Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

“Good morning ladies.”

Russia Today…bastion of moderation.

In socialist DC, the ACA screws YOU.

Throw me into that briar patch.

Election analysis: loser Dems lost because they refused to embrace Teleprompter Jebus

…well that escalated quickly.

Too old, too stupid, too communist…whatever.

Labor pains

Progressive president is needed to “save” the country?

Federal government should make the states comply…yeah, let’s try that.

Dog ate my homework.

Gamergate…because every other problem ever has been solved, so let’s obsess over this shit.

Up next, pesky student loans and iPhone bills.

Fauxcahontos’ Heap Big Medicine Show

…but don’t ever say they don’t support the troops.

From the “Hey, why didn’t we think of this first!” file.

“Seeking a better life”, now a good excuse for virtually anything.

First they came for the centrists, but because I don’t care…meh.

Grubering Hillary

This just in, GOP set to “steal” 2016 election (fyi, steal = win to a leftist shitbags).

It’s like Star Wars, except Darth Vader is on the Rebel side and Chewie is married to the president.

Pure as the man-made global warming induced winter precipitation.

Right wing corporate media controls MSNBC…uh…ok.

I think the word you’re looking for here is ‘pussy’.

Dirty Harry

And yet no one bothers to watch Al Jazzera. Go figger.

Debbie does DU

…or, “Nancy Pelosi changes subject when confronted with a direct question.”

Are we not men? We are DEMO.

Americans won’t vote their best interests because they’re stupid.

Berlin Wall? Torn down by community activists. True story.

Key to winning? Lie and control the bench.

Locking the gun threads.

…sort of like having sex with your teacher when you’re homeschooled.

Well, don’t they?

Oh please, don’t forget the willing accomplices in our public schools, they deserve credit too.

On DU, fake “capitalists” love Communist China.

Protesters threaten to burn city, then cry racism when government decides they don’t want city burned.

Welcome to 1984, Mr. Progressive shitbag.

Rants? Meltdowns? Suicide hotline on speed dial?

It’s a big effin’ deal

…but he deserves $15 an hour.

“Better off today than when Bush left office.” (not a joke)

Ratfucker is the new progressive

Most truthful thing read on DU today? “I still don’t understand…”

OMG NAZZIS???

Feelings….whoa whoa whoa, feelings…

More with the ‘ratfuckers’. I guess this is a thing now?

Go vote because racists, homophobes and teh rape culture…and racists.

“Keep bailing, lads! We got this!” – Crewman Dick Dumbass, RMS Titanic

Vets reject Obamacare

We’re all terrorists now

“How can such smart people be losing to fundy, toothless, gun toting morons?”

Stay socialist, Bernie!

More probing than Lena Dunham and her sister’s vagina

Anarchy in the UK now comes with free service for the first 30k miles

“Ben Stein is a lousy Jew”

…there are going to be half-breed rats everywhere in about 9 months.

HuffPo’s fantasy league

People’s Republic of Stalin

If you like your Senate, you can keep your Senate.

AKA “If I’m losing, I want to change the rules.”

Capt. Whackjob McCrazypants is now a handy calendar!

A little spit and bailing wire and it’ll be as good a new.

“This was a building year…”

Analogies are hard…like reality…or something that’s really hard.

At least they aren’t rats this time.

Insider trading

President Boyfriend has done so much for us…why aren’t you more grateful???

He should Google “real estate basics”.

Slavery! Oh wait, it’s in Europe…never mind.

Oy veh.

Chunky girls with low self-esteem need love too.

Yet another “we only lose because of lies” meme.

Union leader wants your money…I mean support…mostly your money.

Short bus ratfucker

Why do people keep doing this shit?

The newest thing…rat rape culture.

New York, LA and Chicago…wait, there’s a pattern here.

And lastly, the obligatory Bush bashing thread.

Teleprompter Jebus no likey cable news

So apparently Charles Barkley is a Klan member

DUer’s are brilliant

Next, y’all will be eating grits.

Jimmy the Hater

Apparently “major rethink” means more of the same old shit

Cops are going to pot

Background checks…the panacea of gun control

I caught Ebola from my Glock or some other stupid shit

“…you have to allow for a media that is, on the whole, right wing.”

Aborting Hulu

Nice job you have there…sure would be a shame if anything happened to it.

Criticism of Obama’s Ebola policy…racist.

Chief Fauxcahontas

Early predictions for shit?

Kool-aid and talking points

Capt. Whackadoodle whining about attack ads

“Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!”

So, hows that whole “equality” thing working out?

Identity politics trump everything

DUer knows “smart people” who think prosperity flows from a smiling bureaucrat

Voto voto temprano, a menudo!

Democrats, purveyors of HOPE®!

This whole “unarmed” meme needs to stop.

Torching Georgia Dems

Begging to win

Apparently we’re back to slavery again?

Bike Nazis

“They’ll lose for not being progressive enough.” Pffft.

Capt. Whackjob McSquirrelsinhispant says Al is smart enough, good enough and doggone it, people like him.

If a plane disappear tomorrow, Ebola?

Neoliberalism…not just for breakfast anymore.

Bless their hearts.

The dildo/interracial marriage/wheelchair nexus.

The thread about voting where Russell Brand gets praised, so that happened.

Millions to study fat lesbians, but Ebola is the GOP’s fault?

“Dewey Beats Truman!”

Dead libertarian is bad for Democrats…oh, and his family too, but mostly Democrats.

Sucks to be you, Monica. See what I did there?

…yeah, heaven forbid the NYT actually report some shred of nonobjective fact.

Does that leopard sandwich come with a pickle?

You’ll never believe that this thread is about…the subject will shock you.

Urban Avoidance Tour 2014!

Uh, how many black Italians do you know?

Theft…it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Chuck Todd – GOP Operative

Putting the cart before the pantsuit

Obligatory “Republicans are racist” thread

Leon Panetta – GOP Operative

Not wanting your shit burned to the ground = racist

Old leftists are the coolest

Will never sound as cool as Generation X, so get over it homie.

Europeans are better at Ebola because teh socialist, yo.

This pic deserves a caption.

Marital problems with Glock family because of guns?

…like a rolling stone or dumb as a rock?

I guess they’re not zazzy.

Charlie Crist…hey, at least he’s not Rick Scott.

So ronery.

Soldier killed herself because she cared too much?

Abortion Barbie – tone deaf

Laughing at a woman who actually excelled in business…classy.

Turnout…where they think they lose.

Focusing on perpetual grievance…not a source of racism, just in case you’re interested.

That thread where defending a gay conservative clashes with DU’s sensibilities.

Reporting facts now equals “attack”.

Don’t blame the plumbing…

Maybe they should have asked for less funding for research on fat lesbians?

Translation; I want my free shit!

A pox on both your houses.

Scorched earth…not a global warming thread.

Police don’t shoot white people…and there are pictures to prove it!

Thought Crime. Did you think it was limited to 1984?

…let’s hope this dude didn’t correct his wife’s resume for grammar and spelling.

And how exactly did the Ferguson shooting have anything to do with Walmart?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…

“Please Mr. Former Air America Loser, tell me what I should think!”

Cunning plan…first we replace the cops…

Aloha Snackbar

That time when Bill Maher made some sense only to f*ck it up later by continuing to talk.

War on Ebola

Comparing apples to white-wall tires.

Colorado governor has gone to pot.

Some on the left think the source of all this Islamonazi violence is because of…the Crusades?

Clean up on the toy aisle.

Patient Zero was turned away because…wait for it…he’s black! C’mon, you know they had to go there sooner or later.

Beware the prayer

Hey, didn’t that dude lose an election to some idiot from Kenya?

How bad is it when you have to get Bill Clinton to beg people not to vote against you?

Democrats tolerate guns for hunting game while Republicans love guns to shoot black people. Yup.

Liberals care about marriage so much they want to comment on someone who they don’t even like.

Michigan State fans are racists…and pro-rape.

…I’m kinda fond of “Ice Ice Baby”.

Black Republicans who criticize white Democrats are racists.

Kinda drafty up in here.

Grannie Pantsuit

Bush’s fault

Beware the heavy hand of government or something

A’stan down

Not following directions = robbed

Morally superior

Real panty dropper right here, folks.

Koch bros. and GOP worse than ISIS/ISIL/IS/Darth Vader/Ebola/Chunky Peanutbutter

…it couldn’t possibly be that no one wanted to listen to this shit.

Thanks for taking all our stuffs, President Boyfriend!

Funny, I just consider it slutastic.

DU grades Prezbo on a curve…a hanging left curve just outside.

DUers ready to be ass-imillated. See what I did there? Sometimes I gigahertz myself.

Obamacare doesn’t care enough.

Translation; how can we exploit Ferguson for political gain.

Reaching out on faith.

Capt. Nutjob McCrazypants whips out an oldie but a goody.

…and he posts positive reviews of himself. Bless his heart.

Republicans hate Hispanics [cough-Ted Cruz wins straw poll-cough]

“Everything is shit! Everything sucks! Send us money or it gets worse!!”

Maher confuses the easily confused

Courting Vagina-Americans as a strategy

Alan Grayson’s on a roll today…and channeling Ricky Bobby.