Category: Who knows

  • If You Think DC Stinks . . . .

    . . . today, you’re more correct than usual.  Yesterday a titan arum – a huge tropical plant often referred to as the “corpse flower” – began blooming at the US Botanic Garden.

    The “corpse flower” by all accounts smells like rotting flesh.  It’s expected to be at “peak stench” today, and to continue blooming for a day or two.

    So today, if you think you smell something foul wafting your way from DC – you just might.  And this time the stench might be coming from something other than the Federal bureaucracy or lobbyists.  (Smile)

  • Vote for the cow suit

    Best Cow Costume

    I always do what Parachute Cutie tells me to do, and she wanted me to tell you to vote for Matt Galante and his cow costume in the Chick-Fil-A’s Best Cow Costume Contest (that’s him in his costume above). She says that Matt is a Paratrooper in the 2-503rd and his father was a Paratrooper in the 82d and that they raised like $6000 to send wounded paratroopers back to Italy and Germany a few months ago.

    No, I don’t what he wins, but then winning is it’s own prize isn’t it? Just click the picture and it will take you to the link. You don’t have to register or anything, but you have to have play that fun “Captcha” game where they put up things that look sorta like letters and you have to guess which ones they mean.

    So go vote. What else do you have to do tonight?

  • Ranger Up Presents: The Damn Few, Episode 14, The Blue Falcon

    The Blue Falcon makes his first appearance to the Ranger Up The Damn Few series. As always, because this Ranger Up and it’s on TAH, it’s NOT SAFE FOR WORK;

  • Do you want to look this good?

    TAH Models

    You can look as good as these two especially good-looking This Ain’t Hell fans by picking up a shirt from Frankly’s store. No, I don’t get a penny from sales, but Frankly, a veteran, has been hawking his wares around this blog for years. It looks like Frankly offers the TAH design on everything from aprons to flasks including T-shirts and coffee mugs. There’s even a thong for TSO fans.

  • What is that?

    Average NCO sent us this picture and he’s already filed for a FOIA on the whole dude, but I was just wondering if anyone has ever seen that red badge that Studly here is wearing over his rack of ribbons (he claims that he was in Vietnam and Desert Storm). But, I think he’s just wearing it to be unique, I’ve never seen anything that was red and had crossed rifles on it, seen’s how crossed rifles only look good with blue.

    TennesseeVVA-1a

  • Shovel warfare

    MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) sends us this video he made in response to John Giduck’s Shovel warfare video for your entertainment.

  • “Deadliest soldier” discussion continues (UPDATED)

    Several of you sent us this link to the latest Army Times story about SFC Dillard Johnson, whose book calls him the “deadliest soldier”. Apparently, as he did when I talked to him the other day, Johnson still blames his publisher for the tag, and everything else that’s wrong with the story;

    Johnson is the first to admit the claims are bogus. He blames the hype on his book publisher, HarperCollins, which he says ignored his efforts to tone down sensational parts and spread the credit.

    “The actual numbers that squadron came up with are incorrect. And the actual numbers that the U.S. Army had were incorrect,” Johnson said. “We didn’t go back into the compounds and count bodies, we left. We shot people for 28 miles, but nobody went over there and counted people.”

    Yeah, well we knew the claims were bogus, but there they are on the book jacket, regardless. As I said the other day, he sent me his DD214 which I promised that I wouldn’t publish. I had some questions about it and I emailed my concerns which included; he’s never been infantry, but he has a CIB. No one on the planet is authorized a second award of the CAB, yet there it is. He has senior jumpwings, but there’s no mention of either the Basic Airborne Course or the Jumpmaster course. There’s a Southwest Asia Service Medal with only one bronze star. Mine has three silver stars for Desert Shield/Desert Storm/Provide Comfort. He has ONE Good Conduct Medal in 20 years? He claims that he has a boatload of sniper kills as the unit (E7) sniper – but no sniper training is listed.

    So, he wrote back;

    Yep your right I just looked I never did the full sniper school only did the short MTT at Stewart. So I never said I went to the course so there should be no issue there. I guess I missed the other items I had a hard time getting my MSM on there when I retired. My secondary of 11B should still be on my ERB that you have. I will look and see if I have a copy of that I have my Cert for JP school.

    That was on June 28th and I haven’t heard back and I looked at his ERB again, and I don’t see an 11B secondary, but that might be these old eyes malfunctioning again. I’m guess that an MTT at Fort Stewart means that a mobile training team came to Stewart, but the training should still generate an academic report and an annotation on the ERB, I would think, but I could be wrong. I just know that two weeks of German language training is on my 2-1, so sniper training would rise to that level of importance in my mind. I got an MSM after I retired, too, so it’s not on my DD2214, but then I don’t claim to have one, it’s certainly not worth the time to get it on a DD215, it’s only an MSM. I’d get sniper training on my DD214 before I’d fight to get an MSM on it.

    From the Army Times article;

    “Dillard was a good soldier,” retired Command Sgt. Maj. Anthony Broadhead told Army Times. “However, he tends to exaggerate a bit.”

    Broadhead is in the book, as the then-sergeants first class and their crews destroyed an Iraqi police compound and fought off an ambush in late March 2003.

    “This is a very smart guy tactically,” said Broadhead, who added that he hasn’t read the book yet. “He’s a good guy to have with you in combat, but he’s self-absorbed into being some sort of hero.”

    Yeah, I bought the book a few weeks back, but I haven’t been able to bring myself to read it yet. I’m waiting for my inquiries to be completely answered. Someone tells me that the DD214 stinks and he’s having some AG-types read it, so we’ll see, one way or the other.

    UPDATED: I talked to SFC Johnson this morning and he’s sent me documentation for his CIB from when he was assigned to 2/18th Infantry of the 197th for Desert Storm. He also sent documentation for Jumpmaster School at Fort Bragg when he was with the 82d Airborne Division. So we can lay those issues to rest.

  • Sanford, FL PD rethinks it’s awards

    Russel sends us a link to Military Times blog Battle Rattle which reports that the Sanford, Florida Police Department is changing the awards that they give to their officers to something that is less like the Department of Defense awards;

    “It certainly wasn’t meant to be offensive to anyone,” McAuliffe told Marine Corps Times. “It was a matter of convenience and obviously wasn’t well thought out. But it’s been rectified.”

    When the department changed their awards system about 10 years ago, McAuliffe said there wasn’t a lot of access to police-specific awards. Since then, they’ve found places where they can purchase awards designed for police officers, and they’ll move in that direction.

    Well, I guess it’s good that they’re finally putting a little thought into it instead of just taking the easier route out of the dilemma. In other related news in the story, Jeremiah Workman, the Navy Cross awardee who brought this whole issue to our attention announces that he’s starting his own stolen valor website;

    Workman said spotting ribbons he found questionable just by catching some testimony on TV is good practice for the website he’s launching to call out military fakers. He said he has purchased the domain PhonyMarines.com and plans to out anyone claiming to have a valor award — Bronze Star with “V” or higher — that they didn’t earn.

    Welcome to the fight, Jeremiah, I just hope you have a lawyer on your staff.