The other day, we mentioned Floyd R. May of Moline, Illinois in our feel good stories when he kidnapped a woman and she ended up shooting him at her first opportunity. According to Quad-Cities Online he’s been charged;
Floyd R. May, 61 , Moline, has been charged with aggravated kidnapping and aggravated battery with a weapon in relation to that case, according to Rock Island County court records.
Two other charges — unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and aggravated assault — were related to separate incident in which Mr. May allegedly threatened a man with a knife.
I’m only mentioning the story because the dude should have been locked up a long time ago, just for looking felonious. I’ll bet there are some bodies buried in his basement, too.
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To quote Green Thumb:
This dude looks all felonious and shit!
Now we know what happened to Stork from Animal House…
Seriously.
I’m glad the photo will no embiggen.
That’s one looking fucker.
I bet small animals run away from him.
Oh and I’ll just leave this here…..
https://imgur.com/ARaYXKF
We need a goddamn edit button.
“not” embiggen
“Scary” looking fucker”
If we could make it larger, then we could use it as a target, then mail the results to him in jail.
I’m happy to see that she successfully defended herself from that fleabag of a goblin, pity she didn’t score a lethal shot, that would have saved taxpayers the cost of feeding, clothing and housing him as well as court expenses.
She coulda done the world a favor and shot him in the nethers. But at least, she shot him. That’s something.
What a creepy guy.
A .38 caliber vasectomy?
“I’m only mentioning the story is because the dude should have been locked up a long time ago, just for looking felonious.”
From what I remember of Moline the folks there would have looked right at home along the Dixie Highway in Michigan.
The end near Saginaw or the end near Flint?
I was thinking of the stretch between Detroit and the Ohio state line.
Oh, that section doesn’t even begin to compare to the Dixie between Saginaw and Flint. The high point of the Saginaw end was that it ran past the fairgrounds, where the only interesting things going on at the Saginaw county fair were the fights between white, black and brown yutes.
Is it just me or does he bear a striking resemblance, or maybe it is just a similar gleam in the eye, to a currently guest of the VA correctional system awaiting further mental eval?
Maybe it’s his long lost brother/cousin.
Talk about a visual laxative…I thought I was attached to ugly, but this dude…
looks like a rough night in lock-up and it’s only going to get worse for him.
Looks like the kind of guy that’s building a woman suit in his basement.
Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again…
Ugly is on him like white on rice.
Really, I can see why she’d run after scoring a hit on him and not make sure he was DRT. But I wish she’d got him in the cerebellum with an expanding round. I think his frontal lobes are already damaged.
Dude looks like Stephen King.
Another shitbag.
On crack.
I was thinking something along the lines of “Meth-head Harry Potter”, myself.
Ass wipe.
I wonder if that ugly SOB was ever a lawyer. Hehe, nah, probably not. He might pass for one of those pedo-priests we’ve heard so much about
He’s a escapee from time travel experiments. His face is truly ugly enough to stop a clock.
No woman would ever have anything to do with the ugly fuck so he had to kidnap one.
Upon further examination I see a remarkable resemblence to Barney Frank.
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler!