Aric Frydberg “We made a deal”

Floridaman Aric Frydberg called 9-1-1 while he tried to evade Collier County sheriff’s deputies when they noticed a marijuana-smell emanating from his car during a traffic stop. According to the Huffington Post, Frydberg tried to flee the traffic stop and, during the ensuing chase, called the 9-1-1 operator to report that he was being followed by police officers;

“I need help, please,” Frydberg told the dispatcher. “There’s a police officer chasing me.”

The 911 operator repeatedly told Frydberg to pull over, but the fleeing driver had some requests, according to local station WFTX.

“Call my mom, call my mom,” he said. “Please call my mom.”

When that didn’t work, Frydberg pulled out his trump card.

“Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal,” he said.

He added, cryptically: “It wasn’t his fault, it was the Jews who fucked me, not Donald Trump, it was the Jewish community.”

Deputies finally apprehended Aric and found a burnt leafy, green substance in glass pipes in his vehicle.

Comments

40 responses to “Aric Frydberg “We made a deal””

  1. Mick

    It’s Florida again!

  2. Ex-PH2

    Is it Florida? Do all the nuts migrate down there because it’s warm?

    Is that a crypto-rabbit suit he’s wearing? Where’s the pockets? You can’t hide stuff without a pouch or pockets.

    1. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

      Hold it Ex; I moved down to Florida in 2007 but did not know how bad it was until I got on the TAH site, but I’m still banging on 8 cylinders.

      1. desert

        sadly, the ‘NUT’ cases are the last to know! lol 😉

    2. Many nut jobs migrate here, but many are born here.

      On November 3, the city in which I lived made a presentation and a Resolution to support the “Puerto Rican Day Parade.”

      In addition to Staff support, the City provided free spaces on property the City normally rents out as well as police and fire support for the parade and festival. (That would be called “overtime.”)

      After that dog and pony show, a Veteran got up and asked the City Council “what happened to annual Veterans’ Day Parade?”

      The Mayor responded there was no money in the budget for the parade so it was eliminated.

      I kid you not.

    3. Ex-PH2

      Anyone who lives there and is not a nutbar has my sympathy. But that’s all you get and people like this loon-e are the reason I stay where I am.

  3. Claw

    Aric Leon Frydberg (1DMF)(rates a times four multiplier) 28×4= 112.

    Ding, Ding, Ding!!! The overall TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version) winner for the week.

  4. Wilted Willy

    I want some of whatever that dude was smoking! It had to be some great shit!!

  5. thebesig

    A look at his Facebook profile suggests that he’s been on marijuana for a long time. 🙄

    1. Graybeard

      For medical purposes, of course.

      1. Martinjmpr

        Poor guy, he’s so sick!

      2. The Stranger
  6. Graybeard

    Remind me to not move to Florida.

    Of course, after having to run from a hurricane there once, that reminder just might be a wee bit superfluous.

  7. Combat Historian

    With the headdress and outfit he’s wearing, I thought this was gonna be a story about a crazed jihadi mozzie run amuck…

    1. UpNorth

      Why do you not think that it is?

  8. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    Sounds like Florida …

    Oh, never mind.

    1. NormanS

      I have probably posted this before, but it bears repeating:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlkn9cHWxY

  9. Bernie Hackett

    I do hope the young person was given a psych eval?

  10. AW1Ed

    Criminal douche-baggery to include:
    1. Fleeing and eluding.
    2. Various traffic violations.
    3. Possession of a controlled substance.
    4. Driving under the influence of a controlled substance.
    5. Calling for his mommy in the commission of all the above- priceless.

    1. AW1Ed, you missed FELONY STUPIDITY. That needs to be addressed too.

  11. Guard Bum

    What? No MSM headline about yet another Trump promise left unfulfilled?

  12. The Other Whitey

    Words fail me…

  13. Martinjmpr

    This is filed under the category of “Dumbass Bullshit.”

    Jonn I think it’s high time (see what I did there?) that you established a new category: Florida.

    1. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

      I live in the Gunshine state of Florida but I have a water purifer under my sink.

  14. HMC Ret

    This is weapons grade stupidity.

  15. Atkron

    I am perusing this guy’s Facebook profile…I think he’s on the verge of going full Syd Barrett.

    1. Martinjmpr

      Whoa, there’s a name I haven’t heard in years.

      And now I can’t get “Wish You Were Here” out of my head….

      Shine on, you crazy diamond! 😉

      1. Atkron

        I watched a documentary on YouTube where Roger Waters claimed that Syd already started to show signs of Schizophrenia, but that he took so much acid that one day they saw him, and his eyes were dead.

        Richard Wright was his roommate, and after Syd lost it; Richard would tell Syd that he was going out for a pack of smokes in order to get out of the house to go play the gigs.

    2. SFC D

      The lunatics are on the grass…

      1. Hondo

        “The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
        And everyday, the paperboy brings more”

  16. Sparks

    Burnt dipstick.

  17. David

    The mug shot posted on several other sites is wonderful… it appears this young guy fell down during the arrest. Repeatedly. Onto a nightstick.

  18. A Proud Infidel®™

    He is definitely NOT the sharpest light bulb in the crayon drawer, knowhutimean?

  19. rgr769

    This guy is about as bright as the fellow that recently called 911 for help finding his car keys when out on the road. When the cops showed up they noticed that his back seat was full of mail and within yards away was a broken open neighborhood group mailbox. These fellows are both obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool.

  20. ALVO

    Methinks he done sunburned his brain in that funshine state one too many times. NuckingFutjob

  21. farmgirl with a mosin nagant

    Speaking as Jew – not even with a borrowed *ahem*.

    1. Deplorable B Woodman

      Hello, farmgirl. Long time no hear. How are you?

  22. Deplorable B Woodman

    If this guy had any cognizance, he’d realize that it sucks to come to a battle of wits, less than half armed.
    Unfortunately, he has no cognizance.

  23. LO

    The man is mentally ill and needs treatment. All of you making fun of him have a special place in hell waiting for you.

    1. OWB

      Sure. Uh-huh.

      How’s about that he conform to the standards of the sane among us instead of all of us adjusting to his insanity?

      Get a grip. We have coddled and walked on eggshells around the nuts among us for entirely too long. The result does not serve either us or the insane very well. But that’s OK for those whose agenda applauds anything which disrupts productive society.

      Chaos is not good for us. Really.