Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Greg Quillen, who claims to be a Navy SEAL.
Perhaps more incredible is his claim that he was struck by lightning seven times.
There was a fellow who was struck by lightning seven times – Roy Sullivan;
In case you’re wondering, the odds of getting struck by lightning are about one in 280,000,000. The odds of getting struck by lightning seven times are 4.15 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
When Sullivan did pass away, it was a bullet, not a bolt, that did him in. He died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in 1983 at the age of 71, perhaps tired of constantly fearing a fatal strike.
Since Quillen isn’t Sullivan, we have to doubt his claim, otherwise he’d be Sullivan-famous.
Anyway, Quillen is not a SEAL – he was a PR1 when he retired after twenty years – a parachute rigger E-6.
No SEAL training.
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60 responses to “Greg Quillen; phony SEAL”
Cocksucker
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Shack.
He’s also a clueless imbecile of the highest order.
Falsely claiming to be a SEAL while living in Virginia Beach, VA? Seriously?
What could possibly go wrong with that little bit of make-believe?
I think he was misunderstood – he got aholt of some bad White Light’n 7 times and woke up in the gutter with a pounding headache and unable to remember where he had been or where he was.
/sarc
More like a pounding ass ache…
I really was struck by lightning once and that was enough! That really lit up my ass! I was just happy to survive that, much less 7 times? I call bullshit on this one!
My favorite son-in-law was trying to repair a water leak, laying on the ground in the rain with his arm in a hole up to his shoulder when a bolt hit a tree about 10′ away. We’re lucky that he is still alive.
I was in an old wall-tent, in my cot, when a largish bolt hit the tree about 8′ away and blew debris all over.
I was close enough that I could not hear the concussion because I was inside it.
It took me years to not get a wee bit anxious whenever I heard thunder. I’ll be happy to never have that experience again.
Possibly an arty short round instead of a lightning bolt? 🙂
He meant to say that he was DORKED IN THE SQUEAKHOLE at least SEVEN TIMES… in one afternoon!
GREG QUILLEN = STOLEN VALOR ASSCLOWN
Dude’s forehead has undergone a tectonic plate shift…years of adrenaline-fueled stress packing those chutes
rigger–SEAL…I mean, what’s the difference?
Oh, that….
LOL
This Mo Fo sure is a doubling down Legend In His Own Mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgRaf38uCQ
Is he from Florida? Are the Seals still behind at the TAH starting gate this week?
This week the SEALs are behind, but still way ahead in the overall 2018 TAH Phony Race.
Yep but they are closing in on Army Phony and making Army nervous.
C’mon all you Rangers and Special Forces – phony up!!!! Let’s stay ahead.
SF, Ranger, and Marine phonies are tied at 5 each, with SEAL phonies in the lead with 10 as of today 1330L.
This week the Army phonies are ahead of the SEALs, but only so far this week.
He isn’t from Florida but guess where he wants to move to though?
He’s on a POSer farm team right now, but he’s ready to move up to the big leagues. He said Florida is his next stop.
When I was a kid, one of my Little League teammates had been struck by lightning twice and electrocuted once. I don’t think we ever decided whether he was lucky to be alive or unlucky around electricity.
He looks like his head caught on fire and someone beat it out with an Ugly Club®™!
That’s his PN WAR FACE!!!!
Don’t wanna be caught in a paper clip fight with him!
Sorry – PR WAR FACE
He does NOT have the red Swingline stapler! I win!!!
Good news for those keeping state scores. He wrote that he was looking forward to moving BACK to Florida. That’s gotta be worth a half point, at least.
Dang, I’ve not been tracking that category. I’ll have to go back and check our honorees to date.
Yes, we may need to get an official ruling on this.
Anyone remember the other Navy rigger who claimed SEAL by association? I’ll give you a hint, his name rhymes with Fucklew!
Queef.
You people out there who don’t Facebook are really missing out on seeing what kind of groups he belongs to.
Here’s just a couple of them:
Kinky facebook singles
Dating With Herpes
Other names of groups you have to run through a foreign language translation program and I’m not even going to hazard a guess as to what they are.
I’m over there and Scotty and crew are vigorously ripping him a new asshole.
Epic FAIL and Entertaining as HELL.
From giggles to tears running down our cheeks. His missions are classified and unobtainable…he suffers from Zoophilia poor motherfucking son of a whore.
New member of DRG…
Riggers used to get jump qualified at training. Maybe he hit his head really really hard once and woke up believing he was a SEAL. I bet his nickname was Cro-Magnon.
Side note:
Are any military branch parachute riggers, other than the U.S. Army, required to be parachute qualified?
I know U.S. Army parachute riggers must be parachute qualified and jump parachutes that they have personally packed.
I was a USAF rigger/fabric & rubber specialist(survival equip. specialist AFSC 42753, tech. school Chanute AFB) I was not required to jump, but I did a static line jump anyway for shitz and giggles…I did almost shit myself but giggled very nervously all the way down tho for my 1 and only leap from a perfectly good airplane..
Did you go to jump school?
No a private parachute club near where I was based…it was a jump to satisfy a curiosity, I obtained an FAA license to pack reserves as a side gig from the USAF and it was a courtesy experience the instruction, I was doing the reserve repacks for this club at that time(1975-6) $35 a pack and a couple of them were successfully used…
I showed Quillen the way here, if he shows should be interesting.
He’s a fruit loop, based on his comments.
He doesn’t like to talk background information on an open channel, as he claims.
He doesn’t realize that Facebook is a SCIF, so he should be good. Besides, what’s discussed on Facebook or TAH, stays on Facebook or TAH.
Quillen claims that: “You won’t be able to confirm anything thru nsa, cia, or fbi. To many leaks in the system.”
I thought that you all should know, just so we can manage expectations.
Now that’s really low, Stolen Lore…
Claiming to have been struck by lightning seven times – very disrespectful to our uniformed personnel in the National Park Service!
Darn Park Rangers never get a break, they won’t let them wear Ranger tabs on their uniforms and now this…
Greg Quillen looks like he’s at least half Caveman, definitely the product of an orgy at some family reunion.
That’s his AIMD war face.
*snerk*
Fighting the bad guys one at a time with his Singer.
Hey Quillen, got my fukkin’ name tags made up yet?
(I would never speak to a squadron para-rigger this way- I made sure to let them know how much I appreciated what they did for me)
This guy has some bad luck, aye?
He looks like Grumpy Cat.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/406/325/b31.jpg
He didn’t ask anyone for a 57″ 4K TV or a front tire for his Harley?
He looks like the Darwinian ‘Missing Link’ to our evolution. I wonder if he can make fire?? Does he fingerpaint hunting and nature scenes on the walls and ceiling??
Greg Quillan = Homo Phonniass Neanderthalis
Go easy on this primitive
He’s only the second generation in his family to walk upright
Laughed out loud. Nice work.
Stolen valor. So easy, even a caveman can do it.
Well, he IS an airedale.
At least he wasn’t an AO.
This loser has taken multiple pumps in his two-hole.
So he retires and does 20 and a PR to boot and yet he had to go do the Special Operations crap and in Norfolks Beach Area stupid as stupid does!!
Honorable career fucked by stupid.
Bet he likes some French Fried Taters, mmmmm humm
Mmmmm hmmm. Maybe some biscuits n mustard
20 years and not even a retirement NAM.
I’ll leave it to you to speculate why.