Don Shipley meets Michael Orlando Hall in New Orleans

Micahel Orlando Hall

Don Shipley travels to New Orleans to meet Michael Orlando Hall and finds him holding court and pretending to be a Navy SEAL Captain with his big-ass Navy SEAL Tattoo. Hall tells Shipley to “do your homework”. Um, Language Warning.

Here’s the homework that Hall never figured would get done; a felony conviction for sexual battery;

Michael Orlando Hall (5)

He had two years and three months of service and was awarded the prestigious National Defense Service Medal for those two years of service.

Michael Orlando Hall tattoo

Comments

52 responses to “Don Shipley meets Michael Orlando Hall in New Orleans”

  1. Dudeist_priest

    He’ll probably move his schtick to the gay bars at the far end of Bourbon street.

    1. Club Manager

      Ummmm Dudeist, how is it you know where the gay bars are?

      1. CLAW131

        Speaking of gay, I just saw this meme a little while ago. It went like this:

        Dear Abby:

        I’m an 18 year old girl that lives in Arkansas.
        I’m still a virgin.
        Do you think my brothers are gay?

        Signed: No date for Saturday night.

      2. Dudeist_Priest

        Saw them when my unit was patroling the streets of New Orleans after Katrina.

    2. MF

      I am new, here. Where do I find these cornholers?????

      1. David

        Apparently in Ohio, “cornhole” can refer to a game – I passed a local ‘cornhole’ company on I77 last week in Canton.

  2. GDContractor

    I wouldn’t want that fat ignorant phony fuck anywhere near my motorcycle with a wrench in his hand. He should have stuck with telling tourists where they got their shoes.

    CWO Robertson looked like a spring about to come uncoiled. What was Mrs. Shipley railing about in the beginning… male privilege?

  3. Sam Naomi

    Mr. Hall, I have three words to send you.
    “YOU’VE HAD IT”
    Thats all she wrote.

    Where the tall corn grows

  4. Joseph

    Check it out! Jive a$$ turkey! Why are so many of these posers motorcycle riders?

    1. Delilah T

      Why? Because their armpits won’t dry out in a car.

  5. Dave Hardin

    As usual there is always more to these shit stains than people realize.

  6. Silentium Est Aureum

    Check it out.

    Uh, he did, numbnuts. Booted out, convicted felon, lifetime liar.

    Real fucking pillar of the community.

  7. MK75Gunner

    Was it just me or was anyone else rooting for the retired CWO to fucking jack that idiot up? “Check it out” motherfucker, you’re a liar.

    1. GDContractor

      It wasn’t just you.

  8. Just An Old Dog

    Why do these assholes think if they talk loud and repeat the same words over and over that it somehow validates them?
    I loved the change of demeanor from him holding court on the street corner to when he was at work.

    1. john

      Its called liquid courage…

  9. Jarhead

    Don Shipley deserves more than a pat on the back for all the work he does. Although he specializes in outing fake Navy Seals, I believe he also roots out imposters from all branches of service. Do we have anyone who specializes in exposing phony Marines? If not, lets put our heads together and get our own ball rolling. From what pops up daily, Shipley no doubt has his hand full with Seals alone. Got to hand it to him for perseverance; he never gives up and never gives in. A man to look up to with all respect.
    For what it’s worth, fuck that lard ass piece of shit hanging on Bourbon Street. My guess is folks like Hardin and myself would NOT have the self control that Shipley does. A real short fuse would have ended up with at least the two of us in jail. That’s the one thing they never taught us in boot camp, i. e., self control. It was kill or be killed.
    Bad character flaw that you never get out of your system. Some loud-mouth M. F. like that chocolate POS would just agitate one of us to push his button to the point of zipping his pie hole up.

    1. Dave Hardin

      What? I have a long history of being calm cool and collected. I have a deep abiding compassion for these poor lost souls.

      I have ministered to a few of them and laid my hands upon them to cast out their demons while they started to speak in tongues.

      I have found that the nearest Mens room provides a perfect alter for that Come to Jesus moment. I guess we could start using a bucket of ice water and a video camera to gain some fame, but the urinal usually has a breath mint that can be used for that private moment of salvation and there is already a Porcelain bowl of Holy water bolted to the wall.

      It is always comforting to pray with them as they kneel before the alter, ‘eat and drink, do this in remembrance of me’.

      Rejoice brother, as they will boast no more with the new breath of urinal cake.

    2. joe

      the guy Chief Shipley called out here sure needs a good @$$ whippin!!!

  10. Jarhead

    Wouldn’t you just love to hear Obozo say (again), “If I had a son”……
    Yep, he WOULD be from the same litter as you.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™

    That sorryassed bucket of LARD is SO addicted to his lie it isn’t even funny! Like Don Shipley (SCPO, USN, Ret.) said, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.” Very true, along with “Most of these characters will take their lies with them all the way to the grave.” and I see that with the clown they just outed! He’s never really accomplished anything other than graduating from Motorcycle mechanic’s School, he got booted out of the US Navy as well as a convicted felon, and he has to make himself out to be some mega-hero to justify his existence to everyone else. Maybe JUST MAYBE the bigger the loser they’ve been in this life, the bigger of a horseshit story they make up about their past?

  12. GMan61

    Hey didn’t Don Shipley serve with Richard Marcinko in Vietnam?

    1. CLAW131

      “Hey” Yourself “Mei Mei”

      WTF kind of a stupid question is that?

      Go Away, Troll.

    2. jonp

      lol. I asked THE Capt. Larry Bailey what he thought of Marcinko and Larry didn’t think much of him to be charitable.

    3. Old Trooper

      Uh, didn’t you watch the video? Senior Chief Shipley graduated from BUD/S in ’84.

    4. NECCSEABCPO

      please tell me your acting dumb…

    5. A Proud Infidel®™

      Is that a gag question, or are you TRYING TO BE STUPID?

  13. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    I have said it once and will say it again, “Don’s Wife for President”.

    Clearly, Don would be the “Dick Chenney” of her presidency.

    Yeah, when you become a subject of Don, you are pretty much fucht’ded!

    Yeah, and some of those subjects get hit when they least expect it!

    God Bless the Honorable!

  14. Green Thumb

    I wonder if that motorcycle parked outside belongs to Phony Phil Monkress?

    1. Hack Stone

      Well, he did claim SEAL Team 2, same as Commander Phil Monkress. I wonder if he has someone that is willing to come onto the board and defend like some loser, who’s name escapes me at the moment, did.

      1. mr. sharkman

        Monkress claimed ST-4.

  15. Old Trooper

    Well, I didn’t even get a NDSM. I was robbed!!!!!!

    1. Peter the Bubblehead

      I’ve got two of ’em. Want one of mine?

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      Take a DEEP breath and relax, I’m sure I have an extra one laying around somewhere that I can let you have! 😀

  16. jonp

    That is classic. Guy still rocking the lie. You know when someone descends into saying a couple of words over and over he knows he is in big trouble.

  17. FatCircles0311

    I’m surprised after the running away comments the camera wasn’t shut off and some group of unknown individuals didn’t beat that turd’s ass with the police still looking for the people that did it.

    I mean wow. What a scumfuck.

  18. Tony180a

    In a perfect world…
    Vets should be allowed to stone these fucking Valor thiefs!!

  19. C2Show

    Dumbass Michael must have thought that Don was not going to come to the Motorcycle shop. He ran his mouth on bourbon thinking he was going to get away with that lie. How shocked was he when Don showed up and notice how he tried to rebuff his antics by saying he didnt want to talk about it at work…lol

    You invite someone to your work and they embarrass you. Good job on the commitment by Don.

  20. Skippy

    Priceless…… Wish I could have been there LMAO……

  21. Always good to see The Great Hair taking down another puke that’s not worth the time it takes to vet his dumbass…
    Thank you Sir.
    We need to make sure that these Stolen Valor pukes don’t start calling themselves Honorary US Army Ski/Mountaineering Instructors.
    That really pisses me off when they do that shit.
    I’ll take a pair of Rossignols and stick them up their asses. Those 195’s should come out the other end of the asshole !!!
    Seriously, Thank you Don, Mrs. Don and all the rest of you guys that refuse to take this shit lying down.

  22. Jabatam

    What’s the problem? All he had to do was “check it out.”

    1. Hack Stone

      Well, since you mentioned it;

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GimNm_PKtYM

      1. Green Thumb

        This turd looks a lot like the “Big Turd” Keith Keeton.

        Check it out.

  23. “Check it out and then come talk to me/let’s talk” – Michael Orlando Hall

    Don Shipley checked it out all right, then came back to talk to Michael Orlando Hall (Google hit). :mrgreen: OSSN with no SEAL training or experience. Two years and some change in the Navy. He kept on saying, “keep checking,” as if his record could “speak for itself” in a good way. 🙄

    He was checked out all right, and found to be a convicted felon.

    This guys remind me of that movie scene where the character is faced with grabbing the “holy grail” or the hand extended to save the character’s life. Only one could be chosen. They reach for the holy grail, lose their grip and fall, neither securing their life or the grail.

    This was his chance to come clean and to move on, but he reached for that “elusive grail.”

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      You Mean Michael Orlando Hall (GH!)? THE Michael Orlando Hall that was busted out in public and in his place of work by The Hair®™? The Michael Orlando Hall that NEVER graduated from US Navy BUD/S? THE Michael Orlando Hall that has a felony conviction? The Michael Orlando Hall that’s addicted to living his lie like a junkie is to getting a “fix”?

    2. The grail reference was well put and well played.

  24. Pineywoods NCO

    Hey, Mr. Hall….check this out.

    All Points Logistics is under fire for not having enough ethnic backgrounds among its assholes. They need you.

  25. GDContractor

    Here’s the douchebag’s facebook page if you want to check it out. https://www.facebook.com/rastacycles

    1. Thirteen Bears

      That funny, Thirteen Bears no see him mention Navy SEAL stuff, joker no mention Warrior With Hair that visit him.

    2. Fjardeson

      Well I’m not surprised.
      “Facebook cannot display this content right now”.

  26. Daisy Cutter

    Michael Hall in 1989 at University of Southern Mississippi – before he joined the Navy, was convicted of a felony, bulked up, and rocked the lie of being a SEAL. (at bottom of page)

    https://archive.org/stream/southerner531989univ#page/49/mode/1up

  27. mr. sharkman

    Mr. ‘check it out’ has not learned a very important potential life-or-death lesson yet.

    Always keep an eye on the quite ones, and keep both on the ones that get more quiet as things get hotter.

    Robertson is a perfect example of this in the video.

    Because of the tone of the shit spewing from his big mouth, Michael Orlando Hall has no idea how fortunate he was to have been in a public place with multiple video recordings being made.

    It’s too bad they didn’t have that chat 1 on 1, a block or two off Bourbon St. Maybe not as much entertainment value, but the lesson learned and justice dispensed would have been significantly stronger.