Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Peace is just breaking out all over the place.

Don’t be a douCHE

Keeping it pithy.

What, being an unemployed barrista with neck tattoos and a master’s degree in puppetry isn’t sexy enough?

The Naughty Librarian

Requisite “Merica is Racist” thread. You’re welcome.

Goodwill is a scamity scam scam scam!

Mormons diggin’ on the white privilege.

Whistling past the Benghazi graveyard, and ramping on to the Christie traffic jam.

No one cares about your stick figure family.

Funny, I assumed most DUer’s were into navel gazing.

Fake conservatives playing online games always blurt out anti-taxation screeds and call people Nazis.

The left attempts to lecture everyone on the evils of their own tactics being used by others.

Dissent is patriotic but only when Democrats do it. True story.

I didn’t realize they could stack it that high.

Please tell me more about this “feminism” thing, Mr. Pussyboy.

No freedom of speech for right wing bumper sticker guy.

Apparently David Gregory is now a right-wing shill. Nice to know.

And since I don’t have unlimited space, here’s a link to one forum which is nearly wall-to-wall Christie threads. Clearly they smell blood in the water and are desperate to make this dude go away.

Finally, something a Prius is good for.

DUer “embarrassed” of DU

Hey, maybe we should all just go live in caves and eat fungus.

Filling up the foil hat

…but I play one on the internet.

Time for a little DU on DU action.

Place not your faith in kings and princes…

Paging Mr. Tooth Fairy, you left the lights on you unicorn.

Creationists = Materialistic Oppressors

Might as well have called him “N-word Romney” I guess.

The Guardian says we’re all turning socialist now.

Dems salivate over the Cuban vote in Florida

Heard “bad things” about Obamacare sign ups…no shit, really?

Flag burners are more respectable than those who fly it on their porch in the rain.

GOP wants to disenfranchise the unemployed.

DUer Marine pissed about this Fallujah thing….crickets…

What if we gave away healthcare and no doctors showed up?

Leftards all upset that gun magazine fired Dick Metcalf for writing a pro gun control editorial.

Phallus inbound, check your six!

…but I did not shoot the deputy.

Who cares

Frosty

Leftard backwash

Freeloader excited about being “covered”

Unemployed > Victims of Violence

NYT best source of intel EVAR!

GOP is killing 1.3m people on purpose

Sealion buttholes

Thanks, pussy-boy.

Dipshit Greyson whines about Bill O’Reilly

Conservatives hate science…next posts will be sent via carrier pigeon on parchment…forsooth!!

Blame whitey.

DUer’s hate 2010 because reasons.

Maybe they can trade out for Piers Morgan?

The impeachment strawman that never was.

More quoting from the NYT on Benghazi…gimme an effin’ break.

Maybe he’ll hollar at her too?

DUer’s think the Democrat party is GOP-lite…you can stop laughing now.

Right wing radio dominates because CONSPIRACY!!

And I’d delete Logo, OWN and about 3/4th of the ESPN channels I currently get…so what’s your point.

Feeling guilty for being successful.

Summarized: “Boo hoo, life’s hard and I wanted free shit.”

Another liberal station bites the big one.

Lefties pissed that the Pope actually believes the Bible.

Tax cutting strategist is a “shithead”.

Enlightened libertarians always evolve into Democrats. True story.

And some bonuses from PavePusher;

Chicago: We Don’t Suck As Much As You Say We Suck! So There!

Marines: It’s O.K. To Be Soft And Squishy If You’re A Female

The Second Amendment Is Really Icky…. And So Is The First.

Protected religion

DU upset that Dems think they’re “fringe”.

It’s like fantasy baseball, except it’s with people they don’t like and they really wouldn’t do any of this shit, so actually it’s not really like fantasy baseball at all.

Getting my Phil of this duck shit.

And yet another one…

And another.

Might as well call it Duck Underground at this point.

…and never get into a land war in Asia.

More ducks.

What Would Al Gore Do?

Millionaire exposes hypocrisy, lefttards go nuts.

I guess people just don’t like being manipulated by overeducated propagandists.

DUer asks for help picking grocery store…you can almost guess the answers.

Georgia Blue

Thanks for the support, dad.

Fake conversations with fake workplace conservatives always end up with liar DUtard winning.

Voter ID Laws…because racists.

And because we haven’t talked this duck thing to death…

Who says the media is in collusion?

I guess Jerry Springer wasn’t on.

“Our time is nigh, comrades!!!”

Monkeys flinging poo.

You and me, baby ain’t nothing but mammals.

Ranting ranters who rant.

Queue the “musket” argument…

Snotty liberals hate their bourgeois relatives all year, but especially at Christmas.

The preciousss is a DUmbassss.

Hates Limbaugh…loves being mentioned by him. Validation is a mental illness.

More single-payer (ie; someone else pays for me) wishes.

Yeah, except today, they’re saying that in Chinese.

DU does Oprah’s reading list…are any of your faves here?

Imagining a dead Tea Party.

GOP heartless, contribute to divorce rate…probably has cooties as well.

DUer spots real welfare queen. Let’s see how long before this thread is locked.

Fiscal responsibility kills nations.

There are no black female GOP representatives. Conversely, there are also no Martians or Jedi’s. Discuss.

Clinton-Castro 2016!

Frack you, a-hole!

Whistling past the ACA graveyard.

Peter King is a douche.

“Maybe if we keep saying it, it will come true!”

How can I be financially responsible for your uterus and yet have no right to comment on how you abuse it?

Bush’s fault.

Don’t do drugs and watch old war movies, kids….you end up like this DUmbass.

A tax on the poor and stupid…unless you win.

DUer’s start pointless petition to bring back pointless hack to pointless network.

Cruzing on the Nelson Mandela Memorial Freeway to DUmbassville

Cthulhu in space?

John Lennon’s glasses are still not as important as my family’s safety.

Bumper sticker socialism

“Halp us John Carry!!”

Baby Boomers responsible for Reagan?

So now apparently DUer’s want to self-diagnose for drugs.

Homeland Insecurity

So racism is not racism when racists are racist to white racists.

…and it may be a bargain at that price.

See, Obama does too love rich people.

So I’m guessing all of Nelson’s pontificating about Israel didn’t set well?

Progressives love progressive taxes.

…and he would have been crucified for not going, so either way…

White Guilt…it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

DUtard pissed about “lapdog media” lying about Obamacare. Try to keep the blood from spewing out of your eyes.

So now it’s Reagan’s fault?

Left wing shithole is bastion of segregation in Texas.

When Xenu Attacks!!

Oh, I don’t think you can blame Clear Channel for this one, asshole.

…just follow the sounds of tongue on Presidential anus.

Whackjob Grayson asking DU for help…you read that right.

Claymore returns from his holiday with The Wrath of DU Tuesday;

Student loan bailout eminent

Paging Joe Biden

Focus? Bofus?

Droning on and on and on…etc.

“If you don’t say the far right is more violent, we’ll kick your ass.”

Militarization of police…someone on DU actually has a good point on this one.

Operation Mickey Drop

Requisite “GOP is racist” thread. Enjoy.

Porn fans aren’t diddling around on this one…

News flash: fast food jobs suck and don’t pay much. Seriously.

DUer’s quote the pope. Nothing yet on anyone bursting into flame.

…it was aliens.

The things people are buying with their Obamacare savings rhyme with ‘orange’.

“Free Money” advice. Yeah, I’d like to track this shitheel down as well.

Back off white girl.

Doctors are lying about ACA because of their BMW payments.

DUmbass score card

Politicizing God; apparently individual responsibility is now the government’s job

Labor day

Atheists glad Catholics hate Limbaugh

Black cops arrest black guys with underage white girl…racism.

DUer thinks “less” of people who watch Fox News. I’m heartbroken. Really.

Third party voters bad?

Chivalry is dead…nice job, feminists, now carry your own shit and stop bitching.

In other news, hackers have now stolen sufficient ID’s to buy Romania and a couple hundred copies of the new Dr. Who 50th anniversary boxed set.

Captain Nutjob Grayson posts more DU bullshit.

GOP will lose because of cantaloupes….and Mexicans.

Socialist Republic of Vermont

Burn the witch!

Cock blocked

Dems are now “the bad guys”

…so other than that, Mrs. Kennedy…

Climate Change deniers are murderers

Texas two-step

So now libertarians are racists

Obamacare fiasco is “manufactured”

WH-MSNBC

Crap in mouth

Peace and Justice class. Yeah that sounds like real fun there.

By the power of Gayskull!!!

“undeclared” war on our streets? WTF

Common Core = Commie Core

David Gregory dares to confront Princess Nancy

Walmart starves their employees….yup

Blow it out your posterior.

Changing the rules when you don’t like them

DUer’s applaude Iran deal to let them keep nukes

And PavePusher’s bonus;

We insisted on it, we built it, we passed it…. but it’s the Republicans fault that it sucks and I hate it.