Anything for a vote

ROS sent us this picture with no context, so I guess it’s time for a caption contest;

Comments

34 responses to “Anything for a vote”

  1. Bubblehead Ray

    “Sorry about forgetting the reach around last night”

  2. Ex-PH2

    Sheriff: Mr. Vice President, would you please get your hand off my candle?

  3. Make_Mine_Moxie

    Sheriff: “When I get home, I’m gonna punch your momma in the mouth.”

  4. Make_Mine_Moxie

    That awkward moment when you confuse an overweight sheriff for your wife.

  5. I still think you’re cuter than the biker chick.

  6. Don Carl

    VP Biden thought he was sitting next to his wife

  7. “How are you going to vote with a stump?”

  8. Make_Mine_Moxie

    I like how the three guys in the back row all look like they are about to jump Biden and beat his ass

  9. John11B

    Chicken or Rooster, Mr. Sheriff

  10. JP

    “Just go for it, Joe, you and your boss f*** me daily anyway”

  11. 2-17 Air Cav

    Jebeebus! That’s W.C. Fields!
    _________________________________________

    “I am not touching your leg.”

  12. Frankns

    Who knew … Joe Biden AND WC Fields!

  13. 2-17 Air Cav

    “On the whole, I’d much rather be in your pants.”

  14. Lawrence Todd

    Do you get a thrill up your leg?

  15. “I need a hug!”

  16. OldSoldier54

    Sheriff to Biden:I don’t like you that much, sir!

  17. “If you were’nt the vice president I’d back hand the living shit out of you”

  18. CC Senor

    Don’t faze me, Bro!

  19. Devtun

    Just Joe being Joe…he’s been intimate with 3 Presidents after all.

  20. Just Plain Jason

    Joe get your fuckin’ hand off my leg, we ain’t gonna be sipping cocktail by the pool tonight.

    Deputy in background…shit we have never had to disappear a Vice President before.

  21. ROS has that pic framed by her bedside. 🙂

  22. NSOM

    “Jill, have you seen my glasses?”

  23. UpNorth

    The guy in back, “Joe, you promised I was next”.

  24. Scotty

    Any higher up my leg Biden & I’m gonna put your ass in chains !!

  25. Mons Wolfsman

    ”The other leg, stupid! The.Other.Leg….”

  26. you sure got a purty mouth boy!

  27. Just Plain Jason

    Guy in back: Oh yeah thats hot…

  28. SFC Holland

    This should be running on every news site! Just creepy, and so full of facial expressions. Seriously though, wht the hell is Joe thinking? I’ll just rub this sheriff’s leg. Gonna get me some GLBT votes, the law enforcement vote, white votes, Redneck votes, hell, I’ll get the black vote for sexually harassing the police, shee-iit, win-win!
    uh, no… Joe… just. don’t…

  29. Scubasteve

    “No hard feelings? Whoa, nope, there’s one.”

  30. TopGoz

    “Just break the wrist and walk away….”

  31. Twist

    To paraphrase Gunny Highway.

    “Just because you’re touching my leg doesn’t mean we are going to be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning”

  32. Wedge

    “You shouldn’t touch me on the leg Joey. Jack Kennedy touched me on the leg once. Once!”

  33. Dave

    Sheriff Jackie Gleason, glancing over at Bite-me Biden, “Mr. Vice President, just how long have you been stupid”!

    Scratch that……..another one to consider……..

    “Mr. Vice President, just how long have the people of Delaware been stupid”!

  34. Ex-PH2

    Sheriff’s deputy over in the righthand corner: God, is Biden hot or what?