So our buddy, Don Shipley calls John Mueller, a self-proclaimed SEAL sniper who has been terrorizing folks at church, apparently so badly that the police called Don to check on Mueller’s claims. Let’s listen in shall we;
So our buddy, Don Shipley calls John Mueller, a self-proclaimed SEAL sniper who has been terrorizing folks at church, apparently so badly that the police called Don to check on Mueller’s claims. Let’s listen in shall we;
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157 responses to “Don Shipley calls John Mueller”
France has surrendered to Don Shipley’s hair a total of 17 times.
Obama and the Democrats were so fearful of Don Shipley’s hair that they considered both regulating it and/or outlawing it and Don Shipley’s hair told them….”Um, *no*”.
Nailed it! Well done Don.
ChipNASA: I think the correct term for PI is “transcendental”, actually. But we all understood what you meant. (smile)
The Swiss have conceded:
It is now called the “Don Shipley Hair Knife”.
The Pope and Mafia Dons kiss Don Shipley’s hair’s ring
The Loch Ness Monster and the Kraken were stolen from Chief Shipley’s aquarium.
My cat Mikey has agreed to concede his place in the hair hall of fame to Don Shipley’s hair.
On the 8th day God created Don Shipley’s hair and saw that it was good.
H. P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu fears and worships Don Shipley’s hair.
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Shipleyhu hairnaflgh R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
If Don Shipley’s hair ever entered the following, it would immediately win and the contest would be over:
1. Olympics
2. ESPN’s World’s Strongest Man competition
3. Westminster Dog Show
4. Miss Universe
5. Publishers Clearing House
6. Iditarod
One of these times, Don will post a video of his *hair* calling some poser and outing him and ripping the poser a new ass.
Don will just have to sit there quietly and hold the phone.
{;-D
The reason the drifting cruise ship’s rope broke, was because it wasn’t made out of Don Shipley’s hair.
Nope! It broke because some dimwit rubbed a single strand of it across the tow cable, and *SNAP!*.
I was thinking of claiming to be a SEAL once to get a little glory but then remembered Don is only 150 miles from me.
Always classic stuff.
Little known fact…
The only reason Don gutted it out through BUDS?
His hair refused to be hidden under a helmet and the SEAL teams were the only refuge he had from helmets
Y’all are overlooking it! It is Don’s Hair that detects the phony SEALs, and the database is actually right in the hair strands. When a poser comes anywhere within the Shipley Aura, his hair starts evaluating and alerting Don, even providing the provacative conversation that the Chief uses on the phone. That is the purpose of the hair.
O-4E @95, you get the post of the day.
Don Shipley’s hair is so bad ass, he has to use napalm as a hair gel.
Don Shipley’s hair has never had a bad day. *EVER*
Don Shipley’s hair has 100% of bipartisan support of the U.S. Congress.
Don Shipley’s hair is not vain.
In fact, Carly Simon’s November 1972 was written about Don Shipley’s hair.
Don Shipley’s hair does not “get coiffed”. It *COIFFES*
A, E, I, O, U. Y and sometimes Don Shipley’s hair.
Don Shipley would make a great Hannibal Smith if they ever brought back the A-Team series…..
Instead of “I pity the fool”, BA would say “I pity the poser”.
@95.
He gets pissed when you contact him. I know.
Right on!
Finally for the evening and we’ll see you tomorrow……
Three things are certain in life, not two….
Death, Taxes and Don Shipley’s hair.
@122, I meant to say 1972 HIT
/ugh
@95.
Call him up and ask him for a signed copy of his book. Tell him your a fan and ask him to personalize it to “my gay lover”.
At least a few days of threats.
@Green Thumb…check this out
http://stephencioburrell.com/
OK OK….I see that Extreme Seal Experience has “liked” the link here and my comment on their page so I have not, apparently signed my own death certificate by initiating this fun tribute to Don and his hair……one last one for the night…..
“If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours….”
STOP LOOKING AT DON SHIPLEY’S HAIR!!!!!!!!!
/not that there’s anything *wrong* with that!!! {;-D
See you all tomorrow!~!!
Chip
@130 – I have seen ego trips before. They pale by comparison.
It is high time to give that fat bastard a call and tell him to stop smelling his fingers.
@130.
Fucking legit he is.
My favorite thing about him is that he goes straight to threatning the family, friends, etc.
Its actually funny. He gets mad when you start laughing.
Clown.
If you call, try to wait until about 0300 his time.
Better reaction.
It’s not Chief Shipley’s hair that matters. It’s what’s under it that counts.
Don Shipley’s hair is so bad ass, his barber needs titanium scissors.
And be creative. Tell him something like the British are coming when you call.
Green Thumb? You are a seriously *sick and twisted* individual. s/s Don Shipleys Hair
Don Shipley has conquered his last nemesis….
The Wind Tunnel.
Many thanks, Guys… It becomes very hard on Diane and myself dealing with the endless stream of phonies who enter our lives each day.
It seems all I ever talk to my beautiful wife of 34-years about are CLOWNS who steal Valor from “all of us.”
It’s always nice when you guys break up the “Grind,” and Diane and myself have a well-earned laugh together with comments you guys leave.
I met Diane on a Navy Ship, the USS McKee, one of the first women allowed on them in 1982. She was a Boatswain Mate…
Anyone who knows what a Boatswain Mate is understands how tough she is…
Tougher still is the fact that she put up with my SEAL shit for all these years…
I may go after these phonies and get the accolades for doing it… But MAKE NO MISTAKE; my wife is the driving force behind my exposing these clowns…
Every Vet out there owes Diane a “BRAVO ZULU.” Navy slang for “Well Done…
Thanks, Guys… Don Shipley…
Friggin’ Aye Don and Diane.
HooYah
And she gets it. It’s not every woman that can deal with a SEAL AND that hair.
Diane bought Don Shipley’s Hair a box of chocolates for Vatentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
Don Shipleys’s hair can remove barnacles.
Why do you think he was in the Navy?
Don and Diane,
God Bless BOTH of you, all B.S. aside and also thanks a LOT for doing what you both do and for your service to all of us, your country and to each other.
I had no idea there was a Mrs Don Shipley. I just thought it was Don and his Hair that were a couple. Oh and all the posers.
OK OK. Cheers to all and thanks for the FUN.
Thanks Don for commenting and not assassinating all of us in our sleep. (yet)
Of course, we’ll see how many posters live to see Feb 15th.
{:-D!!
Cheers to all!!!
Have a great Valentines day and Happy Friday to all!!!
I will be sleeping with one eye open!
Don’s hair doesn’t always drink beer. But when it does…it drinks Dos Equis. It is the most interesting hair alive. Lol.
Don may be the only person on the planet who still uses a flip phone. That’s how badass he is.
Thanks to the Shipleys for there artful determination to do what is right. I cant say enough about how much respect I have for them.
BZ and godspeed!