Category: Who knows

  • Yer Friday Afternoon Funny: The Phildo Shuffle

    Phildo was a tool who got
    A good discharge
    But that did not stop him
    From wantin’ to live large

    At a MC bar
    Told a bunch of lies ’bout bein’ a SEAL
    MC bought it
    And they made him a real big wheel

    Next stop sunny coast, Phildo he did lie and boast, s’how he roll
    He say, “All this bull oughta get it
    Clients never will vet it
    We’ll get the gold!”

    Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh
    Spreading the BS, it’s all for show
    Truth is different we all know

    Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    He say, “One more lie oughta get it
    More BS means more credit
    We’ll get the gold!”

    Phildo up an’ runnin’
    Havin’ great big fun ’til the story broke
    Provin’ Phildo’s stories lies
    And that was all she wrote

    He be shakin’ like a scared cow
    Can’t cover his tracks now, all up in smoke!
    Sayin’, “Oh s**t, pooch I done screwed, an’
    Clients say, ‘Nothin’ doin’ –
    Now go hit the road!’ “

    Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh
    Spreading the BS, it’s all for show
    Truth is different we all know

    Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    He say, “All my lies didn’t get it
    In deep s**t with the Feds and
    There’s no more gold!”

     

    With apologies to Boz Scaggs.

  • Survivors of Communism Summit 9/10

    LadyLibertyWreaths

    The folks at the Alexandria, Virginia Tea Party want me to let you know about this event week after next;

    100 Million Corpses in 100 Years – We Must Never Forget!

    Please join us Tuesday, September 10th for an emotional and uplifting evening as Alexandria Tea Party hosts our Survivors of Communism Summit.

    Survivors from around the globe will bear witness and share their personal stories of their life and ordeals under communist rule.

    The event, which will be held at the Alexandria Lyceum in Old Town, promises to leave a deep and lasting impression on all who attend.

    Our speaker lineup includes:

    • Congressman Jim Bridenstine of Oklahoma

    • Keynote Speaker:
    The Heritage Foundation’s Dr. Lee Edwards
    nationally recognized expert and
    Chairman of the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation

    • The Hungarian Ambassador H.E. György Szapáry
    We are honored to have His Excellency as our very special guest

    • Dr. Ileana Johnson, area Tea Party favorite whose moving personal story of life in communist Romania is not to be missed

    • Jaroslaw (Slavko) Martyniuk (formerly of InterMedia and IEA/OECD) will tell of his Ukrainian family’s experience with Soviet Gulags and comment on the worrisome drift in America towards governmental policies that echo communism

    • Dr. Hoat Viet Doan (Vietnam)
    • Andrew Eiva (U.S. anti-communist figure)
    • Dr. Yang Jianli (China)
    • Klara Sever (Czechoslovakia)

    Attendees will receive a program booklet containing resources for understanding communism and joining with others to oppose it.

    Alexandria Lyceum in Old Town
    201 South Washington Street
    Tuesday, September 10th – 6:00 – 9:30 p.m.
    Registration 6:00
    Program 6:30 sharp – 9:30

    SEATING LIMITED – YOU MUST REGISTER TO ATTEND
    Send an email to mail@alexandriateaparty.com with ‘Survivors’ in the subject line

  • The Damn Few, Episode 15: Tom the Bridgebuilder

    Some of our readers might have wondered why the last episode of Ranger Up’s “The Damn Few” was Episode 15 1/2 instead of 15.  Have to say I wondered the same thing.

    Turns out there was a missing episode.  Somehow, Episode 15 had gotten left off the Ranger Up “The Damn Few” page.

    That’s fixed now.  Without further ado, here’s Episode 15:  Tom the Bridgebuilder.

    Make sure that you watch this one all the way to the end.

    Obligatory warning: as always for “The Damn Few” – ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK/CHILDREN/CLERGY/ANYONE WHO’S TOO PC OR OVERLY SENSITIVE.

    After you’re done watching, go to Rhino Den and read some articles. Or go on over to the Ranger Up store instead and click some ads – and maybe buy some stuff, too.

    Thanks to RU Rob for posting the link to the missing episode.

  • The death of anonymity. Or something.

    LostOnThemInterwebs sends us a link to PrivacySOS which draws from an article in the Cincinnati Enquirer in regards to the fact the Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine started using facial recognition software linked to state drivers’ license photos in public without telling Ohioans. In fact the program was used before DeWine even knew that it was being used;

    Since June, police officers have performed 2,600 searches using the new database feature, which is designed to analyze a snapshot or, in some cases, security camera image, and identify the person by matching the photo with his or her driver’s license photo or police mug shot.

    DeWine last week told The Enquirer he didn’t think the public needed to be notified about the launch because 26 other states have facial recognition databases. Now, more than two months into the launch, he’s creating an advisory group of judges, prosecutors and law enforcement officials to make recommendations for updated rules for the system’s use.

    The facial recognition technology is aimed in part at leveraging the growing prevalence of security cameras in daily life. Ohioans are on camera in parks, schools, elevators, stores, highways and parking garages. Cameras track boats on the Ohio River, gamblers at casinos, revelers at concerts and sometimes people walking in their own neighborhood.

    I guess police can tell who are criminals just by looking at them, and then they can get all of the background on some anonymous person without even knowing their name. Actually, they’re scaring me into finding out which of those 26 states have this stuff and it will keep me (and my money) out of them. Not that I’ve done anything wrong, but because I kind of like my privacy.

  • Israeli troops punished for dancing with Hamas

    The Associated Press reports that the Israeli military is planning on punishing some of their soldiers who were filmed dancing at a Palestinian wedding in Hebron while they were supposed to be on patrol in the town;

    The soldiers were making the rounds in the city of Hebron when they entered a dance hall and joined dozens of Palestinian men dancing to the hit “Gangnam Style.” The Israeli military said Thursday it considers the incident “serious,” adding “the soldiers exposed themselves to unnecessary danger and were disciplined accordingly,” without elaborating.

    Footage aired on Israeli Channel 2 TV shows the solders in uniform, flak jackets and carrying guns. One was shown hoisted on the shoulders of Palestinian dancers. Other soldiers joined hands and grooved with the partygoers.

    So here’s the news report;

    According to the news report, some of the Palestinians on the dance floor were identified as members of Hamas.

  • The Damn Few: Episode 15 and a Half, The Gym

    The folks at Ranger Up have posted their latest video in The Damn Few series; The Gym. Because it’s Ranger Up on TAH, it’s Not Safe For Work, well unless you work from home like me;

    Thanks to Hondo for the link.

  • Bombs away

    In WWII, several new theories of war were developed, most of which are still in practice today.  From the Blitzkrieg, essentially an armored thrust designed to penetrate deep into the heart of the enemy lines and create chaos in the rear area, to the idea of Strategic Bombing, the idea of bombing civil infrastructure to reduce overall military power, we still employ most of the ideas honed in the conflagration that engulfed the world.  The major problem is that we are no longer fighting WWII.  We have seen the severe weakness of the standard playbook in recent years, and unfortunately have failed to recognize and adapt to the changing realities the battlefield presents.

     

    Take the Blitz for instance.  One could aptly call it a spear thrust, because that’s almost exactly what it is.  The support, and the actual fighting formations all move on the same roads at the same pace in the same direction.  When facing down a numerically superior force in a defensive posture, the Blitz works quite well.  However as we saw in Iraq, sweeping aside a numerically superior force was almost laughably easy but securing the areas we had gained was next to impossible with the forces we had available.  Many of the weapons and soldiers that would ignite the insurgency were able to slip into the populace because the US formations were not able to sweep and clear the towns like Nassaryiah or Najaaf that they just swept through.  When the insurgency was finally upon the troops they had to go back and sweep and clear a lot of the same towns that they’d fought through in the initial push.  Whole stockpiles of military munitions were left unguarded, and the failure to provide order and prevent looting showed how totally inequitably the generals had prepared for the Iraq War.  One wonders how many lives on both sides might have been saved if the ground commanders had had both adequate forces, and the wherewithal to say that getting to Baghdad in 30 days was less important than securing Iraq for the long haul.

     

    Then there’s Strategic Bombing.  Perhaps we should have learned in the Korean War, when B-29 formations ran out of significant targets within the first week, that Strategic Bombing doesn’t work if the enemy has no infrastructure.  Advocates of Strategic Bombing often point to WWII, in both Germany and Europe, and also to Bosnia and Kosovo as proof positive that it can work.  But there were other factors that make it clear that it was more a supporting factor than an actual causal one.  For instance during one night when Tokyo was hit with a massive incendiary strike over 100,000 people died, which is more than the combined total of deaths from both atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  But Tokyo wasn’t the only target hit.  Yokohama, Nagoya, Kobe. . . really every major Japanese city was almost leveled, as was nearly every German city.  Even the London Blitz in 1940 should make it clear that such bombing it not entirely effective.  It is true that such attacks did affect industry, and thus have a supporting role in ending the war, but the Germans had to be almost completely smashed from both sides, and the Japanese had to have super-weapons dropped on them before they gave up.

     

    Even the example of Kosovo is fundamentally flawed.  True the bombing campaign did have an effect, but not as great as we often try to make it sound like it did.  Did Milosevic step aside because American bombers were blowing up his infrastructure with impunity, or was it because the US was starting to mobilize ground forces?  We may never know exactly, but it raises enough of a question that we should not be so readily relying on air strikes as the one stop shop for winning wars.

     

    Perhaps most of all the drone program should prove the inherent fallacy of Strategic Bombing.  Since there is no infrastructure of note for the Taliban and al Qaeda who seem perfectly happy to “rough it” in what is essentially early steel age conditions what targets are there left for the roving war planes?  People.  There’s just one slight problem here.  In simplest language we don’t know who we’re killing.  We don’t know what we’re hitting, and once the missile is launched there’s really no recalling it.  True there are a ton of terrorists that have been killed, but who else have we killed?  Doctors?  Engineers?  Perhaps even the very people that we might be able to use as assets against the propaganda of the terrorists.  Relying on Strategic Bombing in Pakistan, Yemen, Afghanistan, and Libya have lead to the situation spinning out of control, and the view from the top becoming even more confusing than ever.  We simply don’t know whose doing what with whom and for what purpose anymore.

     

    Now with armed intervention in Syria looking ever more likely it seems almost a foregone conclusion that it will take the exact same route as the intervention in Libya.  We have no idea who the rebels are, and no way of gaining even a semblance of control, but we will most likely use a series of low risk air strikes to “help” the rebels.  This will work *eventually* to weaken the Assad forces and potentially even weaken Iranian influence in the region, or it might backfire and create a chaotic churning mass of old rivalries and hatreds that continue to churn for the next decade or more.  The fault lines in the Middle East are not solely along the borders of Israel, but everywhere where there is more than one race, and Syria is perhaps one of the most diverse ME nation.  Arabs will kill Assyrians, Kurds will kill Arabs.  This is to say nothing of the Persians or the half dozen other ethnic groups in the country that will only make it worse.  That is to say nothing of the rift between Sunni and Shi’a.  Worse still, as we have seen in Afghanistan, and Iraq, internal conflicts have a way of spilling over into neighboring nations.  The violence in Syria seems to be corresponding with an uptick in the violence in Iraq.

     

    Libya was at least a stable state before the Qaddafi was targeted.  Now the Libyans don’t even really have a semblance of order, it is controlled by roving militias which might as well be the same as firing the police forces of Chicago and turning it over to the Gangs.  This is to say nothing of the serious military hardware that was just left behind by the Qaddafi regime.  Surface to Air Missiles, (SAMs), anti-aircraft artillery pieces, artillery shells, long range rockets, mortars. . . in the hands of an army such things would be trivial and out dated even, but in the hands of terrorists who neither recognize nor fight for any state, unparallelled chaos could be wrought across the globe.  This is what is in store for us if we intervene in Syria as we did in Libya.

     

    We can no longer afford to kid ourselves that we can win a few wars inexpensively but dropping a few “surgical” bombs in key places.  Air Power will always play a role in warfare for as long as we are able to fly, but we can not pretend anymore that it is the be all end all.   If we are to intervene in Syria it will take an Army and Marine Corps that we simply don’t have anymore.  If we intervene we will need ground forces to secure the weapons left behind, and provide order during the transition.  With the looming draw downs due so sequestration, and the cost of over a decade at war, sending any appreciable ground force into Syria would strain the ground combat services nearly to the breaking point.  Worse still the Navy and Air Force would be unable to support those troops as they too are looking at drastic cuts to their manpower and capabilities.

     

    In all honesty I can not see what anyone hopes to gain by involvement in Syria.  The same people who cited how Iraq was an “Illegal War” seem to be pushing us towards Syria for might the same reasons we got involved in Iraq.  With Us influence on the wane in the last five years, it would be doubtful how many allies we could entice to such a venture.  We could always “go it alone” but as I said before we simply don’t have the forces, or perhaps even more important the political and popular will to do so.  Unfortunately our President has backed himself into a corner by talking about “red lines,” and issuing dire threats to the Assad regime.  Now that it appears that chemical weapons have in fact been used the US must intervene or lose even more face and political clout internationally.  The Drone President can not simply whip out a few strikes from UAVs hold up some dead terrorists and claim victory this time.  As the Bard said; “Let us talk of Graves, of worms, and Epitaphs. . . Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of kings; How some have been depose; some slain in war, some haunted by the ghosts of those they deposed.”

  • I Don’ Know

    Now I don’ know
    I don’ know
    I don’ know if I can keep my cool
    When de next poser show

    Well let me hear ya now
    I don’ know
    I don’ know
    I don’ know if I can keep my cool
    When de next poser show

    Posers showin’ up ev’ry day
    Get so bad take my breath away
    Some damn clown up in de sky
    Say when drunk he try to fly

    Hey I don’ know
    I don’ know
    I don’ know if I can keep my cool
    When de next poser show

    Now my girl she say out loud
    What they did should make them proud
    Lies they tell ’bout where they fought
    Stories so bogus we believe ‘a them not

    See I don’ know
    I don’ know
    I don’ know if I can keep my cool
    When de next poser show

    “Hey Colonel Crochrot”

    They no care what honor worth
    They just want prestige on earth
    Where they end up will be hot
    And Devil will pity them not

    Hey I don’ know
    I don’ know
    I don’ know if I can keep my cool
    When de next poser show

    Now I don’ want to hear ‘bout Leg-man Liar
    Don’t want to hear ‘bout GI Duck
    Don’t want to hear ‘bout phony Rangers
    All posers my dong can suck (no no no)

    Don’t want to hear ‘bout Dildo-man yo
    Or ‘bout some lyin’ old Big Dog (no no no)
    Don’t want to hear ‘bout phony SEALs no
    They can all go French-kiss a hog (no no no)

    Don’t want to hear ‘bout guys with Weak-knees
    Don’t want to hear ‘bout Monk so crass (no no no)
    Don’t want to hear ‘bout no more posers
    They can all come and kiss my ass

    Oh I don’ know
    I don’ know
    I don’ know if I can keep my cool
    When the next poser show

     

    With apologies to Jimmy Buffett, Keith Sykes, and Harry Dailey – who wrote the original tune (Volcano).