Someone sent us their research on this fellow, Eric Dale Honeycutt. I’ll warn you right now, you probably don’t want to click on any of these links while you’re at work. See, Eric, here, or “Tank” as he likes to be called, claims to be a “sexologist” whatever that is, in addition to being a special forces operator;
On LinkedIn, he claims to have been commissioned as an officer through the Officer Candidate School as well as claiming 12 years of service in addition to Special Forces experience;
He also claims to be a Ranger;
His claim to be a special forces soldier seems to be a central point in his business plan, like when he had a company called Special Forces Fit;
Well, if you’re hoping that your sexologist, or your fitness instructor is special forces, Eric wouldn’t be your choice. He did spend a little over four years in the Army as an 11M Bradley Fighting Vehicle crew member in Germany, leaving the service as a specialist E-4.
Not a bad career, actually. He had a deployment to Kosovo and he earned the Expert Infantry Badge, but there’s no parachute, Ranger or Special Forces training.
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37 responses to “Eric Honeycutt; phony Special Forces”
Cocksucker.
Just to get it in before OS2.
Cocksucker!
He is a
COCKTAIL COCKSUCK !!!!!!
? ? ? ?
Now I’m not sayin’ he would suck a dick, but I’m willing to bet he’d hold one in his mouth!
At least until the swelling went down
Florida. Yet again. DRC will be ringing him up for training.
Sexologist is code for masturbater
WTF! Its like Bernath is running the asylum.
From many reports, the only thing crop-buster-Bernath runs, besides his mouth, is a honorary uretheral device.
Eric Honeycutt – you’ve scr3w3d the pooch, you lousy phony wanna-be.
Enjoy your Googlefame Eric Honeycutt Special Phorces Phony.
“Sexologist”?
Is that fancy language for “rent-boy”?
Dude probably loves having “things” shoved up his two-hole… gerbils, Tasmanian devils, hippos, Mack Trucks…
???
Today’s Winner ?? ?? ??
Sex, well, we know what that is. Ology comes from the Latin; “logia” meaning “to write about”.
So, basically, he writes about sex. Which means, he doesn’t actually HAVE sex. What a loser.
Nothing says ranger like a woodlands bdu cap with a tab that says… well… ranger.
Way to shit all over your EIB you metrosexual bitch.
I think that Old Eric here is a little light. And I’m not referring to his skin color.
Is there something in the water in Florida that makes these guys so flakey?
What happened to his companion? Was her head impaled by a large chili sex toy? If so our sexologist might was to improve his targeting solution
I was wondering when I was finally going to see another 11M here. Back when 11M was still a MOS, I was always told the only DA schools you could hope for were Drill, Recruiter, and Master Gunner. We used to always sit around and dream what it would have been like if our 11X contracts had led to 11B and what cool schools we could have gotten. Guess this guy didn’t stop dreaming.
Yeah, I don’t remember many school options as an 11M. We did, however, have many, many, special tools just like this “special” tool.
yea, no joke, the ONLY time I got to ever go TDY to any school was phase 2 of BNCOC at Benning.
In fairness, they did send me to Butzbach for PLDC…
Sexologist means “I rent holes, works balls and tongues taints”.
Shitbag!
Yeah.
I missed this loser.
He helps the men folk with ways to work the taint.
Assclown.
Gosh, gee whillikers, with that excellent GENUINE service record, WHY did he have to lie?
The Expert Infantry Badge is an especially difficult award to qualify for.
Interestingly enough, the docs above seem to show he completed Officer Candidate Course-RC in 2004 (12 weeks) – but was later discharged as an E4. I’d love to know the full story on that.
In 1971 we had a couple of E-5’s come into our battery. They were offered an out of OCS if they would be reduced to spc5 and, and given a year of the term of their enlistment.
Honor code violation maybe? 😉
That, security clearance issue, misconduct, changed mind and declined commission – there are a number of theoretical possibilities. But I’m thinking some of them would preclude his successfully competing the course, and the info above implies he did.
Still would love to know the story. It’s a loose end that’s . . . unusual.
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !
It just keeps getting better
What a fruit loop
His place of separation tells me he was either with 172nd or he spent sometime locked up
I’ll tak the first
Turd !!!!
Cocksucker! Enjoy your google fame you flaming asshole! Why to all of these cocksuckers have to take up residence in my second home of Florida? I guess the gators have to eat too?? Why aren’t all of these shitbags put in jail where they belong?? I am so sick of all these cocksuckers still roaming the streets with all of their bad assery? I can only hope they shoot off their mouth to a real ranger?
Is he trying out for a “Village People” tribute band?
He looks like a dildohead as well as a Gerbil Aficionado.
Jesus I swear you just can’t make this shit up!! HoneyCunt I would suggest you GFY but there is probably something already stuffed up your ass!
“Sexologist” = Rump Ranger.
“assmaster”
Their motto is: “Never leave your buddy’s behind.”