that.
Errrrr. WON’T say that.
Better just stick with seconding what PH said up there in comment #1. (For now.)
Master Chief–doesn’t this fall under the basic rules of FSRA while in the PI?
And yeah, I knew one guy who didn’t follow Rule #1, and got “gonk” of the throat. Nasty. Just nasty.
Too bad they seem unable to ascertain the cause of the unrelenting stupidity so prevalent in the Middle East these days.
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!
DUDE!
Thanks for that! I needed a chuckle this morning!
Note to self: do not wash breasts when planning to sleep with an Egyptian.
And I always thought that old song was titled “Walk Like an Egyptian . . . ” (smile)
Now their views on goats and young boys…
Yo … whats wrong with goats?
The only thing wrong with the goats is how they walk afterwards. . . .
Hey, don’t forget, there are also no homosexuals in Iran.
No homosexuals in Iran … I am cancelling my vacation!
“Shaheed, to love a goat is fine, but why in the name of Allah did you pick the ugliest one???”
@ 16 …. now that is FUNNY.
I just don’t….know what to say, except that thank god my cup was empty. Unbelievably funny.
i have a friend who has a goat tied up on her front lawn who will head-butt anything that invades his lawn! clean boobies or not,,that lil evil prick is gonna ram his head up yer ass if you step on his grass!! lol
Now I have go to the VA,no warning. Safety belts were off and the floor just keeps on getting and down from the seat of my chair. Joe
MCPO: no gays in Iran, because the government pays shitty doctors to change their sex so they are right in the name of Allah; if they do not submit to a sex change the gay in question is usually executed. Also, what kind of bee is best, especially around Halloween? Boo-bees!!! Haha ok ok I’ll stop!
Sex changes in Iran … vacation back on!
Hahahaha that’s for people, not Goats, we know how you CPOs are… :p
Um, Master Chief? I’m thinking those “sex changes” aren’t of the cheap Thai variety that Yon likes so much, but more of the “chainsaw” variety.
YMMV.
Oh my Jeebus, I got the giggles again!
Hahahahaha omg Sparky!
Hmmmmmmm. Being from an Army background, I always wondered why they called the Chief’s Mess the “goat locker”. Oh well.
Might explain the USNA’s mascot, too. (smile)
OMFG Hondo!! Thank you!!!! I was thinking that for a while!
OK … so now you know! HA!
Just remember, people…”BAAAAAAAA!!!” means “NO!”
@30 Unless it means yes….it’s all in the eyes.
I’ve been out taking the car for its daily walk around the block. When I came back, prepared to put in a long haul at the keyboard, I (of course) went to the internet and came across this. I dedicate this photograph to MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) and all the rest of you from the goat locker. 🙂
http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/06/16866606-japan-town-demands-underwear-for-michelangelos-david?lite>1=43001
@2
This just goes to show that you shouldn’t love unclean women.
Shower sex ftw!
#33… AMEN!
Wowzers!! I’m sure glad the U.S. government doesn’t have a #2 guy who says such silly $hit. Oh, wait.