Flash Traffic: All Commands Alert

Folks: It IS April Fool’s Day!

Jonn Lilyea is in negotiations to sell TAH to Blackfive.net for “brown “things” from central america”.

This information is based on a validated  NSA intercept.

Activate OPLAN 666 today – April 1 2011.

Report local impact via the usual channels.

This Alert is valid until 2400 April 1, 2011

Ponsdorf sends.

Comments

9 responses to “Flash Traffic: All Commands Alert”

  1. Doc Bailey

    I hate April fools.

  2. melony

    me too Doc…this is where get ALOT of my news!

  3. Doc B #1: Yeah, well… I’m the guy in the room that is always saying ‘huh?’

    It pleases me to get just the tiniest little bit ahead.

  4. PintoNag

    Yeah, the first thing I thought when I saw that “Flash Traffic” was “Oh God, Camp Pendleton!”

  5. DaveO

    Where’s our share? Or are we all PuffHosters today?

  6. malclave

    So I guess the merger with IVAW fell through?

  7. streetsweeper

    *cackle*!!

  8. Amen, Doc B…

  9. Toothless Dawg

    I can tell y’all that NSA has not been monitoring any TAH traffic however previous associations are not verified. Y’all do fit the profile for ‘domestic terrorists’! /s=off