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Category: “Teh Stoopid”

Antifa Activist Charged With Assault Against Reservists

AnotherPat sends us an update to the Antifa attack on Marines. One of the Antifa activists that attacked Marine Corps reservists has been arrested. Tom Keenan turned himself in to face the music. There are others involved in the attacks, the investigation is still ongoing.

Philadelphia News provides details on their attack:

Investigators say that a group of men and women maced, punched, kicked, and robbed the reservists near Front and Chestnut streets on Saturday, November 17th, around 3:20 p.m., just down the street from the controversial “We the People” rally. The group allegedly called the reservists “Nazis” and “white supremacists.”

These so called “anti-fascists” are on a misguided mission to fight against fascism, using tactics that fascists have actually used in the past to intimidate… Or even silence opposing views. This apparently isn’t Tom Keenan’s first time expressing his views via tantrum:

In 2007, Keenan was arrested as one of the so-called “Love Park 4” after an incident involving a purported Ku Klux Klan rally in the well-known park near City Hall. He was charged with criminal conspiracy, institutional vandalism, resisting arrest, and criminal mischief, among other offenses, and eventually made a plea deal, pleading guilty to one summary offense of disorderly conduct, while all other charges were withdrawn.

You can read more here.

November 29, 2018
Vets ‘outraged’ over hip hop group The Diplomats wearing military jackets, medals, and ribbons | Daily Mail Online

Jim Jones and Cam’ron, who are two members of the four-member group, wore what appeared to be U.S. Navy jackets while singing on stage at the Apollo Theater in Harlem over the weekend.

I don’t think most “Vets” are outraged at this kind of grabasstic nonsense, most probably just think its silly. These wannabe Rap clowns just want to be seen in the news, they could care less how they get there.

Source: Vets ‘outraged’ over hip hop group The Diplomats wearing military jackets, medals, and ribbons | Daily Mail Online

November 28, 2018
Some mornings I just love this site.

I got up at Zero Dark Thirty to finalize this years battle plan for the War on Christmas and some prissy little gay white boy insisted on sending us an early present.

WARNING: THIS TWINKLE TOED LIBTARD USES LANGUAGE THAT MIGHT OFFEND YOU JESUS LOVING ALT RIGHT TUMPTARDS. YOU MIGHT WANT TO PLAY THIS ALONE IN A DARK QUIET PLACE.

I also noticed that Hillary finally confessed to her crimes:

In an interview over the weekend, Hillary Clinton continued to deny any wrongdoing in the various controversies she was involved with during her time as Secretary of State and the 2016 Democratic candidate, claiming her only crime was “stealing the hearts of the American people.”

The interviewer asked Clinton if she was guilty of any of the myriad accusations against her when she admitted to being “100% guilty” of being America’s sweetheart.

“If being an extremely likable person beloved by every true American is a crime, then lock me up!” she said, laughing. “I’m guilty on all counts! Put me away for years! Throw me in the dungeon and toss the key in the garbage!”

She also confessed to lesser crimes of being “a woman of the people” and “extremely relatable.”

“I can’t help it if I’m just really good at connecting with the common man, who may only own two or three modest homes and wear suits worth less than $1,000,” she said. “I’m just that really down-to-earth kind of person, and you can’t blame me for that. It’s just who I am, fam!”

You people need to be more understanding and compassionate. Apparently, you just don’t understand anything. Try to play nice.

November 28, 2018
Was Tear Gas Use at US-Mexico Border a Violation of Conventions on Chemical Weapons?

Sen. Brian Schatz (D., Hawaii) responded to news that Border Patrol used tear gas on people attempting to cross the border illegally by wondering if the use was a violation of the Convention on Chemical Weapons. Schatz has since deleted his tweet.
By Aryssa Damron

The use of tear is gas is not a violation of the convention, which only covers use in warfare and has never been applied to riot control operations. Schatz has since deleted his tweet.

The Conventions on Chemical Weapons, which Schatz referenced, does not prohibit the use of tear gas for “law enforcement including domestic riot control purposes.”

Over the weekend, approximately 500 migrants stormed Mexican blockades in an attempt to enter the United States at the border between Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, California. Border patrol agents used tear gas after some migrants threw rocks and other projectiles

Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen responded in a statement, saying, “[a]s I have continually stated, D.H.S. will not tolerate this type of lawlessness and will not hesitate to shut down ports of entry for security and public safety reasons.”

President Donald Trump tweeted his concerns about the migrants attempting to cross the border, even threatening to close the border permanently.

“Mexico should move the flag waving Migrants, many of whom are stone cold criminals, back to their countries. Do it by plane, do it by bus, do it anyway you want, but they are NOT coming into the U.S.A. We will close the Border permanently if need be. Congress, fund the WALL!” he tweeted on Monday morning

Use of pepper spray and pellets was a rational move to counter the crowd pushing through the barriers and throwing stones. It is used the world over for crowd control because it works, and the effects linger for up to a couple hours. Since laughing boy here has exactly zero idea what he’s talking about, I highly recommend the CBR class that was inflicted on me just prior to GW-I, including a video of the effects of GB (Sarin) on goats and a shot of pepper spray in the face to wrap the evolution up.
More good times.
The article may be viewed in its entirity at The Free Beacon

November 27, 2018
Woman Dives on Ice and Loses

The Sun, woman jumps on ice, by Annabel Murphy

Skyjumper brings us this hilarious article, from The Sun, regarding breaking the ice. No, not the ice breaking events where you get to converse with others. This one involves a practice related to New Year’s/Epiphany celebration.

It’s similar in concept to the “Polar Plunge” in the U.S., where people jump into ice cold waters. The video shows someone using methods inconsistent with how the actual celebration is done. She actually tries to jump though and break the ice… Perhaps to outshine those who do it the traditional way.

It doesn’t work out as planned. In fact, you’d have to watch a cartoon to see something similar. From The Sun website:

The brave swimmer was filmed dive-bombing into the lake in her underwear and landing on the rock-hard ice, leaving her with a broken ankle and a bruised ego.

The above photo is from the same article. You could read more details, and watch the video here.

November 24, 2018
Sock Puppet Alert!

Colt’s “Lawer” Marty has threatened us with a C&D Order. Oddly, his and Colt’s ISP address’ match. The Sock Puppet goodness may be found on thebesig’s Monday Musings post.
Enjoy!
That is all.

November 21, 2018
Blast From the Past; Jerry Foster, the phony Navy Commander, Demented Magician

Jerry Foster, the phony Navy Commander, Demented Magician still likes to prance around as a Navy Commander. The Simi Valley DAV 55 promised that Jerry would behave, however, Jerry still likes to play dress up.

AverageNCO found this guy, Jerry Foster in the news in Simi Valley, California. He calls himself “The Demented Magician” and he entertains in the area with his little magic show. Magic is what his military career was. He claims to have spent 22 years in the Navy, retiring as a Navy Commander because of injuries he claims that he sustained in the Persian Gulf War and again in the war against terror;

Two articles at the Simi Valley Acorn have disappeared from the internet since AverageNCO talked to the journalist about Foster;

Foster put in 22 years, retiring as a commander in 2002 due to injuries he sustained during tours in the Gulf War and Desert Storm. The master EOD (explosive ordnance disposal) technician—a special operations job—has two Purple Hearts: one from a bullet wound and one from a land mine.

“The second one was the one that tore me up. That was a mine that I lost an EOD man to. He was ahead, I was behind,” Foster said. “It tore my legs to pieces.”

During his 22-year military career, Foster served several tours in the Gulf War and Desert Storm, where he earned two Purple Hearts—one from a bullet wound and the other from a land mine explosion—and a number of other medals and commendations.

When a mine check mission went awry in 2002, Foster’s dreams of becoming a naval captain, a position attained after 25 years of service, were shattered.

After spending three months in a coma, the veteran said, he felt lost and had no idea what to do with his life. On top of that, he had PTSD, a mental illness that can be triggered by experiencing a terrifying event like war.

First of all, the Navy EOD Warrior online Memorial doesn’t list any Navy EOD folks killed in 2002.

The National Personnel Records Center disagrees with his version of his career trajectory;

The Navy says that he was an E-5 Hull Technician – “HT’s do the metal work necessary to keep all types of shipboard structures and surfaces in good condition. They also maintain shipboard plumbing and marine sanitation systems, repair small boats, operate and maintain ballast control systems.” Nothing about explosives. His only award was a Good Conduct Medal – no Bronze Stars, no Purple Hearts. I don’t know how he squeezed in three tours of the Gulf War, it only lasted a few weeks – three years after he got out of the Navy. And if you don’t believe his records, he has a certificate for the war against terror;

But then, so does Average NCO’s dog;

The editor of the newspaper that did the articles about him says that Foster admitted that he couldn’t prove any of his narrative, so they pulled the stories. And, in case you’re wondering, The Demented Magician is planning on taking his stolen valor to the grave;

Added 5-16-2016; Foster admitted to DAV that he was deceitful in the wearing of unauthorized awards and rank and he’s promised them that he won’t do it again. He hasn’t admitted it to us, but here;

November 21, 2018
Monday Musings Thread

Here’s a thread for you guys to post random thoughts to start your work week. I’ll get things started…

“They will take their lies to the grave!” We consistently see evidence of this here and elsewhere. Let’s start with a recent example.

Colt Bulot, phony Army Ranger, showed us last week that he never learns from his mistakes. After being called out, again, on his continued embellishment, he doubled down. Never mind that his documentation doesn’t support his claims.

So, Colt Bulot rapidly flipped through the pages of the phony/embellisher playbook. Driven by control and desperation, he ripped a page out and ran with it. The result? His phony medical screening form:

Colt Bulot says:
November 16, 2018 at 1:58 pm

Screw you idiots you want proof? you couldn’t handle the proof but here is my medical graduation from signed by the doc that cleared me after graduating Ranger school. Now suck on it and back the hell off before I have to contact my lawyer again. SSG Colt Bulot, REAL HERO, signing off.

http://files.constantcontact.com/1ba25797701/8ea2a55c-7e1b-49ce-8303-2586568554ef.png.

Where else have we seen manufactured proof before?

Well, after downloading his PDF documentation, I did a “split documents” operation. I pulled the top page into a separate document, then rotated it. His so-called “evidence” actually damaged his claims further.

As many in the community pointed out last week, inconsistencies torpedoed his “proof”.

For example, he dated the form “November 7, 1982”. The medical history form he used; However, was revised effective October, 2018.

Colt Bulot signed the form with a date that existed outside of his military service dates.

Additionally, those in the know pointed out that there were no “medical graduation medical screenings” for Ranger training. If anything, the screening would’ve been done prior to training.

Now, a look at the form itself shows additional discrepancies.

Blocks 1 through 4 show blacked out information. However, the way the blackout is done appears random. Colt Bulot more than likely left most of those blocks blank, and then did the blackout. With no words to guide his actions, they show a “drift”. This should’ve exposed a part of the words being blocked out.

The examination “took place” at the Army Ranger School’s location. As was noted, the screening would’ve taken place at the previous unit. If they required this form, it would’ve been a part of a packet taken to the school, for review by a local surgeon.

Perhaps those that have been through this course could shed more light on this part.

In 1982, the “Xs” would’ve looked different. Although he lists “apply for Ranger school” as the purpose of the examination, it shows his “usual occupation” as “Ranger”.

Onto the “screening” portion.

He chose “yes” for some of the questions. Collectively, they’d have a high chance of disqualifying him from consideration for any “secret squirrel” operations. His screening would’ve risked his being declared “nondeployable”.

The comments section would’ve focused on medical issues. This includes answers to the doctor’s questions not addressed above.

Fitness for a specific duty would’ve been coached in terms of medical readiness. If someone has issues that could potentially impact their performance, and the doctor gives a positive recommendation, he’s potentially putting his/her neck on the chopping block.

If something happened to the person being screened, while at the recommended unit, and it could be traced to one of the “yes” answers, then fingers would be pointing to the doctor. So, the statement about “risks of severe harm” being accepted, is very suspect.

Cult Bulot lists “Apply for Ranger’s school” for the purpose. Yet, the healthcare coordinator states that Colt Bulot completed Army Ranger School at Fort Benning. Which is it?

In reality, if they accepted a previously filled form, the comments would’ve been left blank. Then, after he went through all of the screening, and the doctor was looking at the results of his labs and examination, the doctor would hand write the commentary.

Then, if a recommendation was required, the doctor would provide a recommendation based on the results.

It’s unlikely that he’d recommend “promotion to clandestine operations”. He may not necessarily state whether someone completed a school or not. There’s a good chance that the doctor wouldn’t say that “risks are accepted” given the “yes” responses on this form.

November 19, 2018