It seems there are a few people who are under the impression that this Albert Gunnard Linne guy was in the Army. It might have something to do with things like this posted at Rally Point.
The Army does not seem to know anything about this guy.
He does have some records out there on this interwebnet thingy. Stuff like THIS lead us to believe there is much more of it out there as well. If anyone was under the impression that he was an Army Veteran we are glad we had this opportunity to help clear that up.
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44 responses to “Albert Gunnard Linne, An Army of None.”
Possession of a firearm by a felon, nice. And is this a first poser PFC?
Isn’t he just a hunk of a guy? Anyone beside me notice that his hand is almost as big as that young lady’s head?
When are women going to stop falling for this stuff? Is this guy another Heavy Chevy type?
Check out his mile long rap sheet sometime on the Iowa courts online records system. It’s an eye opener.
Pud-puffing turd burglar.
That’s a Rally Point page….I have not seen his name there? maybe he was shamed off of it?
Looks like a Yeti with a full body wax….
Not an Army Veteran, but certainly a veteran felon…
Veteran of the “all he WILL eat Buffet” at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich).
This is Albert Gunnard Linne who goes by “Gunner Linne” on Facebook. He is originally from Perris, California:
https://m.facebook.com/gunner.linne.9
Well, he has a Harley; so all he needs now is a “service” dog, doo rag, and the mandatory POSer vest with lotsa bling.
RGR: I’d feel more comfortable if I saw a Harley, thousand yard stare, POW Patch and cover with Vietnam Vet and SEAL Insignia. A Silver Star with ‘V’ for Valor would be a nice touch, though not absolutely necessary.
He posed with a Harley on his Fakebook page, but since he has lied about serving in the military, he may not own it.
Wait, wait, wait. So someone who lied about being a Veteran is also a felon AND he got caught with a gun?!?
‘feel like we done gone dow dis roedd ‘fore.
Cue “records locked in a vault at Langley/I’m meesed ups from killin womans and chilluns” in 5, 4, 3…
Prick.
Shame the guy is AGL.
No Seals to start the week off with??
Only walrus’s and gophers lol
Seems as if Albert Gunnard Linne is lying about his US Army Service. Even faking being a PFC is a slap in the face of PFCs that have served. Was his felony conviction for being an oxygen thief? Does he realize lying about this may bring shame to his family? Go Army, beat Navy! Lying POS Cocksucker!
Preach it.
Thought he was being smart just claiming to be a former PFC.
No POW. No silver star. No “my whole squad was wiped out” story.
It takes mucho to be a grunt.
My highest enlisted rank in the Army was as a PFC in the Infantry. This douche just stole my E-3 valor (as well as my police call, floor buffering, KP, fire guard, CQ runner, etc. experiences) from me. Asswipe deserves a throat punch from every Infantry PFC in the Army…
He probably lied about being a man as well.
I’m surprised his squad leader, his best friend, didn’t take his last breath as he bled out while being held in his arms.
Also, he has no Silver Star with V for valor, so he isn’t even trying..
HMC Ret wrote:
“I’m surprised his squad leader, his best friend, didn’t take his last breath as he bled out while being held in his arms”.
Do you mean like this heart-wrenching scene?
https://youtu.be/zGIIiQyyuYM
?
That’s it, Another Pat. It’s probably a scene from a best selling poser reference book and they practice their crying.
How come, not once, did either of those two say ‘Kiss me!’?
That was such an opportunity to do something truly ridiculous.
No mon, dat be Bubba Gump done did dat!
A yellow MORON that looks like Big Bird
I gotta wonder just what percentage of fakers are claiming military service to hide a prison term. That would be one way to explain being away for a few years that might not raise very many questions.
Being a war hero or even a PFC who never left CONUS is a hell of a lot better than being in the slammer b/c you’re a lowlife criminal.
‘Hey, bro, where you been? What has it been, 10, 12 years?’
‘Yeah, Man, I was in the army, traveled the world. You heard about Khe Sanh? Yeah, Man, I was involved in that up to my eyeballs. I personally killed 15 or 20 NVA. I was awarded the Silver Star with a V for valor. I’m home on extended leave now b/c I’ve got the PTSD. Yeah, I have flashbacks and have problems being around people. Anyway, the Army gave me a bunch of medals and stuff b/c they think I’m a hero. They are going to discharge me b/c of my PTSD but said they will hire me back right away as a mercenary b/c of my killing skills.’
OR
‘Yeah, man, I was in prison for 8 years. I robbed a few Dollar General stores. I learned a trade, though, I earned 12 cents an hour making license plates. I’m very proud of my skills. Do you know anyone who is hiring?’
What’s next? Lying about being a basic training washout? If somebody wants to be a PFC that bad, maybe becoming one is just easier than the maintenance on that lie.
We’re sure this isn’t a record request issue?
Albert probably meant to type SFC instead of PFC when he began rocking his Army tall tales. But since he lacks attention to detail Albert was quickly overrun by his own shitbaggery. Ultimately, he took up arms in the Army of Felons, 1st Poser Division.
PFC Shitbag.
Turdsucker.
There’s a scary white trash house down the road from me…the “No Trespassing” sign seems unnecessary…interesting there’s also a Ghost Busters type “No Firearms” sign…makes me think one or more of the inhabitants is a felon. Having seen ”Zeke” and ”Festus” out in their litter strewn yard, they fit the stereotype
What do you mean he isn’t really a veteran? He’s got a shirt that says so!
You mean. . . shirts. . . lie?
Nooooooooooooo!!!!
No, shirts don’t lie, the dirtbag wearing it does!
Odd. RallyPoint ‘V’ on his profile means he was verified at some point. Bet the admin would like this info
yeh, they would, wonder how he verified it?
Hey dipshit, how about teaching those 5 kids that being a lying sack of shit is not a great life path?
Do you really want them to find out later you were a sack of shit your whole pathetic, ex-felon life? Or do you want to teach them to sack the fuck up and be honorable men and woman as adults?
When you decide to have kids, your life isn’t about you and your fuck-ups anymore it’s about trying to help those kids become the best adults they can and avoid all the stupid fucking things you did as a young man. Lying to them is teaching them something, something you might not have intended but trust me they will learn that lesson from you and you’ll know you fucked your own kids over to live a sad sack lie you raggedy-ass turd fuck.
I bet noone is smiling in that photo. Poor kids!
ya but….to a clown like this, maybe its about having those kids follow in daddy’s footsteps? 😉
He’s from Perris — sacré bleu!
I’ve been to that town….not a lot there.
Good place to be from….far away from lol
ASSHOLE lives down the street from my buddy. Loud mouthed shithead..
He has NEVER been in the army or any military branch. I’ve known him for years. He was however married to a woman who was in the army. Also his son was in the army for a bit