Author: TSO

  • Too good not to be a stand alone post

    The following is a comment left in the other Gitmo thread by Maydayog.  PLEASE READ IT.

      

    I was in GTMO from April through December 2002, deployed as part of an MP Bde’s HHC.  I cannot speak to Mr. Ahrendt’s experiences, but I did have experience in two of the areas that he speaks about– that is, shaving detainees heads and the proper use of OC. 

     

    The shaving of detainee’s heads was a detail given out to lower-ranking enlisted soldiers, although there were a few higher-ranking NCOs who felt it was their duty to join their men.  Strict instructions were given to ALL soldiers participating in the detail that this was not an opportunity to screw around, nor was it an opportunity to explore the concept of justice through humiliation.  All detainees requesting a hair cut would be escorted individually into the exercise yard and placed in a simple metal folding chair.  The detainee was given three choices– short, really short and extremely short.  Again, it is important to note that all detainees who participated REQUESTED to have their hair cut. 

     

    The detainee’s beards were NEVER touched.  That was made clear to enlisted soldiers in multiple ways and with multiple graphic demonstrations of what would happen if their beard were cut.  Soldiers went out of their way to approach detainees on exactly where on the side of the detainee’s head they would prefer the clipping begin.  I never saw any soldier treat a detainee in any way other than detached but respectful.  While soldiers acknowledged that for the most part the detainees were unsavory characters, the soldiers had a job to do and they did it professionally.

     

    Again, I was in GTMO in 2002, including the one year anniversary of the attacks– we not that far removed from the anger we all felt on that day.  In fact, one of my commanding officers was a NYPD Officer on scene during the crash of the twin towers.  HOWEVER, I did not witness a single case of inappropriate conduct, whether it was during the detail to shave detainee’s heads or my other visits to the cell blocks.  Odd how my experience, so fresh off of 9/11 and at a time when you would expect soldiers to be most emotional about the attacks, so drastically conflicts with a soldier who was their two years after me.

     

    The other area that I can speak to is the practice of acclimating soldiers working in the detention blocks to OC.  Every soldier who was to spend time in any of the detention units was required to partake in training provided by my unit.  We had three lead instructors– two of them police officers in real life and one a former FAST Marine.  Despite their wealth of experience with OC, our unit required these lead instructors to attend instructor’s training prior to providing training to the soldiers in GTMO. 

     

    In addition, prior to the commencement of training I was required to be certified to be an assistant instructor (basically I held some foam pads– the lead instructors performed the bulk of the instruction).  Part of this certification required me to be sprayed with OC.  It certainly hurt, but I was fine within 15 minutes of being sprayed and running through the course.  Mr. Ahrendt would have to be an extremely weak individual if he were affected by the spray for more than an hour.  The concept that it takes multiple days to recover from the experience is pure hyperbole. 

     

    Any way, those are my experiences.  I sometimes consider forming a Guantanamo Veterans of America group that focuses on fighting the outright lies and falsehoods that we, as a group, are accused of.  I served with some of the finest Officers and NCOs I’ve ever seen.  I was a tiny cog in a large wheel but I still feel a sense of pride that I stepped forward and served my country when called upon.  That those with nothing more than political grudges or a petty need for attention would unapologetically denigrate my service frustrates me to this day. 

     

    Maydayog

  • I challenge you to find a bigger DouChe’ than IVAW’s Chris Arendt [TSO]

    I challenge you to find a bigger douche than Christopher Arendt, 1/119th Field Artillery, Charlotte, Michigan. He had already made my radar last week as I read this P.O.S. book, Winter Soldier, when he had this comment about his service at Gitmo:

    I would like to share with you how one goes about becoming a concentration camp guard without ever having made many decisions.

    Here is Specialist Arendt. He looks like one of the Emo kids from South Park. For Chris, the worst form of torture is having to go a week without a duck-taped gerbil being inserted into his anus by his boyfriend. (Unfair Arendt? Completely baseless? You are G.D. right it is, kind of like accusing your fellow troops of being psychotic.)

     

    SCREEN SHOT:  Video here: go over to the BBC and watch this interview.

    So what is torture to him?

    I’ve heard a lot of speculation as to what torture is. I would like to ask everyone to consider whether living in a cell for five years, away from your family and friends, without ever being given answers as to why you’re there, whether this is torture. Having to ask 19 year old boys who don’t have any idea about the politics of their government why they are detained and the answers that we weren’t able to give- I consider that torture.

    OK, at this point, go over to the BBC and watch this interview with him from last Friday.

    “they [ members of his unit] are genuinely psychotic.”

    The “shaving things into detainees hair” is a new one for him. One has to wonder why a fantastic story like that makes its first appearance in a BBC video and not in his testimony from a year ago. It’s almost as if he forgot it out until now. Or maybe, the harrowing business of running a detention facility caused his mind to block it out. Or maybe, just maybe, the story is sheer bullshit. I’m leaning towards the later of these potential causes of amnesia. According to his testimony in March, the only discussion of shaving heads is this:

    After the detainee is taken forcibly from his cell – that’s probably the first time that he’s left his cell in five, six, seven days – the detainees are beaten, pulled out to the back, shaved, all of their hair, their beard, and then taken to wherever they were supposed to go.

    Wait, so were their patterns shaved into their hair, or was it all shaved off?

    So let’s look at the rest of his testimony. Mind you that Chris was an E4.

    “I served on the blocks for two months as a prison guard. My duties were to feed detainees and dispense toilet paper…A consequence of having detainees is that they are human beings and also have stories. [Ed: No shit?] I talked with them about those stories, which led to my being taken off the blocks. I was sent to work in the Detention Operations Center as the escort control for the last eight months of my tour. I managed the movements of every detainee in Camp Delta. I did this on twelve- to fourteen- hour shifts, and rotated with a very small crew of other specialists.”

    Let me see if I get this straight. With all the officers, interrogators, OGA groups and NCO’s at Gitmo, they entrusted the running of this camp to a 19 year old Specialist who got shit-canned from his job dispensing toilet paper? Is there anyone reading this now that buys into this? Anyone? Is it more likely that Arendt ran Camp Delta, or that a Yeti and Barbra Streisand spawned Amy Winehouse? I would say that each of those stories is equally believable.

    Specialist Chris Arendt, you are the newest member of the Blue Falcons.

    I’ve got some calls into various people who served at Gitmo, including a SGM who may have been there at the same time as Chris. If anyone knows ANYONE in the 1/119th Field Artillery, get them to email us. I want to hammer the BBC on this.

  • Deconstructing a Dipshite

    Well, we have a new friend. He can’t shoot an azimuth, cries a lot, and doesn’t know that an NCO’s job is to stop troops from stealing gold coins. But, he is a prolific writer, as you may have noted from the gazillion comments he has thrown down today.

    Anyway, I decided that since Gilligan clearly wanted attention, I would let fellow Milblog of the Year finalist , Blackfive, (and theoretically thus our adversaries) the opportunity to take him out. I’m just kinda busy. As irony would have it, Gilligan and I were in A-stan at the same time. While he cries about his service, I appreciated both what I did, and the country that allowed me to do it. Anyway, he was an engineer who called in fire support from “Hueys”, while I was just a lowly infantryman earning my way in this crazy world. However, to counterbalance his experience as a tunnel rat, and weeping over weapons caches blowed up (it is not pronounced Cash-ay James), I give you our weapons cache destruction, voice supplied by Sniper, and a humanitarian mission we ran.

  • Vote for TAH: We put the “rage” in average!

    Look, we aren’t going to win. We aren’t going to take second.  Unless Spongebob the Almighty endorses on TV today, we ain’t taking third either.  Blackfive and Yon are the torchbearers of Milblogs.  And unless someone wealthy hires Jonn, COB6 and I to blog full time, it’ll probably stay that way.  I could fawn over those 2 alone for another hour, but I won’t. Because we are in fifth.

    Also, because I have it on good authority from our new Communist, American-hating friend that you all are sheeple, without thoughts of your own. So, because you are all lame-brained, and only bright enough to ocassionally register visual stimulation, I say we got a decent shot. So, I am going to break down the race for Milblog of the Year into picture form, to help you understand the gravity of our situation. (BTW- I also have it on good authority that if we don’t win, Sally Struthers is threatening to eat a small African village, and Rosie O’Donnell will be defending the First Amendment by doing strip teases in your hometown. More at 11.)
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  • Book review for the most ridiculous piece of shite ever written [TSO]


    Cpl Jason Washburn, Hero of the Battle of Grocery Bag Knoll

    “I remember one woman walking by,” said Jason Washburn, a corporal in the US Marines who served three tours in Iraq. “She was carrying a huge bag, and she looked like she was heading toward us, so we lit her up with the Mark 19, which is an automatic grenade launcher, and when the dust settled, we realized that the bag was full of groceries. She had been trying to bring us food and we blew her to pieces.” 

    If I need to even tell you how ridiculous the story is above, you probably shouldn’t be here. Hey Jason, if you blew up the woman, and her groceries, who is the guy who did the post mortem and figured out she was delivering them to you? And if she was bringing it to you, why was she walking “by”? What day did this happen on? Who else was there? AND WHY THE F WOULD YOU USE A MK19 ON AN UNARMED LADY?

    Washburn is full of crap, and so is the rest of this book, WINTER SOLDIER: Eyewitness Accounts of the Occupations. But, I went through it. I laughed, I cried, and I felt my brain melt that people would believe this crap.
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  • Love is only a click to a phony email address away![TSO]

    You guys friggin slay me.  Seriously.  Girls do not exist who like to frolic naked, make sandwiches and play tonsil hockey with other girls, and who also love lonely men dwelling under the dim lights of their basement.  Which was quite unfortunate for me until I hit jackpot with my girl who likes nerds.  (Not the candy, she’s young, but not quite that young.)

    Nonetheless, we have identified the young lady from Russia.  Actually, we identified her twice, but sources inside the media tell us that she is Anna Federova.  Other sources have suggested it is Katerina Azrekova.  All I know is that I think I can speak for all men here when I sincerely hope these women someday appear in Maxim Magazine saying Do Svidaniya to their clothing.  Unless it is like wolf or bear pelts or something which is totally hot.  (Isn’t Saran Wrap Russian?)

    Welcome Anna.  I agree with the commenter at Michelle Malkin who suggested that you would be the perfect replacement for Keith Olbermann.  Hell, even O’Reilly would switch channels during his own show.

    Anna Fedorova is an Entertainment Presenter

    Anna covers all aspects of the entertainment world, although personally she has a special interest in installations, graffiti, flash animation and the fashion world. She loves water sports, which she swaps for snowboarding in winter.

    Anna, who spent five years of her life in Australia, graduated from the International University of Moscow where she majored in Linguistics and International Communications. But later her deep and long-lasting interest in the Arts brought her to journalism.

    She speaks English, French and Italian.

    If I were a single man (Hi honey!), I would love to teach her to also speak Braille, but of course I am not, so…

    You must go look at the pictures brought to you by Naira Oganesyan who may be the best photographer in the world.

    I believe Jayne Cobb said it best in the TV show Firefly:  I’ll be in my bunk.

    BTW- What is the most click through used most here the past couple of days you ask?  (Nah, you don’t really need to ask)

  • Talk about your fortuitous timing! [TSO]

    I just got an Email from PETA.

    Are You the Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door? Enter Now!

    Vegetarianism has become synonymous with sexy, and Hollywood has taken notice. Stars such as Casey Affleck, Joaquin Phoenix, Natalie Portman, and Alicia Silverstone all follow a vegetarian diet, which keeps their bodies looking hot and helps them sizzle on the big screen. Frontman Anthony Kiedis and sultry songstress Leona Lewis took top honors by being named the hottest of the hot in PETA’s 2008 World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities poll.

    But it’s time for the celebrities to step aside, because now we’re looking for the sexiest vegetarian “boy and girl next door”—and this year, we’re sending the winners to Hawaii!

    Since I have been receiving copies of all emails sent to Anna, I am submitting this TAH reader, pictured here eating a Tofu burger.  I think he best represents all that is sexy about this blog and our readers.

    No need to thank me ladies.  This is your beefcake for the day.

  • Medea, Millard and Uranus [by TSO]

    On 13 March 1781, Sir William Herschel announced to the world that he had discovered the heretofore unknown seventh planet in our Solar System.  Now, all of the planets up to this point were named after Roman deities.  This was not an idea which much appealed to Mr. Herschel who believed that such a discovery should be tied with the current King of England.  Thus, he decreed, the plant should be named “George.”

    Now, this would have ruined school children everywhere who would have been required in their yut to memorize the sentence “My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Geraldo Seven Pizzas” which doesn’t quite role off the tongue.  Luckily for 3rd graders and bloggers with a sophomoric sense of humor everywhere, the planet was instead named “Uranus” which my science has proven produces snickers like no other planet name EVER.  Unless planet X should be named “Booger.”

    Nonetheless, I tell this story because it segues nicely with the Jovian sized asshattery I just witnessed down at the White House.  Deciding to scrap a bad idea (George) with a potentially even stupider one (Uranus) always makes me melancholy about Code Pink.  But fear not, intrepid astronomer, because Code Pink has come through again.

    Here’s the short story:

    Peace Activists Take Shoes to White House in Solidarity with Shoe-Throwing Iraqi Journalist
    Call for his release and tribute to Iraqis who have suffered under US occupation

    WHAT: Peace activists to gather with shoes in solidarity to Iraqi journalist
    WHEN: 11 a.m., Weds. Dec. 17
    WHERE:  In front of White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

    And what release would be complete without a quote from a phony CIB wearing PowerPoint Slide Clicker:

    “Having one shoe thrown at George Bush pales in comparison to the suffering that veterans and Iraqis go through everyday,” says Geoffrey Milliard of Iraq Veterans Against the War. “Perhaps if Bush can see some more of these shoes before he leaves office, he will feel some of our pain.”

    So, I braved the elements with my intrepid photographer, and down Ye Olde Whyte House.  Here are some pics, and here you are kids.

    You remember Geoff Millard from Jonn’s post the other day;

    A giant Bush decapitated head – BDS reigns supreme;

    And this guy was in another of Jonn’s posts last month; Jim Goodnow who defended the Impeachment Bus from a gang of wingnut facists (in his dreams);

    The press out numbered the protesters by about 3:1.

    I spoke with this young lady briefly.  She is from a Russian news station, and she is in quite a quandary.  She wants to come to the inauguration, but she has been unable to secure a place to stay.  I don’t want to give out her name, but if you know of anywhere, just email her at youmustbekiddingme@hotchicks.com

    She likes conservative men, bubble baths, frolicking naked, and drinking profligate amounts of alcohol.  Sometimes when she gets really drunk she likes to give massages, make out with other girls, and make samwiches.  If you can find it in your heart to help her out, won’t you please email now?  Because if not you, then who?  If not now, then when?