Anthony Joseph Colombo; phony Marine captain

Someone sent us their work on this Anthony Joseph Colombo fellow who claims that he’s a Marine Corps captain with 20 years of service;

Apparently he uses this persona to sell military surplus items – and he doesn’t fill the orders. He just takes the money. Well that doesn’t sound like any Marine Corps officers that I know. It doesn’t sound like any Marine Corps officers that the Marine Corps knows either;

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66 responses to “Anthony Joseph Colombo; phony Marine captain”

  1. Cocksucker.

    1. IDC SARC

      Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

    2. Mick

      ex-OS2:

      Request immediate re-attack.

      Expend all on your next pass.

      Cleared hot.

      1. Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

        Cocksucker.

        Cocksucker.

        1. Mick

          BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

          KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

          BDA: 100/100

          Cleared to RTB to rearm and refuel.

          I’ve got a feeling that we’re going to be running more of these missions today with the way that things have been going so far this morning.

        2. spd0302

          Best ad lib movie line ever!

          1. Silentium Est Aureum

            My vote goes to Rutger Hauer in “Blade Runner” when he said, “All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.”

            That and Roy Scheider’s, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

            But yours ranks right up there.

            1. spd0302

              Those are definitely two great ones as well!

        3. Fjardeson

          As has been said before, nothin’ left but screamers and wigglers.

  2. IDC SARC

    D-Bag

  3. Combat Historian

    Scumbag fucker; hit this POS with fraud as well as SV charges…

  4. Mick

    Oh. Hell. No.

  5. 2/17 Air Cav

    So, I guess this means that all those medals I paid for won’t be coming. Shit.

  6. ChipNASA

    FUCK YOU ASSMUNCH. You screwed with the WRONG people.
    You do NOT fuck over Veterans.
    Prepare to get a Size 12 inserted in your rear cavity.

    Theft by deception.
    I believe the local constables need to be involved.

  7. Mick

    From this assclown’s Facebook screen shot posted above:

    ‘United States Marines Corps’

    Totally legit. I get that wrong all the time, too.

    1. ChipNASA

      Well, there are more than one Marine.
      So technically he’s right.
      Marines Corp.

      1. AW1Ed

        Marine Corporation, maybe?

        *grin*

      2. Mick

        He probably pronounces it ‘Marines Corpse’.

  8. AW1Ed

    He lists Ellen Degenerate as a favorite on his Facebook page. Totally legit.

    Wonder how much longer it’ll be up?

    1. “Combat PTSD Help” page adds a nice touch too.

  9. Sandman

    Shared his fame in 2 of the groups he is in,,,if acquisition of target was correct we should have sock puppet inbounds anytime now.

    1. Graybeard

      Standing by to repulse sock puppets, Claymore’s primed.

    2. Mick

      Should we have all hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel Sock Puppets?

      1. CWORet

        CWORet standing by, Mick!

      2. Fjardeson

        CIWS armed and in special-auto mode. Small boats and helis, please avoid this posit until further notice.

      3. SFC D

        FooGas primed and ready. Let’s shake n bake!

        1. A Proud Infidel®™

          Grapeshot Charges primed and ready!

      4. Ex-PH2

        I have several large bags of pulverized Rice Krispies to dump on intruders.

    3. Ret_25X

      I don’t think this guy has anyone willing to try

  10. Ex-PH2

    Ant’ony Colombo? Or is it Tony Colombo?

    Mentre mi rivolgo a lei, Antony, siete un idiota cui madre sconosciuti perché lei era così brutto, è spaventato il Santo merda fuori di lei.

    1. OC

      Gawd I do love it when you talk dirty, Ex.
      Ummm, it was dirty, right?

    2. Ex-PH2

      Well, it’s an insult: you’re an idiot who is so ugly your mother disowned you because you scared the Holy Shit out of her.

      Maybe I was too easy on him.

      1. SFC D

        He’s so ugly his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him

  11. Graybeard

    On more question, Mr. Columbo.

  12. 20 years and still an O-3?

    1. Mick

      He’d have to have some prior enlisted time before getting commissioned, or be an LDO.

      Not a chance in this case.

      1. Tony was mistaken and thought that a Marine Captain was an O-6. You know, mistakes that can be made by someone who never served.

        Hey Tony, go fuck yourself with a 12″ Lex Steele dildo, captain cocksucker.

  13. Carlton G. Long

    He looks like the sort of fellow who would fake his own death.

  14. Sandman

    Did anyone catch his ROTC at the University of Phoenix?

    1. 2/17 Air Cav

      ROTC? No shit? Well, I don’t want to brag but I myself was a fullback on the University of Phoenix’s football team. I also played linebacker. Yeah, special teams, too. Was named All Online Conference player of the year for three consecutive years. No shit.

      1. Sandman

        I know 2/17 Air Cav, I have you on my fantasy football roster!

      2. Deplorable B Woodman

        Yeah. “Special” team. Yeah.

      3. A Proud Infidel®™

        NO SHIT? I myself was Rugby team Captain at the University of Phoenix.

  15. Wilted Willy

    This cocksucker doesn’t even have a career to shit all over, so he is just a posing cocksucking asshamster! Go fuck yourself with the barbed cock of Satan, backwards fucker! I say we drop him off in the desert of Syria with a goat under each arm and see if he can make it back? Then maybe we can consider giving him a battle field commission? Oh yes, one more thing, FUCK YOU!!! ASSHAMSTER!!!

  16. Just An Old Dog

    I glanced through this dingleberry-lord’s facebook. Nothing but whining about people not helping veterans and rattling a tin cup.
    Piece of shit.

  17. SgtMass

    Did everyone see this? From one of his photos…

    ‘Well family fellow patriots and brothers and sisters in arms I am once again showing this photo of me because it shows power and strength. I have been ill for a while but I have beat the odds again I thank all those who know me and what I do and support me I will continue to do what I do as far as those who I have blocked because of your disrespectful selves and doubt in my ability to make anything happen because God is on my side I will never support or help you again you tried to discredit my name and that doesn’t fly with me. I am in need again for donations for another vets home and housing for vets is always in need for your support even $5.00 helps so no donation is to small all is welcome thank you Billy Breeman Below and Paul Mirenda you are my brother and friends til the end God bless”

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1501590240154753&set=a.1399695320344246.1073741827.100009113753049&type=3&theater

    1. ChipNASA

      This other one claims 19 year of service and claims VA benefits
      ———
      What the hell is this really now they are basically say if you want your guns and control of your on life give up your va benefits and you can do as you please fuck the va come get my guns and fuck your benefits cause if you come for mine I will show you how a true Marine and true patriot feels about your made up laws that you will not pull on me fuck this government and all these fucking pieces of shit that have run this country into the ground I have fought for this country for over 19 years and will not lay my guns down that I protected my freedom with all these years kiss my rebel patriot ass
      ——————
      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1476975575949553&set=pb.100009113753049.-2207520000.1491594575.&type=3&theater

    2. Ex-PH2

      Uh, ChipNASA, in that first photo, with the Big Gun, is he supposed to have his booger hook on the bang switch?

      Seriously, he could punch a hole in his roof if he’s not careful. I’m not sure an insurance company will cover you if you report a hole in the roof that is the result of carelessness with a ballistic weapon.

      But what do I know??

    3. Paul Mirenda

      This scumbag ripped off our 501c Charity (Housing for Vets) and we did a military search and discovered he was a fraud several years ago. We were in the process of going after this POS after I exposed his lies of his original facebook page for Tony Columbo and he took this FB down immediately. Now I see he is at it again with a new Facebook page for Anthony Columbo. This guy is the most ruthless A Hole I have ever seen in my life. He preys on Veterans charities by claiming to be in the Marine Corp offering to help with the charities. He will actually do some volunteer work to get your trust then he starts to steal and he is good at it. He ripped off another charity helping vets in Florida, which was run by another combat vet and police officer. As we were working to together to take down this criminal he moved and disappeered until now.

  18. TankBoy

    Going hot on this douchebag as soon as I get home. Hello Friday night hate.

  19. HMCS(FMF) ret

    Tony “COCKSUKER” Columbo looks like he’s a real deal, taint tickling, ballsack warrior that enjoys tongue punching crusty hobo fartboxes!

    1. TankBoy

      You took the words right out of my mouth, Master Chief. I have now spent an hour messaging people on his friend’s list and a couple of Raleigh television stations. It may up his ability to collect charitable donations if he can get on television.

  20. TankBoy

    Wow. That’s a big friend list. Makes it easier to help make him famous, I guess.

  21. TankBoy

    My messages to Captain Columbo. Still no reply.

    Captain? Really? LOL. Feel free to see your dedicated page At the web site @This ain’t he’ll but you can see it from here. By the way, I’m a retired Marine First Sergeant. You? A Captain in the Corps? If you are going to lie, attempt to make it believable. The Marine Corps wouldn’t commission someone if your caliber on their worst day.
    4:39PM
    What up, Captain Douchebag. Dearborn? Cool. Me too. And in North Carolina I lived in Holly Springs. right down the road from where you are now.
    7:11PM
    So no reply? I was hoping you were curious as to why. So I could send you a picture of my friend, Captain Alan Rowe. My friend. I have a picture of him as a 2nd Lt administering the oath of re-enlistment to me when I was a SSgt on the Drill Field in San Diego.
    He died in Al Anbar province in 2005 about a month before I got there for the battle of Fallujah.
    So you see, I take it personally when a grifter piece of shit begs for money while stealing the honor he paid for with his life.
    Chat Conversation End
    Type a message…

    1. mr. sharkman

      ‘…a month before I got there for the battle of Fallujah.’

      (really bad weather day)

      ‘Well, at least I’m not in Fallujah’.

      Much respect for you Tankboy – are/were you an USMC M1 tanker?

      1. TankBoy

        Was, not for Fallujah though. And I jacked up the year in the message, it was 2004

  22. TankBoy

    Messaged about fifty people on his friends list. Anyone that looked like a veteran. Referred them to a link to this page.

    1. BZ, TankBoy.

  23. Silentium Est Aureum

    Someone needs to take this shit-filled meatsack and stuff him back into his mother’s womb so they can do the abortion right this time.

  24. fedupwithposers

    So I sent this dumb shit a message.

    so you are a captain in the Marine Corp
    8:42PM
    so you don’t want to answer real marines… stop telling your bullshit to others.. your a fake and a phony.. and a piece of shit as well.

    Still no response… Bitch

  25. TankBoy

    My earlier work is starting to pay off. Five of his friends of the fifty I messaged have contacted me so far. Still waiting to hear from a federal friend I contacted.

  26. TankBoy

    So it seems, like all the others, there is more to this piece of shit than just being a valor thief. I have been contacted back by two individuals with stories of him ripping off veteran charities in North Carolina and Florida. I would love to get my hands on this turd.

    1. Mick

      There is always much more just below the surface with these poser assclowns.

      Well done, TankBoy.

      Semper Fidelis.

      1. TankBoy

        Nothing done yet. I want to see this piece of shit behind bars. After falling down 30-40 flights of stairs.

        1. Mick

          Roger that.

  27. Green Thumb

    Smegmite.