And if you believe in God, you’re a moron.
I was against Hillary before it was cool to be against Hillary.
Maybe it’s because only white people died?
Here we go with the “refugees” bullshit.
Dems are gonna win in November….mark my words!
Politicizing the ‘war on women’ meme.
Why can’t we all just get along…and smoke pot…mostly smoke pot.
Apparently we’re all gonna die now.
Millennials hate conservatives because reasons.
…generous with other people’s money.
…out of the closet, so to speak.
Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich
DUers want to remove profit from healthcare, which essentially makes it end-of-life care.
Video game heroes think they understand the military.
Archie’s big gay death…yeah, who knew this thing was even still in print?
Maybe he should have just said they were articulate and clean.
So now Catholics are the problem?
Blah blah blah…here’s my balls in a jar…blah blah.
Dems pin election hopes on Hobby Lobby?
One of these things is not like the other.
Protest zones are only good for those on the right.
The only good terrorist is one I can use to bash people I dislike.
Greenpeace loses green…or, hippies don’t know shit about money.
Wheel in the sky keeps on turning…
I’ll take ‘Retarded people’ for $1000, Alex.
Lipstick on a pig…but enough about Rosanne Barr…
Hey, we know you’re phonies, just don’t pretend you’re not.
Hope and change will keep you warm.
No roadside restrooms = “waste”land….get it? Waste?
Bobby Jindal….traitor who wants to overthrow the government violently…or something.
Couple million in pantsuits and people go apeshit.
…deck chairs need rearranging.
Bush’s fault…oh, like you didn’t think they were going to go there?
Justified murder over minimum wages
“Beautiful game”? Jeep Wrangler owner.
Natalie Maines trying to be relevant again.
Democrats of Faith…yeah, how’s that working for you…
DUer’s glad there’s no one in charge of the Iraq situation.
Forced assimilation is a good thing.
Captain Whackjob embraces trade restrictions…you know, for jobs.
Straw man, can I see your ID please?
Cockroaches, Keith Richards and you.
Apparently this is reasonable for Baghdad but not Benghazi
Bush/Cheney…unconvicted war criminals…that’s why the Sunnis are mad.
…unless you’re a leftist lying faux-Indian princess, then ‘all cool’.
More white terrorism…apparently it’s a privilege.
Blanket protection for future victims
Ma’ Deuce at the sheriff’s department?
Leftists who killed American spirit try to understand why American spirit is dead.
Good guy with a gun is dead, so that proves guns don’t work?
Teleprompter Jesus tries to change the subject.
Indiana Nazis…I hate those guys.
Cruz has a ‘sinister plan’….queue the Darth Vader music.
When content over context died.
Hey, I’m just surprised they even knew to reference the Bible.
AKA the Great Democrat Voter Drive of 2014.
Rev Al is offensive…that’s what I’m taking from this.
Moral equivocation…not just for breakfast anymore.
My heroes have always been assholes.
Liberals “look ahead”…not sure to what, but there you have it.
Bastion of truth not interested in the whole story.
You are ungrateful for all the good things the “hard left” has given you.
A five year old tranny? Really?
Fake liberals are racists if they dislike Obama. True story.
Open carry retards…you’re not helping.
Communist sympathizers say ugly things about the US involvement in Ukraine. This is my shocked face.
…ban knives. And 12 year old girls.
Obama broke the law? Well hey, at least he’s trying to do something…
Capt. Whackjob Grayson tells you how to be a “real” progressive.
Chick doctors are mostly leftards
The Taliban Five had to be released anyway so…Bergdhal.
“…through not fault of his own.”
If you never considered the Soviets to be our enemy, I suppose this is big news to you.
Hillary uses other people’s crap to highlight her crap. In the end, it’s still crap.
Vets fight for themselves, not freedom
“Republicans benefit from dividing us by race…”
My nutjob, potentially violent family is none of your business.
I don’t even know how to categorize this one…
Men men men. I think this is supposed to be about men.
Oh hey, Republicans are racists…in case you hadn’t heard.
On DU, fake veterans always hate conservatives.
Support stupid people, win stupid prizes
…bastion of constitutional scholarship.
Angry white males want to shoot everyone.