Don Shipley two-fer phony Navy SEALs

Lowell Hipsher

Don Shipley looks at erectile implant guy, Lowell Hipsher, who of course, is not a SEAL. And he revisits Earl Littman, the “secret combat naked warrior”. I have all of that documentation that Don shows in the video if anyone wants copies of it.

Don also sent me the entire Lowell Hipsher video – it’s pretty grotesque since they show the actual operation. That’s on YouTube and you can find it if you’re interested.

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24 responses to “Don Shipley two-fer phony Navy SEALs”

  1. Too bad they couldn’t implant a penis in his lying cockholster where it belongs.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      That or they could have just permanently attached a ball gag!!

    2. Green Thumb

      Awesome! That’s funny!

      And dude is “all hardcore in the Navy and shit” as well.

      What a fatass loser.

      I wonder if he wore the mask and one-strap singlet when he wrestled?

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        So he was MUCH flatter that the NE Patriots’ balls were, thus he had a “Pecker Erector Set®™” installed.

        1. SPEW ALERT !!!!!
          BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
          Pecker Erector !!!
          Pure fucking genius !!!

          1. James

            The whole reason for the operation was so he would stop pissing on his own leg and thinking it was rain.

  2. A Proud Infidel®™

    Hmmm, a fat, semi-dickless wonder that looks like he ate two dozen baby seals after they were clubbed and stripped of their fur pelts every day for two months straight!

  3. Animal

    Spew alert!!! Diane outdoes herself in this one. Put your coffee down first.

    1. Retired Master

      Agree, she is the show!!

  4. Sparks

    Don and Diane had me spitting coffee through my nose and all over the laptop! You two had me in tears! That was some funny stuff there. I wonder if they ever got a straight take on that scene? Thank you Don and Diane Shipley! I needed that laugh his morning more than you could imagine.

    1. GDContractor

      Sparks – I was out of town this weekend and missed most of the open thread goodness. In regards to PT and rehab, I wanted to mention a documentary called “Forks Over Knives”. To my knowledge, it is available via Netflix streaming for free (if you have Netflix). You might find the documentary worthwhile and motivational, as I did. Best wishes on your continued recovery.

  5. BWAHAHAHAHA !!!
    I watched this then went to the “Deflate Gate” story !!!
    You just can’t make this shit up !!!!
    Gives a whole new meaning to “Deflate Gate” !!!!!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SNORT, SNORT !!!!

  6. GDContractor

    Dude has a penile implant now. Did anyone bother to tell him he’s still a fat, ugly, lying, sack of shit? Who’s he going to use it on? His blow up doll?

    1. Hondo

      Well, this might be the “lady” for him:

      http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=54783

  7. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    My sides are killing me …..

  8. That dude doesn’t need a penis implant, he needs a gastro band. If he loses the weight, he’d have no problems getting laid.

  9. MrBill

    Littman is still at it – here’s his website:

    http://backourvets.com/

    Jonn, I think you’d be doing a great service if you were to post his records.

  10. Ex-PH2

    Now I know what’s wrong wit’ youse guys.

  11. I don’t care how many implants or pumps he gets. Fat fucker still won’t be able to see his junk.

  12. “Honey, what’s wrong? Is it cause your dick won’t get hard?”

    Fucking classic. These two are AWESOME.

  13. Green Thumb

    The more I looked at this fat turd getting his blank adapter fixed, a new word popped into my mind.

    This word takes into consideration all of his bullshit to include his robust girth and false SEAL claims.

    Therefore, this semblance of a man is a “Phildoughy” dude.

  14. Ex-PH2

    Thanks to Mrs. Senior Chief Diane, I have an entirely new list of nicknames for the dingledangle bits that you guys are always bragging – er, discussing.

  15. Eden

    Are we sure it was male to begin with?