Author: COB6

  • Bill Maher is an America-Hating Prick!

    http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/checker.aspx?v=ydkUqGZu6U

    Do not watch this if you have been drinking too much or happen to be cleaning your weapon while a young prick is visiting your teenaged daughter.

    While I do think that asses like Maher being allowed to spew their idiotic filth on public airwaves only validates my existence (as well as my daughter and son) I do think at some point it will be our demise.

    Rome was not defeated, it collapsed from within. Assholes like this quicken that event.

  • Subject: USA TODAY Gun Vote

    This is great…are they listening?????? Scroll down to do your voting…I
    did!!!

    You will immediately see the number of citizens who have voted.

    This takes literally 2 clicks to complete.

    Please vote on this gun issue question with USA Today. It will only take a
    few seconds of your time. Then pass the link on to all the pro gun
    folks you know. Hopefully these results will be published later this
    month. This upcoming year will become critical for gun owners with the
    Supreme Court accepting the District of Columbia case against the rig ht
    for individuals to bear arms.

    First – vote on this one.

    Second – launch it to other folks and have THEM vote – then we will see if
    the results get published.

    Vote in the USA Today poll – click on the link below.

    The Question is:
    Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right to bear arms?

    VOTE HERE!

    H/T to Chuck for the heads up.

  • Angie Harmon Gives me an Excuse to Post this Photo

    I totally agree with everything Ms. Harmon has to say.

    “Here’s my problem with this, I’m just going to come out and say it. If I have anything to say against Obama it’s not because I’m a racist, it’s because I don’t like what he’s doing as President and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you’re called a racist,” Harmon told Tarts at Thursday’s Los Angeles launch of the new eyelash-growing formula, Latisse. “But it has nothing to do with it, I don’t care what color he is. I’m just not crazy about what he’s doing and I heard all about this, and he’s gonna do that and change and change, so okay … I’m still dressing for a recession over here buddy and we’ve got unemployment at an all-time high and that was his number one thing and that’s the thing I really don’t appreciate. If I’m going to disagree with my President, that doesn’t make me a racist. If I was to disagree with W, that doesn’t make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous.”
    ……………..
    “I do think McCain would have done a better job, only because I think he has more experience. I also think if W or John McCain or Reagan would have gone and done a talk show, the backlash would have been so huge and in his face, and ‘What is our president doing? How unclassy!’ But Obama does it and no one says anything,” Harmon said.
    And in spite of the scornful opinions most of her Tinseltown counterparts have shared on Gov. Sarah Palin, Harmon remains a true fan.

  • Leftist Pissed at Obama; Cultist Down with it

    It will never become full blown Bush Derangement Syndrome but some on the far left are realizing that they were rhetorically punked by Obama.

    First from Yahoo news:

    President Barack Obama’s Afghanistan proposal is under fire from the liberal base, which is becoming increasingly disappointed in his war policies.

    Russ Feingold, the liberal and often defiant Wisconsin senator, said today that that Obama’s plan “could make the situation worse, not better.”

    Peace Action, a liberal anti-war organization, is organizing a coalition to petition Congress to oppose Obama’s Afghanistan plan.

    “It’s a shame President Obama believes he can pursue the same militaristic strategy as his predecessors and produce a different result,” said Kevin Martin, executive director of Peace Action.

    And Win Without War, another anti-war group, also slammed Obama.

    “I regret that President Obama, in his desire to protect our nation from a genuine threat, has outlined a policy that will undermine our security, not enhance it,” said Tom Andrews, the organization’s executive director. “In short, the president’s policy is playing into the hands of Al Qaeda and the Taliban by providing them with a cause that unites and strengthens them.”

    It’s not just the totally wacked out anti-war hippies. No the probable source of most of Southern Democrat’s talking point drivel is also not happy.

    This is from the Daily Kos:

    After 60 days of comprehensive reviews and leaks about differences over those reviews within the administration, no surprises have emerged in the new strategy for the “good war” in Afghanistan that President Obama announced today. Not even the slightest hint about when the U.S. troop commitment might end. And not a word about the 550 or more prisoners in the infamous Bagram prison, many of them previously tortured and still held without recourse to legal or humanitarian intervention.

    While I think these wackos are dead wrong, I will give them credit for a spoonful of intellectual honesty. Obama played them like his personal bitch and they aren’t happy about it. I say good on them, I’d be pissed too if I was a leftist loon who supported a bunch of empty platitudes and discovered that he was just pissing on my leg the whole time.

    And we walked the walked. I criticized President Bush on many occasions and don’t get me started on McCain. If some of you remember my old blog, he was Oxygen Thief of the Week, TWICE. That’s because I am a man of integrity and character secure in my own convictions.

    The cult of Obama is not distracted by silly things like conviction.

    See the post below and explain to me where Jon Soltz has any conviction or integrity for that matter. Soltz is little more than a malcontent making a living shepherding a cult of malcontents.

    As for Southern Democrat’s comment:

    I believe I read on the wire today that the US is finally getting smart about Afghan, and is sending in civilians to help these people, not soldiers to kill them. We will finally do what should have been the first tactic and have people trained in well digging, agriculture, medicine, schooling, all sorts of benificial programs that will help to bring the people of Afghanistan out of the hole we drove them into.

    That could be the most idiotic statement I have read all year. I don’t necessarily disagree with Obama’s plan but understand something dumbass, this is Bush policy doubled down.

  • I AM Appointing COB6 the AR 15-6 Investigating Officer

    “Given the nature of the charges and in the interest of the families, I am appointing COB6 as Investigating Officer pursuant to Army Regulation 15-6. His investigation and findings are expected to guide this convening authority to a just and prudent disposition of this case.” G.S. Patton Jr. (As channeled by COB6)

    It was important that General Patton appoint me. He has blogged from the grave many times before and I think I am the exclusive channel he uses.

    In this particular case, his resurgence to announce the appointment was really necessary as only a general court-martial convening authority may appoint an investigation for incidents resulting in property damage of $1,000,000, the loss or destruction of an Army aircraft or missile, an injury or illness resulting in, or likely to result in, total disability, or the death of one or more persons.

    While I have always detested AR 15-6 duties they are important and this one in particular seemed to cry for a thorough, professional and unbiased investigation:

    JERUSALEM — The parents of an American man severely wounded by Israeli troops during a West Bank protest have asked Israeli police to investigate, their lawyer said…Tristan Anderson, 38, from Oakland, Calif., was struck in the head by a tear-gas canister fired by members of Israel’s paramilitary border police in the Palestinian village of Naalin on March 13. Mr. Anderson had joined a protest against Israel’s separation barrier, which cuts off Naalin from 300 acres of olive groves. In the past year, four Palestinians were killed in Naalin by Israeli troops quelling weekly stone-throwing protests against the barrier, according to Israeli human rights group B’tselem….

    His father, Mike, said Israel must “take full responsibility for the shooting of our son.” Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Yigal Palmor said Mr. Anderson’s injury was “an extremely regrettable result of rioting.”…

    Rights activists say Israeli troops often use excessive force in dispersing West Bank protests, and fire tear-gas canisters directly at protesters – using them as a weapon, rather than a means to disperse crowds. The Israeli military says stone-throwing poses a threat to troops, and several officers have been injured by rocks. The military said troops used permitted means of riot dispersal, such as tear gas, rubber-coated steel pellets and stun grenades.

    Now to my investigation. This won’t take long.

    Done. Two beers; might be a new record.

    Findings and Recommendations:

    Findings:
    Mr. Anderson has been a career ass clown and his exploits of anti-Americanism and sheer dumb-assery have only escalated over the years.

    From tree sitting at one of the most liberal universities in America to finally going to protest in a war zone, Mr. Anderson’s intelligence and cognitive abilities have seemed to atrophy over the years.

    Mr. Anderson freely entered a war zone where, by definition, people are being killed.

    Mr. Anderson decided, of his own volition, to ally himself with those that were justly getting their ass kicked.

    In the process of this, Mr. Anderson got his own ass kicked. This happens when you pick the wrong ally.

    In a voluntary act of criminal activity against a sovereign state Mr. Anderson was wounded.

    Mr. Anderson was 38 years old at the time of the incident. He was not a minor and was not under the supervision of either parents or guardians.

    Recommendations:
    Mr. Anderson should be allowed to die and his remains to be treated with the dignity and respect that the Palestinians will no doubt offer a western Christian.

    His parents should STFU and realize that when you have a son who is 38 years old and acting like a complete moron, bad things are destined to happen.

    COB6, Investigating Officer

  • Is Jay Inslee the next Jefferson Davis?

    Short answer is no. As misguided as Davis may have been, he was not a complete retard which is something Representative Inslee cannot claim.

    File this under: “You Can’t Make This Shit Up”.

    The moratorium on offshore oil drilling “will be reinstated,” Inslee told CNSNews.com, but he did not specify whether he meant the executive branch moratorium or the one from the Interior Department. “One way or the other, it will be reinstated,” said Inslee. “One way or the other, by any means necessary. “We are off the Pacific coast, and there would be a civil war,” said Inslee. “There would be something like a secessionist movement if there was a serious attempt to [permanently] remove the moratorium.”

    Perhaps Mr. Inslee is not just retarded, he is also ignorant of history. Aside from far superior leadership the last secessionist movement also enjoyed an alliance of a significant portion of the country with a clear line of distinction between the two warring parties. When this line got a bit fuzzy West Virginia was created and presto, clear line again.

    This allowed Davis, Breckenridge, Lee and the boys to exploit total control of interior lines of communication. Why is this important? Because apparently Mr. Inslee hasn’t managed an alliance of quite such a scope:

    But Rep. Greg Walden (R-Ore.), who serves on the House Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming and also attended the conference, told CNSNews.com that offshore oil drilling should provide an integral part of American energy and recommended the Interior Department begin distributing offshore oil drilling leases.
    …………………………
    “Yes,” the Interior Department should begin distributing leases for offshore oil and gas exploration, Walden told CNSNews.com.

    So, it doesn’t appear that Inslee’s secession idea is likely to gain much traction.

    But what would we be losing if this dumbass could convince his fellow citizens that this was a good idea?

    I personally don’t think grunge-rock, Starbucks and Yakima Training Area is worth a war. And with the Seahawks out of the picture maybe San Antonio can finally get a NFL team.

  • Has “60 Minutes” noticed the emperor is naked?

    In an interview with 60 minutes tonight, Steve Kroft started asking a series of questions about the economy and the endless trail of bail outs; President Obama kept smiling and even laughing.

    His remarks came in a “60 Minutes” interview in which he was pressed by an incredulous Steve Kroft for laughing and chuckling several times while discussing the perilous state of the world’s economy.

    “You’re sitting here. And you’re— you are laughing. You are laughing about some of these problems. Are people going to look at this and say, ‘I mean, he’s sitting there just making jokes about money—’ How do you deal with— I mean: explain. . .” Kroft asks at one point.

    “Are you punch-drunk?” Kroft says.

    Quick note to Mr. Kroft:

    He’s not punch drunk you idiot. He is simply not letting a good crisis go to waste. You and your cohorts sold this socialist, community organizer as the Messiah and now you have the balls to question him?

    He’s laughing at you Steve; you and the millions of dumb-asses who blindly bought his shit sandwich wrapped as hope and change.

    And 60 Minutes is not alone. Even the New York Times is beginning to show signs of wavering on the anointed one:

    And believe me, if you’re a devout leftist and you’ve lost Frank Rich, you have problems.

    Has a ‘Katrina Moment’ Arrived?

    By FRANK RICH March 21, 2009

    A CHARMING visit with Jay Leno won’t fix it. A 90 percent tax on bankers’ bonuses won’t fix it.
    Firing Timothy Geithner won’t fix it. Unless and until Barack Obama addresses the full depth of Americans’ anger with his full arsenal of policy smarts and political gifts, his presidency and, worse, our economy will be paralyzed.

    It would be foolish to dismiss as hyperbole the stark warning delivered by Paulette Altmaier of Cupertino, Calif., in a letter to the editor published by The Times last week: “President Obama may not realize it yet, but his Katrina moment has arrived.”

    Is there a sea change coming or is Obama laughing because he has a plan that will render the useful idiots in the media totally disarmed?

  • Who is this Retarded, Fat POS? And why he must go!

    The douchebag above is the Honorable Donald C. Winter. This idiot is the Secretary of the Navy and he has decided for God only knows what reason to give the Navy’s highest non-employee civilian award to the biggest jackass in Washington.

    And more importantly; THE BIGGEST DISCRACE TO THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS NATION!!!!!!!!

    On March 5, 2009 Congressman John Murtha was awarded the Department of the Navy Distinguished Public Service Award by the Secretary of the Navy, Donald C. Winter. From the press release: It is the highest form of public service recognition bestowed by the Department of the Navy for a non-employee. According to the Department, nominations for this award will be limited to those extraordinary cases where individuals have demonstrated exceptionally outstanding service of substantial and long term benefit to the Navy, Marine Corps, or as Department of the Navy as a whole.

    If that didn’t make your head explode, read the citation on the award:

    The Citation reads:
    Congressman Murtha’s selfless devotion to the Nation’s Sailors and Marines ensured they were provided the resources necessary to effectively conduct the Global War on Terrorism. His courageous leadership, vision, and loyalty to the men and women of the Department of the Navy greatly contributed to their quality of life and helped create the most modern and highly trained fighting force in history. As Chairman of Subcommittee on Defense of the House Appropriations Committee, Congressman Murtha’s tireless advocacy helped maintain the Navy and Marine Corps team at the highest levels of combat readiness to meet the challenges of the 21st century. With grateful appreciation for his outstanding contributions to the Nation and the Navy and Marine Corps, Congressman Murtha is awarded the Department of the Navy Distinguished Public Service Award.

    I know that this about kissing Murtha’s fat ass to get money for the next big Navy project but my God man, do you have to dance on the graves of brave men and women to do it?

    The senile old POS Murtha has not released a statement about this but he has said many things before:
    “It [Haditha, Marines] is as bad as Abu Ghraib, if not worse.”
    (Murtha, May 2006)

    “They [the Marines/Military] knew the day after this happened that it was not as they portrayed it. They knew that they (marines) went into the rooms, they killed the people in the taxi. There was no firing at all. And this comes from the highest authority in the Marine Corps, so there’s no question in my mind,”
    (Murtha, May 2006)

    “… they [Marine] killed innocent civilians in cold blood.”
    (Murtha, May 17, 2006 at news conference)

    “There was no firefight. There was no IED that killed these innocent people. Our troops overreacted because of the pressure on them, and they killed innocent civilians in cold blood”
    (Murtha, May 19, 2006)

    “They actually went into the houses and killed women and children. And there was about twice as many as originally reported by Times.”
    (Murtha, Reuters, May 19, 2006)

    “Our troops over-reacted because of the pressure on them, and they killed innocent civilians in cold blood.”
    (Murtha, ARAB WORLD NEWS, May 19, 2006)

    “It’s [Haditha, Marines] much worse than reported in Time magazine.”
    (Murtha, News.comAU, May 18, 2006)

    BLITZER: The marines say they’re still investigating. They don’t know what happened yet. The pentagon says the same thing. How do you know what happened?
    MURTHA: Wolf, you read the “Time” magazine articles. There are pictures, there are photos. You don’t have to talk to the military about the proof.
    (Murtha, on CNN/Wolf Blitzer, May 19, 2006… transcript)

    ”We can go to Okinawa. . . . We can redeploy there almost instantly.”
    (Murtha, June 11, 2006, Meet The Press)

    “We can’t win this.”
    (Rep. John Murtha, Congressional Record, June 15, 2006, p. H4028)

    “We are causing the problem.”
    Rep.John Murtha, Congressional Record, June 15, 2006, p. H4028)

    Gunnery Sgt Doyle has a petition to sign at his site but I can’t get it to open and apparently others have had problems with it.

    So, here is a major plea to everyone in the “This Ain’t Hell” nation. Please try to sign his petition, if you can’t open it drop your comments here. I’ll make sure he gets them.

    This is an abomination and must not stand!

    Why am I so animated about a douche spitting in the eye of every Marine?

    SGT Hook posted about it in December of 2006:

    Marine Lance Corporal Thomas Echols of Shepherdsville, Ky, made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom on Monday, December 4, 2006 while conducting combat operations in Al Anbar province, Iraq. He was assigned to 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division, II Marine Expeditionary Force, Camp Lejeune, N.C.

    LCPL Echols was COB’s son Josh’s best friend all through high school. They each followed family traditions in joining the military and though Josh was in the Army and Tom in the Marines, they both ended up in Iraq at the same time.

    They both recently returned home, Josh will be attending Tom, LCPL Echols’ funeral this week.
    I’ll see you Fiddler’s Green Marine. Semper Fi. Sgt Hook out.