No comment necessary – except perhaps to note that today is “hump day” . . . . (smile)
The video of the “encounter” – originally posted by the “lady” in question to Twitter (!) – has apparently been removed. Thankfully.
Sheesh.
Category: WTF?
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Flori-Duh. Again.
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Pentagon Dumps SHARP, Replaces It With Spay/Neuter Program
After receiving complaints numbering in the hundreds of thousands by military personnel in all branches, the Pentagon has decided to replace the completely ineffective and annoying SHARP program with a less boring and much quicker spay/neuter clinic for all personnel.
The most common complaints are that Power Point programs leave people bored to death, asleep and snoring, or terrified of even looking at their fellow soldiers, Marines, airmen, or shipmates.
One Marine complained bitterly about not even being glanced at sideways by the women in his unit, thanks to SHARP. “It deflated my sense of who I was,” LCPL Brandon Perkshire said. “I always thought I was a hunk. I mean, look at these guns, willya? Since attending SHARP, I’ve spent more time in the company of stray dogs and pizza delivery men than I do with women. I have regular conversations with my trouser trumpet because it’s so lonely, but I’m getting no joy out of it. Pep talks aren’t working too well, either. Seriously, if I want some pussy, I have to go to a no-kill cat shelter.”
He sounded somewhat bitter, however, when asked if he thought his social life might pick up with this program, he brightened up considerably. “Geez, I sure hope so,” LCPL Perkshire said. “I’d feel more like going back to Hooters to watch the games with my buddies.”
Navy PO2 Laura Boatman’s response to the change was welcoming. “I like the idea,” she said. “It makes it so much easier to do family planning if I can store my eggs in cryo and choose the baby daddy from a list of healthy prospects, with photos included. It will really take a load off my mind.”
The proposed change will allow service members to avail themselves of low-cost spay and neuter services at $75 a pop through a local large animal veterinarian if the service is not available where they are based. For example, NAVSTAGLAKES in northeastern Illinois can accommodate all of the service personnel in the Midwest, or refer active duty personnel to the large animal vet clinic at the University of Illinois in Urbana if the distance to NSGreat Lakes is too great.
“What the Pentagon has noticed is that in the Military Working Dog Corps, the female dogs don’t come in heat and the male dogs are not even remotely interested in them,” an unidentified spokesman said. “The only real concern is that female service members might become overly interested in chasing squirrels or digging under cabinets for lost items, and the male service members may start demanding their own kong toys and biscuit breaks. And they’ll probably all want walkies after work, too.”
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More Idiotic Progressive/SJW Complaints on Display
Once again, courtesy of Heatstreet.Apparently, the libidiot SJW set claims that many newer animated and/or children’s films are racist and/or sexist. Those films deemed by SJWs to be racist or sexist – or both – include Sausage Party (decidedly not a children’s film); The Secret Lives of Pets; and Disney’s latest, Sing. Follow the links to see the details of their ridiculous claims.
Not to be outdone, some British SJWs claim that many if not all Disney children’s movies are racist, sexist, or both – and have convinced British educational authorities to approve lesson plans teaching that to kids in British schools.
Seriously: are these fools capable of walking and chewing gum simultaneously?
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Idiotic Progressive/SJW Complaints on Display
Courtesy of Heatstreet. These are excellent examples of abject stupidity.
The truly sad part? These ignorant, “special little snowflake” fools actually believed what they said when they complained.
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More Vegan Idiocy, UK-Style
Well, it seems as if the vegan community in the UK have their knickers in a knot again. But this time around, it’s not about the normal vegan “causes du jour”.
This time, they’re apparently “outraged” over the UK’s new 5-pound banknote. They’re up in arms because the new polymer banknote “is not vegan”.
It seems that small amounts of animal products – tallow, specifically – are used during the manufacturing process. So that makes the new notes “unacceptable.”
Silly me. I always thought banknotes were money – not food. But apparently vegas must eat them.
Talk about yer “green” diet! I guess I need to learn more about vegan
idiocypractices. (smile)IMO the best response was from one guy in the UK. He’s offered any vegan who finds the new 5-pound unacceptable the opportunity to get rid of those “icky” banknotes in exchange for a pound – presumably a pound coin, which contains no animal products.
No word on how many takers he’s had so far. (smile)
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GMAFB, Part . . . Aw Hell, I Lost Count
Well, the PC crowd is
showing its assdemonstrating its “wisdom” yet again. This time, it’s the “enlightened” city government of Bloomington, Indiana, that’s hard at work “saving us from ourselves”.It seems that the City of Bloomington has chosen to officially rename two holidays. Henceforth, in Bloomington, they will not be known by their common – and legal – names.
The Bloomington city government chose to do this because they deemed the actual names of the holidays to be “culturally insensitive”. Gotta protect those “special little snowflakes” from being offended, dontcha know.
The two holidays Bloomington’s ordered renamed? Good Friday – and Columbus Day.
Freaking idiots. Yo, Bloomington: Hank Hill has a message for you regarding this stupidity. He kinda sums things up in about 5 seconds, IMO.
The main campus of the University of Indiana is located in Bloomington, so this really isn’t too surprising. This kind of libidiotic PC crap is regrettably quite common in college towns.
Hey, wait a minute . . . “Indiana”. Isn’t that rather “culturally insensitive”, too? (smile)
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Once Again, Into the . . . Idiocy
Welcome back my friends, to the dumb that never ends . . . .
Had a visit the other day. My little friend Birdie came to visit – with news.
Yeah, those idiotic jerks “fine fellows” we “know and love” in the DRG are at it again. Once again, I’ve been “identified”. Oh no! “The horror . . . the horror!”
Well, no – not really. They’re just as accurate this time as they have been the previous fourteen times.
In other words: they Fornicated Fido yet again. Not even close.
But hey, I should count my blessings – it looks like they’re back to their old tricks. Once again, they’ve taken to identifying me as a true BAMF. I suppose that’s better than many other possibilities. Hell, they could have identified me as being some Metrosexual Clintoon supporter – but they didn’t!
Anyway: this time, those dumbcluck jholes fine individuals have “identified” me as being a retired SF NCO. He doesn’t need their grief, so I’ll refrain from naming him.
But really, DRC: California? The freaking Granola State? Live there? Me?
Puh-leeze. To paraphrase someone from the 80s who had just as “winning” a personality as you guys: “You cannot be serious!”
Now, I’ve been to parts of California. It’s scenic, and it seems a nice place to visit. There’s plenty to do there, and the weather is nice. (Well, at least in SoCal. Froze my azz off the few times I had business in the Bay area.) You wanna live in a beautiful place that’s also a Socialist cesspool trying its damnedest to regress to Third World economic status through stupid public policy and governmental over-regulation, be my guest.
But me live there? Oh, hell no! Not now; not ever. Ain’t gonna happen unless and until that crazy place returns to political sanity. And I just don’t think I’ll live long enough to see that.
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OK, obligatory recap time. This is at least misidentification number fifteen – and I say “at least” because that count only includes the ones I’ve seen or which Birdie has mentioned to me. I’m sure there were at least one or two others I missed.
This time around, I’m a retired SF NCO. Last time, according to the DRG I was a 1SG in an Army Engineer unit. The time before that, purportedly I was a bona fide war hero with multiple high decorations for valor.
I’ve previously been misidentified by those tools as both a retired SF Major and SGM; a serving Army officer; a retired law professor who served in the Army during the Eisenhower administration; 4 different Navy SEALs; a Navy diver; a deceased Army GO; a different longtime commenter at TAH; and a guy who occasionally writes a sports column for a newspaper in the Midwest. If you want to read the details, follow the link at the second link above – and continue following links. I’m not going to take the time to link each previous article individually; there are too many of them now.
So far, the DRG is batting “Oh-fer” – whiffing every time. They’ve now whiffed at least 15 consecutive times. I don’t see that changing any time soon.
But hey: at least they’re consistent. Sorta. (smile)
Keep wasting yer time if you want, DRG. It’s a free country.
But, honestly – I’m getting a bit worried about you folks. It’s beginning to seem to me that the following accurately sums up your behavior. And that’s not good.
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Equal Opportunity . . .
. . . stupidity. Gender-wise, that is.
I wrote yesterday about the fool caught driving naked and “wired” (literally) down in Florida. Well, today we apparently have the ladies’ response in kind, courtesy of what appears to be “selfie” video by a lady from Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Topless mystery woman the most distracting driver ever?
“Loquita”, indeed. (smile)