Category: General Whackos

  • Vulture arrested for espionage in Saudi Arabia

    Well, maybe he wasn’t arrested formally, but the Saudis seem to think he’s a Mossad agent;

    Saudi Arabian security forces have captured a vulture that was carrying a global positioning satellite (GPS) transmitter and a ring etched with the words “Tel Aviv University.” They suspect the bird of spying for Israel, Maariv-NRG reported Tuesday. The GPS and ring were connected to the bird as part of an long-term project by Israeli scientists that follows vultures’ location and altitude for research purposes.

    The arrest of the vulture – whose identification code is R65 – comes several weeks after an Egyptian official voiced the suspicion that a shark that attacked tourists off the Sinai shore was also acting on behalf of Mossad. The incidents may reflect a growing irrational hysteria among Arabs surrounding Israel’s military prowess and the efficacy of its intelligence services, possibly fueled by the Stuxnet virus’ success..

    The shark story had the added humor of the shark being killed by a drunk Serb who fell on the fish – that story was as true as the Mossad aspect.

    I guess that Gordon Duff has frightened the Arabs so badly that they see a Mossad agent behind every date tree these days.

  • Duff discovers Wikipedia is written by people with opinions

    Yes, Gordon Duff discovered this weekend that Wikipedia is what everyone else on the planet knew it was – an encyclopedia written by regular old people online. So he jumps off the deep end, calls it another Mossad plot and bans references to the website;

    Evidence is now clear. Wikpedia, the vast online encyclopedia used as a reference source by amateur and professional scholars, journalists and researchers of all kinds is now proven to be subject to a massive assault by the government of Israel. Hundreds of Wikipedia editors are being recruited and trained each week, tasked by the Israeli government with instilling open “Zionist” bias in even the most innocent areas, not just news, but personal biographies and, especially history.

    Veterans Today, with great sadness and reluctance, is now forced to ban all Wikipedia content from the site, under the assumption that such content is adversarial to the security of the United States and its military forces.

    So, the Israelis are planning to take over the US using Wikipedia as a weapon? I don’t think that will happen since the rest of the civilized world has known about Wikipedia since it’s inception and no one uses a single search (on the internet!) for research. Everytime I use Wikipedia, I go in assuming it’s wrong – because most of the entries are written by someone with an agenda. It’s only good for dates and names and external links.

    But, we all know Gordon needed something to take a shot at the Joos today.

  • Why ROTC shouldn’t be on campus

    OK, the clown-monkey, Colman McCarthy, who wrote this Washington Post commentary is also director of the Center for Teaching Peace in Washington, DC. Here’s a quotation from one of his lectures so you can judge the dimness of his bulb;

    Hitler could have been waited out. He might have been overthrown by his own government. Who knows? To have 50 million people killed: Hitler would have died within 10 years no matter what he did.

    So it’s really not surprising that he opposes an educated military force. But here’s how an anti-intellectual conversation with him goes;

    During our discussion, he took modest pride at having raised more than a billion dollars for Notre Dame, and expressed similar feelings about the university’s ROTC program. More than 700 student-cadets were in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines. Few universities, public or private, had a larger percentage of students in uniform then. The school could have been renamed Fort Hesburgh.

    When I suggested that Notre Dame’s hosting of ROTC was a large negative among the school’s many positives, Hesburgh disagreed. Notre Dame was a model of patriotism, he said, by training future officers who were churchgoers, who had taken courses in ethics, and who loved God and country. Notre Dame’s ROTC program was a way to “Christianize the military,” he stated firmly.

    I asked if he actually believed there could be a Christian method of slaughtering people in combat, or a Christian way of firebombing cities, or a way to kill civilians in the name of Jesus. Did he think that if enough Notre Dame graduates became soldiers that the military would eventually embrace Christ’s teaching of loving one’s enemies?

    The interview quickly slid downhill.

    Of course, the military has nothing to do with turning our cheek, nor does it have anything to do loving our enemies…well, besides hastening their departure from this life to one in which they can answer for their behavior in this life.

    Since the freedom to worship how we please is one of the reasons that countless colonial-era immigrants came here before we were a nation a strong military defends that right from foreign enemies who’d like to force their religion on us. Even the dimwitted McCarthy should find something to be grateful for that we have a strong military, a military that counts devout Catholics in it’s ranks.

    Of course, McCarthy goes on to tell us how much he supports and admires the troops and ROTC Cadets, but of course, he can’t keep a straight face;

    At Notre Dame, on that 1989 visit and several following, I learned that the ROTC academics were laughably weak. They were softie courses. The many students I interviewed were candid about their reasons for signing up: free tuition and monthly stipends, plus the guarantee of a job in the military after college. With some exceptions, they were mainly from families that couldn’t afford ever-rising college tabs.

    ROTC and its warrior ethic taint the intellectual purity of a school, if by purity we mean trying to rise above the foul idea that nations can kill and destroy their way to peace.

    Yeah, well, we can’t “Peace Studies” our way to peace, either, numbskull. You need to peddle that shit to our enemies.

    More from Moe Lane. Thanks to Zedchek for the link.

  • Scott Ritter still looking for WMDs among teenage girls

    Adirondack Patriot sent us a link to a Pennsylvania newspaper which reports that Scott Ritter is still trolling the internet. It’s no wonder that he couldn’t find WMDs in Iraq – he can’t tell the difference between teenage girls and middle-aged police officers;

    Ritter, 49, of Delmar, N.Y., was accused in November 2009 of contacting what he thought was a 15-year-old girl in an Internet chat room in February 2009 and starting a sexual conversation. In reality, Ritter was talking to an undercover Barrett Township police officer posing as a 15-year-old girl to catch men soliciting sex from minors.

    Other charges against Ritter, including indecent exposure, have been dismissed, and he now faces only a charge of unlawful contact with a minor.

    The recently unsealed records involve two 2001 incidents in Albany County, N.Y., in which Ritter showed up for meetings with what he thought were teenage girls he had met in online chat rooms. As is the case in Monroe County, those “girls” turned out to be undercover police.

    That’s three times he’s been busted for the same thing, using the same method. Isn’t that the definition of insanity?

  • Maine teen proposes bill to stop Westboro

    Zach Parker, a teen from Maine got mad at the Westboro “Baptist” Church fags, mad enough to try and do something about them;

    The student is working on a plan to propose federal legislation to ban all protests at military funerals. Three federal laws and laws in at least 40 states, including Maine, limit protests near military funerals, but they do not prevent them. The U.S. Supreme Court has heard arguments against the church’s actions and is expected to rule on it next year.

    Parker has contacted U.S. Sen. Susan Collins and U.S. Rep. Mike Michaud, who have agreed to listen to the idea, according to spokesmen in their offices.He also has drawn attention from Westboro Baptist Church, which in a Dec. 21 e-mail stated its intent to picket Parker’s Jan. 5 history class presentation on the proposed legislation.

    I know he’s probably doomed from the beginning, but hey, he’s done more than you and I have done.

    Parker said he has heard the First Amendment arguments, but said the Westboro Baptist Church’s actions are harassing hate speech, which is not protected by the Constitution.

    According to [Shirley] Phelps-Roper, Parker cannot stop them with his proposed legislation. The existing limits have done little to sway the church’s efforts.

    I wish him all the luck in the world, but it’s a tough fight against evil.

  • Crybabies and apologists

    I’ve been watching with some measure of humor the antics of New Yorkers and their mayor this week. Apparently, crybaby New Yorkers “woke up two days straight to an unplowed street outside my frontdoor,” said city Public Advocate Bill de Blasio. “This is not business as usual, and frustration is mounting.”” Oh, my goodness…two days? Imagine how distraught Mr. deBlasio would have been ig he’d lived across the State in Redwood, NY in January 1998 when we went without passable streets and electricity for 16 days.

    Perhaps more humorous is Mayor Bloomberg who is alternately telling New Yorkers that he has everything under control and not to expect the government to do much for New Yorkers;

    “We cannot do everything all the time and we are doing the best we can. I think that this city has pulled together. I don’t think that we should sit around and think the end of the world is here. We cannot be every place at all times but, if you look around, the people behind me are the best in this country to lead this city and to provide the services we need. We won’t get to everybody every time. We will make mistakes. But we have to continue plugging ahead. Yelling about it and complaining doesn’t help.”

    The problem is not that government “can’t do everything all of the time”, though that’s why we pay them. Government can’t really do much of anything correctly. In fact, aren’t we usually surprised when we get our driver license on time, or they don’t screw up our property taxes?

    After hurricane Katrina, I’m surprised that there are still people who depend on any level of their government for anything. Government is the reason I have guns stashed all over my house. I know they won’t protect me from criminals, so it’s up to me. I have a snowblower because I can’t depend on them to clear my street.

    In fact, I think that’s why most former military members are conservative because we’ve seen up close how incompetent the government can be.

  • Duff: The FBI is plotting terror against us

    Yeah, just when you think Duff has reached the limits of nuttiness, he goes one more step. Now he’s trying to convince us that the reason those FBI stings work so well is because they’re actual FBI plots against the American people. His proof? A video by a guy with an Irish accent…an Irishman would never lie to us.

    The facts are simple, once you become free of the disease that decades of lies have drummed into your subconscious. Osama bin Laden worked for the CIA and died in 2001. He was never involved in 9/11. There is no such thing as Al Qaeda. There are no terrorists in Afghanistan, never were. There was no bunker complex at Tora Bora and no training camps in Afghanistan. Has anyone seen a photo of one? Google. See what comes up.

    Simple facts. How can you ignore them?

    The American public has been conditioned just as Goebbel’s conditioned the Germans. Jews in America now vote for candidates that have always been anti-Semites and closet Nazis. Working people vote for candidates that send their jobs overseas. Gun owners vote for candidates that overturn their own rights to own guns. Americans have voted themselves into endless war, a police state they all hate and a corrupt political system they despise.

    I don’t think there’s net big enough to cover all of the craziness in Duff and drag him off to the loony bin.

  • Give him an inch….

    Our favorite moron in the DADT discussion, Dan Choi, wote in the Huffington Post on Saturday;

    I intend to rejoin the military and serve in any capacity I can be of best use. I intend to marry and have a family of my own. We are living in a truly historic moment where we can enjoy the rewards of our efforts. We stand on the shoulders of many who have come before us, from Air Force Technical Sergeant Leonard Matlovich to our present day heroes. We owe it to them to continue fighting. Our loudness does not distract but enhances the fight. Our direct action puts wind in the sails of lobbyists and political elites who do our bidding on the inside. We are one team with one goal: Equality in our lifetime. I do not intend to waver or retreat in pursuit of this new life purpose and mission, and neither should any American who loves justice.

    Yeah, we don’t want you, Dan. Not because of what you put in who, but because you have no idea what military service is. You can’t behave like an officer – no officer I ever followed was ever chained to the White House fence. No officer I know was ever tempted to make demands of the President;

    President Obama, you are not off the hook. The compromise bill passed today puts the moral imperative squarely on your desk. Sign an executive order instituting a full non-discrimination policy throughout the military. If you do not, if you drag your feet and politicize this with your theoretical calculations as you have these past two years, you will be guilty of abetting those who loudly proclaim homophobia from their platforms and pulpits. Provide them no shelter or safe haven. Institute justice now.

    There’s no place for your antics in the military. You’re in the place you need to be now…among the civilian social justice warriors who bark at the moon making impossible demands like erasing some imagined bigotry. Dan Choi, if you think you were mistreated before wait until you meet your next platoon sergeant. And it will have nothing to do with your sexual orientation and everything to do with the fact that you have no leadership traits. It will have everything to do with the importance that you place on what’s in your pants rather than what’s in your head.