East Village Magazine reports that David Meier, the Flint, Michigan mayoral candidate fellow who claims that he was a “CIA soldier” in Vietnam and that he was awarded the Medal of Honor has doubled down on his fairy tale instead of just coming clean – he also blames the Congressional Medal of Honor Society for his lack of a Medal. EVM also claims that their website was the target of a denial of service attack.
Here is the email he sent:
“I am so upset that I feel like I am in the middle of a divorce and I can’t sleep. The FBI told me not to talk about the MOH but I will say this much. I have never made any false claims about my service and I am not devious or stupid enough to try and trick people in this age of the internet and instant access to the truth. The individuals in the Congressional Medal Of Honor Society are courageous, selfless, loyal and of the highest character. They are the cream of the crop of the human race. However corporately they suffer the same faults as any other group with their biases and prejudices. They have never been fond of me because I was CIA, a JEW and now a whistle-blower. They replaced me with somebody else and rather than fix their mistake they threw me under the bus. If we don’t get this resolved I will withdraw from the election and I won’t be at the meeting this afternoon but I would like to meet with a couple of veterans. DON’T JUDGE ME YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME !!!!!!!! David Meier”
Oh, no, don’t withdraw from the election, Dave, we need the entertainment, ya big freak. I’m thinking that a meeting with some veterans won’t go well for Dave, either.
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86 responses to “David Meier doubles down on the dumb”
he’ll withdraw from the election? OH no! Not that!
Please don’t go, Mr. Stupid!
If he withdraws, that will leave Hack with a void in his life similar to the passing of the late great Marion Barry. I wish that he would have lived forever, since he was the inspiration for some of Hack’s better material.
If the person kit is thing does not work out for DAVID Meier, I am nvitehim to relocate to the National Capital Region And come aboard our proud but humble woman owned business selling software to the federal government.
I too was a Marion Barry fan boy, once I came to grips with the fact that he was exactly representing his constituents in DC. I never failed to grin whenever his name came up in the news, and waited with eager anticipation the next chapter in his life’s saga. Who can forget his trademark, “The bitchez set me up!” remark after being caught red handed with hookers and crack cocaine? Miss ya, big guy. *sniff*
This clown, while delusional and badly in need of a vivid learning experience of the type administered behind the wash rack on the flight line, can’t hold a candle to Marion.
MRS D bought marionberry ice cream a few months back. I asked if it tasted like cocaine and hookers. Earned me an ice cream scoop shaped lump on my noggin.
He has to. CIA told him it was a necessity, now that he’s revealed so much of their work to the world.
Don’t worry. They’ll replace him with another dummy- er, I mean, body double that will refute all previously stated information to ensure that these clandestine operations remain far out of the public’s knowledge.
Perhaps he can get a job as a community organizer, I have been told they hire former CIA operatives and have low standards.
He’s gone past full retard, past full potato and is now at full turnip. Next stop, full rutabaga!
Poor guy’s gotta be mentally ill, or Democrat
There’s a difference?
ka ching
rolla, rolla
click, click, click
what does a bar, a pineapple and a bell pay?
He skipped ludicrous and ridiculous and went all the way to plaid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6DXoNKITc
^^^that.
After rutabaga, comes the beets-down section. When you go that low, you’re below low.
All he has to do is show his DD 214. Problem solved. Better yet, since he was awarded the Medal of Honor, show it. Stolen Valor laws were made just for this reason.. Stop with the fairy tales and show your records.
Uhhhhm, tell me if I’m wrong, but ain’t it just slightly ILLEGAL to falsely claim to be a MoH Recipient for personal gain? I wonder if he won’t go full Bernath and lawer up?
CMOHS says that the FBI is investigating him.
Hope they do better than they did on Cankles.
Just what I was going to say. I would suggest that good ol’ David just bring his medal or better yet, as many MOH recipients do (rightly so, by the way) wear you hard won award with you suit to the next city council meeting or what ever serious event you attend. I am sure when folks witness you wearing such a valorous award in public their doubts would be washed away in an instant – or you would be!
Damn… teh crazee is strong with this one.
DAVID MEIER is living proof that alien anal probings conducted by the CIA at Area 52 cause dain bramage…
They mistakenly stuck the probe in his ear
No mistake. His head was up his ass.
Area 52? Is that the super-duper super secret area that is more secret and secure than Area 51?
Area 51 is the cover story so Area 52 remains a secret! SHHHHH!!!!!
I have several questions:
1 – What is a J-E-W? Is that membership in a special snowflake group that we haven’t been aware of until now?
2 – Is the East Village Other still in publication, or did they finally give up and sell the mimeograph machine?
3 – Since we’re all done with the Mercury retrograde periods for this year, has this yo-yo consulted with his astrologer about his campaign?
You should read his statement in the paper’s original story:
“Meier wrote that he had been a “CIA soldier” covertly embedded in Vietnam between 1965 and 1975, starting when he was 15 years old. He said his commanding officer would come into his home in Linden in the middle of the night, “stick a needle in my arm and when I woke up I would be in Vietnam.” He further stated, “I usually wasn’t gone very long at the beginning and my parents hardly missed me and didn’t care. Many times when I came home the CIA would make me submit to electromagnetic convulsive shock therapy so I couldn’t remember anything.”
I wouldn’t be surprised if the shock therapy part, not by the CIA, is the Truth.
Wasn’t that how The A Team used to handle Mr Tee?
Methinks this mayoral wanna bee been watching too much Tee Vee and it turned his brain to gruel mush.
Murdock was probably the one getting shock therapy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRLro9Yxisc
I think what happened was that he stuck his finger into the electric socket when he was a kid. As he got older, he embellished that shocking experience until it became something that the CIA “did to him.”
Commanding Officers are too busy to go to some random nut in some town, somehow break into their homes, then “single handedly” carry them away… Or cause them to go somewhere while they were under a “hypnotic drug”. Maybe what David Meier, phony Medal of Honor recipient meant, was that someone came into his home in the middle of the night, pricked him, then the next thing he remembered was being in a straight jacket while sitting in a padded room.
Oh, okay – he watched the XFiles so many times that he is quite sure he saw Mulder’s sister kidnapped by aliens. He also knows Mulder personally.
I’ll bet he has his little cot in a closet under the stairs, and the place is full of cookie crumbs and empty milk cartons.
He’s partly in this world, but mostly in a world of his own.
Maybe he WAS abducted by space aliens that anai probed him so hard it gave him brain damage?
Acronym Definition
JEW Jimmy Eat World (band)
JEW Jeweled Emerald Wand (weapon in game Shilla)
JEW Junior Enlisted Warrior (US Marine Corps)
Thank you, Master Chief.
There’s an answer for everything somewhere.
Whoa, did he just claim the MOH Society replaced him with SFC Bondsteel because they were anti-semites and he was a whistle blower? WTAF? I saw delusional patients when I was working in EMS, this tool should be immediately lobotomized and locked in a room with mattress wallpaper never to see the light of day again. Wonder just how many branches his family tree has…
I imagine the local EMS and LEO are all on a first-name basis with David Meier – especially on full moon nights.
Pretty sure he is a “frequent flyer”
They were catamites, not anti-semites and he was actually in the MOSH list.
If he’s innocent and all of this is just a bog screw up by the MOH Society…why withdraw from the race?
That’s not usually something an innocent man does IMO.
That’s it right there. He’s one of the Bog People, which explains why he isn’t acknowledged properly for his SFS expositions.
Michigan Live has some Q & As posted from the 18 Flint candidates for mayor. Apparently David Meier and a guy named Anderson Fernanders are in a close race to see who can add the most chapters to the Moonbat Chronicles:
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/10/meet_the_18_candidates_running.html
Well then the next question for Mr. Meier should be “What’s your DU name”?
Best part of the interview:
“I have fought in every war that America has been in since Vietnam. I am a Christian and a loyal American, and I will be loyal to the City of Flint.”
well, that could partially be the truth… we haven’t officially had any declared wars since WWII, have we? I tend to doubt the last three assertions, though.
Wait, I thought he said that the MOH society was against him because he’s a Jew, but now he says he’s a Christian… which is it? He seems as confused about his religion as the former occupant of the White House was…
No, no, fyrfighter, he said he’s a JEW. Completely different.
Still haven’t figured out what it stands for, so it’s probably all in his tiny little mind.
Jabbering Eccentric Wacko?
So, the Congressional Medal of Honor Society is anti-Semitic? That is your best defense. Seriously? You are not even worth cursing over, since you are a sad, sad little man.
According to this Wikipedia page, there were 27 men identified as Jewish that were awarded the Medal Of Honor. It doesn’t say how many JEW’s were awarded, though.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Medal_of_Honor_recipients
Will his possibly having Hasidic relatives interfere with you keeping a chair open for him with your firm,or can he at least keep Elaine’s chair warm until she returns from her sabbatical?
As if it’s up to the “society” to determine who gets a medal and who does not. Because: secret ballot, the illuminati, and the Ark of the Covenant.
Jonn,
This guy is too valuable, reach out to him and get an interview.
He needs to stay in the race and the game.
This could go in for a good long time.
MCPO
I don’t know if this guy is a Democrat, but sure is a jackass.
Replaced him with someone else???’!!!! What is this the invasion of the phoney snatchers?!!!
This guy is so out there it almost sounds like a put on. At least he isnt wearing a “Rock Star” sparkly cowboy hat.
That congresswomen resembles a well-pigmented rodeo clown
I’ve got two questions about her though…
1. does Liberace know she stole his hats?
2. Why the hell can’t she find on that fits?
Liberace would turn over in his grave if he knew that she copped his hat’s.
She’s just jealous because the blonde girl got the Miss Rodeo America title last year.
Cultural misapprpriation. She doesn’t live in Texas, and she’s not a cowboy.
Where can I donate to his campaign?
“…They have never been fond of me because I was CIA, a JEW and now a whistle-blower. They replaced me with somebody else and rather than fix their mistake they threw me under the bus…”
Damn, I had always suspected that the Congressional Medal of Honor Society was a front for the Illuminatis…///
Ha! Saw your comment after I posted mine, above.
Claiming to be a recipient of the MOH is one thing…
IDENTIFYING himself as being a MOH recipient is another. He ought to be okay if he goes down that path.
//sarc//
Just like IDENTIFYING as a human being…although hard to believe
Sheesh, took me a minute to figure out what you meant there MSgt…I need more coffee!
As long as he only carries a NERF laser tag gun, we’re good here.
This dude would make an interesting match up for a higher seed in the tournament.
Turd.
I’m sure that yo-yo has been missing his string for quite some time, I wonder what he’ll say next as he goes Full Rutabaga?
Geeez, not only is this guy (David Meier) a few rounds short of a full magazine, but how about this Anderson L. Fernanders who is also a candidate. He listed under his Occupation/Employer as being “Private Attorney for God and Counseling”.
There must be something in the water in Flint. Oh wait, there is. Step awaaaay from the faucet!
More like at least five cans short of a sixpack.
He’s got the sixpack…he’s missing the plastic thingy that holds it all together. 😀
…or a lug nut that just fell off the wheel on its own.
You guys are going to be eating so much crow when this turns out to be true.
/sarc
So, he’s accusing the MoH Society of being anti-Semitic? Really?
Just wow.
We’re not really sure about that. He claims to be a JEW and a Christian. Might be impossible to be both, except he may define both JEW and Christian differently from the rest of us
we are going to need a bigger bughouse for this nut.
Preferably with no padding.
I’ve gotta stop putting my tin foil hat in the dryer, this guy is making too much sense…
Hmmm.am curious if anyone asked him to show them his actual MOH…and if so, what story he may have told to explain why it is not in his possession (the dog ate it, the Ex-Wife took it, it was destroyed in a fire, etc. etc.).
Meier also lied on the Q & A mentioned above when asked if he ever had a misdemeanor. He said NO. That is NOT what a 2004 court record states. Looks as if he had to spend some time wearing orange, pay fines, attend classes, all because of a liquid.
Who knows…his thinking process may be affected because of that liquid again…and am surprise (or should I be) that Flint has not conducted a background check on him to verify his information in order for him to run for office (why would they ask that question in the first place if it wasn’t important to the City?)
David, you should’ve taken the blue pill. That red one is too much for you.
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MOH recipients get a pension of $1259 each month. Just check his bank, the deposits should be from DoD.
Not to mention he retired from GM after 35 years. GM should have a record of absences for all of those combat deployments he went on
This dude makes Bernasty seem logical
He is obviously vying for “honorary” membership in the DRC. He has appropriated a level of cray cray approaching that of sLuRpeR41.
“The people at the Medal of Honor Society are the salt of the Earth, and the SUCK because they deny I got the MOH, but they can’t help it, because they’re just doing what they’re told by their NAZI minds that hate Jews, and can’t stand when we have power! But I would like to talk to fellow veterans to clear this up and I will QUIT IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME! Even though you already don’t believe me and I should save myself the time.”
Yep. Bernath sounds more sane.
THAT GUY licked a LOT of windows while riding on the short bus when his Momma wasn’t lobotomizing him with a rusty coat hanger.