Author: TSO

RESULTS:
WEST: Forwalt def. DeCare: 74-26
WEST: Church def. Davis: 55-45
NORTH: Chevalier def. Gimbl: 77-23
NORTH: Korfhage def. Kleyla: 55-45
SOUTH: Visconi def. Lawler: 81-19
SOUTH: Rahn def. Banks: 58-42
EAST: Bernath def. Stern: 90-10
EAST: Colyer Def. Yetman: 55-45

WEST REGIONAL

1) Nate Fornwalt, Lemonade Stand Stealing Phony, Embellisher

CLAIM: Wounded veteran with numerous purple hearts, Marine Special Ops.
TRUTH: Iraq vet with no purple hearts, no Special Ops.

Before becoming famous for stealing money from a kids lemonade stand, Fornwalt the Forlorn here was making snowmen “spattered with red paint, fake blood, symbolizing the blood he, and others, had shed in defense of their country, blood from his wounds that left his body, and mind, scarred, and have forced him, at 33, to face his own mortality.” Of course then he put all the medals and rank he didn’t earn on the snowman, because that’s what you do. But he builds snowmen because…”Being an adult, we forget we were kids at one point,” he said. “I try to keep in touch with that child, that 13-year-old boy inside.” Yeah, I like to stay young by stealing kids money too. Shitdick.

2) Derek Church, The Real Unslim Shady, Embellisher

CLAIM: SSG, Ranger, 82nd, Infantry, Straight.
TRUTH: PFC, 18 months as a nasty girl then a quick exit.
It’s pretty obvious how this guy made it this far, I mean, just look at him. He looks like the physical manifestation of the Sumerian deity Gozer. (“It just popped in there. . . I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!”) But besides the awesome look he is cultivating, my favorite thing is his sockpuppet friend Will Chamberlain who warned that “I suggest you all get off his damn back before you wind up with the entire 75th ranger regiment on your fucking door step!!” Really? The entire regiment? They’ve got nothing going on so they are all gonna fly in from Washington and Georgia to set us straight on this fat body? I’ve known a 75th guy or 10 in my day, so if they really are coming, you might want to stock up on booze.

NORTH REGIONAL

1) Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief

CLAIM: LTC, US Air Force, Pilot
TRUTH: PFC, Texas State Militia, 20 Glorious Days in Texas National Guard

Chevy is well know to all, but his website is straight fire, especially when he attacks us.

“When you expose bad guys for the low-life’s they are, they will retaliate with everything they have in their little pea-sized brains. They will lie, cheat and steal. They will manipulate anyone and everyone of weak minded constitutions. I and others have exposed the internet terrorist “This Ain’t hell site” as being military rejects, military want-a-bees and felons. They were exposed with public records written by others on their lack of self-control and criminal behaviors so they manufactured lies against me and others that have exposed their antics.”

Straight fire!

2) James Korfhage, Threats Schmets, get in your car already, Embellisher

CLAIM: Army Ranger
TRUTH: 21 Days at basic.
Korfhage was leaving Georgia on September 4, and was going to kill Jonn and his family, after a little torture session. He still hasn’t made it. If he took I-81 to Jonn’s house, it would be 670 miles. The only guy to move slower than this is a Purple Heart Parachutist LRRP Ranger Special Forces Guy that lives in Florida. That dude has been on his way for over 2 years now. Maybe they can carpool?

Dude needs to learn to enunciate more clearly. I’m sure there was some gems in there I missed because he’s a muttering, stuttering jackass.

SOUTH REGIONAL

1) Frank Visconi, The Blowfish, Embellisher

CLAIM: Bronze Star w/V, 2 Purple Hearts, Combat Action Ribbon, and the Presidential Unit Commendation
TRUTH: It took no less an authority than the 6th US Circuit Court and the US Marine Corps to finally prove he made that up.
Say what you will about Visconi, but dude is nothing if not persistent. And he’s put in a good campaign of lobbying here lately. I especially like how he just recently found his Purple Heart and Bronze Star awards, signed by none other than Richard Nixon. Because Nixon had nothing better to do that sign awards to be awarded at a Detriot MEPS.

Got an email from Visconi last night though which was funny. He apparently thought I was Shipley. He has my email because naturally he teamed up with Wittless, Wickre and Bernath.

Below info about you is 100% accurate. A dishonor to the Trident and the SEALS. If I were a SEAL veteran, I would discontinue considering you a brother SEAL. Unfortunately your ugly sites such as TAH pit Marines against Marines too. They’ve forgotten the meaning of brothers forever and the meaning of “I have your six”. Total dishonor to the uniform and the principles of the Corps. All of you are Dirt Bags through and through.

Yeah, he’s really living the Marine Corps way….falsifying documents, filing law suits, and just being a jackass. You keep rocking that lie Visconi, I’m looking forward to any new photoshops you might find.

3) Richard Rahn, Minnesota Madman, Valor Thief

CLAIM: dude has 1 of everything I think. Ranger, CIB, and enough years deployed to account for the entire War on Terrah.
TRUTH: Not a CSM, but he is a felon.
Our second felon from Minnesota (with Lawler). MOS 05B, claims to be a Ranger. Man, that almost sounds like a drunken skydiving clown I once read about. There are 325 men who have earned a CIB with two stars, and this douchetool is not one of them.

From the Army Times though, this is the worst thing I can imagine: “In private, he offered comfort to a Gold Star family — visiting their Minnesota home, shedding tears with them over their fallen son, even offering a small statue of a praying soldier as a token of appreciation for their sacrifice. In reality, he was a faker and a felon.”

What kind of a dirtbag tries to cozy up to a Gold Star Family? Seriously, is nothing sacred?

EAST REGIONAL

1) Daniel A. Bernath, Bernasty McDouchenugget, Embellisher

CLAIM: Chief Petty Officer, US Navy (and a ton of other shit)
TRUTH: No, nay, never.
Fulfilling Obligations (New threats as of 12/23/14):

My promise that I will fire two .45 bullets into your chest if you approach me, a family member or my home and trigger the elements of the Florida Stand Your Ground law, are separate and apart from my CRPC warning of credible threats that you are going to be beaten to death.

 Daniel A. Bernath California Lawyer 116636

 I have again received information that there are plans underway to in lie in wait to beat you, Lilyea and Hoey and/or to murder you, members of your family,

as well as Lilyea and Lilyea’s family

and Hoey and Hoey’s family.

I make this warning to you pursuant to my obligation under CRPC and not because I care if you are severely beaten to near death or outright killed or not.
That is all that I know and any thing further could be barred pursuant to client-attorney privilege.

I look forward to you going to Jonn’s house in a way you will never understand Bernath.  You’ll be bleeding through about 20 orifices before you can even pee on his rug.  If you come here first, also fun, but Jonn would enjoy it slightly more.

2) Reverend Colyer, Reverend Doctor of Occupy, Embellisher

CLAIM: USMC Disabled Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: OTH from USMC, no combat
I noted to Jonn last week that this is the first tournament we’ve run without IVAW making an appearance. Colyer is pretty close to being one though.

Wonder what happened to this guy, seriously. At one point he was going to kill himself because he lost custody of his kid. I’m sure the evil corporations were responsible. For other great videos by this guy, go to THIS LINK.

Really nice story here:

 Dr. John “Rob” Marsh was already more than 12 hours into his workday last Tuesday when he rolled up to a tiny darkened house in Vesuvius, an out-of-the-way town in Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley.

The homeowner, a woman with tired eyes, opened the door and apologized for the clutter. She’d been trying to get the place decorated for Christmas while also tending to her mother, who suffers from dementia and is bedridden by an arthritic knee that grinds painfully.

Marsh went into the back room and bent over the elderly woman, administering some gentle words and a shot of cortisone.

Marsh’s readiness to make nighttime house calls after a full day at the office has been a lifeline for her mother, said Carolyn Terrell.

“His willingness to come out here when we need him — well, it’s the kind of attitude you don’t find that much anymore,” she said. “We’re just fortunate. One of these days he may be coming out to see me.”

You should go read the whole story about Doctor Marsh, it really is inspirational.

For my part, I was just happy to see this part:

When Marsh recruited him to Delta Force in the early 1990s, Perkins only knew the doctor by the large reputation that preceded him. He also knew that Marsh’s father, former Virginia U.S. Rep. John O. Marsh, had served as Secretary of the Army throughout most of the 1980s.

When my unit came home from Afghanistan I had about a week from the time I got out to the time I had to go back to law school.  As fate would have it, we had a guest speaker at our homecoming, the Honorable John (Jack) Marsh.  Despite truly wanting to get out of dodge the minute we were released, I stuck around for a half hour to go thank Secretary Marsh for his coming to our event.  We talked briefly about Afghanistan and we talked about how he had been Gerald Ford’s Chief of Staff.  Then he asked me what I planned on doing.  I told him that I had 1 week and then it was back to law school and a full time job.  

That was when he told me that he was actually a law professor at my school, and he wanted me to enroll in his class, despite the fact there was already a waiting list to get in.  It’s an understatement to say it was my favorite class in law school:  Technology and Counter Terrorism law.   I ended up doing a paper on using private military firms for anti-maritime priacy efforts off the coast of Somalia and in Malaysia.  Not only did I get an A on the paper, but a few weeks later I got an email from the International Maritime Bureau in Kuala Lumpur asking if I was interested in working for them.

Now, I really wasn’t, since I had a great job at the Legion, but I was always so very grateful to Secretary Marsh for taking time to mentor to me.  Just a wonderful man.

And it looks like his son is a wonderful man too.  Just a wonderful story all around.

Congratulations Doctor Marsh.

WEST REGIONAL

WEST Seed 1 v. 5:

1) Nate Fornwalt, Lemonade Stand Stealing Phony, Embellisher

CLAIM: Wounded veteran with numerous purple hearts, Marine Special Ops.
TRUTH: Iraq vet with no purple hearts, no Special Ops.

Before becoming famous for stealing money from a kids lemonade stand, Fornwalt the Forlorn here was making snowmen “spattered with red paint, fake blood, symbolizing the blood he, and others, had shed in defense of their country, blood from his wounds that left his body, and mind, scarred, and have forced him, at 33, to face his own mortality.” Of course then he put all the medals and rank he didn’t earn on the snowman, because that’s what you do.   But he builds snowmen because…”Being an adult, we forget we were kids at one point,” he said. “I try to keep in touch with that child, that 13-year-old boy inside.”  Yeah, I like to stay young by stealing kids money too.  Shitdick.

5) Thomas DeCare, Beer Swilling ISIS Killer, Valor Thief

CLAIM: I can’t even make out all the shit on his uniform, except the badge above his name tag which seems to indicate he was bombed with fecal matter from a Pterodactyl.
TRUTH: NPRC says “who?”

Where is DeCare now?  Only the wind, and the SecDEF know.  He could be in the thick of combat in the Maldives, or he could be knee deep in Bud Light bottles at a frat house somewhere waiting for his beeper to go off and deploying him to far flung war zones.  If you live in Oswego County NY, you should know that Monday Night Football is where first contact was made with this asshat, and it is Monday.  So if you aren’t busy, do some fly bys of Fulton, NY pubs tonight, and maybe you too can see this triple stacked pile of dog shit hero.

WEST: Seed 2 v. 3

2) Derek Church, The Real Unslim Shady, Embellisher

CLAIM: SSG, Ranger, 82nd, Infantry, Straight.
TRUTH: PFC, 18 months as a nasty girl then a quick exit.

It’s pretty obvious how this guy made it this far, I mean, just look at him.  He looks like the physical manifestation of the Sumerian deity Gozer.   (“It just popped in there. . . I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!”)  But besides the awesome look he is cultivating, my favorite thing is his sockpuppet friend Will Chamberlain who warned that “I suggest you all get off his damn back before you wind up with the entire 75th ranger regiment on your fucking door step!!”  Really?  The entire regiment?  They’ve got nothing going on so they are all gonna fly in from Washington and Georgia to set us straight on this fat body?  I’ve known a 75th guy or 10 in my day, so if they really are coming, you might want to stock up on booze.

3) Cornelius Davis, Smadge says what?, (Unknown until FOIA)

CLAIM: Sergeant Major, Bronze Star, Silver Star.
TRUTH: Army says “Nevah heard of you”.
There really is no way to do justice to this guy absent just watching the video:

NORTH REGIONAL

NORTH: 1 Seed v. 4

1) Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief

CLAIM: LTC, US Air Force, Pilot
TRUTH: PFC, Texas State Militia, 20 Glorious Days in Texas National Guard

Chevy is well know to all, but his website is straight fire, especially when he attacks us.

“When you expose bad guys for the low-life’s they are, they will retaliate with everything they have in their little pea-sized brains. They will lie, cheat and steal.  They will manipulate anyone and everyone of weak minded constitutions.  I and others have exposed the internet terrorist “This Ain’t hell site” as being military rejects, military want-a-bees and felons.  They were exposed with public records written by others on their lack of self-control and criminal behaviors so they manufactured lies against me and others that have exposed their antics.”

Straight fire!

4) Otto Gimbl, dude got a busted grill, Embellisher

CLAIM: Combat wounded OIF/OEF Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: 15 month chump busted when he failed a piss test. Does have a NDSM though.
This is another one where the audio tells most of the story. Bear in mind that when he tells Jonn that 30,000 marines are going to show up on his doorstep, what he really means is it was the Marine Corps that threw out the warning on this assclown. No less an authority than the Injury Support SNCOIC, Northeast Region Wounded Warrior Regiment United States Marine Corps put out a warning on how he was a faker.

NORTH: 2 Seed v. 3

2) James Korfhage, Threats Schmets, get in your car already, Embellisher

CLAIM: Army Ranger
TRUTH: 21 Days at basic.
Korfhage was leaving Georgia on September 4, and was going to kill Jonn and his family, after a little torture session. He still hasn’t made it. If he took I-81 to Jonn’s house, it would be 670 miles. The only guy to move slower than this is a Purple Heart Parachutist LRRP Ranger Special Forces Guy that lives in Florida. That dude has been on his way for over 2 years now. Maybe they can carpool?

Dude needs to learn to enunciate more clearly. I’m sure there was some gems in there I missed because he’s a muttering, stuttering jackass.

3) Amy/Joel Kleyla, Swollen Valor, Embellisher

CLAIM: SEAL, Female
TRUTH: SEABEE, Twig and berries may have been harvested.

Not much to say about Swollen Valor, but I like his/her work in Total Recall.

SOUTH REGIONAL

SOUTH: 1 Seed v. 5

1) Frank Visconi, The Blowfish, Embellisher

CLAIM: Bronze Star w/V, 2 Purple Hearts, Combat Action Ribbon, and the Presidential Unit Commendation
TRUTH: It took no less an authority than the 6th US Circuit Court and the US Marine Corps to finally prove he made that up.
Say what you will about Visconi, but dude is nothing if not persistent. And he’s put in a good campaign of lobbying here lately. I especially like how he just recently found his Purple Heart and Bronze Star awards, signed by none other than Richard Nixon. Because Nixon had nothing better to do that sign awards to be awarded at a Detriot MEPS.

Got an email from Visconi last night though which was funny. He apparently thought I was Shipley. He has my email because naturally he teamed up with Wittless, Wickre and Bernath.

Below info about you is 100% accurate. A dishonor to the Trident and the SEALS. If I were a SEAL veteran, I would discontinue considering you a brother SEAL. Unfortunately your ugly sites such as TAH pit Marines against Marines too. They’ve forgotten the meaning of brothers forever and the meaning of “I have your six”. Total dishonor to the uniform and the principles of the Corps. All of you are Dirt Bags through and through.

Yeah, he’s really living the Marine Corps way….falsifying documents, filing law suits, and just being a jackass. You keep rocking that lie Visconi, I’m looking forward to any new photoshops you might find.

5) Peter Lawler, From Beirut to Black Friday, Embellisher

CLAIM: Beirut veteran, combat wounded Marine, Purple Heart, PTSD
TRUTH: Got an OTH as an E1, subsequently upgraded to Under Honorable Conditions. Also, a registered sex offender.
This dude looks seriously creepy. But he did at least apologize.

That would earn him a pass, except that he’s also a sex offender and at one point was escaped from jail. Creepy.

SOUTH: 2 Seed v 3.

2) Gregory Banks, Masonic Massacre if ought 14, Valor Thief

CLAIM: SF, multiple week long hunt and kill missions overseas between visits to Masonic lodges, Bronze Star.
TRUTH: No service located.
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when your home state is modeling a Stolen Valor law on you specifically. By name. I still giggle that he had his mom write a letter in his defense. Damned if I can find it anymore, but it was sheer genius. She used the “Top Secret Defense” and the Gov’t is hiding his efforts on our behalf.

3) Richard Rahn, Minnesota Madman, Valor Thief

CLAIM: dude has 1 of everything I think. Ranger, CIB, and enough years deployed to account for the entire War on Terrah.
TRUTH: Not a CSM, but he is a felon.
Our second felon from Minnesota (with Lawler). MOS 05B, claims to be a Ranger. Man, that almost sounds like a drunken skydiving clown I once read about. There are 325 men who have earned a CIB with two stars, and this douchetool is not one of them.

From the Army Times though, this is the worst thing I can imagine: “In private, he offered comfort to a Gold Star family — visiting their Minnesota home, shedding tears with them over their fallen son, even offering a small statue of a praying soldier as a token of appreciation for their sacrifice. In reality, he was a faker and a felon.”

What kind of a dirtbag tries to cozy up to a Gold Star Family? Seriously, is nothing sacred?

EAST REGIONAL
1 Seed v. 4

1) Daniel A. Bernath, Bernasty McDouchenugget, Embellisher

CLAIM: Chief Petty Officer, US Navy (and a ton of other shit)
TRUTH: No, nay, never.
Fulfilling Obligations:
I have several people who may consider that I am their attorney. Therefore, the privilege as to what was said is held by the client. I must inform you that I have encountered from certain people that there will be a fatal attempt on your life or to put you in the hospital for a month. I don’t know how credible the statements are but they appear firm and are repeated. Again, if contacted by law enforcement I cannot reveal my client’s communication nor his identity.
Daniel A. Bernath,
Attorney at Law

Truth Bombs from Bernath: The “sex act” between two homosexuals is to insert the penis into another man’s rectum. The rectum contains disease and germs and is thus spread to the pitcher from the catcher.

Admission against interest: I saw a documentary with Lady ga ga. [Based on the previous, there is no way on Earth you could convince me that Bernath isn’t a pack a day smoker of cock.

Bernath v. the Muslims: I cannot figure out why the muzzies do this stuff. Is it to get everyone, everwhere in the world to hate them? How is that a reasonable goal? I have read history and I know that the world puts up with the muzzies for a while and then collectively reaches out and slaps them down for a thousand years of peace and then they rise again. Mental illness. Come and get me. I am prepared for you.

Yes, in the Holy name of Spongebob, let’s let Bernath defend the West from the Islamic lunatics. He can fly planes without gas, file lawsuits without supporting law, and explain Butt Sex like a true deviant.

4) Jared Stern, Paul Wickre’s Private Investigator, Embellisher

CLAIM: “After serving in the United States Marine Corps and subsequently conducting intelligence operations overseas…”
TRUTH: E1 discharge, Marine 0311.

Not exactly Stern related, but I got an email from his employer, Palmer Psul Wickre the other day. First Wickre left a series of messages on the blog wherein he sockpuppeted death threats against himself, and signed them as Hack Stone. Then he sent this:
7 angels with 7 plague then came. The wrath of God then descended
The seven plagues then descended in the sequence of 7234567 7×7
God awoke me and revealed the numbers of 216600
Each are the instructions from God as to smite Mammon
Each come from the book of days to Jude in the Holy Book of Revelations.
Both numbers come to smite you from the Book of Days

Anyone want to take a stab at what Stern’s employer is trying to tell us?

2 Seed v. 6

2) Reverend Colyer, Reverend Doctor of Occupy, Embellisher

CLAIM: USMC Disabled Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: OTH from USMC, no combat
I noted to Jonn last week that this is the first tournament we’ve run without IVAW making an appearance. Colyer is pretty close to being one though.

Wonder what happened to this guy, seriously. At one point he was going to kill himself because he lost custody of his kid. I’m sure the evil corporations were responsible. For other great videos by this guy, go to THIS LINK.

6) Sean Yetman, heavy-drop phony Ranger on Black Friday, Unknown

CLAIM: 2/75th Rangers and he has 3 awards of the CIB for two rotations to Iraq and one to Afghanistan.
TRUTH: Unknown.
This guy up and disappeared like a fart in a wind-tunnel too didn’t he? He was all the rage, and then he was gone.

I changed my mind on the voting, and we will do the Shitbag Sixteen on Monday, and the Excremental Eight on Tuesday. Then the Fecal Four the following week. That gives me more of a chance to write up new bios, because some of these guys (Bernath) are loobying their asses off.

Anyway, the Kleyla/Mullen race was dead tied when I went to do the results (at like 197 each). I ended up having the guy doing the graphics vote.

Leaving us with:

NORTH REGIONAL
1 Seed v. 9

1) Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief

CLAIM: LTC, US Air Force, Pilot
TRUTH: PFC, Texas State Militia, 20 Glorious Days in Texas National Guard

9) Mark Tiemann

CLAIM: Just look at the picture.
TRUTH: Seven years a Marine, discharged as SGT.

5 Seed v. 4

5) Nikko De’Lozada, 118 lies in 18 minutes, Valor Thief

CLAIM: Again, 118 lies in 18 minutes.
TRUTH: 118 lies in 18 minutes.

4) Otto Gimbl, dude got a busted grill, Embellisher

CLAIM: Combat wounded OIF/OEF Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: 15 month chump busted when he failed a piss test. Does have a NDSM though.

2 Seed v. 7

2) James Korfhage, Threats Schmets, get in your car already, Embellisher

CLAIM: Army Ranger
TRUTH: 21 Days at basic.

7) Thomas Bolling, Noyes Strikes Again, Valor Thief

CLAIM: SEAL
TRUTH: No

11 Seed v. 3

11) Christine Mullen, Faster than a speeding missile, Embellisher

CLAIM: PTSD, found a boot with a foot in it, raped by 6 different commanders.
TRUTH: Yeah, no. Problem sailor, “one night she got into a drunkin stunptor and assulted one of her Staff NCO’s. She then tried to claim that the Senior Staff NCO had raped her. The investigation proved this false.”

3) Amy/Joel Kleyla, Swollen Valor, Embellisher

CLAIM: SEAL, Female
TRUTH: SEABEE, Twig and berries may have been harvested.

EAST REGIONAL
1 Seed v. 16

1) Daniel A. Bernath, Bernasty McDouchenugget, Embellisher

CLAIM: Chief Petty Officer, US Navy (and a ton of other shit)
TRUTH: No, nay, never.

8) Dina Boyer, LGBT Superperson, Embellisher

CLAIM: Navy Cross, Beirut bombing survivor
TRUTH: Sea service ribbon, ENFR (maybe fireperson?)

5 Seed v. 4

5) Flemron Dickey, 3rd Special Food Forces Brigade, Embellisher

CLAIM: “Green Beret”
TRUTH: Food services specialist

4) Jared Stern, Paul Wickre’s Private Investigator, Embellisher

CLAIM: “After serving in the United States Marine Corps and subsequently conducting intelligence operations overseas…”
TRUTH: E1 discharge, Marine 0311.

2 Seed v. 7

2) Reverend Colyer, Reverend Doctor of Occupy, Embellisher

CLAIM: USMC Disabled Veteran with PTSD
TRUTH: OTH from USMC, no combat

7) Leonard Goethals, 40 Years of lying, Embellisher

CLAIM: Vietnam, Cobra pilot – Shot down and captured – POW 3 years – rescued by 2nd Armored or 1st Cav. Plus SF in OEF or something.
TRUTH: 80 Days in the Navy

6 Seed v. 3

6) Sean Yetman, heavy-drop phony Ranger on Black Friday, Unknown

CLAIM: 2/75th Rangers and he has 3 awards of the CIB for two rotations to Iraq and one to Afghanistan.
TRUTH: Unknown.

3) Terrell Anquoe, Hi ah, what the?, Embellisher

CLAIM: Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze Star and a Purple Heart along with some Desert Storm service medals.
TRUTH: Actual name Paul Dean Fultz, 10 months, E1, Tow Gunner

Go ye now and vote. Results tomorrow morning, with the round of 16 ready to move to 8.

Here you go.  Tomorrow will be the West and South Regional Second Rounds, Wednesday the East and North.  Thursday we will pare it all town to the top 16.

Current contenders lobbying…..

We got a series of emails from the Cabal of Idiocy this weekend, and they’ve extended their reach. The emails came from Wittgenfeld and Bernath, and included “Cyber-Victims” Frank Visconi, Joe Teti, Kirjath Toney, Lori Scroggins Phipps (the roller derby Marine), Ron White and Palmer “Psul” Wickre.

Go ahead, beat that.

(Worth noting, the topic of the emails was them finding out who “Hack Stone” was. It goes without saying that this is about the 6,356th time they have misidentified a commenter here, and now an innocent family is getting threats from these morons.)

From our Alumni news, many will recall we did some work on Bill Brockbrader. (Read that here.) Brockbader claims to be a SEAL with SEAL Team 9, which is in charge of guiding Tomahawk missiles and then doing the BDA. Well, we called bullshit, but Jonn noted yesterday that we now have unimpeachable evidence he was telling the truth:

One of the charges levelled against Bill Brockbrader is that he made up the story that he was a Navy SEAL. (1)

I’ve just had a personal reading with Archangel Michael, channeled by Linda Dillon, in which I asked him if Bill Brockbrader was a Navy SEAL. (2)

Archangel Michael replied: “Yes. He was.”

I asked him if the national-security state had removed his records and he responded: “They have been altered, yes.” Here is that excerpt from the reading.

Hard to beat evidence like that. A medium channeling Archangel Michael is the next best thing to a DD214.

Our supreme apologies to Brockbrader and the entire SEAL Team 9/Host of Heavenly Angels community.