Author: Hondo

  • A Message for Our Purple-Tiger-Striped-Jumpsuit-Wearing Readers

    Well, everyone’s favorite purple-Tiger-striped-jumpsuit-wearing      jerk      washed-up has-been      one of only a handful of people ever thrown out of the SFA      skydiving clown (literally)      freaking idiot       TAH reader recently “graced” us with another appearance.  This time, he’s shown up in Facebook comments to some recent articles (for a representative sample, see the Facebook comments here).

    Yo, Doofus – long time no see.  Wassup? Have you been flying an aircraft while half-crocked again? (2nd part of article here.) You been busy stroking or choking the old “Thunder Chicken” . . .  costume?  Attended any SFA meetings lately?

    Yes, folks, Anus Maximus has resurfaced again – just like a persistent case of athlete’s foot or jock itch.  He claims yet again to have determined who I am.  According to  jumpsuit-boi here, I am a Retired Army Special Forces Sergeant Major.  Specifically, he says in one of his ignorant ramblings I am none other than SGM George Milton Davenport III.

    Well, at least that’s what he’s saying today. About a year ago, supposedly I was Don Shipley – and before that, I was a retired US Army General Officer.  Or maybe he thought I was the retired GO afterwards.  The guy changes his claims regarding who I am so often I can’t really keep the details of his looney-bin ramblings straight any more.

    Hmm.  Oddly enough, that’s not the name on my driver’s license – and yeah, I double-checked.  Or the name on any of the other cards in my wallet.  Or on my birth certificate.  Or on my bank accounts, for that matter.

    Sh!t, I guess that means everyone’s been lying to me all my life about who I am, too.  Because “George Milton Davenport” certainly is not what people have been calling me all my life.

    But Baldy the Dumbcluck says that’s who I am, so I guess all of those documents and other people must be wrong.  He can’t possibly be wrong, given his “mad skilz” as a “trail assassin”!  He cometh!

    (Well, at least he claims he “cometh”  – but he never seems to actually get anywhere he says he’s going.   And given how decrepit “wonderful” he looks in this mug shot, frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if he can’t get it up any more – much less keep it up long enough to “cometh”.)

    Oh, no!  How will I ever recover from this massive shock? How will I ever sort out the mess?  With apologies to Apu the Hindu of Simpsons fame:  “Oh, now I am truly screwed!”

    Yeah, right.  (smile)

    Yo, “buddy”:  wrong again, dipstick.  I am not SGM George Milton Davenport III, US Army, Retired.  Best I can tell, I don’t believe I’ve ever met SGM Davenport – though I guess it’s theoretically possible our paths crossed 2+ decades ago and I don’t today remember meeting him.

    Based on a quick look, from what I could find on the Internet SGM Davenport sounds like a great guy.  Maybe I’ll meet him one day and we’ll laugh about ignorant bozos like you over a beer or two.

    You really should quit accusing people I’ve never met of being me, though.  This latest makes at least 3 – plus only God knows how many others that I’ve missed.  I really don’t know for sure how many people you’ve claimed are me; I have better things to do than attempt to monitor all of the asinine, idiotic Internet ramblings of a tool like you.  But I should probably count my blessings; at latest count, another individual who comments at TAH has now been incorrectly accused of being someone he’s not at least 7 times.

    The fact that I’m not SGM Davenport is probably a good thing for you, Dullard. P!ssing off former SF operators or SEALs – and you are neither, your past bogus claims of being SF notwithstanding – like the good SGM and Don Shipley generally isn’t a particularly good idea.

    Living rent-free in your mind kinda sucks, though. Yeah, it’s a cheap place (in every possible sense of the word).  But the place stays disorganized, chaotic, and messy as hell all the freaking time. Things there doesn’t seem to work very well any more; I understand they likely never really did.  Logical thought seems virtually absent; ditto the concepts of being truthful and honorable.  And as your own past statements here and here show, your mind seems simply to reek of both misogyny and racism.  Thankfully I have a strong stomach.

    You might as well give up trying to figure out who I am, WitLessOne.  Based on your demonstrated competence to date I predict you will only find out who I am if and when I want you to know – not before, and maybe not ever.

    But it’s a free country; suit yourself.  Keep wasting your time and looking like an utter fool if that’s what you want.

    Until you come to your senses, I guess I’ll just continue to be your obsession. (I’m not holding my breath.)  Oh well – Queeg had his strawberries; there’s no accounting for the workings of a damn fool’s mind.

    But I still think you should execute the final bit of advice I gave you in my article from about a year ago.  IMO, that advice is still 100% apropos today.  If you’ve forgotten what that advice was, just follow the last link in my earlier article.

  • Annie, Get Yer Gun!

    Ran across this bit of history the other day.  I thought all our readers who are current and former cannon-cockers would enjoy it.

    That’s the old 280mm M65. Twenty were built in the early 1950s. They were nicknamed “Atomic Annie”, likely after the famous German “Anzio Annie” rail gun of World War II.

    Eight still survive today as museum pieces. The one that fired the first (and only) live nuke round is on static display at the US Army Artillery Museum at Fort Sill, OK.

    Here’s a movie of that test-firing, including some neat info about the system as well as the test event itself. Enjoy – and try not to get too big of a chub, guys. (smile)

  • Three More Are Home

    DPMO has announced the identification of one US MIA from World War II and one US MIA from Korea.

    • 1st. Lt. James F. Gatlin, Jr., 575th Bombardment Squadron, 391st Bombardment Group, 9th Air Force, US Army Air Forces, was lost 23 December 1944 in Germany. He was accounted for 9 January 2015.
    • CPL C.G. Bolden, C Company, 1st Battalion, 38th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Infantry Division, US Army, was lost 5 January 1951 in North Korea. He was accounted for 16 January 2015.

    Both will be buried with full military honors.  Information on individual funeral arrangements is not currently available.

    Additionally. as John noted yesterday published media reports indicate that a US survivor of the Bataan Death March who later died of illness while a POW – PVT Arthur H. Kelder, – has also been identified. His remains are pending acceptance by his family, and will presumably also be buried with full military honors.

    You’re no longer missing, my elder brothers-in-arms.  Welcome home; rest now in peace.

    . . .

    Over 73,000 US personnel remain unaccounted for from World War II; over 7,800 US personnel remain unaccounted for from the Korean War; and over 1,600 remain unaccounted for in Southeast Asia (SEA).  Comparison of mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) from recovered remains against mtDNA from a matrilineal descendant can assist in providing a positive ID for those recovered remains.

    Unfortunately, JPAC has recently reorganized their web site; they no longer seems to provide by-name lists of the MIAs for whom there is a need for mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) samples to assist in possible identification of remains.  So if you have a relative that is still MIA from World War II, Korea, or SEA – please consider reading this JPAC fact sheet to see if you qualify to submit a mtDNA sample.

    If you qualify to submit a mtDNA sample and have a relative from World War II, Korea, or SEA who is still MIA, please contact JPAC (there is an 866 number on the flier linked above) and see if they already have a mtDNA sample for your missing relative.  If not, please arrange to submit a sample.  By submitting a mtDNA sample, you may be able to help identify US remains that have been recovered and repatriated but not yet positively identified.

    Everybody deserves a proper burial.  That’s especially true for those who gave their all while serving this nation.

  • Regarding All That “New Medical Research” You See In the Media . . .

    . . . maybe you might want to read this article.

    Caveat lector.   Sounds to me like it might be a good idea to talk things over with a medical professional before acting on any odd-sounding ideas you read based on “new medical research”.

  • More “Global Warming” News

    According to NOAA, today and tomorrow the 14th major impact snowstorm of the 2010s will hit the NE USA. That makes the 2010s – in terms of such major impact snowstorm events – the snowiest decade on record.

    The previous record-holding decades were the 1960s and 2000s. Each of those decades had 10 such .

    Since it’s only January 2015, I don’t suppose I need to remind our readers that the 2010s are not even yet half over.

    Oh, yeah: in case you were wondering, the      pointy-headed idiots      global warming advocates are already blaming this latest blizzard on global warming, too.

    Global warming? More like “glow-bull” warming if you ask me. Yet they persist in blaming everything that happens on “global warming”.  Hmm.

    Why? Well, I think we should just follow the money. IMO that will answer a helluva lot of questions – including why.

  • Some Thoughts on “Deflate-Gate”

    Author’s Note: What follows is not normal TAH fare. But I’ve seen so much scientifically illiterate speculation and bogus commentary on this particular issue that I could damn near hurl. And all our regular readers know how I am about running numbers to ground. (smile)

    That illiteracy includes a whopper of a “rookie” mistake that appeared in the original version of this article (forgetting to change from gauge pressure to absolute pressure – hey, it’s been approaching 40 years since I took thermodynamics, so I plead the proverbial “senior moment” here).  It’s corrected below.

    . . .

    We’ve all heard about “deflate-Gate” recently.

    A quick refresher: 11 of the 12 game balls used by the NE Patriots in their conference championship game were found to be substantially underinflated. The Patriots claim that the balls were inflated to the lower end of the NFL’s specification (between 12.5 and 13.5 PSI – gauge pressure – inclusive) prior to inspection by the game’s referee. What I’ve seen indicates the underinflated balls were reportedly later all found to be approx 2 PSI below the lower limit.

    Each team provides their own game balls for use on offense during the game. The balls are inspected prior to the game, and marked as compliant by the game’s referee. They are then in the possession of that team throughout the game.

    Various theories have been offered. Chief among them is, “The cold temperature during the game caused the pressure to drop.” The NE Patriots claim no wrongdoing, and to have followed the NFL’s rules “to the letter”.

    Well, let’s look at this.

    A Bit of Science Background

    Provided its chemical composition remains unchanged, gas behavior in a closed system is governed by the ideal gas law

    PV=nRT

    where

    P is pressure – absolute, not gauge
    V is volume
    n is the number of gas molecules present
    R is the universal gas constant
    and T is temperature – Kelvin, not Celsius or Fahrenheit

    This equation is equivalent algebraically to

    P = nRT/V

    Since R is a constant, if there’s no change in chemical composition of the gas only 3 things can change the pressure of a gas in a closed system. Those are (1) a change in temperature, (2) a change in volume, (3) removal of some of the gas molecules, or (4) a combination of the three. It really is that simple.

    Change in Temperature

    OK, now let’s assume the change was due solely to a change in temperature.

    10.5 and 12.5 PSI (gauge) equate to 25.2 and 27.2 PSI (absolute), respectively. The balls in question were found to be inflated to (25.2 PSI) / (27.2 PSI) = 0.9265 of the minimum allowable pressure. However, they were inflated in (presumably) environmentally controlled conditions – let’s say 70F. The game conditions were in the high 40sF – let’s say 47F. Could the game temperature being 47 F have caused the discrepancy?

    In a word: no.

    Unlike a balloon, a football’s volume doesn’t change much if any when the internal pressure rises from 25.2 PSI to 27.2 PSI. Rather, the football’s volume remains essentially constant. And if no gas was removed, that means the number of gas molecules is constant between the two pressure measurements.

    Let’s let P1 and T1 be the temperature when inspected; P2 and T2 are similarly the later pressure and temperature.

    That means we have

    0.9265 = P2/P1 = (nRVT2) / (nRVT1) = T2/T1

    A common mistake here is to fail to convert to degrees Kelvin (yeah, it does indeed matter here). 70F is 294.26 K. Doing the math, we find that

    T2 = 0.9265 x T1 = 0.84 x 294.26 K = 272.62 K

    272.68 K is about 31 F. Since the game was played in conditions in the high 40’s F, um, no that isn’t the case here. This was a cool and rainy – but not exceptionally cold – winter day in New England, but the rain wasn’t freezing.

    The game temperature (47 F) only explains a pressure drop of about 1.2 PSI, or somewhat more than half of the observed discrepancy. What I’ve seen indicates the 11 underinflated balls were all reportedly around 2 PSI below the lower limit – or 0.8 PSI lower than can be explained by the game temperature alone.

    Change in Volume

    Well, NFL teams reportedly “prepare” the surface of game balls after inspection to ensure the surface is to their quarterback’s liking after they’ve been inspected by the referee. If this “preparation” process somehow added enough volume to the ball to account for the measured discrepancy, that might explain the incident.

    However, we now know the actual pressure drop due to the temperature change from 70 F to 47 F – 1.2 PSI. That makes P1’ – the expected pressure at 47 F in the absence of tampering – 26 PSI (absolute), or about 11.3 PSI (gauge). So let’s see how much additional volume at 47 F would be required to account for an additional 0.8 PSI pressure drop. Here, T1=T2=47 F. As above,

    V1/V2 = 25.2/26.0 = 0.969 = P2/P1’ = (nRT2V1) / (nRT1V2)

    which means that

    V2 = V1/.969 = 1.032

    The observed pressure of 10.5 PSI (gauge) would require an increase in volume of 3.2% at 47 F. Thus, if the “preparation” process causes a gain in volume of the football by about 3.2%, the observed low-pressure conditions in the 11 of 12 game balls would be explained.

    Let’s see if that’s plausible.

    Per this article, a football can be approximated by an ellipsoid of rotation with major axis a = 14.0 cm and minor axis b = 8.5 cm. Since the equation for the volume of an ellipsoid of rotation is known – V = (4/3)(PI)ab2 (where PI is the physical constant 3.1415926 . . . ) – if we assume that the proportions between a and b remain constant we can calculate how much larger the football would have to be for this to be the case.

    Assuming proportionality will be retained, since 14/8.5 = 28/17, replacing a with 28/17 b yields the simplified equation

    V = (4/3)(PI)(28/17)b3 = (112/51)(PI)b3

    Using the necessary increase in volume of 3.2%, this yields

    Vnew/V = 1.032 = [(112/51)(PI)bnew3] / [(112/51)(PI)b3] = (bnew3)/b3

    Since b = 8.5cm, this yields

    Vnew/V = 1.032 = (bnew3)/614.125, or bnew3 = 1.14(614.125) = 633.62

    This means bnew is approximately 8.59cm.

    Since proportionality is assumed retained this gives revised axis dimensions of b = 8.59cm and a = 14.14cm.

    If the pre-game prep process caused the footballs to expand somewhat, that might explain the rest of the discrepancy. That’s only a slight difference (about 2mm in “fatness” and about 3mm in length) in size. Even professional athletes might not notice that small of a difference.

    Still: I’d have to see that demonstrated to be the case before I’d buy it.

    Change in Number of Gas Molecules

    OK, that leaves a change in the number of gas molecules to explain the difference.

    One way is to use gases that react chemically – like hydrogen and oxygen, for example. The problem here is that most such reactions are also exothermic (heat-producing) and fast – and would raise the football’s internal temperature and pressure to the point it would likely cause the football to explode. They also generally require something to initiate the reaction, like a spark. Those reactions that don’t generate heat generally require long times and/or some heat source. I think we can rule those out.

    Inflating the footballs with gas that begins to condense at around 50 F would also be a possibility, since condensation removes gas molecules also. However, I don’t know of such a gas – and controlling that to achieve a specific pressure drop would be a nightmare. Moreover, if the weather got colder than expected, that could result in complete deflation. I think we can ignore this one also.

    That leaves the possibility of gas molecules being removed.

    While air does diffuse through rubber, it’s a very slow process; it’s one reason why your tires lose pressure over time. A 2 PSI drop just doesn’t happen to 11 out of 12 footballs naturally in one half of football.

    A Last Possibility

    There is one other possible explanation that I can think of. Suppose the footballs were intentionally inflated with heated air, then immediately inspected? Leather and rubber are thermal insulators – not great insulators, but they provide some insulation.  If the time between inflation and inspection was very short, the heated air used to inflate the balls might not be apparent.  This might be the case if the ball was inflated in a referee’s presence, then immediately handed to them for inspection.

    Let’s see if this is feasible. How hot would the air have to be to cause a 2 PSI drop between inflation and game temp of 47 F?

    From above, if volume is constant and no air is removed then P2/P1 = T2/T1. That means

    P2/P1 = 25.2/27.2 = 281.483/T1, or T1 = (27.2/25.2) x 281.483 = 303.77 K, or about 87 F

    So, if the footballs were intentionally inflated in the presence of the referee using air heated to around, say, 87 F to 90 F vice ambient temperature, during the game they’d drop to about 10.5 PSI (gauge).

    My Guess

    Based on the above, I’m guessing one of two things happened.

    First, and IMO most likely, possibility: someone intentionally let some air out of the game balls in question, dropping the pressure by about 1 PSI or so. In doing that they missed one, accounting for 11 of 12 balls with low pressure.

    Second: one ball was inflated previously using air at 70F, then given to the referee for his inspection.  The remainder were inflated in the referee’s presence using air heated to around 87 to 90 F. This would also explain the observed conditions.

    That said, it’s close. Most teams would be given the benefit of the doubt. But given the Patriots’ history, well, I’m not inclined to give them that benefit. IMO, even in 2007 NFL teams just didn’t give up a 1st round draft pick when they were alleged to have broken league rules w/o a fight if they were innocent. YMMV.

    If I had to bet, I’d bet on the first. But either is possible.  And IMO either is absolutely shady and unethical conduct.

    The sad thing is that if this was indeed a case of tampering, like many cases we see regarding stolen valor it just simply wasn’t necessary. The way the Patriots were playing that day, as Andrew Luck – quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts – put it: “They could have used soap for balls and they’d have still won.”

    Again: sorry for the rookie error in the original, but it’s been a while since I dealt with this stuff.

  • For TAH’s Younger Readers: 20 Minutes with Al

    TAH has a wide age range in it’s readership – from teens to those in their 80s (hello, Sam). Though many of our older readers may enjoy what follows, I’m writing this primarily for our younger readers – those who are maybe 30 and younger.

    For those younger readers, here’s a bit of unsolicited free advice. Take it or not as you see fit.

    I’d suggest you get high-quality audio copies of the tunes below.  Set them aside for a while – maybe a couple of decades or so.  When you turn about, say, 50 . . . give them a listen.

    They might not exactly be your “cup of tea” now.  But I think you’ll view them differently at that point in your life.  As one age, one’s perspectives and tastes change.

    These particular tunes age quite well.

     

    Youth and Infatuation

     

    A Unique Time and Place

    and, with apologies to Marcel Proust:

    Remembrance of Things Past

     

    FWIW: the above can be found on Al Stewart’s albums “Year of the Cat” and “Time Passages”.  The sound quality on both is exquisite; Alan Parsons engineered both albums.  They’re also on at least one of his “Greatest Hits” collections.

    As I said above:  unsolicited advice, so give it the value you deem apropos.

    . . .

    We now return you to your regular TAH programming.  (smile)

  • More on David Gregory and His “Magazine Incident”

    Remember David Gregory?  You know, that “Meet the Press” host who flouted DC’s gun laws a couple of years ago and got away with it?

    Well, turns out that’s not the fault of the DC police.  It seems the DC police wanted to arrest Gregory for that stunt, and recommended he be charged.  The DC Attorney General, Irvin B. Nathan, ignored their request for an arrest warrant.  The linked story paraphrases the reason as being because the prosecutor thought Gregory “was just too nice a guy and had no other criminal intent”.

    Yeah, right.  How about not p!ssing on our legs and telling us it’s raining, Nathan?

    This has all the indications of having been nothing but a blatant quid pro quo to ensure continued good press and public support from Gregory and NBC on gun control issues.  You cut Gregory a break because you agree with him politically and he could help you in the future – plain and simple.  Had it been an ordinary Joe or Jane vice someone you agreed with politically and found useful, you’d have nailed them to the wall.

    But hey – that’s the DC city government for ya.  Crap like that shouldn’t surprise anyone.  It’s just business as usual.