Bullgoose Keith Roberts; phony SF

Keith Roberts 2

This fellow, Keith Roberts, was sent to us by the good folks at Green Beret Posers Exposed. he used to go by the Facebook handle, Bullgoose Roberts, but for some reason he scrubbed that profile and renamed himself Beano Jones. Of course, he claims to be Special Forces;

Roberts team

Roberts AB hat

Roberts ranger tab also

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He also claims that he was in Afghanistan;

Roberts afghan t-shirt

Yeah, no, the National Personnel Records Center disagrees;

Keith Roberts FOIA

Keith Roberts Assignments

Keith Roberts training

Three years as an artilleryman and 5 years in the Reserves. Not even Airborne training.

Comments

42 responses to “Bullgoose Keith Roberts; phony SF”

  1. Sandman

    Classic case of a wannabe, when confronted he ran like a little bitch!,,,,,,BTW,,,,,FIRST!

  2. The Other Whitey

    “BullGOOSE”

    Seriously?

    1. Ncat

      At least he had the good sense to rename himself Beano. Naming yourself after an anti-gas medication will earn you some serious street cred.

      1. Hack Stone

        Can I change my screen name to Pepto Bismal?

        1. Ncat

          Sure, Hack! And I’ll be Extra Strength Gas-X!

    2. Mick

      It should be “BullSHIT”.

    3. Green Thumb

      Yeah.

      I bet this maggot’s two-hole is nicknamed “Bullgoose”.

      Just like that other turd on here a while – “Whispers”

      Assclown.

  3. Bobo

    The probability that someone is SF is inversely proportional to the amount of SF crap that they wear.

    Of all the SOCOM types that I know, the only real tell is the occasional SF Association plates.

  4. B Woodman

    And he lives, where? Info just so that the SF people confront him and teach him the error of his ways, ya’know.
    (and what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall when that happens)

    1. Claw

      Facebook says Las Vegas, cause you know that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

  5. jarhead

    Next time he tries to hide by changing his name, maybe he should try…..BullShitWinkle.

    1. Hack Stone

      Hey Rocky, watch me pull a fabricated military career out of my ass.

      1. HMC Ret

        Maybe he subscribes to the Acme Kit Of The Month Club. Last month’s kit was a Presto Secret Squirrel Special Forces Military Career.

        He actually had an honorable career but chose to dishonor himself. He did what most don’t: He Served. Now, until the end of time, the first seen Google post will be this foolishness. Welcome to stardom, dingus.

      2. AGAIN!? That trick never works…

        1. Hack Stone

          Wrong Kevlar.

    2. Perry Gaskill

      Careful, jarhead. Let’s not trash talk Moose and Sqvirrel. It’s like asking Mr. Peabody to fetch a stick or something. Way out of line…

      1. jarhead

        Damn Perry, thanks for reminding me. Must have forgotten Mr. Peabody’s knack for cracking knuckles as if he had been a nun teaching unruly students.

        1. Dustoff

          Ever wonder why Sherman looks like everyone’s mental pictorial of a 2nd Lt?

  6. Silentium Est Aureum

    Another corn fed crinkleneck dropped into the pond to spawn.

  7. Ex-PH2

    Bullgoose? Oh, right – he must have read ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ and picked up on that bull goose looney moniker.

    So he was in Oklahoma, then Germany, and then Loosyanna. Well, that sure don’t look like Afghan-esstan to me!

    I guess I cain’t read them there furrin’ languages any more.

    What a dork!!!

    1. thebesig

      I wonder if Bullgoose Keith Roberts aka Keith Allen Roberts, was mentored by Robert Keith English? 🙄

      http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=61036

  8. A Proud Infidel®™

    Another crotch-sniffing creampuff of a moldy monkeyshit that thinks he looks like a Knight in shining armor when he really looks like QueEfErS*SLUUUURRP!*41 wearing tinfoil.

  9. Michael

    I’m an E5 13F in the Guard. Am I special forces too? Sweet. I can see it now. Ball cap and bumper sticker shops here I come.

    1. Martinjmpr

      Don’t forget the leather biker vest.

      1. Green Thumb

        I can only imagine that The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is taking notice.

        Another turd to “backfill” Philo’s depleted legions.

        Phildo and the boys WILL ride again!!

  10. Tony180a

    What a shit stain! Note to posers, wearing shit like that singles you out for a little SPECIAL treatment for SPECIAL people.

    1. Mick

      The only thing that he’s missing is the leather vest covered in Stolen Valor poser bling.

      1. Tony180a

        Mick, he’s got to have one!!

  11. 20thEB67

    Fuck this guy. POS

  12. 1610desig

    “Beano” must be quite a hit in bed with his lady friend….A billowing Dutch oven all night long….sexy

  13. 2/17 Air Cav

    He put the boom in the boom-boom. Not enough. He just had to go elsewhere. Had to play dress-up. So, now, instead of being proud to be just a member of a small percentage of honorably discharged Veterans among the general population, he’s an asshole. Congrats.

  14. Sparks

    Since he’s claiming Special Forces, I’m sure he’s sporting a CIB. So fuck him, up down and sideways.

    Put more simply…he’s a dick in cunt’s clothing.

    1. Green Thumb

      CIB in his case would be more along the lines of “Cock In Back”.

      1. NormanS

        Is that what we get when ID Sarc hits HRC?

  15. Bill M

    Under Awards and Decs – Army Lapel Button? Gotta be legit.

  16. HMCS(FMF) ret.

    Dude looks like he’s cocked his fair share of “meat cannons” in his lifetime.

    Took a fucking dysentery crap all over his service…

  17. Green Thumb

    This dude is truly the living definition of “Queef”.

  18. ex-OS2

    Cocksucker.

  19. Skippy

    Enjoy your forever Google fame..
    Attention Whore…. you’ve earned it..
    Decent uneventful reserve record for crying out loud
    WTF !!!!
    LOSER !!!!!

  20. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    Is a Bull Goose like a Bull Dyke?

  21. OldManchu

    Why does his head cock to the right like that? Hours and hours behind a long range rifle scope I guess.

  22. Steven Henry lang

    This sight is all bulls hit and Don listen to these ass holes their all comiting lible and 2ill be sewed for it stay true brother..