Believe it or not, the woman in the above picture, Bobbi Ann Finley, has married at least 14 members of the military and given birth to nine of their children and she has absconded with their bank accounts. That’s her latest husband, Zachary House who is on the run with her these days. According to Fox5, the Oregon woman is in the midst of a bad-check crime spree on the West Coast;
From March 11 through March 30, deputies said the couple wrote thousands of dollars in checks with insufficient funds at locations including Cabela’s, Safeway and Bi-Mart. Investigators said they appear to be purchasing items to be used for camping and surviving in rural or remote areas.
The purchases started in western Oregon, moved through Oregon coastal towns and into Colorado and Oklahoma. Their last recorded purchase was on March 30 at Atwoods Ranch and Home in Checotah, OK.
Deputies said the suspects are believed to be driving a 2005 Cadillac Escalade with Oregon plates “535BWP” that was purchased in Salem. Investigators said the purchase was made from a dealership with a $1,500 down payment using the same checking account to defraud all the other businesses.
The folks at Fox5 say that she has been at this for a while and that they busted her once in 2010;
“I tried to make it on my own, but I did it the wrong way,” Finley said in 2010. “I did hurt some people, but I was hurt in the long run also.”
One victim told FOX 12 in 2010 about his marriage to Finley.
“She made me believe she was the woman of my dreams,” he said. “She’s definitely smart, charming, beautiful, witty and a very convincing liar.”
Yeah, she’s f***in’ gorgeous, bud. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
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95 responses to “Bobbi Ann Finley; Military Mistress”
After thirty years in the military, I’m almost never surprised where Joe will put his junk. Almost.
They didn’t call them “Bremelos” for nothing.
Once heard of a guy with an uncontrollable urge to put his into the pickle slicer at the restaurant where he worked. One day he went ahead and did it.
Boss came in, saw what was going on, and fired him on the spot.
He fired the pickle slicer immediately afterwards. (smile)
http://instantrimshot.com
I am am going to bookmark that link.
Yep.
This hoochie reminds me of the chow ladies on Sand Hill.
Haha. I thought the same exact thing. She must have caught these guys just as they redeployed and still had their deployment goggles on.
This “Hootchie” is a stupid woman who dosnt care about any of her children… she gave me up along with all of her other children and if she comes near me she is going back to prison.
They don’t call her a BMW for nothing! (Big Military Wife)!
Oregon.
Bi-Mart.
Cadillac.
This is just too coincidental.
Add:
Making false statements to LEO
No show at court
…and…
The Rustling Bush
Great minds think alike…I literally just submitted the link to this story.
Looks notwithstanding, my guess is that she is a master manipulator and probably quite skilled in the womanly arts (those that don’t require a gym membership obviously). I’m also pretty sure she isn’t exactly nabbing the “high-speed, low-drag” sort of soldiers.
For some it doesn’t take much. During my Navy days as an instructor we used to take 18 year olds on navigation training flights into Cubi. Every damn time they fell in love withe the first woman the came across (pun intended) in ‘Po City. I had to spend the entire return trip trying to explain why marrying this person would not be a good idea and probably not in their best interest. That got old really fast!
“navigation training flights”
Heh, haven’t heard that one for a few years. Thanks!
Predators are very skilled at their craft – not every psychopath is good looking. But the manipulative skills are very effective nonetheless. Her looks indicate (to me anyway…) that her other skills (manipulation and\or the “womanly arts” as named by Carlton above…) are world-class. If she looked like a model, she would probably be scamming the Hollywood or DC elite, instead of trolling the barracks for desperate Joes with beer goggles on.
That is why you need to ensure that your beer goggles have a valid calibration sticker.
Here is a link to an article which includes a picture of one of her “victims.” The picture reinforces my last estimation of her metodology as previously shared.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281583/Bobbi-Ann-Finley-married-11-servicemen-stole-money.html
Damn, what a name… Shane Cheeseman! With a name like that I think I would have kept my mouth shut about the whole thing and faded quietly into oblivion. LOL
9 of the “victims” who actually weren’t too ashamed to show their faces…oh, brother
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/B8whOU-7QG4/mqdefault.jpg
Holy hell! What in dog’s name is THAT!!!
I’m now nauseous. That’s what I get for eating Jelly Beans for breakfast and then looking at that!
Well, at least if you get really sick, what comes out will be quite colorful!
Unattended labrador retriever puppy and my wife’s stash of crayons for her classroom left in a bag on the floor. I’ll let you figure out the outcome.
I hope you’re talking a “technicolor yawn” vice the other possibility. (smile)
Unicorn Poop.
😀 😀 😀
Post of the Day!
Um, ChipNASA . . . I don’t think the result would exactly be “Skittles”. (smile)
Aren’t crayons based on beef tallow?
Not to mention, dogs are mostly colorblind anyway, so as far as he know, here are a bunch of little snacky things, the color didn’t mean anything to him, so why not eat them?
Combine one young Airman, Skittles, large quantities of alcohol and a C-130 in August and it looked like Walt Disney exploded in the plane.
And one pissed off loadmaster, I am sure, who made him clean it all up 😉
Either way, I’m sure the C-130 smelled better AFTERWARDS.
You guys have said things about cement blocks looking good because they have holes.
It was difficult to believe anyone could be that desperate to get off.
Now, I believe you.
I will never be skeptical about your stories again… well, maybe not ‘never’, but mostly ‘not’.
Holy crap.
M’Lady, you can’t even imagine the half of it….
PH2, back in the day we called that honey a true triple-bagger: one bag for her, one bag for you and one for your dog so he wouldn’t be ashamed of you in the morning.
If you had no dog the third bag doubled either on her or you just in case one broke.
A real dobbler.
AKA “coyote ugly”.
I had a buddy on float who admitted that he took a grapefruit from mess duty poked a hole in it than ran hot water over it. He said it wasnt too bad until the citric acid started burning his pee-hole.
I havent eaten Grapefruit since 1981. Now you know why.
Guys will do anything with a hole and a heartbeat. Actually thew heartbeat is optional.
I bet that was one . . . interesting day at sick call the next morning. (smile)
Local boy. Knot hole in a rotted tree stump. Fire ant bed in base of rotted tree stump.
Only the ambulance crew and the ER personnel know the rest of the story.
Yep, we guys would f**k the crack of dawn if we could catch it.
Reminds me of something I once heard or read: “I’m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out when it gets here!”
You guys think it’s just humans that do that? Hah! We raised Hampshire sheep when I was a little kid. The ram couldn’t get enough ewe time, so he found himself a spot in one of the stalls.
Much later, when I was in college, I ran a little boarding stable to pay my horse’s keep and one of the boarders was a recently-gelded stud pony who got himself into an affair with a tree stump.
I reckon if the cops hang out around Denni-boi’s house long enough they’ll catch her…
Um, one of her ex’es is last name Cheeseman, no shit.
I concur with your prediction. She is getting closer and closer to Cheveliar World Headquarters. I bet she is MESNA.
Compared to the members of the DRC, a 7 lb block of cheese is MENSA.
Control + F “depentapotamus” = Not Found.
Here you guys and gals go.
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/spew alert.
That last one was just. Fucking. WRONG.
I thought it was kinda’ funny, but then I’m not a Marine.
I’m not sure ‘dependapotamus’ does this one justice. We need to come up with another term. I suggest ‘ultima dependa’. Anyone got any better ideas?
Seems to me there’s already a word for someone who sells sex for money. Or, more precisely, two words – one for each gender.
Not gonna lie, “Ultima dependa” sounds like a latin taxological name for the dependapotamus.
I did heed the spew alert. Then I clicked on the last image file.
Oh. My. God.
I don’t think dependapotamus is the correct word for Ms. Bobbi Ann.
More like ‘codpiece clamp’ – won’t let go until you fork it over, then robs you blind.
She has NINE children? I hope they’ve had their shots.
Damn!!!! I should have read the spew alert…
There are certainly moments where one doesn’t always make the best choices when it comes to companionship of the opposite sex variety. Usually one sobers up and quickly moves on….you don’t marry the questionable choices and open up your bank account to them.
What the hell are they teaching these men?
Doesn’t appear to take much to get this hog on the hook…a bag of fritos and some Dunkin and I suspect one is good to go as it were. Throw in some felony fraud charges and wow talk about your life changing events.
“What the hell are they teaching these men?”
Apparently they are no longer teaching how to chew one’s arm off and GTFO. Damn liberals.
We used to call them “Buffarillas” and they hung out at the “E” Clubs a lot back in the day…
We just called them fat, ugly, slugs when they showed up at Ft. Bliss’s All-Grader’s club.
We called them Tundra Wookies.
Always willing to make an appearance on Fat Chick Appreciation Night.
Whenever we do have that beer summit, I will entertain you all with the stories of my next door neighbors in base housing while stationed in 29 Palms. Fat Randy was an overweight terminal LCpl in his early twenties. His lovely bride was Fat Linda, a disgusting piece of flesh in her late forties with a couple of snot nosed bastards that had no concerns about damaging other people’s property.
“What the hell are they teaching these men?”
Well, VOV, like the warden said: “Some men, you just can’t reach.”
THE SCRIPT FROM PLATOON:
GARDNER: Hey Chris, I ever show you a picture of Lucy Jean?
CHRIS: (not to be bothered)No …
Gardner shows him his girl. She’s real dog u-g-l-y, and what makes it worse is Gardner’s put the standard photo of Raquel Welch alongside it, tits and all. But he misses the irony of it.
GARDNER:(admiring) Yeah she’s the one all right … that’s Lucy Jean. She’s a-waiting for me.
CHRIS:(nodding) Yeah she’s real pretty, you’re a lucky man, Gardner …
dependapottamus
sofa bison
add your own
Swamp Donkey.
Ditch Pig, 1 ea.
Bremelo, Bangorilla, Grotapotamus, Idahog…
Codpiece lamprey
Tundra Wookie.
The most dangerous game
I dare you…
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http://iconosquare.com/p/950854421434419666_1417973409
http://iconosquare.com/p/880501704557956479_324119962
http://iconosquare.com/p/928854168331932227_1718076075
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/spew alert
That spew alert needs to be BEFORE the picture links. My god sir.
That third one is SO MUCH the truth!!
Tell me again why soldiers drink?
Maybe she is the real reason that Sir WalksaLot took off.
He wasn’t trying to report to a GO, he had an uncontrollable urge to get back to the states to Bobbi Ann.
That perfumed aroma of day old pizza and Krispy Kreme can be mighty alluring at times, especially when you fit right into her pattern of “Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum.”
I would rather drag my balls across a mile of broken glass before I would permit my unit to get with 10 feet of her misery hole!
Order up. One Stallion to sick-bay STAT.
I heard rumor that she’s SO nasty, it’s only a matter of time until the CDC names a new strain of VD after her!
Used to have a buddy in the old 327th from Oklahoma who was a short, lean as a rail, bowlegged cowboy whose daddy was a rich oilman, and that boy dearly loved fat chicks, fatter the better.
I simply never understood it, but then there’s that old truism that there’s someone for everyone.
BEGIN: *spew alert*
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Speaking of Dependabottomus…this one makes KLC…wife of The Rotund Ranger…look desirable by comparison.
Have these walking braindead breeders never heard of condoms?
The LAST thing those creatures want is birth control. They’re as bad as welfare breeders, they see having yet another Serviceman’s kid as yet another 18 year meal ticket.
I do believe a few years ago they did an episode of “Who the bleep did I marry” about this woman.
She’s an outstanding specimen of what I refer to as a “Professional Spouse” if you knowhiutimean!
It may aid in comprehension to know that she regularly used the story that she was the daughter of a brigadier general who was due a large inheritance. Alas, she needed to be married to inherit.
These guys are dumb in more than one way.
Can’t see the whole video but the still from it in the story looks like her right boob is growing out of her shoulder. Wtf?
Nasty !!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aNjYlgwBN0
She was caught and released. See here: http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/crime/2015/04/15/military-mistress-let-go/25817763/
Wow, in possession of a stolen car, but released because “they were not suspected of any local crimes”?
Bobo, Marion County, AL, is very rural and is on the MS-AL border – about 75 mi or so NW of Birmingham.
Can’t say I’ve been too impressed with some of the local LE I’ve seen over the years in rural AL. Let’s just say the phrase “not the sharpest tool in the shed” comes to mind for some of them.
I’m familiar with that area. I used to spend a lot of time driving just south of there going between GA and MS. It looks like they were stopped in Mobile County, though, which has a little more urban area than Marion Co.
Damn – I misread the “Marion County” reference in the article as being where the stop occurred. Yeah, Mobile County is considerably more urban.
Apparently Mobile County LE has its share of . . . “All Stars” too. But you think ANY cop who pulled over someone in a stolen car would take them down to the station and check APBs/national advisories related to the car and the individuals first before releasing them.
The article says she’s been married to 14 men so far.
Those are 14 men whose brains are missing. Not even in their govt-issued shorts. Probably born without them.
And the local po-po let these two go, even though they were driving a stolen car. Well, maybe she hit on one of the polease peeps and the response was ‘get those two out of my county’.
But what do I know?
14? That’s 6 more than Blobfish the cheeseslayer!
Local law prohibits hunting wild boar weighing more than 375 lbs. Hence the “catch and release” policy for such swine.
Harpooned is more like it.