Category: WTF?

  • That’s Gotta Sting

    Guess who wants to help “Make America Great Again”?

    Obama’s Half-Brother To Vote For Trump

    Malik Obama apparently is registered to vote in Maryland.  He says that he’s planning to return to the US to vote in November.

    He also says that he has “deep disappointment” in his half-brother’s Administration.  He’s particularly bothered by the Clintoon email scandal, saying, “She should have known better as the custodian of classified information.”

  • Sore Back? Try Viagra.

    New research shows it just might help – especially if the issue is sciatica.

    No, I’m not joking. I’m dead serious.

    Here, apparently Viagra helps make one less stiff.  And in this case that’s a good thing.  (smile)

  • Wrong Restaurant, Apparently

    I’m old enough to remember the “Cola Wars”, but this is ridiculous.  Headline says it all:

    Ronald McDonald shot at NC Sonic

    Seriously.

     (smile)

  • Tony Skrzypchak

    Tony Skrzypchak

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    Every few weeks, someone will send us this guy, Tony Skrzypchak. The boy’s uniform is so screwed up, that folks think he’s a phony. According to his records, no, he’s not. It looks like he was sent to Saudi Arabia and Central Command for Desert Storm from the 25th Division in Hawaii, as a replacement, you know, because we were supposed to have thousands of casualties, according to the media. He’s wearing a 1st Cav combat patch which is reasonable. Yeah, his medals are screwed up, as well as the way he’s wearing them, but there is no “stolen valor” here. Other than the beret he’s wearing – berets were authorized in the Army in July 2001 and his active duty service was from August 1988 – March 1992, then he went in the Reserves until August 1996.

    Skrzypchak FOIA

    Skrzypchak Assignments

    Skrzypchak

    I’m also pretty sure that the blue shirt and striped tie aren’t authorized, but like I said, this is NOT stolen valor – he’s just a slob. So stop sending me “tips” about him – it took us about two years to get the FOIA for some reason.

  • Two Ways to Save on Groceries

    Grocery bills can be a killer.  Still, you can’t really avoid them – though many of us eat too much for our own good, one does have to eat.

    Now, there are two ways to save on those food bills.  First:  you can shop smarter.  Apparently many stores and foods have multiple recurring sale “cycles”; buying at the right time in quantity can save a pretty penny.  This article from AOL News gives a good description.

    There’s also a second way – though it’s not one I’d recommend.  This video demonstrates both the method and its drawbacks.

    More info about the latter incident can be found here.  I’m guessing the would-be thief will have a hard time living this one down.

    I do hope they thoroughly sanitized those packages before putting them back out for sale, though.

  • Yer Mornin’ Chuckle: Daesh “Trannies”

    And no, I’m not talking automobiles or trucks.

    Report: ISIS cross-dressers busted trying to escape Fallujah

    The six captured were attempting to evade Iraqi troops approaching Fallujah.  Per the Iranian Fars News Agency, the six were wearing makeup, dresses, and were reportedly “beautiful”.

    No word on whether the six captured are being deported to Afghanistan as bacha bazi..  Regrettably, there’s also no word on whether any of them were wearing spandex.

  • So THAT’S What’s Really Causing Global Warming!

    Well, we finally know why the climate is getting hotter, and rivers are drying up.  Per a senior Iranian Imam, it’s you ladies’ fault.  You’re dressing “immodestly”.

    No, I’m not kidding.  Imam Seyyed Youssef Tabatabi-nejad actually made such a statement recently.  Here’s one reference to his recent pronouncement on the subject.  Here’s another.  There are plenty of other published citations to the same sermon.

    So, all you ladies:  start dressing more modestly when you’re out in public.  Think of mankind’s future!  (smile)

    . . .

    Sheesh.  With that kind of ignorant thinking among their supposedly “educated” ruling elite, no wonder the entire region is stuck in the 12th Century.

  • Just Another Refugee Making A Living In the USA

    Just Another Refugee Making A Living In the USA

    Yusuf Abdi Ali
    Isn’t it great?  We have a wonderful  story today from the DC Metro area.

    It’s a story of a man fleeing chaos in Somalia.  He moved to America decades ago, around the time that Somalia descended into chaos.  He’s now a lawful permanent resident.  He’s made a wonderful life for himself here in America.

    In fact, he’s been working as a security guard at a DC area airport for several years – Dulles, to be precise.  If you’ve flown in/out of Dulles in the past few years, there’s at least a small chance you’ve seen him inside the security perimeter at that airport.

    Sounds nice, doesn’t it?  Heartwarming, even.

    Until you find out that the man involved – Yusuf Abdi Ali – is a former official of the brutal Mohamed Siad Barre regime in Somalia.  He was named in 2006 as a defendant in a lawsuit alleging serious human rights violations – specifically, of overseeing torture, as well as personally conducting it.  The acts Ali has been accused of committing may well qualify as war crimes under both US and international law.

    And it gets even better.  Apparently the US government has been aware of the allegations against Ali for “years”.  However, per his employer somehow Ali passed all required security background checks to work at Dulles.  He was only recently suspended from duties and placed on administrative leave.

    Fox News has an article giving more details.  IMO it’s worth reading.

    But don’t worry.  We’ve got a good handle on refugee vetting, and on controlling who is allowed entry into the USA!