Category: Feel Good Stories

We begin in Laton, California this morning where a homeowner encountered two fellows who were raiding his garage of tools. While he was on the phone with police, the homeowner ordered the pair to drop the tools they were carrying to their truck. Mr Homeowner thought that he saw a gun, so he opened fire on the getaway vehicle, shooting the unoccupied vehicle several times. The thieves dropped to the ground and surrendered until police arrived.

In Kansas City, Missouri, an armed robber at a local convenience store told the clerk to not act like a hero. the clerk ignored him and sent some poorly aimed lead in his direction. it doesn’t look like anyone was injured, but the thief let the store unencumbered with booty.

In Luther, Oklahoma, Jonathan Buzzard had his house looted four times in the past. On Sunday, he drove past the house that he uses for storage and saw Tyler Muck looting his house once again. So he confronted the thief who jumped in his car and drove it at Buzzard who fired his weapon into the ground. The thieves stopped the car and begged Buzzard not to call the police, but he did any way while holding Muck and his associates at gunpoint. Now Muck is mucking up his cell.

In Amarillo, Texas, a homeowner caught two fellows stealing from his garage. When he confronted them, one of the pair charged him whereupon the homeowner shot him. He tried to hold them until the police arrived, but they both un-assed the AO. The police caught up with the wounded thief who gave up the identity of his buddy who is also in custody.

In Dayton, Ohio, a person was shot during a reported burglary. Police aren’t saying whether the injured person was the burglar or the resident, but we can hope can’t we?

In Reno, Nevada, homeowners were awakened by the sound of someone breaking into their house. They held the burglar at knife point until he began to resist, then they beat the snot out of him until the police arrived.

In Pinch, West Virginia, a pharmacist was forced to shoot a prospective thief in the chest when the man pulled a gun out and pointed it at the staff. The thief was DOT (dead over there) at the hospital, despite efforts of the pharmacy employees to keep him alive.

In Cincinnati, Ohio, a gas station owner grazed the torso of an armed thief with his own firearm when the fellow tried to stick him up. The wounded crook flagged down the local constabulary for some medical attention.

A woman in Belmeade, Texas stopped Andre Dawson from stealing another woman’s purse in a Walmart parking lot by sending some lead in his direction. Dawson tripped and fell, avoiding the gun fire, but he was tackled by a group of men and held for the police. The police want to talk to the gunslinger, she walked away from the scene.

A jewelry store owner in Jacksonville, Florida shot and killed an armed thief after suffering his own wound. The thief was declared DOT (dead over there) at the hospital. The owner’s wound was not life-threatening.

In “Now, that’s a knoife” news, a convenience store clerk in Worcester, Massachusetts thwarted a robbery of his store when a thief tried to rob him using a machete. The clerk pulled out a larger machete and the thief un-assed the AO.

We begin our journey this morning in Marine, Illinois where a homeowner heard someone trying to break into his home through the backdoor. The homeowner, being an American, armed himself and shot the intruder in the chest. Police arrived and found the injured fellow outside of the house where he belonged and sent him to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries. I’m thinking the homeowner needs a larger caliber weapon.

In Crockett County, Tennessee, two thieves kicked in a homeowner’s back door and began firing as soon as they entered the house. they were surprised by the answering gunfire and a gun battle ensued ending when one of the pair was injured. They left the residence, but the gun shot wound made it easy for the police to identify the suspects.

In Wichita Falls, Texas, one gunman learned that robbing a gun store is a bad idea. Two thieves forced their way into a gun store and began to exchange gunfire with the owner. One of them was injured in the exchange, as well as the owner, the other un-assed the AO. The injured men were taken to the hospital and police are still looking for the uninjured accomplice. The gun store owner is in stable condition after a few hours of surgery.

In Brooksville, Florida, the police found Shaquaille Delaine in the hospital with a gunshot wound. He claimed that someone had tried to rob him and he had escaped but got wounded in the process. Further investigation revealed that young Shaquaille had actually tried to rob someone else in another county and he received a bullet in his leg for his trouble. Now he’s facing a charge of filing a false report along with the armed robbery charge.

In Albuquerque, New Mexico, George and Rebecca Kennedy (described in the article as “elderly”) encountered Aaron Lujan loading their things into a car. George tried to dissuade Aaron, but he continued loading their stuff into the car. The Kennedys went into their home and armed themselves and came back out then held the youngster at gunpoint until police arrived. Lujan told police that he’d just been released from the county jail on Wednesday and that the car he was loading up was stolen, too.

Back in 2013, in Cleveland, Ohio, Herman Jennings and his pal Waymone Williams tried to rob a woman and a man on the street. Unfortunately for them, the man was armed and killed poor Waymone after Waymoe assaulted the guy. The other day, Jennings was sentenced to life in Prison for the murder of his pal in conjunction with the assault. He’ll be eligible for parole in 35 years, though.

We’ll start off this morning with a story from Albuquerque, New Mexico where two fellows robbed a Sprint cell phone store. As they were making their getaway, one of the thieves, we’ll just call him Mr. Blue Falcon, accidentally shot his accomplice. The wounded thief was found by the police in a near-by business, but Mr Blue Falcon is still in the wind.

In Houston, Texas, an apartment resident was injured in a shoot-out with intruders. He was shot in the leg, but successfully repelled the home invasion. The health of the two thieves is unknown.

AW1Ed sends us our first story this morning from Forth Worth, Texas. A woman was dragged into an apartment by someone looking for love, but she got all stabby about it and put the poor fellow in the hospital until the police can arrange longer term accommodations for him.

In Oley Township, Pennsylvania, where a homeowner was awakened by three armed men. The homeowner got to his own gun and shot two of the burglars. They were dropped off at the hospital by their two accomplices who are still in the wind.

In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the exact same thing happened with the same results. Two more are in the hospital after a homeowner ventilated them.

In Orlando, Florida, a resident stabbed two of three criminals who forced their way into his home and assauted him. One was DRT (dead right there), another is in the hospital and the third is in the wind.

Kevin sends us a story from Victoria, Texas where a convenience store owner ran off a thief with an umbrella ass-whipping.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma police are still trying to sort out the scene they found at a home there. One man was DRT (dead right there) on the porch while another showed up at the hospital. From the article, it looks like a home owner didn’t roll over for a couple of invaders.

In Kansas City, Missouri, a man entered a convenience store with robbery on his mind. When he drew his weapon, the clerk drew his own gun, when the thief turned and aimed his weapon at the clerk on his way out the door, the clerk fired first and he believes that he struck the thief, although police haven’t found him yet.

This morning we start with a story from Columbus, Ohio, two fellows broke into a home without asking permission, so the homeowner shot both of them. They un-assed the AO, one hitching a ride in an “amber-lance” while the other walked to the hospital. Neither have life-threatening injuries, until, you know, they meet their new roomies.

In Lawton, Oklahoma, a homeowner shot a man in the leg when the thief tried to enter his home. Again, the wound wasn’t life threatening.

In Atlanta, Georgia, a homeowner awoke to the sound of someone stealing his truck, so he sent a little gunfire in the fellow’s direction which dissuaded the thief. He got a ride to the hospital from a friend who happened to be nearby. There’s no word on the wounded fellow’s condition.

Zhytamyr sends us a link to a story from St Louis, Missouri, where three contractors were working on a water line when they were approached by two armed men who demanded their wallets. The first two contractors gave up their goods, the third said his wallet was in the truck. While the gunman kept him covered, the contractor turned around and ventilated him with the gun he had stowed in the truck. The bad guy was DRT (dead right there).