Category: Pointless blather

  • Ron Paul campaign sputters forward

    Last month on April 15th, the Ron Paul spoke to supporters about the evils of “The Empire” and bathed in admiration and rock star treatment, but from his tone it sounded as if the campaign had ended. He signed autographs and shook hands with moon-eyed fans to cheers of “Run, Ron, Run”. Although he’s never pulled in more than two percent in any state primary before the other Republicans quit running, his fans still think he has a chance to win the election.

    The Washington Post today announces that “Paul Campaign Never Ended, Spokeman Says“;

    Rep. Ron Paul (R-Tex.) told supporters in early March, through a Web video, that he knew he was no longer in the running for the presidency, and aides said his campaign would be “winding down.” But it turns out Paul never stopped running for president.

    “He put out a video in which he said victory in the conventional sense was not available to us, but there was still much the campaign could try to accomplish,” Ron Paul 2008 spokesman Jesse Benton said yesterday. “People in the press reported that as him dropping out when he was not dropping out.”

    Paul’s campaign has shrunk from a high of more than 150 staffers before Super Tuesday on Feb. 5 to around 15, according to Benton, and his record-breaking Internet fundraising operation has turned off its online ticker. But with more than $4 million in cash on hand, his campaign says there is no good reason to stop.

    He is still racking up votes, for one thing, having garnered 16 percent of the vote in Pennsylvania’s Republican primary on April 22. And his supporters are still active at the grass-roots level: GOP officials abruptly canceled the Nevada state convention when it became clear that Paul’s backers outnumbered those for McCain and stood ready to take control of the delegate process.

    Paul’s campaign hopes to turn such support into upward of 50 delegates for the party’s national convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul in September, where he is gunning for a speaking slot.

    Now, I wonder why Ron Paul would lead his voters on like he does. I guess it couldn’t be related to his book which began shipping from Amazon at number one, could it? Or the fact that money still pours into his campaign fund? Ron Paul supporters are the first to say that all politicians are money-grubbing charlatans…I wonder why they think that Ron Paul is any different and why they think they’re not being played like a cheap violin.

    Warning: This is not written to spark a discussion on foreign policy, the CFR, the Fed, or any other boogeyman of the Ron Paul crowd. If you want to explain to the rest of us why you still fund and support a doomed campaign, I welcome the comments. If you want to discuss all of those other things, please go to The Sniper and have that discussion with Thus Spake Ortner.

  • Sorry, we had a hiccup (Updated)

    I think I got it.

    I can’t afford those expensive hamsters like Charles at Little Green Footballs has powering his blog – all I have is rubberbands and paperclips.

    Ooops, it happened again this morning. It doesn’t look like it’s me, though.

  • Martial bling

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    I read this at The Sniper, who got it from Curt at Flopping Aces who had the guts to read the LA Times in which some gumball named Mathew DeBord criticizes General Petreaus for wearing too many medals and badges.

    That’s a lot of martial bling, especially for an officer who hadn’t seen combat until five years ago. Unfortunately, brazen preening and “ribbon creep” among the Army’s modern-day upper crust have trumped the time-honored military virtues of humility, duty and personal reserve.

    Think about any of the generals you’ve seen in recent years — Norman Schwarzkopf, Barry McCaffrey, Wesley Clark (all now retired) and others — and the image you’ll conjure no doubt includes a chest full of shimmering decorations. In Petraeus’ case, most of them don’t represent actual military action as much as they do the general’s devotion to the institution of the U.S. Army and vice versa. According to an annotated photograph produced by the Times of London last year, the majority of ribbons on Petraeus’ impressive “rack” were earned for various flavors of distinguished service. As brave as he may be and as meritorious in general, is all that ostentation the best way to present the situation in Iraq to an increasingly war-skeptical public?

    Let me tell you, you smoldering ignorant turd, why the good General wears all of that stuff; because he earned it – and because somewhere there’s a sergeant major who knows he earned it and will verbally stomp a mud hole in the good general’s behind if he doesn’t see the general wearing each and every one of those badges and medals.

    There’s an Army Regulation that says he should wear them all – it’s called an AR 670-1 “Wear and Appearance of Army Uniform and Insignia”. Everything has a special place on the uniform – but I wouldn’t expect some half-witted goofball who can only find a job at the LA Times to know that, or bother even doing a Google search for some basic information.

    Which badges should he remove, DeBord? The Ranger Tab he got for 9 weeks of functioning as a combat leader under the most miserable conditions the Army can inflict? Or maybe his Master Parachutist wings? Maybe the German Parachutist wings? Or maybe all of the other stuff he earned and your stupid civilian ass couldn’t accomplish in a lifetime?

    If this what criticism of the war has come down to, maybe it’s time for all ya’all civilians to just leave the country. You’re really starting to grate on the rest of us’ nerves. No. Really.

  • On Prejudice

    I am not a racist, sexist, bigot. I hate everyone equally on an individual basis, as my default position. Until you prove yourself to be worth liking, I don’t like you. No one can tell a good person from a bad one at sight and trying to is foolish, encouraging others to is asinine. I’m a white guy and there are white people I cannot friggin’ stand, but, at the same time, there are blacks, hispanics and asians that I gladly embrace as brothers. Judging people by their appearance is just about the stupidest thing there is. I’ve always liked the line from Martin Luther King Jr’s “I have a dream speech” about judging people not by the color of their skin, but, by the content of their character, because that is the ONLY correct way to judge people. How so many people have such a hard time grasping this simple concept baffles me.

  • So what?

    OK, Spitzer’s gone (on Monday) – that’s all we needed was to get rid of the hypocrit and now we can move on. Well, apparently not. Now that our bloodhound media has discovered pictures, websites and My Space links (provided by bloggers, I’m sure) we’re bombarded on every website, every print media, every news program with this girl’s picture. Why?

    On top of that, Tuesday we were treated to “expert” guests in legitimate news media like Heidi Fleiss who does an interview with Newsweek and Fox News. Newsweek for pete’s sake!

    The local Fox station here in DC interviewed the “DC Madam” you can see the worthless interview here with the lead in; “The “DC Madam” Deborah Palfrey weighed in, spilling the insider secrets in a Fox 5 Exclusive. Fox 5’s Tom Fitzgerald has details.” So?

    Was she in the room with Spitzer and this slut (yes, dear, you’re a slut – you may feel like a star right now – but you’re a slut, just like Heidi Fleiss and Deborah Palfrey)? What possible information could she have that sheds light on the case? Why are we subjected to this regurgitation of old news – and recycling of old (skanky) newsmakers? Because Drudge told us it’s important? How dare the media try to act like bloggers?

    I saw her picture yesterday – although she’s a comely lass, she ain’t worth $4300 and a governorship (and possibly a marriage and fatherhood). I don’t think I’d pay $50 for four hours and give up my job for her.

    The only interest I had in the whole dust up was that we wipe that smarmy smile off of Spitzer’s mug. Having accomplished that, I think we’re done here.

  • Blackface is OK, if you’re a liberal

    Liberal and drug addict Robert Downey Jr appears in the forthcoming movie, Tropic Thunder, as a Black guy. Wow…

    Just imagine if a conservative actor, and a few do exist, did this. The howls of outrage and racism would shake the Hollywood sign.

  • The Oscars are BORING

    The Oscars, Sunday were the lowest rated ever. Gee, maybe, because they are BORING. They always have been boring, they try to spice them up with “witty” hosts but, no amount of Billy, Whoopi or Steve can change the fact that the show is too long, there are too many awards no one outside the business gives two craps about. That so many have watched every year for so long has always amazed me.

  • Another STUPID Idea from the UN (Your tax dollars at work)

    Bugs! The United Nations thinks everyone should eat BUGS. Why are we funding this thing again?

    To quote Pulp Fiction: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherf’r Yes, I know some cultures eat bugs. Some cultures in the past have eaten each other, neither appeals to me.