This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here

Category: Shitbags

  • Shitbag

    Yeah, that should pretty much cover it……

    Jesse Ventura lawsuit vs. murdered Navy SEAL can move forward, judge says

    Jesse Ventura’s lawsuit against “American Sniper” author Chris Kyle — purportedly the deadliest-ever American servicemen — can proceed with the war hero’s widow as a substitute defendant, a judge has ruled.

    U.S. Magistrate Judge Arthur Boylan reportedly wrote in his decision concerning Ventura’s defamation suit, “(if) a party dies and the claim is not extinguished, the court may order substitution of the proper party.”

  • Chris Munoz, the Blue Falcon

    I’m sure you remember Christopher Munoz, the prospective conscientious objector at Fort Hood who decided that he opposed war ten days before his unit deployed to Afghanistan. NBC does a brief discussion of his case, in which I participated a few weeks back;

    At “This Ain’t Hell, but you can sure see if from here,” a blog by Army combat veterans, Jonn Lilyea wrote in an email to NBC News that he has strong doubts about the sincerity of Munoz’s CO claim.

    “I’ve met some real COs and this guy, Munoz, doesn’t seem to be one of them. It looks more to me that he doesn’t want to be separated from his young family, which is fine, but it’s NOT CO,” wrote Lilyea, who retired from the Army in 1994 after serving in Desert Storm as an infantry platoon sergeant. He lives in West Virginia.

    “Actually, me & most of my readers sympathize with real COs, we can appreciate true religious or philosophical opposition to war. Most of us have been to war and understand the feelings that arise from that experience. But, this Munoz guy hooks up with the anti-war vultures days before he’s scheduled to deploy to make his case,” Lilyea wrote.

    Munoz’ lawyer, James M. Branum tells NBC that Munoz tried to apply for CO while he was at Benning in basic and AIT, but “a higher-ranking soldier” would suggest each time that he wait until he got to Hood to apply. Well, he arrived at Fort Hood in April and didn’t mention it until 10 days before his unit deployed. That sounds odd to me. And who are these “higher-ranking soldiers”? An E-2 platoon guide?

    I’m surprised, but most of the commenters on the NBC article agree with us. But everyone needs to understand that Munoz is doing jail time for his decision. With James M. Branum as his lawyer, that is guaranteed. If he had a speeding ticket and Branum as a lawyer, he’d be doing jail time, because Branum hasn’t had one military client who didn’t go to jail, because Branum is an activist and he needs martyrs rotting in jail cells.

    Oh, yeah, Branum almost had a conscientious objector client not go to jail once, then that client was found to have downloaded child porn to his computer, so Branum helped him to abscond to Fort Hood where he and IVAW hid that soldier. That soldier was later arrested for planning to blow up a restaurant in Killeen – yeah, it was Nasser Abdo. When that happened, Branum fired his client, like he had nothing to do with it, but Branum had everything to do with it – he hid Abdo at Fort Hood in the first place.

    For those of you who are new here, Branum has earned his own category of posts here at TAH because of his history of screwing over troops.

  • Breanna’s supervisor suspected he would spy

    Jihrleah Showman

    Seriously, WT actual F? Former Army Specialist Jihrleah Showman testified at Breanna Manning’s court martial that she suspected he would become a spy and reported that to her supervisors according to the Tribune;

    There were other telltale signs. He complained someone was eavesdropping on his conversations, and “he indicated he was very paranoid,” she said.

    Once, she said, she pointed to the U.S. flag decal on the shoulder of her Army uniform and he responded that “the flag meant nothing to him and that he did not believe himself to have allegiance to this country or its people.” He told her he joined the Army to earn money for college and to learn more about computers, she said.

    […]

    She said she had been awakened and told to report back to the unit to investigate why Manning was still there.

    Once she arrived, they shouted, a table tumbled and he hit her in the face, she said. On the ground, she wrestled him into submission. “He should never had messed with me,” said Showman, who used to play football. “Back then, I had 15-inch biceps.”

    Yeah, and he had a 15-inch waist. I can’t wait to hear how his commander explains why he didn’t do something about Manning.

  • Wittgenfeld’s happy dance

    Dallas Wittgenfeld childish fuck

    I know we haven’t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he’s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we’re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we’re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;

    New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP. Rackspace is infamous as to the “ONE DAY LATE” on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately…. no suck, suck, suck….only BYE BYE…!

    This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. . I’d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) & Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.

    Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we’ve accepted your offer – you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we’ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I’ll be watching my mailbox.

    You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren’t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck’s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.

    I read JAGC’s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say “like everyone else”. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone’s wife/girlfriend/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It’s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he’s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.

  • President Adam Kokesh; letters from Fairfax Jail

    WTTG Fox5 in DC interviewed Adam Kokesh in his Fairfax County, VA jail cell.

    Surprisingly, Kokesh says the drugs found in his house when it was raided the other day weren’t his and, of course he says the drugs were planted by police. I guess he figures that might work against him during his upcoming presidential campaign;

    In an exclusive jailhouse interview, Adam Kokesh denies any connection to the drugs. Here is part of the transcript of that interview with Kokesh: “If they found a stash of magic mushrooms in my house, they were not mine. ANY IDEA WHOSE THEY WERE, OR WHY THEY WERE IN YOUR HOUSE? I’m pretty confident that, whether or not they found anything, the full paper bags that [U.S. Park Police] brought into my house would insure that they had charges to bring against me. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THOSE DRUGS WERE PLANTED? Yes.”

    Kokesh, who has been arrested several times before by U.S. Park Police, says that agency has a “vendetta” against him, but he believes the evidence in the drug case is weak.

    Federal officers have now filed a weapons charge against Kokesh for wielding the shotgun in D.C. on the Fourth of July. Here’s more of the interview: “WAS IT A REAL SHOTGUN AND WERE THEY REAL SHELLS GOING INTO IT? Yes. ON THE VIDEO YOU POSTED? Yes. YOU DID KNOW THAT WAS ILLEGAL IN D.C.? It’s called civil disobedience.”

    Well, people get jailed for “civil disobedience” all of the time, that’s why it’s called disobedience.

  • Greenwald threatens US

    The inventor and most prolific user of sockpuppeting, Glen Greenwald, threatened the US in an interview with Argentinian daily La Nacion by warning that Eddie Snowden, the leaky NSA contractor who is rotting away in a Moscow airport, has some more damaging information on the NSA and the way it gathers information that he’ll release if anything happens to him. From Reuters;

    “Snowden has enough information to cause harm to the U.S. government in a single minute than any other person has ever had.”

    […]

    “The U.S. government should be on its knees every day begging that nothing happen to Snowden, because if something does happen to him, all the information will be revealed and it could be its worst nightmare.”

    From a link to NBC from Ex-PH2;

    [Greenwald] said the “literally thousands of documents” taken by Snowden constitute “basically the instruction manual for how the NSA is built.”

    “In order to take documents with him that proved that what he was saying was true he had to take ones that included very sensitive, detailed blueprints of how the NSA does what they do,” the journalist said Sunday in a Rio de Janeiro hotel room. He said the interview was taking place about four hours after his last interaction with Snowden.

    It sounds to me like we need to lock up Greenwald, too, but, of course, he’d like that. Of course, we can believe Greenwald, because he was the one who fell for the Snowden fantasy about being a Special Forces soldier, so Greenwald is exactly like most other journalists in credibility arena and prone to exaggeration.

  • Munoz avoids deployment to Afghanistan

    The other day, we talked about Christopher Munoz, the fellow who decided during his brief military career that as soon as a deployment loomed large in his future that he opposed war. Well according to the filthy hippies at “Our Lives, Our Rights” Munoz has successfully avoided his duty and Blue Falconed his comrades;

    Despite filing as a Conscientious Objector, PV2 Munoz was still being threatened with deployment by his command. When ordered to report for duty with all of his gear for deployment, PV2 Munoz reported as ordered, but he bravely refused to bring his gear, asserting that any participation conflicted with his conscience. As a result, his chain of command was forced to back down and placed him on rear detachment. He is now no longer deploying to Afghanistan.

    Yeah, his chain of command was “forced to back down” because they realized that this goat-f*ck of a human being wasn’t worth the trouble. Who wants to serve with a Blue Falcon when they don’t have to? I’m sure his crying and whining would have kept awake the soldiers who were actually doing the jobs for which they signed up.

    If you’re wondering what Munoz’ family thinks about his cowardice, that’s his mom photo-bombing his family for the filthy hippies’ propaganda picture;

    munoz-family

    Thanks to Alex for the link.

  • Yuh-huh

    AWOL pussy fake

    I found this douche-nozzle on Facebook this morning, there’s no Gerald Ellsworth in AKO, but if he was indeed AWOL in 2006, there probably wouldn’t be. I don’t know how old the photo is, but he hardly looks old enough to have been in the Army in 2006.

    But, regardless, his right to “NOT participate in this illegal war” kind of ended after he raised his hand and took the oath of enlistment.