Author: Claymore

Dems blow

With friends like these…

Weak end at Bernie’s

When you’ve lost MSNBC

Astroturf for Assholes

Maybe they need a basket

“Proud to stand”, or trip or be dragged into a waiting vehicle…

Noah’s flood of stupid

Fake non-partisans always fake support Hillary because of their fake morals

A tisket a tasket…

That’s because she’s a LIAR

Plague spreader

No go for the Depot

Gyno-Americans understand

Hello walls

Photoshopped?

Aborting the future

Bozos

So they hate Jews, Christians and black people?

…if only they put this much effort into a real job.

Trump wants to “destroy” America

Poll dancers

Trump giving gifts is worse then Sec of State taking “donations”

Cough cough hack hack

“Email thing” is BS?

Map muppet

Full potato

Sand(ers) in your v’jay-jay

That damned right wing media

Rolling Stone…that bastion of whatever

No respect for the dead

More classiness

Ponder this while you make my coffee, Mr. African Lesbian Poetry Major

Someone please think of the unions!

Too lazy to drive

Well if it quacks like a duck…

NASA = you’re all killing the planet

Well, let’s get this out of the way…you’re racist.

Giving Weiner a Huma

Sympathy, right up until they blow up your local mall

Wonka has no god

Remind me again who’s in power in Illinois?

Do it for the chirrin’

Taxing your health records

Outsourcing stupid

DUtards are patriots; yet another in a series

Impossible. I know for a fact Jewish women don’t go down.

So would Hillary falling off her broom.

Yes…this is exactly the same thing. DUmbass.

Wah wah wah…Republicans are mean.

Ugly American. Ick.

Deploy the lackeys!

When Barry Met Chewie – A Love Story

Calling Hillary on the “carpet”…

1st Amendment fosters “bad information”. Yeah.

Gyno-American’s Playbook

Pro-gun Republicans hate free speech…you know, like on college campuses and stuff.

Everything is racist

Fauxcahontas get’um scalped by Green Witchdoctor

Hillary has a list too…mostly dead people though.

Even Jimmy Carter is struggling with Cankles McPantsuit

…first remove the mote from your own eye.

This is a job for OBAMACARE!

BTW, you’re all racists, in case you didn’t know.

Well that explains the echo.

Clinton Foundation…beyond reproach.

Simple; no one really likes Hillary Clinton

Giffords Gun Grabbing GOPers

Agony of defeat

Trump exit in Sept?

Militarization of the po-po

Hello DU? Vince Foster on line two.

Reaching out to black voters = racist

Lying liars who lie

Capt. Nutjob’s crotch fruit running for office in Florida. Naturally.

Southern strategy

Whistling past the graveyard – Part 52hundredthmillion

OOOOOH SNAP!

Be careful what you wish for, buttercup.

Senate blues

DUmbass has the sads and needs help finding good things about Hillary

The numbers don’t add up

This from the party of Prozac

The Honey Boo-boo Demographic

The words “Hillary” and “go down” should never be this close to one another.

The pussification continues unabated

Catch and release

Myrtle Beach Days

Are you on Morris Dees’ list?

Putin with disaster

Then how about a sternly crafted hashtag?

Fonzie says “sit on it”

…the end of the world as we know it.

Requisite ‘Trump’s a Nazi’ post

“Stereotypes are racist, unless WE use them.”

That time when lying to Congress was no big deal

Berning with passion

Sick of Hannity

Hurricane Nothing

Rape culture

Seems like it would just be easier to get a job and pay the loan

It ain’t easy being green

Fauxcahontas heap big sad face

Foiled again

Wasting your vote helps Hillary

Obama approved

Someone else’s responsibility

Hannitized

Twitter twatter

…stranger than fiction.

Making enemas from lemonade

Oh noes the skeery gunz give me the sads!

Yea! Pictures!

Gold Medal in Misogyny?

Grannie Clinton

Boobs

Trump has “inflicted wounds” on America. Ok.

Feminist library can’t afford their rent…imagine that.

That time when we were $19T in debt but leftists want us to borrow more for stupid shit.

It wouldn’t be an election year without the Bush/Nazi assertion

“Mainely” identity politics

Jingoistic display of pollution spewing climate killers

Mr. President, Mr. Pot and Mr. Kettle are on line one

“Bravery”

Busting out that gyno-American vote

What the fork?

There’s lying, and then there’s lawyer lying

Abdul looks like a lady

Game over

Sec. Clinton, Mr. Pot and Mr. Kettle on line two

Takes one to know one

That one time where a celebrity death match might work

The Gold Standard

…then they went after the commie green party.

Orange is the new White House

Defection infection

Kill the messenger

The enemy of my enema…

Liberals love choice, as long as they get to pick it for you

Dog whistle for all us gun nuts, I guess.

Serious note; Russia has upgraded a host of conventional and nuclear systems. We have focused on where people pee and being Iran’s bitch.

Talking to yourself…

Thinking “down ticket”

Gas the messenger

Nyet

Even Alex Jones thinks this shit is paranoid

Oh, so NOW they’re crazy

Anyone who doesn’t toe the line = fake progressive

Shut up Wesley

Pain killers

Everyone is racist. And by everyone, they mean white people.

Democrats…it’s not illegal if really really promise to do good things

Gettin’ huffy with the Berns

How do you determine intent?

Don’t want them to use your song? Don’t sell the rights to it, dipshit.

Wasn’t this the same guy they were calling a hero last year?

Poll position

The entire convention? You’re going to have to be more specific.

Hey, maybe it’s the “Joooos”?

So now MSNBC is a right wing operation, which is nice…

Hey, Mikey likes it!

Ok, this is some crazy shit right here…

Down with homogeneity! What?

“Don’t boo the brown people!”

Foxy Crazies!