Caption Contest

Bring your A game people, because Demophilus came out with a good one right out of the chute:

Thus, with one Tweeted picture, began the sad saga of the downfall of Congressman Arthur Blueballs.

Comments

13 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Claymore

    “Bongo resisted calls from his colleges to step down as Alpha primate, saying that he was instead going to seek counselling for exposing his nads to the public.”

  2. Doc Bailey

    “Congressman Lemur was found with a prostitute when asked about why he said ‘look how blue my balls are, you KNOW I haven’t gotten any’ and went on to claim that because his wife is ugly, he was ‘seeking treatment’ for his condition”

  3. RobD

    “I just know I left my real birth certificate around here somewhere”

  4. FXCOfire

    stain on a blue dress?!?.. looked what she REALLY left me with.

  5. Thats the last time Hillary and I have sex at 3 Mile Island….wait it WAS Hillary right?

  6. Adirondack Patriot

    And as he again assumes the front leaning rest position, one can clearly observe the physical effect that 12 weeks of boot camp training has had on Marine Recruit Simian.

  7. melony

    Slow Newsday, huh TSO?

  8. A Balrog of Morgoth

    Does this color make me look gay?

  9. FXCOfire

    @ AP- good one
    @ BofM- DADT is still in affect so that may be an innappropriate request

  10. Cltcdrgn

    Unretouched photo of Rep Weiner released by the Congressman’s wife, tells the true story.

  11. Doc Bailey

    “While Praying Achmed clearly displayed the downside to being an insurgent.”

  12. JonP

    You don’t like the Obamacare that I rammed through? Kiss these America.

  13. Candi Staton

    May God Bless
    The day I ever met you
    And I hope it will not go
    Unnoticed how my heart
    Just throbs for just more
    Precious moment with you

    Darling, darling
    Where is the day that you said
    You’d never leave me
    Who in the world would ever know
    What you do to relieve me?

    I’m so blue
    I’m so blue without you