Don Shipley meets Dan Bernath

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Don has re-edited some of the video that he did on his meeting with Dan Bernath. I guess he’s keeping the entire 2-part video on his pay site, but here are some clips from it in an instructional-style video with tips how to bust phonies. Yes, Dan Bernath claims that he’s a SEAL in this video;

I gotta tell ya, just the part of the video at the pay site where Dan brings in Dallas on speakerphone is worth the ten bucks.

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83 responses to “Don Shipley meets Dan Bernath”

  1. A Proud Infidel®™

    Yep, best ten dollars I ever spent, it was worth it. Daniel A. Bernath exposes himself as the Fred Phelps clone that he is, and DallASS WiTlEsSfArT sounded like he had just downed at least his third Dutch Rudder Cocktail before Bernath the Phelps clone called him!

  2. ChipNASA

    OK GODDAMN IT DON, You had my complete interest until your cat started licking his balls/ass and you looked over and then back and just started shaking your head ruefully.
    I totally lost it, you bitch.
    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
    Laughing my ASS off.

    You could have quit right there. tears my man, tears.

    1. Hondo

      George Carlin had an interesting and absolutely hilarious (but highly NSFW/around prudes, clergy, or small children) take on a closely related matter:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVw3JGy7DIA

      1. ChipNASA

        1. Because he can.
        2. “I wish I could do that. Nah, you better not, he’ll probably bite you.”

        1. Hondo

          Nope. Just a “highly selective bath.” (smile)

          RIP, George. You were indeed one of a kind.

        2. Tom Huxton

          “I wish I could do that. ”

          Pet him and talk really nice….. Maybe he will let you……………….

    2. Ex-PH2

      They either do that, or they sit at a 45 degree angle behind you and “Mao. Mao. Mao.” until you get up and go do what they want.

      Also, it’s a good idea to let the cat have the pizza if they’re licking anything anywhere near you.

    3. ejazzyjeff

      I came here to watch a confrontational video and saw the cat and started laughing! Being a cat owner I just know how cats act!

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        More like “being owned by cats”, ain’t it?

  3. sj

    That’s going to crank Bernasty’s tractor. Bet he is already cranking out convoluted motions.

  4. Special K

    Dan Bernath… I know who that clown is. I grew up in the area in Florida that he was confronted in. Unfreakingbelievable… claiming 100% disabled and riding around on a bicycle. Good job at nabbing another one.

  5. GDContractor

    For those trying to get caught up on the Bernath chronicles, I’ll just leave this here.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUvrsnY6_XQ

  6. John D

    Ok, Ok….

    I’m in 10 bucks just to see if Don ever pets the kitty.

    1. clamsgotlegs

      The cat has made other appearances, including jumping up and perching on his shoulder while taping. 😉 Keep watching the Phony SEAL of the Week videos for her cameos.

  7. ChipNASA

    Any info if WBBH NBC 2 is going to air anything or did they just trash the segment and any film taken? Maybe it’s in the works?

  8. Redacted1775

    Egads! Who’s letting this nitwit walk around with a sidearm unsupervised?!

  9. Chris

    Didn’t I say Bernath was going to call out his heavy hitter Dumbass Dallas!

  10. Atkron

    He has no honor, he knows nothing of respect, and obviously gets off on the attention, negative or otherwise. I am ashamed that SOB even wore the same uniform I did. Through his actions he brings much discredit to himself, The United States Navy, and the profession of attorney.

  11. CLAW

    In regards to all this foo-fer-aw about DAH, I’m wondering how PH1(R) Sheppard is getting along.

    I seem to remember shortly after Sparks found where the photo-shopped picture came from, John was contacted (by Ex-PH2?) and he was in not too good of health.

    Does anybody have a health and welfare update on him? Especially since tomorrow is Veteran’s Day, we need to check in on all those who may be in failing health and let them know they are not forgotten.

    1. CLAW

      DAH? Where the hell did that come from?

      I meant DAB (Lawn Dart Danny). Sorry, my fat fingers have a mind of their own sometimes.

    2. Ex-PH2

      Shep is hanging in there. I’ll ask him if he wants Vets Day greetings.

      1. Just An Old Dog

        I just got off the phone with him. He is hanging in there. I think it would be good if the folks at TAH all sent him Christmas Cards this Year, he would appreciate it.

    3. 2/17 Air Cav

      I can’t say, CLAW, but your comment is a reminder that it was Sparks who made that incredible find of the world famous photo-shopped pic.

  12. A Proud Infidel®™

    Florida IS NOT an open carry State, just sayin’…

    1. NavyCWORet

      It specifically prohibits open carry, to be exact.
      2015 Florida Statutes:
      790.053 Open carrying of weapons.—
      (1) Except as otherwise provided by law and in subsection (2), it is unlawful for any person to openly carry on or about his or her person any firearm or electric weapon or device. It is not a violation of this section for a person licensed to carry a concealed firearm as provided in s. 790.06(1), and who is lawfully carrying a firearm in a concealed manner, to briefly and openly display the firearm to the ordinary sight of another person, unless the firearm is intentionally displayed in an angry or threatening manner, not in necessary self-defense.
      (2) A person may openly carry, for purposes of lawful self-defense:
      (a) A self-defense chemical spray.
      (b) A nonlethal stun gun or dart-firing stun gun or other nonlethal electric weapon or device that is designed solely for defensive purposes.
      (3) Any person violating this section commits a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
      History.—s. 1, ch. 87-537; s. 173, ch. 91-224; s. 3, ch. 97-72; s. 1205, ch. 97-102; s. 3, ch. 2006-298; s. 1, ch. 2011-145.
      http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0790/0790.html

      1. Atkron

        Maybe this is enough to Baker Act his ass!

    2. HMCS (FMF) ret.

      Dipshit was riding around on his mom-bike wearing his ‘gat… couldn’t tell if he was talking to the press with it on then.

      Wouldn’t it be fucking epic if the local TV station airs his story on Veteran’s Day! Danny-boi would crap his shorts if they did…

    3. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      Buy popcorn, I tell you!

      Everything IS under control!

  13. Nothing to see here

    I wish you folks would get a life

    1. 2/17 Air Cav

      Hey Nothing. You mean instead of coming here to TAH, reading comments, and posting one such as, “I wish you folks would get a life?” Or do you mean something else?

    2. Ex-PH2

      Is that the bunnysniffer again?

    3. Silentium Est Aureum

      Sure, just as soon as the DRC pays back the legal fees of everyone they sued with no justification, take down their websites of lies, and publicly apologize to everyone they’ve harassed and hounded over the past two years.

      Oh, and they also need to bend over and kiss their own asses.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        I’m sure they’ll do that the day “Hanoi Jane” apologizes and actually means it!

    4. A Proud Infidel®™

      Whatcha talking about, o cotton candy-assed butt-fluffing jiffy-poo?

  14. Sparks

    I email John regularly. He’s not doing as well as I would like but he’s hanging in there like a trooper. I have the highest of respect for John Sheppard. He’s a fine and honorable man. He doesn’t follow blogs much. He leans toward things which give him hope and some peace each day. Though I have never met John personally I consider him a close, personal friend non the less. God bless and keep you John and have a wonderful Veteran’s Day tomorrow. You earned it brother.

    1. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      Sparks,

      Please send John my regards.

      I was the first to contact him after you discovered that Bernath had stolen his valor.

      I swore to Petty Officer Sheppard that I (a Genuine MCPO) would see this to the end and that I would protect and return his valor.

      That is what I swore and that is what I am going to do!

      MCPO

  15. sapper3307

    Don thank you for this great gift.

  16. Climb to Glory

    Nice bike Bernath. Seriously, what’s with the bike helmet? What are you protecting, you brainless mutant?

    1. Just An Old Dog

      It’s not a helmet, its a container to keep shit from squirting out his ears.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        It’s a pity it DOESN’T keep supertanker loads of SHIT from exiting his mouth!

    2. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

      Helmet and vest … Take note!

      Riding around neighborhood stalking potential distracted driver talking on cell phone.

      Crash self and bike directly into vehicle.

      Make note of time, demand cell phone records and argue the “ever vigilant citizen (who was wearing helmet and vest) was struck down by distracted driver on cell phone”.

      Just sayin’.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        That’s why I bought a dash cam!

      2. I was thinking the same thing, Chief. When I saw the Obama biking costume, I figured that the insurance company of some unsuspected driver will be paying for that.
        What a divisive, poor excuse for a human, bitch boy he looks; wearing his “Shortbus” helmet and locator vest while riding his bicycle,

  17. Sparks

    Back to Bernath, seriously this video needs to go to the VA for their consideration. I think they may have some questions for Daniel, even when he does park in the handicapped space and trundles in, faking being out of breath and on his two crutches. The VA may be screwed up in a lot of ways but VA fraud is still alive and well.

    1. Old Trooper

      My dad was 100% disabled and still built several businesses, would ride motorcycles, jet skis, snowmobiles, etc. He would work on the farm, cut down trees, split wood, and basically everything any one else would do. That didn’t mean he didn’t have plenty of issues (and scars), but he was still considered 100% disabled by the VA.

      1. Just An Old Dog

        True that, but Bernath has stated several times that his disabilty is his inability to walk without crutches or a cane.
        He uses crutches and a cane as props for photo ops or court appearances.

        1. A Proud Infidel®™

          VERY TRUE, and the video of him riding a bicycle as well as running around barefoot sans crutches or cane have been seen by many as well as archived, how’s Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone gonna explain that?

    2. Ex-Ph2

      What he SAYS about any disability, and what he actually has through the VA, are two entirely different things. You have to remember that he is a compulsive, chronic liar and will bend the rules and the truth to suit his needs.

  18. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    Dan is friggin’ awesome!

    Is awesomenessisms has propelled him to new heights no other poser has ever achieved.

    He is so popular now in some circles, no doubt he will be awarded for his remarkable singular brilliance.

    So, I will say it again, “if you want to take on the Chief’s Mess, you will be awarded for the effort”.

    Ta, ta …

    Oh, buy popcorn!

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      I’ve been stocked up on beer, popcorn, pretzels, chips and dip awaiting the day, all I’ll have to do is order pizza! 😀

    2. Ex-Ph2

      I have to go shopping after the furnace man comes tomorrow.

      I will stock up on frozen pizza, sliced ham, ciabatta bread, chocolate-covered caramels with sea salt, and trail mix. I will also set up a crock pot for barbecue beans with smoke sausage and heat some apple cider on the stove.

      The store I go to has frozen fully-cooked smoked turkeys and I’m thinking about getting one of them. I think Thanksgiving will be particularly nice at my house this year.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        If I follow you home will you FEED ME?

        1. Ex-PH2

          Why, of COURSE I’ll feed you, Seymour!

          https://youtu.be/5ea5jKFGgUw

    3. Hack Stone

      Unfortunately, that intrinsic awesomeness that Daniel Bernath possesses is incapable of propelling private aircraft. Since he is too fucking stupid to know when his fuel tank is empty, does he know when his colostomy bag is full?

      1. Ex-PH2

        Isn’t kind of odd that he needed one the last time he made a public appearance, but threw it at the crowd along with his death threats, and now he is seen without one?

        Is it possible that the only stoma he has is in his brain?

  19. Atkron

    I especially enjoy the part of the video where Bernath gets offended when the reporter ‘lies’ to him.

    1. Hack Stone

      The reporter could just tell Daniel Bernath that he is an “honorary network reporter”.

    2. Just An Old Dog

      The sad part about it is that the cock-knocker Bernath is so fucking loony that the news people figure he is too nuts to cover.
      They probably figure if they bother showing him the audience will think they are picking on a fucking mental case.
      A 3 or 5 minute spot could never do justice to what a complete fuckstain this asshole is. They need to do like a 30 minute special on his ass, which will never happen.

  20. Silentium Est Aureum

    And since Jonn will probably attest that Lawn Dart Danny has been monitoring the comments today, let me just deliver a friendly missive to the soon to be disbarred waste of life:

    Dan, you should have been a blowjob.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      Not even that, he should have been a stain on a mattress in a rent-by-the-hour cheap hotel room!

      1. Green Thumb

        Or a steaming pile of Phil Monkress the dog left by the door.

    2. Just An Old Dog

      He should have been impaled on a coat hanger as a fetus. He is a poster child for abortion clinics.

    3. OAE CPO USN Ret

      He should have just been a conglomeration of DNA swirling down a shower drain.

  21. W2

    Bernuts is Florida crazy, that’s for sure. he’s also a huge friggin’ gash. That part about him suing TSO is a hoot too. I guess he wants to buy him another car. Bernuts, the walking, talking genital wart.

    1. W2

      Oh yeah, one more thing Bernuts the walking, talking genital wart, WTF is self murder anyway? And next time you call your buddy, before you put him on speaker to talk to the media, make sure he isn’t drunk. DRG indeed.

    2. Oh, so he’s the “Florida Guy” I keep hearing about.

      That explains a lot.

  22. Dalton Coldiron

    Stupid Bernarth but don Shipley should leave him alone! Leave Bernarh alone leave him alone!!

    1. Ex-PH2

      Oh, looky here! The bunnysniffer hasn’t learned to shut up yet!!!

    2. OAE CPO USN Ret

      We’re still waiting for that DD-214 to cometh.

    3. Silentium Est Aureum

      Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    4. A Proud Infidel®™

      Like Bernath the Fred Phelps clone, YOU TOO should have just been a stain on a mattress in a rent-by-the-hour motel, o candyassed bunny butt-sniffing dingleberry on a Swamp Donkey’s sphincter!

  23. Hack Stone

    Well, at least we learned that Bernath has a door for his mailbox, so has got that going for him, which is nice.

    1. Silentium Est Aureum

      Gungula…no, gunga, gunga la gungala.

      1. Old Trooper

        Big hitter, the Lama.

        1. HMCS (FMF) ret.

          On your deathbed, you’ll receive total consciousness… so I have that going for me!

          1. Hack Stone

            Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
            Angie D’Annunzio: A looper?
            Daniel Bernath: A poser, you know, a shitbag, a poser, a loser. So, I tell them I’m an Honorary CPO, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m in the airplane with him. I give him the duct tape. He takes off and nosedives – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a field, two hundred yards from Sisters Airport. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we climb out of the wreckage and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the Yelp review you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive a full tank of aviation fuel.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

  24. Stark

    OK, I haven’t been on here for a while. I honestly didn’t realize that Bernath claimed to be a SEAL. I thought he was the one that was all wrapped up in being a Petty Officer and crashed his plane because he couldn’t read a fuel gauge. Am I wrong on this? Or has he tried to reach a higher level of poserdom than was previously ascribed to him? Inquiring minds and all that.

    1. Hack Stone

      He never claimed to be a SEAL until he decided to launch Phase II of The Westboro Baptist Church War Plan. For some reason, he decided that he needed to bring Don Shipley into this, which, as far as I know, Shipley never commented on Bernath up to that time. Bernath probably figured that if he can provoke Shipley into physically assaulting him, it would offset some of the losses tha The Daniel Bernath Foundation experienced in FY15. If you are so inclined, and hopefully you are not, you can attempt to read the lawsuit that Bernath filed against Jonn, Seavey, Hondo, Ex PH2, and Shipley, along with everyone else in the world as defendants. Other than Bernath commenting on Shipley’s hair, I see no legitimate reason that he was named as a defendant.

      1. Silentium Est Aureum

        And yet no doubt Senior Chief had to hire a lawyer to get said suit dismissed.

        I can only hope he was among those “defendants” (for lack of a better term) who were fortunate enough to get their share of Bernath Bucks.

        Or he can just keep Lawn Dart Danny’s video at the top of his page and make it all back and more, $10 at a time.

  25. Valkyrie

    Well hell! This video just fulfilled my every wet dream!

  26. OAE CPO USN Ret

    SLUURRRRP41 is over on the YouTube video making comments. Don’t go away mad slurpy, just go away

      1. OAE CPO USN Ret

        It looks like the particular comments were taken down. It was all the usual Stolen Valor Vultures/Real Deal Vietnam/meta-data blarglblarglblargl