Danny Holroyd; Ghostbusting Phony

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I know, I know, who would ever think that a ghost hunter is a phony, right? But Scotty sends us a link to his work on Danny Holroyd (almost like Dan Akroyd, isn’t it?) who claims he got out of the Navy with 3 1/2 years in service as an E-6, which is almost true – except that he got out as E-1 with less than 12 months, which almost the same, unless you understand how math works;

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This guy is so ate up with the dumbass that he claims that he’s in VFW Post 8845 in Portage, MI, but that post is in Fort Smith Arkansas. Numbers are so hard, ain’t they, Danny.

I don;t think he has the brains to be a normal investigator, let alone a paranormal investigator.

Comments

39 responses to “Danny Holroyd; Ghostbusting Phony”

  1. GunzRunner

    Work on that math Danny Hemorrhoid

  2. Mustang

    Someone has their contact info on a public site πŸ˜‰

    http://thesouthernmichiganparanormals.com/

  3. Mustang
  4. Hack.Stone

    Gives a whole new meaning to “I’ve been slimed”.

  5. PintoNag

    I don’t think he’s been investigating vapors, so much as huffing them!

  6. Pineywoods NCO

    Fried Brain-dead turd.

  7. Hondo

    Scotty: check your e-mail.

  8. 2/17 Air Cav

    Naval Reserve to boot. Hardcore albacore. It’s hard (or used to be, anyway) to be E-1 after 11+ months of service.

  9. Reaperman

    No schools? No awards? How is this even possible? Maybe his paranormal interests came from him being a ghost driller.

  10. Glenn

    Oh but now he’s claiming to have been an LT. He has a photo of a NY license with LEUT DAN on it and says he still runs into his men or other officers who still call hime that. Here’s the link https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151874034269966&set=a.10151311735369966.562635.167774004965&type=1&theater

  11. Glenn

    better info here

    Dan Holroyd Lol…..I still run into my officers and they call me that or LT …
    April 20 at 5:00pm via mobile

  12. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    Who ya gonna call?

    Math Busters apparently….

  13. Tman

    Give the man “credit” at least he didn’t claim SEAL or Special Forces.

  14. Amazing. The only reason I made 1st Class in 6 years was because I entered as an E-3 due to college credits. Nowadays it’s almost impossible to make 1st Class in under 8 years.

    Besides which, you can’t make ANY of the Petty Officer (E-4 to E-6) ranks without havinb a designated rate, and attending, at a minimum, your rate’s “A” school, and almost always a number of smaller courses of 3-5 days every few months.

    So, yeah……. Guy’s pretty messed up.

  15. Who ya gonna call?

  16. ChipNASA

    **BOO!!!!**
    /annnnnnnnd Ole Danny he wets himself

  17. kp32

    His ‘men’ must have been his guests on “World of the Psychic” to come up with a Forrest Gump reference 12 years before the movie came out (and four years before the book).

  18. ChipNASA

    Oh and I *wonder* what kind of LE wanna be crap THIS is….

    https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562352_630844863607669_752205868_n.jpg

  19. USMCE8Ret

    @20 – My bet it’s Danny Holroyd, the Mall Cop – with segway and all the accoutrements.

  20. ParaMan

    On his self-promoting web-based “television” show he went so far as to say the FIA report was a lie. (Around the 10:30 mark)

    http://www.livestream.com/liveradio1/video?clipId=pla_2fd6c3aa-43d7-4520-9406-4c1222e315b1

  21. In all his credits, I see “Rent-A-Cop”.

  22. skh.pcola

    “Danny Holroyd (almost like Dan Akroyd, isn’t it?)”

    Closer to “hemorrhoid,” really. These punks don’t know when to shut up, eh?

  23. Jorge

    Yeah, he should have been a SA by the time he got out (time in rate from E-1 to E-2 is 9 months). Looks like he got kicked out or quit. You do not have to go to any schools if you come in as a non-rate… you can “strike” for a rate. We get a couple like that every year for CTI. We even had a young lady show up after her first tour with both Air Warfare and Surface Warfare pins… good kid and that tour had made her a real Sailor.

    CTIC(SG) (Ret)

  24. LostOnThemInterwebs

    *insert here bad joke about Ghost Recon*

  25. Jorge

    Also, the FB pic where he says it was the SRT graduation, the gentleman he claims to be has all three French Fries to be an SN (E-3) and a rating badge, which could be Personnelman. Everyone in the pic has the same badge.

    CTIC(SG) (Ret)

  26. Joe Mama

    Looks like a fat Charlie Sheen.

  27. Green Thumb

    Turd.

  28. Tman

    ParaMan, all that picture mentions is him being SRT, which I assume is a law enforcement type training and nothing to do with SEALs or Special Forces.

  29. USMCE8Ret

    @28 – “WINNING!”

  30. But he says he’s the guy in the front. The guy up front has E3 strips. So if Danny boy is the guy in the picture he got bumped up (unlikely) and then busted down again.

    So yeah, lying piece of crap who should have been dragged out behind the Quonset hut a few times to realign his attitude.

  31. Green Thumb

    This clown looks like he is gazing at a meaty cock on stage at a male strip joint. And smiling. You know he wants some of it. Wonder what denomination bill he has laid out there on the rail?

    And he is wearing a Navy hat.

    No offense, Sailors.

    Just pointing out the obvious.

    Just kidding…..

    Bored.

    Canning salsa.

  32. WBoswell

    I never heard of anyone being in the reserves for a year and not going to active duty for training. He must have been waiting that long to be discharged because they knew he was a piece of crap.

  33. MrGameandShow

    #34, Yeah he must have been found to be a shitbag in his career field. So they probably allowed him to look for a new job in reserves. Nobody wanted to take him when word got out how shitty he was. So they probably had little to no choice but to admin discharge him.

  34. Green Thumb

    Felcher.

  35. Green Thumb

    An exceptionally oozy individual.

  36. There’s another possibility–DEP discharge, RTO (Refusal to Obligate) or other reason he got booted from DEP before shipping.

    Anyone who comes into DEP does so as an E-1, USNR, and any “guarantees” for advance rate, etc., only apply once they swear onto active duty.

    Just my .02’s worth.

  37. Denise Goldman

    He now claims he is a minister! Can this guy ever doing anything legit? http://www.pinterest.com/bigdog50