Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Loose Hope & Change

Colder War

Art Bell; DU’s next great admin?

Pathos of DUtards

“Progressive Agenda” poll is pretty much what you’d expect.

Quoting The Guardian as fact

If you don’t support Obama, you are a traitor and a racist.

Hitler, King Tut and Aliens

Wall of Stupid Text

Oh, well if a doctor said it, it must be true…isn’t that right Mengele?

Russians stirred the JFK conspiracies.

So here we go with this bullshit…

Kabuki theater in pant suits.

Power couple

DU vs. Alex Jones…hard to pick a side on this one folks.

Yes, because the NRA = the Constitution. Brilliant.

Summation; punish the rich, disarm, gut intelligence, inflate wages on low skilled labor, build shit no one wants, waste money on “green initiatives”…basically hand the UN and China the keys and walk away.

“The world is a dangerous place…”

It’s all the Republicans’ fault

DUer’s know a lot about the military and stuff.

Obama will negotiate with Egyptians, Russians, Iranians and Syrians, but not Republicans.

Liberals want all our guns locked up like they are on military posts…because you know, that’s worked out so well.

Let’s call this one the ‘Why So Syrius?’ edition.

Yeah…I planned it all along…yeah, that’s the ticket!

Take two cruise missiles and call me in the morning.

The po-po is yo foe.

It isn’t rocket science…except for the sarin gas warheads on those rockets over there, but beyond that…

Obama…the Chess Master…

…or maybe Checkers?

…ok, well maybe Go Fish then?

Obama is gettin’ all Randy.

Kentucky Fried

Obama’s staff is potent…and Leon is getting LARRRRRGER!

Bush’s fault….as if you didn’t already know.

…and the neocons too, just in case that wasn’t clear.

Weiner criticism is too “far left” for DU?

Gun goes on Yellowstone Park rampage.

Losing as a winning strategy for 2016

Yeah, he’s a regular Mensa prodigy.

The commie you know…

DUer advocates for Republicans to shot themselves.

Some things transcend politics.

But at least we have Obamacare…

Thunder

Kerry played chess in Vietnam

Prozac on Syria

I don’t see Azaroth on that list.

Lolipop Guild President says GOP is stupid and cultish

Naming names

Saber rattling is all about Raytheon’s stock price.

Fauxcahontos speak-um about White Fathers in Washington…ugh.

Yeah…but the GOP is a cult, right Krugman?

Did y’all know John Kerry was in Vietnam?

Droning on about morality

Dildo Baggins

Scary black guns

Requisite Labor Day Commie post

“Recognize the error of their ways.”

Selective outrage

Nuclear option

Fauxcahontas speak-up heap big powerful truths!

Paging Code Pink?

It’s tough being a liberal these days…

A day without meso-Americans of Latin extraction who may or may not have all of their racist documentation in order.

Surviving on the minimum

DUers are all ironic and stuff

Humane acts rarely benefit Democrats.

Chicks, man.

Mad Max

Col. Pelosi

Democrats should stay away from words like ‘liberty’ and ‘Founding Fathers’.

Translation: “I hate you assholes, but give me stuff anyway.”

N-word equates $-word.

What Would Hillary Do

Suddenly regime change due to WMDs is ok?

DUer’s have taste.

Suddenly warmongering is ok?

Manning up…or Chelsea lately?

Cryptkeeper!

Living wage bullshit

How to lose friends and influence family to disown you.

Obamacare! Woot!!

“Poll” dancing like Miley Cyrus at the VMAs

DUers upset that DOJ is filing immunity for the BFEE!!!

C3PDildO

Go live in a hole….

The UK wants to drag us into another war!!!

Long story short; let Syrians die.

MLK the leftist myth

Occutards claim they were infiltrated and destroyed from within…

Cruz control for cool, eh?

Turd Polish 101

They’re creepy and they’re kooky…

Consequences have ramifications or something.

Dickless

Singing the Yellowcake Blues

The Dean of Stupid

Obama’s worldview is Bush’s fault

….and they actually believe this shit.

Republicans have clearly mastered time travel.

DUers don’t like it when their tactics are used against them. Boo-effin’-hoo.

You rarely need the Second Amendment, so why bother having it?

Moral equivocation

Bill Moyers: democracy is teh dyingssss!

Leftist polls leftists and leftists surprisingly win!

Bagge le shiznit

Queen on queen violence

Get to the choppah!

DUtards miss Bush

Kill the messenger

You know it’s going to be a great thread when it starts “I saw this on Rachel’s show”.

Sending “vibes” for a new job. Can you eat “vibes”?

The war on men’s junk

I thought dissent was patriotic. Apparently only when directed at conservatives?

Endangered RINO

Apparently they are irony impaired in Maine

Bored killers must ave been troubled youth…as opposed to punk ass little turdbucket losers.

Cory Booker: Right Wing Plant

The “Know Spin Zone”

The far left doesn’t like being called the far left.

Worried about Obamacare? No worries, there’s free money!

The return of the VRWC….muahahahahahaha!!!

NSA spying was a “Bush policy”…of course it was.

Maybe a union teacher taught him how to spell “panal”?

I’m looking…no….nope….I don’t see “Womyn’s Studies” anywhere on this list.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Stopping deportation is more important than personal liberty

Wait, I thought Europe was so cool and sophisticated and progressive…clearly you’re reading this wrong….DUmbass.

Socialists and unions….but I repeat myself….

DUer’s ponder a return of the Fairness Doctrine…you know, so everything will be fair.

“Moral imperative” to return species that mankind has wiped out. Right.

Privacy versus coverage…or to put it another way, you freakin’ asked for government healthcare, suck it retards.

This just in; Mark Zuckerberg is a douche

…yeah, but he’s OUR authoritarian.

Woman catches PTS from drunk driver.

Stupid rich people

Drama queens equate caution with holocaust

In other words, that Master’s degree in Puppetry wasn’t exactly a smart move, Zippy.

Bitter Clingers

Pantsuit 2016

Driving Miss Crazy

Fukushima? No Fukuyou!

Shout out to DU lawyers…this should be good.

So Orwell had Bush in mind?

Well, he IS in the Film Actors Guild. (extra points if you can cite the reference)

…or a personal rights discussion with Hillary and Holder?

The left should be so proud of themselves.

More from the “It Wasn’t Me” president.

Nightmare on Penn Ave.

Countdown to Tombstone on this dude…

Neverending Election Cycle

Rock head

Droning on and on

Al Gore…the perfect Democrat…you know, that’s probably accurate for all the wrong reasons.

…dogs and cats living together….mass hysteria!

Grannie hates Bush

Conservatives hate Hillary because she’s a bitch.

Yeah, that Osprey ride was totally worth it, y’all.

U mad bro?

Bad economy….still Bush’s fault.

Pour grammer fo’ da’ whin.

So easy, even a caveman could do it.

…yellow stripe up the middle, right next to the dead animals.

More Bush Family Evil Empire bullshit.

Heartless

Why have 60 reasons when 61 is way cooler?

As if the aroma of vinegar and water wasn’t strong enough.

The main reason Democrats are pro-choice

Black kid uses SYG and the left is still pissed

Evil America nuked poor defenseless Japan

Concealed carry infringes on the rest of the Constitution?

Stank like a European

Bush Family Evil Empire shifts to water over oil

Diamonds are sexist

Oliver Stone: WWII expert

We’re all service dogs now

Pacifism. Latin for “please screw me but don’t hurt me”.

DUer’s make Tor angry! TOR SMASH!!!

Hey, look on the bright side, when you’re done sponging off your parents, there’s always the government!

DU is now letting members cyber-panhandle. No shit.

Obama should defy Putin…yeah, let that one sink in a moment before you burst into laughter.

Who do you fear, terrorists or your own government?

Truth or Dare: Hillary Edition

This is the thread where everyone watching the Weather Channel claims they were traumatized by Hurricane Sandy.

Alan Grayson quotes MSNBC saying Alan Grayson is awesome.

Republicans gerrymander, Democrats apportion…gotcha.

Politicians hope to remove Supreme Court Justices…for political reasons.

Wendy “Peebag” Davis for Senate!!

Al Qaeda to close Gitmo since Obama won’t.

Rare DU honesty…this one is considering moving to the Communist Party.

No tomatoes = planet is dying

For those playing at home, an occupy hipster with a camera is now referred to as a “videographer”.

Australian for DUmbass

Discounting the fact that most states that I know of don’t allow you to conceal and consume…

Bombing the Hiroshima poll

An ACORN by any other name…

Easy as Pi.

Gun nut Obama voter rampage shooter?

Living wages of sin

Sun swapping polarity…I’m sure this is Bush’s fault.

So apparently this is a thing…

Clearly this isn’t the fault of the government school system.

Liberals proud of shitty economy

Starting the “Republicans Steal Elections” meme early

Bring in the clown!

Dumpster on DU

Weiner Water Sports

Here come the Occutards again

Liberals keep losing because they’re too tolerant….wut?

Reap what you sow

Yeah, it’s all the South’s fault.

Not that “living wage” shit again.

Hey, why not just hire the guy to run the NSA?

“Hate Radio Is Dying!”

Bush’s fault

Look this up on your iPad

Uh oh…Obama might actually do something DUer’s won’t like?

DUer gets his vagina all upset over a gun magazine at work

Union’s and Obamacare…a match made in Honey Boo Boo Land

Court Jester

Hide the silverware

Capt Whackjob from Florida talks about defense appropriations

“Liberals think for themselves.”, says a entire online forum who agree with each other without question.

Putting the ‘anal’ in analysis.

No atheists in foxholes, eh?

40 acres and a Lexus.

Hush puppies

“As long as there’s a Democrat in the White House…”

Apparently the only American jobs worth protecting are union jobs.

World needs to be saved from America

Do these robes match my pantsuit?

Just think of all the windmills this could buy!