This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here

Category: WTF?

  • Yer Friday Funny: No Sh!t??! No. Sh!t.

    There are museums for damn near everything.  Hell, we’ve probably all been to or heard of a museum or two that we thought was pretty bizarre.

    But in England, there’s a new museum that’s really “out there”.

    The National Poo Museum opened recently in the UK.  It’s located on the Isle of Wight.

    No, I’m not joking.  They exist, and they have a website.

    Turns out this isn’t the first such museum in the world, either.  A similar museum apparently opened in Italy some time ago.  It’s located in Castelbosco, and calls itself “Mueso della Merda“.

    It’s not just a European “thing”, either.  It also appears that there is has been a similar museum in Japan since at least 2012.  There’s also a toilet museum in South Korea.

    No word on when the corresponding US version will open, or even if one is planned.  However, I’ve got the perfect location for it if and when it does.  IMO it should be located riverside, just downstream of that beltway-encircled Brothel on the Potomac.  (smile)

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    (Note: no, I don’t have a dung fixation.  I saw an article about the UK museum’s opening, thought it was funny – then lost the link.  I found the info about the other similar museums while searching for the original link.  I got a good chuckle out of them and thought others might as well, so I decided to write an article about the group.)

  • “Lucky Thirteen”? Hardly.

    Well, my friend “Birdie” came to see me again.  Yeah, you guessed it: A gUy We “KnOw AnD lOvE” has been at it again – maybe with help.

    This time, however, he/they managed to surprise me.

    No, they still don’t have a freaking clue regarding who I am.  It’s who El Numbnutz in Purple Tiger Stripes misidentified as me this time around that was the surprising part.

    In a way, they’ve reverted to form.  Once again, they misidentified a true, certified BAMF as being me.

    The gentleman they wrongfully identified as me this time is a recipient of more than one high award for valor – and here, high means “higher in precedence than the Bronze Star w/V Device”.  While it’s an honor to be thought a no-sh!t, honest-to-God badass war hero – even by El Numbnutz and/or his pals – it’s simply not the truth.

    Yep,      Fapping Fowl      Blunder Chicken:  you (and whoever might have helped you) screwed up.  Once again, you identified someone I’ve never even met as being me.

    In a way, this is sorta like “Groundhog Day”.  Except with these guys we get some odd variations on “teh stoopid” each time vice a verbatim replay of the previous.

    It’s nice to see that they’re back to using the DRC Ouija Board Method to come up with their bogus identifications –  e.g., viewing pix of true badasses while fapping furiously until they decide which one must be me.  That’s OK, though.  It means they’re more-or-less still “playing in their sandbox”, so to speak, and harmless.  Lord knows logic has nothing to do with it.

    . . .

    OK, obligatory recap time.  This is at least the thirteenth time this drove of dummkopfs (or a member/subgroup thereof) has falsely identified someone else as me.

    Last time, it was a retired SF Major.  And before that, a laundry list of others – including 4 Navy SEALs, a Navy Diver, a retired law professor, a serving Army officer, a retired SF SGM, a deceased Army GO, and several others.  This linked article contains links to details regarding most of those prior DRG flights of fancy.

    And, hell – I’ve almost certainly missed at least one or two of these toolboxes’ brain farts concerning who they think I am.  So thirteen is the lower limit for how many times they’ve Fornicated Fido here.

    But at least they seem to have a cool theme song for their version of Groundhog Day.  (smile)

    Give it up, dipsticks.  You’re clueless – and you’re also incapable of either finding or buying a clue.

  • The Official Bottled Water of the UC-Berkeley, Maybe?

     

    No, the photo isn’t a joke. It’s bottled by Polar Seltzer, and the flavor is called “Unicorn Kisses”. The stuff really exists.

    I’m guessing it will be very popular among “Progressive” fans of Bernie the Commie, though. It’s based on fantasy – sorta like Bernie the Commie’s view of how things “should be”.

  • Yet More Idiocy at DHS

    Remember the San Bernardino shootings? You know, that cold-blooded terrorist massacre perpetrated by a US citizen and his foreign-born spouse?  The spouse who DHS allowed to enter the country in in spite of the fact that she’d made social media postings supporting violent jihad; where DHS didn’t bother even to check her social media posts because it was against DHS policy to do so; and who DHS never interviewed in person as required under Federal law before allowing them to immigrate?

    Well, looks like this one gets “curiouser and curiouser” still with respect to DHS’s actions.

    The two dead terrorists who perpetrated that attack got their weapons from a straw buyer – Enrique Martinez – who was a friend of the husband. The FBI determined this shortly after the attack.

    Martinez had a scheduled interview at the San Bernardino US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) office the day after the attack. FBI officials found out about that interview; they requested that their LE counterparts at Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detain Martinez as a person of interest so that they could interview him about the matter.

    Unfortunately, that didn’t go too well.

    When the ICE agents went to the San Bernardino USICS office as requested by the FBI, they were refused entry. They were unable to detain Martinez.

    Yeah, you read that right.  The Federal personnel running that ICS office refused to allow Federal LE personnel acting at the request of the FBI to enter their facility and detain a person of interest in a terrorism case.

    Tell me that isn’t evidence of a seriously out-of-whack set of priorities.  In my book, when Federal immigration services personnel start ignoring requests from Federal LE to detain persons of interest in terrorist attacks something is seriously effed up.

    Fox News has an article with more details.  It’s worth reading.

    Sounds like “you got some ‘splainin’ to do”, Secretary Johnson.  Or maybe that should read “you got lots more ‘splainin’ to do”.

  • Yer Friday Funny: A Somewhat Different “Home Invasion”

    No word on whether the intruder was named Abdullah – or was fleeing from him.  (smile)

    Goat nabbed in attempted home invasion

  • Getting Paid for Academic Idiocy

    At the University of Oregon, recently a professor conducted a study related to “climate change”.  In and of itself, that’s nothing newsworthy.

    But this one is a bit different.  As part of the project, the “research professor” in charge published a paper titled, “Glaciers, gender, and science.”  It urged other scientists “to take a ‘feminist political ecology and feminist postcolonial approach’ when researching glaciers and climate change.”

    Here’s the paper’s abstract; I’ve added emphasis to highlight some of the spectacular idiocy. (The full version of the paper can be viewed here; a PDF-format copy may be downloaded here.)

    Glaciers are key icons of climate change and global environmental change.  However, the relationships among gender, science, and glaciers – particularly related to epistemological questions about the production of glaciological knowledge – remain understudied.  This paper thus proposes a feminist glaciology framework with four key components: 1) knowledge producers; (2) gendered science and knowledge; (3) systems of scientific domination; and (4) alternative representations of glaciers. Merging feminist postcolonial science studies and feminist political ecology, the feminist glaciology framework generates robust analysis of gender, power, and epistemologies in dynamic social-ecological systems, thereby leading to more just and equitable science and human-ice interactions.

    Yep, you got it:  SWJ Propaganda 101, masquerading as “science”.  Or, alternatively: an example of someone who’s figured out how to ride the “grant gravy train” by producing intellectual garbage that panders to the prejudices of those providing the funding.

    If you’re waiting for the “punch line”, here it is.  A  $412,930  National Science Foundation grant apparently at least partially funded this trash.  So if you pay Federal taxes . . . looks like your Federal taxes funded part of this lunacy.

    And if you live in Oregon, your state taxes funded the rest of it.

    Fox News has an article with more details.  It’s worth a read – unless you’re having blood pressure issues.

    Relativism has been defined as the belief that intellectually there is no distinction between sh!t and Shinola.  Based on the above, it certainly appears that both the University of Oregon and the NSF have adopted that idiotic theory.

  • The Latest “Glorious Idea” from ND:tBF

    Wondering what’s new from ND:tBF – AKA Emmentaler-boi, the Dork of NorK, and Fatboy Kim?  Well, it seems some of his henchmen are sending helium filled balloons to his enemies.

    Oh, that’s nothing new.  People in the two Koreas have been doing that for decades now.  The usual procedure is to launch helium-filled balloons with a payload – generally propaganda leaflets, but sometimes religious literature is the payload chosen by some South Korean Christian groups – when winds are favorable for the balloons to drift over the other nation.  Sometimes the more sophisticated balloons have a timer and a small charge to deflate the balloon and/or scatter the payload’s contents.

    But this time, it seems that ND:tBF and his minions have indeed come up with a new twist.  Besides the propaganda leaflets, this time around they included a few other things.

    Like cigarette butts.  And used TP.

    Seriously.

    Here’s another report.  There are more.

    I guess that means Fatboy Kim must have cut back on his cheese consumption. (smile)

  • A Quick WWP Update

    It appears that questions regarding Wounded Warrior Project’s spending have begun to have an effect.  Charity Navigator has now apparently placed the WWP on their “watch list”.

    This article from CBS News has more details.  It’s short, but it’s IMO definitely worth reading.  It also includes links to their previous 3 articles regarding their investigation of WWP.