Well that explains the abortion thing
Fake white people with fake black friends always ask fake questions
So you’re saying she’s talented
“Permission” has dollar signs, DUmbass
All we need is love…and revenge…and reparations
Calling car of the Left Breasted American Pussy
Proper English…misspells “graduated”. Idiot.
Tell me again how virtuous Bernie is
Ban one flag and burn the other
Even DU thinks Jeb! is a pussy
Dipstick gets shot for being a dipstick….racism
Apparently the NRA killed those Dallas cops
No wait, Chief Brown is an Uncle Tom
Peaceful http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028000523
DUer’s Are Patriots; Part Seventy Hundred Bajillion
America – supporting poor prostitutes since WWII
Murdering your progeny with a smirk
Vote Hillary, because you know…Ireland
Sitting on your ass has consequences
Bernie the sexist trying to boss Hillary around
Funds from foreign “investors”
Maybe he’ll do a sit in and pout
That time when the “outsider” sold out
The answer is “More than Elizabeth Warren”
Gee, didn’t see this one coming
Could be the most honest thread ever on DU
The media is anti-Clinton, which is why she’s ahead
Well this dude should be gone soon…
Guess they didn’t find the delete key
The enemy of my enemy needs an enema
Another DUer not long for the trashbin
Fire up the shredder, we have a Constitution to feed it
And yet another DUer who will soon earn a tombstone
All that’s missing is an anti-Semitic rant
They don’t call them limousine liberals for nothing
Wait, Dave Matthews is still alive?
The DNC, brought to you by Darth Comcast
If only someone knew what excessive drinking could lead to
“Just an interview. A security review.”
I can’t wait to see what they did with the Ho-Ho’s
DUer named “ThinkCritically” does neither
Alaskan Thai ladyboy is faster than your Title 9 coed
This is becoming a weekly thing now
Next, Wonder Woman is a man, baby, YEAH!
When you’re a Muslim apologist and a feminist…
This Memorial Day brought to you by the military think tank at DU
Memorial Day was stolen from the black man. Wut?
Hardest Working Woman Incarceration
As long as it doesn’t clash with their yoga appointment.
…because he’s stupid, get it? Yuk yuk yuk.
Save your Confederate money, boys.
“There have been zero days since our last incident”
Smartest Grannie on the planet ain’t got no time for your stupid laws
If Alex Jones was a leftist whackjob…instead of just a whackjob.
Debbie Whatsherface-Shitz has a Berning itch
A real Clinton supporter would just swallow.
Maybe if I didn’t have a $10k health care deductible and flat wages for 8 years?
Ok, I agree with this one…this does suck.
Identity politics, when you just can’t blame yourself for being an asshole
It’s like Festivus for retards
Stupid games, stupider prizes…more stupid? Stupidest? Whatever.
Religion of peace. Or is it pieces?
Hey you kids, get off my lawn!
“Women need to avoid men who carry guns.”…like Bill Clinton’s security detachment?
I’ll take “Dumbasses on MSNBC” for $100, Alex.
Hey, here’s an idea, let’s make them wear little buttons and herd them into boxcars.
Shorter version – you’re all heartless…no pun intended.
Burn the Constitution, for the children.
Someone isn’t paying attention, but then again, leftists don’t like paying for anything, so…
Girl with nice boobs has a potty mouth.
The Obama/Sanders Electile Dysfunction
We got a real rocket surgeon here.
Conservatives are dumb, yuk yuk yuk…
Tailgunner Joe stumping for Debbie Whatsherface-Shitz
People who disagree with me = Paid trolls
DU tribe heap big angry at Chief Cheetoskin
“Ran out of weed three days before the welfare check cleared.”
Statists, communists, why quibble over labels.
Single payer, but who’s paying?
That time when people who work hard, and people who work hard at not working, clash.