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Category: Phony soldiers

  • Sean Baldacchin, aka Sean Hilts was never in the Canadian Airborne Regiment

    Sean Baldacchin, aka Sean Hilts was never in the Canadian Airborne Regiment

    Our Brothers north of the border send us their case on Sean Baldacchin or Sean Hilts as he sometimes likes to be called.

    “I was a member of the reserves from 1988 to 1990 as a Private in the Toronto Scottish Regiment holding qualifications of Infantryman, Machine gunner, and Basic Parachutist.  

    I then joined the regular armed forces serving with the 1st Battalion of the Royal Canadian Regiment (1990 until discharged) with whom I earned the qualification of Basic and Master sniper, Infantry Section Commander and the rank of Master Corporal.    

    During a portion of my service in the armed forces I was attached to 3 Commando of the Canadian Airborne Regiment.  

    My overseas duties did include such tours as Lahr, Germany, Kuwait, Bosnia, Cambodia, Rwanda, Somalia (primarily Mogadishu).  

    I did mention to individuals that during my military service I was presented the opportunity to apply for a position with CISIS but refused.  Although aspects of my military career and overseas duties have been deemed classified I have never been nor had I ever made the claim that I was an undercover sniper for the government.”

    Baldacchin says that he was from an old-school mafia family. He was enlisted into the Canadian Army by his mother, at 15 years of age, to escape a manslaughter conviction. 

    He claimed that were still contracts out on his life so, he had to constantly conduct counter-surveillance drills to stay ahead of the mob! 

    Additionally, (and most amazingly) he has stated:

    • While in Kuwait, his patrol was ambushed by an Iraqi guard but, he managed to escape during transport,
    • In Bosnia with the UN in 1992, he located and excavated a mass grave containing 1000 bodies,
    • Due to a bomb blast in Cambodia, he missed his wedding date and he was married to his partner via satellite by a chaplain on base,
    • His first wife was killed by a drunk driver while he was on exercise in Petawawa. Subsequently, his Chain of Command then forced him to go to Somalia a month later because of the emotional stress he was going through,
    • He served in Mogadishu, Somalia until April 1994 as a member of the Canadian Airborne Regiment. Amazingly, the CAR redeployed to Canada in the Spring of 1993,
    • Completed two tours in Rwanda 1994 and 1995. He witnessed the killing of male children & the assault and rape of mutilated women,
    • On the third tour in Cambodia, he saw his best friend being killed. 

    It turns out that nobody in the Canadian Airborne Regiment ever heard of this guy.  Its comforting to see they frown upon this kind of asshattery as much as we do.  Disgusting claims that he witnessed the killing of male children & the assault and rape of mutilated women just make my ass itch.  

     

     

     

     

     

  • Herb Severson – Phony Combat Wounded

    Herb Severson – Phony Combat Wounded

    The folks at militaryphony.com send us their work on Herbert Roland Severson Jr, who claims he served in the Army for 22 years, was Airborne, a Ranger, was with Special Forces, was with the 75th Regiment, was in Grenada, and was awarded two Purple Hearts.

    When talking with someone about a M67 fragmentation grenade, he recounted his experience with it…

    There were a lot of the same claims reinforced in this thread…

    Then, there is the matter of the two Purple Hearts, you know, as Marine would say “from being in the suck”…


    To be Frank, his Facebook page is littered with claims going back many years.  They’re not hard to find.  We only included a few choice ones here to give you a feel of the experiences he talks about.

    By looking at his military records, you wouldn’t believe it is the same man…

    But the photo kind of confirms it…


    that is, if you squint your eyes and try and apply age progression techniques with his more recent photos…

    So, almost six years and he got out as an E-1.  That didn’t stop his commitment to “defending the constitution” and helping his fellow veterans. He plead guilty to embezzling close to $6,000 from an American Legion Post.

    He did make Sgt (E-5) at one time but shot right to E-1 before getting out.  Probably a Big Army screw up.

    They could not find anything in his military records that supported the claims of 22 years of service, Airborne, Ranger, SF, Grenada and most importantly, no Purple Hearts.

    His motivation to serve his country is so strong that apparently, he’d go back in for the right MOS.

    Try as I may, I couldn’t find a picture of his workbench.  All I know for sure is the man seems to be a few shingles short of a square plus Plumb and Bob must have left his crooked ass a while back.

  • Goofy Bastards, grabasstic clusterphucks that should have been spit out.

    Goofy Bastards, grabasstic clusterphucks that should have been spit out.

    We get all kinds of reports.  There is always that small band of Mental Masturbators who seem to want to do little more than diddle their life away being scumbags.  Here is an example:

    Some people take pride in being Integrity Retarded, they get their kicks by seeing how much of their own flatulence they can huff.  I realize there are women into Pegging and the Cuckold thing and they deserve to have someone to live out their dreams with.  I often wonder if their mothers were loving women that just wanted to be proud of their sons.  Or, maybe this kind of thing is all my fault for supporting their mothers during their donkey show at the hump hump bar.  I once spent a whole roll of quarters to watch one of these ladies drop them one by one into glasses of Tequila while…sorry I digressed.   Anyway,  I would like to apologize if some act of mine had unintended consequences and resulted in the conception of a few moral mongrels.

    This one likes to play some kind of Air Force Kink too.

    I don’t really have much time to play with Spike, but he seems lonely.   The sphincter of service has a Facebook Page if you are so inclined to visit with him.

    In other news of this nature, there are still those who think Jonn gives a phuck what they think about him.  I know Jonn would like me to pass on the fact that it may not be possible for him to give a phuck less about them now that he is dead than he did when he was alive.   I checked the spam folders for someone today,  no living monument could be more satisfying to Jonn than knowing that he is still living large in the heads of those he exposed for what they are.     If a comment or two squeak through that say bad things about Jonn,  smile when you see them…I do.

     

     

     

  • Homeless Veteran Claims couple raised $400,000 for him but they are spending all the money themselves.

    Homeless Veteran Claims couple raised $400,000 for him but they are spending all the money themselves.

     

    They raised $400,000 for a homeless man — who claims they spent it on vacations, casinos and a BMW.

    She was a motorist on Interstate 95 in Philadelphia who found herself stuck on an off-ramp, scared and out of gas.

    He was a homeless veteran who told her to lock her doors, then spent his last $20 on that day in October to bring her a canister of fuel.

    Later she sought to repay the favor, first with cereal bars and warm socks and spare dollars, then with a GoFundMe campaign to raise money so the good Samaritan would not have to sleep under a bridge. Bobbitt, she told anyone who would listen, deserved a fresh start.

    LINK TO YOUTUBE VIDEO

    It seems there are all kinds of parasites and vultures after the money that was donated by well-intentioned people.

    There are accusations of mismanagement and outright theft of the money raised on Bobbitt’s behalf. The GoFundMe cash, Bobbitt suspected, had been squandered on vacations, a luxury car and more than one addiction. And this weekend, the threat of litigation loomed.

    Last fall, McClure said, the plan was to get Bobbitt a house and his dream truck, a 1999 Ford Ranger. Bobbitt also planned to donate money to people and organizations that had helped him as he struggled with homelessness.

    In reality, things weren’t that rosy. Instead of a house, McClure and D’Amico got Bobbitt a camper, which they kept in their names and parked on land owned by D’Amico’s family, according to news reports. They bought him a television, a laptop and two cellphones, food and clothing — and a used SUV that was soon broken-down and idle.

    What he didn’t get, though, was any type of ownership over the money raised on his behalf. He met briefly with a financial adviser, but there was never any lawyer or any trust, according to Philadelphia CBS affiliate WTVR. D’Amico said he kept $200,000 — what remained after buying the camper and the SUV and other expenses — in a savings account that he would gladly turn over to Bobbitt once he kicked an addiction to opioids and managed to hold down a job.

    The Homeless Veteran now has a Lawyer-ish person involved…I assume at no charge because a Lawyer-ish person would not take money that was donated to a homeless veteran, would he?  It does seem a bit odd for the two do-gooders to be lollygagging around the country in a new BMW all of a sudden.

    I will tell you what I really find annoying, my ass began to itch the second I saw this story and the guy claimed to be a Homeless Veteran.  You all know what a trusting kinda guy I am…so I did a little research of my own.  Search as I may for any evidence he was actually in the military…I have come up with nuttin so far.   Our investigation is not complete yet, but since this story has already turned septic I thought what the hell.   I keep getting these kinda things in every database I have looked into so far.  They all say he has no service thus far, but I will hold our final judgment until we get the FOIA back from NPRC.

    I honestly wonder if reporters actually do any research on what they report these days.  What are the odds this turns into a case where a faux homeless guy who claims to be a veteran and is neither gets swindled by  a couple posing as do-gooders with a GoFundMe account and it all has to be straightened out by a shyster or two who will burn up most of what is left of the money answering phone calls and doing press interviews.    Let’s hope all these people turn out to be completely legit but it ain’t looking so good at the moment.

    I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP GIVING MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE VETERANS

    Link to full article

  • James Jeenou Thao – Phony Soldier

    James Jeenou Thao – Phony Soldier

    Military Phony sends us their work on James Jeenou Thao, who also goes by Jee Nou Thao, and who claims to be a U.S. Army veteran of Afghanistan.

    James recently won a pageant and was crowned “Mr. Hmong Royalty.”  The title came with hours of community service and James was given $1500 in award money.

    Here is the video of the pageant’s Round Two, which was in English.  For any of you that understand Hmong, there are other rounds where he may have made other claims, but it was clear in the English version that he said he served for six years in the U.S. Army which included a tour in Afghanistan. (start at 3:05)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I8DHWsj7Eg

    Someone reached out to him and he said he was with the 38th Engineer Company in Afghanistan in 2012.

    Well, the U.S. Army could find no record of Thao’s military service.

    I wonder how the veterans feel that he checked up on every 22nd of the month?

    I wonder how the contest administrators would feel about that $1500?

    I wonder how the poor chap would feel that came in second place?

    Thao should probably still do community service as part of his role as Mr. Hmong Royalty, but perhaps that service should be working directly with veterans.

    I can’t think of a better case to test and see if Wisconsin is serious about their newly minted Stolen Valor Law.

     

  • Justin Paisley, Phony Marine Veteran

    Justin Paisley, Phony Marine Veteran

    The investigators over at militaryphony.com have published their findings on Justin Aaron Paisley.   It seems there are some discrepancies between what he leads people to believe and what the investigators have found.

    I am a 20 year former Marine Corps MP K9 Handler, Gunnery Sgt.  My family has always been active in military and law enforcement and I have spent the better half of my life here in Colorado.  Now that military life is done, my mission is to use my training to teach humans how to have positve, respectful, loving relationships with their canines.  I have five dogs, a Belgian Malinois retired SSD bomb dog, a black Schnauzer, EDD drug detection dog, two yellow Labs and a Coyote/German Shepard mix, he’s the crazy one!  My education was obtained through the Military as well as Civil, and consists of what is known as NADO, (National Association for Dog Obedience) which covers the only independent certifying body for Professional Dog trainers and Canine Behavior Consultants.

    We followed one of the links and  found this as well:

    Hello, Justin here! Those of you who know me are already aware of my K9 background, endless love of dogs, and my mission to help as many Pet Parents and their dogs communicate as possible. For those of you who don’t, here is a little bit about my background. I am a 20 year retired Marine Corp Veteran. I served as a Military Police officer with the specialty of “5812”, which is a K-9 Handler. I am college degreed in Human as well as Animal Psychology. I served four tours in Iraq and parts of Afganistan using our beloved dogs to search for explosives and apprehend the individuals responsible. I am a POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT dog trainer. Please take the time to view my Website. I have several more references listed there as well.

    He has a bunch of USMC bling.

    Some of his claims are a bit disturbing.

     

    Unfortunately, the Marine Corps says, “Who?”.

    You can view their entire case HERE

    https://nextdoor.com/pages/elite-k9-dynamics-parker-co/

    https://www.facebook.com/Parker.Dogtraining/

    http://www.elitek9dynamics.com/

  • Poser Pups, Ya just knew it would come to this.

    Poser Pups, Ya just knew it would come to this.

    Any day now I will be getting an email from somewhere out there saying that there is this Dog in Ipschwitz that is claiming fake Valor.  We deal with so many posers you know there is some doggie being pranced around Lowes dressed up as a War Hero.

    Military Times reports “they”, the Canine Corps, will soon have an award of their own.

    “If we as a nation can strap a Kevlar vest on Cairo and send him on a mission with SEAL Team 6, or we can deploy dogs like Kira or Khrusty or Rudy to dangerous regions around the world, then I think they deserve more than treats and a pat on the head,”

    I can hardly wait until we do our first Doggie FOIA.  “He was just a pup during Fallujah and records show he never deployed outside of the United States.  He spent the entire  war with a group of bitches sniffing drugs. ”

    The Horror of it all.

     

     

  • Today is National Purple Heart Day

    Today is National Purple Heart Day.  Please visit the Military Order of the Purple Heart.

    During the American Revolutionary War, the Badge for Military Merit decorated six known soldiers. Purple Heart Day on August 7 commemorates the creation of the oldest American military decoration for military merit, the Purple Heart and honors the men and women who are of the Military Order of the Purple Heart.

    Created by General George Washington in 1782 to be presented to soldiers for “any singularly meritorious action”, the decoration was a purple, heart-shaped piece of silk bound with a thin edge of silver and the word Merit embroidered in silver across the face.

    It is unknown who designed the Badge of Merit. It is also unknown how many soldiers may have received the honor symbolizing the courage and devotion of an American Patriot. According to The Badge of Military Merit by Professor Ray Raymond, The “Book of Merit” where the names of possible recipients and their deeds were recorded has long been missing. According to the Badge of Military Merit by Professor Ray Raymond,

    Until Washington’s 200th birthday, the Purple Heart remained a Revolutionary War footnote. Through the efforts of General Douglas MacArthur, the U.S. War Department created the Order of the Purple Heart. Today the medal bears a bust of George Washington and his coat of arms.

    I know most of you are posting some kind of recognition of this hallowed day in your social media pages.  Just because we are who we are here, I thought it would be worth mentioning no sacred military honor goes by without being leached upon by those who embellish and dishonor their service.

    Got a Purple Heart? Scientology wants to exploit you

    SCIENTOLOGY FOUNDER L. RON HUBBARD’S FAKE PURPLE HEARTS AND BRONZE STAR!

    We have received numerous reports that these loons are having an event this year as well,  I will not post a link as it will only increase their google presence.

    Much respect to those who have actually received the Purple Heart in defense of our nation.