Author: TSO

Is the first thing you notice the CIB cake or my wife’s boobs?

Sorry for all the jackass non-political, non-military posts, I swear I will get back to our bread and butter soon. Plan on doing a story about our honeymoon at some point, but thought you might enjoy this video as well. Fast forward to 9 minutes, and this is where we were:

Also (no doubt) a TAH enthusiast:

Yes, I shouldn’t be blogging before my wedding, well, rust never sleeps or something like that.

So what has me fired up enough to write this post? Well, the story about the Muslim GI who wants out on a CO. Now, the first article I read I was totally down with him. As I have said before, I don’t have any grave issues with COs, and believe that some, like Logan Laituri, come by that honestly. They have a crisis of faith and can’t go on. Let’s be honest, no one wants a trigger puller next to them who can’t pull a trigger.

Well, Fox has a follow on story that is rather lengthy, that at first blush I disagreed with the Muslim group saying this guy should basically be hung by his short and curlies.

An American Muslim organization is asking the U.S. Army to deny a Muslim soldier’s request for conscientious objector status, accusing him of treason and urging the military to punish him to the full extent of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

Pfc. Naser Abdo, a 20-year-old infantryman who joined the Army one year ago, filed for conscientious objector status in June, saying his faith and the military don’t mix. “As a Muslim, we stand against injustice, we stand against discrimination, and I feel it’s my duty as an individual to do this,” Abdo told FoxNews.com

It goes on in this vein (vain?) for quite a while, and I was still down with this cat trying to get out. Then I saw this:

Abdo’s attorney, James Branum, says if Abdo’s claim is denied, he can re-file with new evidence, seek to take the matter to a federal civilian court, refuse to deploy or drop the matter altogether. He acknowledged that Abdo could go to jail if he refuses to obey orders to deploy.

“We’re trying to avoid that kind of showdown,” Branum told FoxNews.com. “At this moment, Abdo is in a place where he’s not going to violate his conscience.”

Now, not to put too fine a point on this, but BULL SHIT. No one hires Branum who isn’t trying to make a political point. First off, as I have stated previously, a CO application is not a legal mechanism. It’s not a legal proceeding. You don’t need a lawyer.

If this douchetool hired Branum he is ever a complete fahkin idiot, or he’s full of shit. I’m betting on the latter.

No more of this….

And no more crazy all night parties with midget trannies and loud ukulele music….

And all my stuff? This is her immediate post-honeymoon plans….

Please feel free to offer congrats and consolations in the comments. There will be like 10 bloggers at my wedding, so fairly certain you’ll get an update from someone. I think the plans to have Tankerbabe and Boston Maggie wrestle in the jello tub is what will truly draw in the horde of millions. Hopefully the Sniper will only be the ref and not join them.

Sayeth dicksmith:

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-KY) will be speaking tomorrow before the American Legion Convention (color me surprised) in an address that will criticize the Commander-in-Chief without any sense of irony….

There are legitimate points of criticism for the current policy in Afghanistan. We’ve articulated many of them here. But on this subject, John Boehner has no credibility and should really just keep his mouth shut. Funny though, his nonsensical ramblings on a subject of which he has no authority will find an audience with the American Legion.

Hey dipshit, Pelosi is speaking too. Right now I am watching Gate speak. Last night I talked to the Dem Chairman of the Vets Affairs Committee, Bob Filner as he checked into my hotel. Sec’y Shinseki is speaking later today or tomorrow. The Legion invited Obama.

So how about you check where that rifle is pointed before squeezing off a round moron.

Sorry about all the jackassery type posts, but I am burnt out on just about everything else, and I may or may not be clinically insane.

None-the-less, I give you:  SHARKTOPUS

SHARKTOPUS – Premieres Saturday, September 25, at 9PM – Research scientist (Eric Roberts/The Dark Knight, Heroes) and his brilliant daughter develop a secret military weapon – a hybrid shark/octopus that can be controlled by electrical implants. But when the controls break down, the monster goes on a killing rampage at the resort beaches of Mexico. With a trailer that has gone wildly viral over the last month, Sharktopus is one of Syfy Saturday’s most anticipated movies of the year. Sharktopus is produced by Roger Corman and Julie Corman, and directed by Declan O’Brien (Wrong Turn 3, Cyclops, Monster Ark, Rock Monster).

I concur with S6R:
How could it fail? No chance. This is the Citizen Kane of shark-octopus hybrid movies.

Not sure how I missed this, but she did about as good as I expected her to do.