Author: Claymore

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Dick Tater

Fox in the hen house

You got a little bit of Obama all over your shirt, dude.

“Transition”

Super Freak

Trump is NOT the left’s fault, y’all!

Show me your war face

Equal; still takes off 6 weeks maternity leave

No Trump supporter left behind

Enter Sandman

I thought body shaming was bad

Hey, wasn’t Jackson a Democrat?

Say ‘what’ again, I dare you

Oh, now I get it. Fox News.

How long did it take them to find Hillary’s emails?

Shrug

Wipe your mouth

Tom Arnold – Patriot

Pay for your own grannie’s teeth, asshole.

Why does ‘left wing economics’ always involved taking more of my money

So the NRA is now in bed with the Russians

Boo hoo?

Trump, product of the extreme left

Yelling his hairpiece off

So now Ben Carson is crazy?

They’re so cute with their cognitive dissonance

Release the hounds

Middle America = Pompous overweight blabbermouths

Sleepless in denial

Who’s declared war on whom again?

Clearly we need a higher minimum wage to fix this

Nuttier than squirrel shit

The day they lost Mika

NORK from Ork

…I don’t think that word means what you think it does.

Stupid men keeping the sisters down

Voting against leftist shitbags is anti-American?

…let’s go to the tape.

Democrats take the “high road”. Say what?

Lower taxes mean the country is f*cked? Really?

“As a woman…”

Blah blah blah, Hillary is still not president

Pushing that racist agenda

Yeah, but it’s still on MSNBC

No left turn

Your requisite “you’re racist” post of the week

Consider the source

Obama tried to HELP Trump. Oh, I get it.

Do your own damn homework, a-hole

How is it moral to extort someone else’s labor for your benefit?

You’re stupid and white

Return of Sanders Claus

Here we go with the immigrant stories again

We don’t need no education

When’s that Calexit thing again?

Again with the treason crap

Darth Chaffetz, your new Sith Lord

Gay bashing

Did I mention that you’re stupid and white?

How can you be an avalanche when you melt so quickly?

Ooh ooh! Pick me…is it ‘racism’?

Unhappy President’s Day

…and what did the upteen golf outings a week cost?

The stink of desperation

Abortive measures against womynses

See and Say, CIA

Sauce for the goose

Paging Leon Panetta…your $35k a week flights home are calling

Won’t this really hurt man-bun wearing beta males the most?

McMaster of his own domain

Yea! I’ve missed these fake ass stories…

…and this one too!

Rise of the subversive right

Keep in mind, this is NOT a parody thread….keep that in mind.

“High crimes”…right.

Proving your bonafides using your kids

It’s the Russian mob, I tell ya!

They honestly view themselves this way

Good luck with that shit

Oh FFS….really?

The revolution will be televised

Hunters for dirty air

Blah blah blah…bullshit

Tough job. Someone has to lie about it.

Can’t you paint with all the colors of the wind?

She seems nice.

Invest in aluminum foil futures

What part of ‘illegal’ don’t you understand?

1st world high-school problems

Meh. I give is a 4 on creativity. Try harder.

Have you come to terms with his reprehensible actions?

Define “treason”

Money doesn’t grow on trees, DUmbass

In other words, Hitler?

Why Trump Won; Volume Eleventy-Bajillion

Off to a blazing Fraken start

It’s like writing to your imaginary friends

Waxing poetic over “playing dirty”

DUer’s discover actual facts…insanity ensues. Because racist.

Polls showed Hillary winning…yeah. How’d that work out.

Is ketchup still a vegetable?

Evil Empire

Mother Tucker

I’ll make my own damn sandwich, thanks.

…and yet it still sucks ass.

If this doesn’t peg your irony meter, noting will.

Yellow stripes and dead possum

Darth Howie and the Scream Team

Playing the numbers

Streep Brawl

Whoa. This dude is deep, man.

Outnumbered…in California

Dude that writes scary stories is brilliant

Leftists are Patriots: Part Eleventy-hundred-thousand

Requisite Nazi Germany comparison

Oh, so NOW they’re interested in the debt

It’s racism. 24/7. All the time. Every time.

Little Green Footballs of Hate

Takes one to know one

Trump is anti-American

California dreamin’

In the land of the blind…

Trump for prison

Since I didn’t get my way, you’re all traitors

This will make spotting them easier

Hillary’s blow job

Change you can believe in

Revolutionary idea, y’all should try this

TL; DR…I’ll sum up; Obama is Jesus

Foxy lady

Yeah, but he endorsed Hilary (mic drop)

So now we base politics on what’s cool?

I hope they never figure out this is why Trump won

I wished these assholes would pick something and stick with it

Not buying it. Ten weeks ago they were trying to put these people out of work

Trolls for hire!

Wait, Trump commanded the Russians to hack Hillary?

Dripping with irony. Obamaian irony.

Stan by me

Classy….picking on a little kid

You’re stupid and you love Russians

Cahoots Incorporated

Bring out your dead!!

But urbanites are just so much cooler…

So, no honeymoon?

What rhymes with “journalist”?

Oh, so NOW they’re worried about security clearances.

Naughty list

You say you want a revolution…

You misspelled “saved free speech”.

I guess he won’t be ronrey anymore

Run over by a Van

Pardon me!

Prosecute the corpse of Nixon

Boo-effin-hoo

Apparently Dems have standards?

The Hateful Eight

Bitter clinger

Muslim sycophant for DNC chair

Reagan/Trump nexus

Ugly

Poor babies!!!

…for all the wrong reasons.

White people…they’re really just not that into you.

That could have been me…if it had happened 9 months ago. Dumbass.

Mr. Pot blames Mr. Kettle

I love this story…

DUmmies has the sads

Trump is a “cheater”. LOL!

Finally sinking in, eh hoser?

Not sure. How did it feel when Obama did that to you guys?

Obama’s “good economy”

We’re all gonna DIE!!!!

You mean like union thugs?

The Terribles

People’s Republic of California

So now it’s Putin and God’s fault?

Well the Methodists are at it again.

Last minute shopping

I don’t think this helps your argument, DUmbass

Wait, Russians are behind the California secession bullshit?

So how did that work out for ya?

They’re just not that into you.

The Wedding Planner

You say you want a revolution…well really you want someone else to do it, but yeah.

Mired in identity politics

DUbasses still don’t get the concept of ‘republic’

Clearly the Russian’s fault

Treason or something. This is what happens when you smoke pot, kids.

Dumb Peoples’ Republic of California

What a cunning plan /eyeroll

Yeah, because they’ve done so effin’ great so far.

Chicken Little called…he said you’re a pussy.

Fake Republicans always give out fake apologies

They’ll be making excuses all the way up until they get their throats slit

Missing the Bern

Black Presidents Matter

Libs complaining about “cult of personality”. Wow.

This is going to be a fun four years.

War…

DUmbasses are Constitutional scholars

…and they all congregate on DU.

Didn’t stop Obama from getting elected. Twice.

And back to Hollywood they crawl for affirmation.

That right-wing mainstream media, boy.

Cognitive dissonance. Look it up.

Oh, you mean like bombing an aspirin plant to avert attention off your penis?

Monkey see, monkey do.

Yeah, no one has ever complained about this project, ever.

Hack

So now voting for people the left doesn’t like is treason?

Tower of power

The crucifixion of St. Bernie

Yes. Blue Team should get right on this.

If they only had a brain.

College learnin’

Delusion.

Hey, didn’t they say this same shit about Obama?

Even Alex Jones thinks this is nuts.

Salt + wound = butthurt Hillary fans

Oh hey guys, Russians hacked DU too!!!! We’re too effective!

Eat your Greens

…again, Constitutional scholars.