Category: Feel Good Stories

Our first story this morning comes from Bonny Lake, Washington where a middle aged man encountered a 20-something man breaking into his house. The younger fellow pulled out his firearm, but the older gentleman was faster on the draw and shot the criminal in the leg. The youngster will have a difficult time trying to keep away from his new friends at the gray Bar Hotel.

Back in March, in Cleveland, Ohio, a homeowner found two burglars in his home. The off-duty security guard DRT’d one of the pair. The other pleaded guilty to causing the death of his partner yesterday. Cleveland is a little safer tonight.

In Covert Township, Michigan, the relative of a homeowner got into a brief gun fight with three armed home invaders, then the relative chased them down and captured one just as the police arrived on the scene. The other two headed for their getaway car, but the police got to it first, so the two scurried off into the woods. It looks like no one was injured in the shoot out.

In Wareham, Massachsetts, John Peckham took an unloaded shotgun to his home invasion, so when the male occupants of the home he invaded wrestled the gun away from him, he gave up control of the weapon and scurried away, but since the residents knew him, he was scooped up soon afterwards.

Marine_7002 sends us link about a fellow in Pontiac, Michigan who tried to beat some love into his ex-girlfriend, but she wasn’t exactly receptive to the idea since she had suffered his love taps the night before. She pulled out her legal 9mm handgun and shot up her house to drive him out. Her heart was in the right place, but her training was lacking. At least she didn’t get her ass beat again. Maybe he’ll find true love in the Oakland County Jail, his new home.

This morning we start in Noblesville, Indiana, Peyton K. Tonning was found by a homeowner sitting in the homeowner’s car. Peyton threatened the homeowner with a gun and then un-assed the AO with the homeowner in hot pursuit. An altercation ensued and the homeowner disarmed young Tonning and proceeded to miss him with every shot. That’s why you should always have your own gun with you. Tonning is cooling his heels in the local hoosegow.

In Houston, Texas, a fellow witnessed two guys mug another guy in a parking lot and interceded in his beating with a handgun. The two carjackers sped away in their ill-gotten booty, but only got a few blocks before abandoning the car. Police are looking for the two, one of whom left some blood behind as DNA evidence.

In Wichita, Kansas, a 16-year-old is in serious condition after he was shot by a mean old homeowner who ventilated him when the youngster broke into a home. His three pals are in the wind.

In Harris County, Texas where some fellows trying to turn their lives around were interrupted in their endeavors by the greedy homeowner who shot through the door they were trying to break down. One of the three is DRT (dead right there) and the other two are in the wind.

After seeing the number of these criminals who get shot in Harris County, Texas, they should seek another occupation. Seriously. Or relocate.

In Lawton, Oklahoma, it looks like a fellow tried to rob two other fellows in the parking lot outside of a restaurant, but one of the victims shot him in the face instead. When are these victims going to properly assume their role?

In Palm Beach County, Florida, late last month, a man and his girlfriend returned to their home to find Devon Webb and Tremayne Hatcher in their house. The woman saw something in their hands and used her own gun to drill them. Her boyfriend took her gun and followed Webb and Hatcher as they scurried away to Hatcher’s girlfriend’s house nearby.

When the police showed up they followed the blood trail to the girlfriend’s home where they found Thatcher’s body. Yesterday, Webb was charged with his murder. So good feelz all around.

In Big Pine Key, Florida, one fellow went to another fellow’s home to accuse him of boinking the first man’s wife. She was inside the house at the time, with her parents. There was an altercation and the homeowner pulled out his Glock and made the first guy DRT.

In Palm Beach County, Florida, back in July, two fellows from the Zoe Family Mafia social club posed as food delivery guys at one residence. The Homeowner saw the second fellow get out of the car with a rifle, while he was talking with the first guy so he rushed his family to the back of the house and the two left.

Two weeks later, the homeowner saw his lights on in the house when he returned home, so he went to investigate and found his pitbull shot to death. He pulled out his 1911 Springfield (in .45 ACP) and DRT’d one of the intruders and rang the bell of the other. The survivor is charged with the other fellow’s murder. When Mr Homeowner checked the Facebook pages of those two, he saw they were friends with the two who had tried to rob him a few weeks earlier, so the police rolled up on them, too.For those keeping count, that’s one DRT, one in the hospital and two more in jail. All in all, a good day’s work.

In Port Arthur, Texas an off-duty police officer was relaxing at home when a fellow tried to turn his life around with a hammer through the officer’s window. The officer found the gentleman on his porch and drilled him. MC Hammer is currently at the hospital waiting for his room to be made over at the Gray Bar Hotel.

In Cleveland, Ohio, a man, we’ll call him Don Juan, forced his way into the house of his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s house. After the old boyfriend was wooing her by destroy items in the home and choking the object of his undying love, the new boyfriend got his handgun out and drilled Don Juan until he was DRT (dead right there).

In St Louis, Missouri, a fellow, after threatening an ex-girlfriend over the phone, went to her home to cash in on the sweet, sweet lovin’ his threats would inspire, was met at the door by the new boyfriend. When the old boyfriend made a gesture like he was reaching for a gun behind his back, the new boyfriend rung his bell and Old Boyfriend was DRT.

In San Antonio, Texas, a private security guard saw a youngster innocently breaking into cars. When the youngster hopped in one of the cars and tried to use the vehicle as a weapon against the guard, the guard shot the fellow. He was DRT.

In Carter County, Kentucky, 75-year-old Robert Hamm was taking a mid-morning nap when he awoke to the sounds of someone rummaging through his stuff. He found Larry Lee Thompson, who Hamm had known since Thompson was born, loaded down with Hamm’s tools. Hamm brought his rifle to bear on the youngster and made him lay on the floor until police arrived. The article quotes Hamm; “I wanted to shoot him really bad,” Hamm said. “I really wanted to shoot him.” But then he didn’t need to shoot him, so…..

Jon the Mechanic starts out the morning for us with a story from Lincoln, Nebraska where a security guard was pumping gas into his car while a robbery was taking place inside the convenience store. When he went to pay, he saw the drama unfolding and pulled his own gun. The two criminals took off like their asses were on fire, but the guard snagged Lekeyata Johnchelle Wood before she could make her escape and held her until police arrived. They’re still looking for her accomplice.

Marine_7002 sends us one that happened in Detroit, Michigan where a motorist was pumping air into his tires when an enterprising youngster saw an opportunity to take the motorist’s car. After giving the greeting of the day “I’ll kill you”, the youngster jumped into the car and started motoring away when the owner of the car pulled out his handgun and fired it at the fellow. It startled him so badly, that he crashed into a pole, then he grabbed a tire-iron and attempted to chase the victim, but the victim didn’t run, so the perp did an about face and un-assed the AO. The police found blood at the scene, so he may have been shot, but not well enough.

CK sends us one from Phoenix, Arizona about a man in his sixties who warned a youngster several times to stop climbing in his window that the teen broke. The teen wouldn’t stop so the homeowner plugged him. First responders found him nearby and took him to the hospital in extremely critical condition.

In Reynoldsburg, Ohio, 18-year-old Joshua K. Collins and his pal forced their way into a home where they met a relative of the homeowner, a single mother, who engaged in a gun fight with the pair. Collins was DRT (dead right there) but his pal escaped. The relative of the homeowner has already been released from the hospital.

In Jackson, Mississippi, another burglar’s career came to an end when the residents rudely shot him while he was engaged in his profession. He’s in the hospital.

In East Selma, Alabama, a pastor is being praised for his quick thinking when he tackled and disarmed a man in his church after the man wounded his baby and baby-momma. The pastor was also wounded.

Javon Brookes Langston of Aberdeen, Maryland, was found DRT in an Edgewood home after him and several pals forced their way in to the home and the homeowner ventilated him – his pals un-assed the AO and the homeowner is unharmed.

Jabatam sends us a story from Indianapolis, Indiana about 27-year-old Anthony Talley who tried to rob a 75-year-old woman in her office. when Talley pointed his weapon at her, her husband appeared and shot him multiple times, including one round to his noggin. Apparently, he’s in critical condition at the hospital, but the police have been able to close several warrants they had for possession of his ass.

Finally, Jill, Marine_7002 and Thomas send us a story from Warren, Michigan where a 43-year-old man tried to turn his life around with the proceeds from a bank withdrawal – at the point of his gun. He turned from the teller with his bag of money and pointed his gun at a customer who happened to have a license to carry a concealed weapon. He shot the fellow in both arms and his leg. The police found the bank robber lying in the street outside the bank screaming for help. Now he’s in the hospital until the police find a room for him at the Gray Bar Hotel.