Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Crisis is Big Oil’s fault

Crimea river

It’s lonely at the top

Good Idea Fairy says we need a guaranteed basic income.

Somali Air Pirates

Gun Free America

Somehow, this is Bush’s fault.

Putin bad…pizza good.

David Gregory interviews Giant Douche

Glimmer of hope for DU?

Beer goggles

Cracking the crackhead code

Moral equivocation; US vs. Russia

Most transparent administration evah!!

Go West, Young Comrade!

Paul Ryan is racist for pointing out the obvious.

Vladimir Putin – Republican

More from the “we deserve what we get” crowd.

The Cult of Neil deGrasse Tyson

$15 Big Mac’s equal no jobs to protest for higher wages

No French ships for Putin?

Republicans want to bring back slavery…true story.

Pantsuit Mafia

Low information voters are also low turnout voters. Whodathunkit?

Run Obamacare run!

…#3, lie about everything and scare the shit out of seniors.

The Purple Star of Texas

To everything, spin…spin…spin…

Jimmy Carter, the last great progressive president.

Crossing off 9/11

Mayor of Munchkinland says American Dream has fallen apart…blames the rich and maybe some Wizard dude.

We’re all dummies now

…and about 3000 abortions per day, if you want to really count the carnage.

Toga party

St. Carter

Symbols of rebellion?

Obama’s best showing on Fox.

Bartcop founder dead…for those playing at home, DU owes much of its life to Bartcop.

Dude…Xbox One.

More fawning over the new Cosmos show…it’s almost like a religion.

DUer’s predict death of GOP due to millennials…you know, the ones think it’s okay to take off work to go to yoga in the middle of the day.

War For Oil – Borscht Edition

Bush’s fault

Give it some gas, Vlad!

Same ol’ thing.

The “George Soros” model to get rich.

You can’t stop the pantsuit

Losing Cruz control

Just what we need…a REAL communist running for president.

Rand Paul appeals to “low information voters”.

Popping corks a little prematurely.

Yeah, it’s called MSNBC.

…yo, dawg, I’ma let you speak…

Wall to wall Ukraine coverage. Must be eating them alive, cheering for a resurgent Russia while seeing President Teleprompter do basically nothing.

…well at least they didn’t blame Bush.

Just like Hitler

The “do nothing” Congress emboldened Putin. Yeah, you read that right.

Peaceful defiance…coming to a former Soviet state near you!

DU no longer a “beacon of sanity”. Boggle.

Right wing radicals made Putin do it.

Hey guys, don’t forget about Iraq!

DUer’s care about the military.

Oh look! Racists!

Maybe if they moved the battle to the golf course?

Well thanks, Captain Obvious.

Hey, maybe the Russians are just getting bad press….yeah, that’s it.

Crazy about the Army!

Ukraine crisis is the Tea Party’s fault or something.

GOP wants to stop women and brown people from voting.

We’re getting real tired of your shit.

Obama’s poll ratings are a lie. And probably Bush’s fault.

War on women who predicted war.

“Thank God we have Obama in charge!”

Making Cheech and Chong relevant again.

And now, the conflict from the socialist perspective.

Occupy movement eyeballs Crimea.

Wheel in the sky keeps on turning…

So hey, that whole A’stan thing.

“Why don’t the poor and stupid love us???”

All for defense cuts, but not when they’ll piss people off to vote against us!

Save your Confederate currency, boys.

President Girlfriend

Commie dumbasses

21 gun salute

…only when I go there.

Mighty white of you.

Dodge Magnum or dodge magnum?

What would DU do without a little Bush Bashing?

Susie can’t count, but she already knows how to get birth control and abortions.

US is not a warrior nation.

I’ll help you pack…

“Dear Susan, fuck you, Love Vlad.”

It’s like taking your sister to the prom.

DU “Man”-ifesto.

Blowing smoke

The science of chicks in science.

Idiots behind computers in air conditioned houses complain about slavery…irony ensues.

Bitches be like, “Don’t be tellin’ me what to do!”

If you wear make-up, you’re a gender traitor…unless you’re Brian Boitano.

When you’ve lost Bill Maher…

Government layoffs are hurting the “recovery”…yeah, read that one again.

Trailer trash

The Beatles were sexist, misogynists, possibly pedophiles.

Murder machines to move production to Alabama, screw union workers in the process.

Was her name Peggy?

Boy asses

Sort of missing the point of a “swimsuit” issue.

By all means….run.

Imperial presidency

Why go with a lookalike when we can see the real one on tv?

Annoying shit in movie theaters….this is why Netflix is making a mint.

So clearly we need to move these people to Siberia.

Excusing Wendy

Using Bill Nye as an expert on science is like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for home

Unintended consequences, Mr. Reid…just sayin’.

DUers have “insider” information on the 2016 elections. Yeah right.

Oh, NOW you care about the troops.

Protect yourself, get called a ‘chickenshit’ for using the best tool for the job.

…and you thought this crap was over, didn’t you.

Don’t mess with Texas.

Perhaps the most ignorant thread you will read today…if you stopped and didn’t click any further.

Caveman Harry….or, the one where hunting is compared to wife beating and cave paintings.

50 shades of gay

Winning strategy; give shit away at expense of productive class, profit at the ballot box.

Brilliant observation on the tea party (spoiler alert, they’re racist Republicans).

Hillary Clinton; Closet Republican for President

“Scary thought”, one that probably interrupts Barry’s sleep on occasion.

I know some of you went through withdrawals without Claymore’s weekly column last week, but he’s overcome technical problems, so here is his triumohant return;

First up, DU’s Facebook page, where they post all of their cool memes and shit. Mostly shit.

Yes, but aren’t we really all careless gun owners?

It’s just a zoo kills giraffe and feed it to lion world.

Does Klingon count? QAPLA!!!!

Did Jesse Ventura land on DU?

Alternate History DU Style…achtung!!

People protested, media ignored, clearly this is the end of civilization as we know it.

…this from the crew who basically invented opposition research.

Dude with little dogs…hmm.

You’re not really free if you have a job…or some shit.

Bill Maher hates old people.

What I took from this: AOL is still in business???

Liberals hate children.

More things I learned on DU: all white Texans are racists.

Free market supporters are economic terrorists….or they’re mean…maybe both.

Tea baggers get talking points from Faux News, but MSNBC is a teaching tool and bastion of journalism.

Forecast for 2014 midterms? Pain.

All the Republicans DUer’s respect aren’t.

Boo hoo, Captain Nutjob.

In praise of extortion.

Fauxcahontos leave’em reservation on Chief Pantsuit.

Yeah, but can he even spell it?

Republicans are lying about jobs outlook from the CBO…or something.

With their record on websites, how would you know?

Obamacare is Romney’s fault.

Charlie Crist; Orange Colored Moron

Wonder what the shop owner felt?

With “Progressive” and “Change” in their name, what could possibly go wrong?

…once we’re done here, we’ll all log on to our Warcraft characters and throw a party in the Dwarven section of Stormwind!

Cultures are for petri dishes.

As opposed to suddenly deciding it was time to tell the team you’re gay?

Build a bridge and get over it.

Littoral ship…almost has that whole “knock the little man out of the boat” thing going.

When “DSL” doesn’t describe your internet access…guys, you know what I mean.

The best internet lawyer money can buy.

Gutting the Constitution….for the children.

Bumper sticker stuck on stupid…or perhaps a Prius. But I repeat myself.

But besides, gun owners, the Tea Party, business people, homeschoolers, Christians, conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, SUV drivers, who will they hate?

Erin Crockofshit

Wendy Davis….mother of the year, entrepreneur, gun nut.

What difference does it make?

Blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah redistribution blah blah blah…

The Vagina Slave Monologues

Unpossible…don’t they have gun laws there?

Pointing out that Wendy Davis is a lying skank is apparently sexist. Who knew?

Leftists worried that this governor may cause Hillary some problems.

He should record it, have Miley twerk to it and make some money.

…when they came for the venture capitalist, I was silent.

10 Steps To An Imperial Presidency

Assault on Texas….remember the Alamo.

Testicles in a jar. On her shelf. Collecting dust.

Define “democracy” and you can’t use Marx as a reference.

…you’re in my spot.

All these shootings recently? Your fault.

Saint Trayvon

Fake angry Republicans always post fake rants in the Washington Post.

…yet crickets on Benghazi.

Watch your corn hole, Mr. Squirrel

DU Fight Club

If your town wasn’t shut down yesterday, you might be living in Racistville.

Don’t confuse her with facts…

Comparing apples to dog rockets.

Well, this AND the inability to get a good latte for under $2.

Paging Neville Chamberlain.

Oh, so violating the Constitution is a good thing now.

Guns are clearly killing random people in Oakland.

…then everyone applauded.

Next up, proof that you’re qualified for Free Speech…

Your shitty choices are not my fault or my financial burden.

Obamacare “unchains” you from your crappy job. True story.

SPLC calls out all you right wing terrorists…because you know…racists.