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Oscar Rodriguez – USMC Force Recon & SEAL Team III “Twofer”

The folks at MilitaryPhony.com send us their work on Oscar Rodriguez.  Oscar has several middle initials listed – V, J and O – but most often he does not have a middle initial listed at all.  Oscar is 60 years old as of April 2019.

Rodriguez has photos on his Facebook page that imply he was a Sergeant of Marines and served as a Recon Marine.

He also implies that he jumped out of airplanes with a dog strapped to him.

He also claims this is his RECON unit doing “Spy” (sic) extraction. It is actually called “SPIE” for Special Patrol Insertion/Extraction (SPIE) system.

On his LinkedIn profile, he details his military assignments and claims 20 years of military service, which would imply a retirement…

Here are the two emblems above…

After discovering that Oscar Rodriguez was not showing up in the BUD/S-SEAL database, his official military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

Rodriguez was in the US Marine Corps for two years.  He was discharged from 1st Recon Battalion which is different than the 1st Force Recon that he claimed.

He was a field radio operator and was most likely in a support role.  He has no training or qualifications for the Recon MOS.  There is a possibility that he may have been part of the SPIE exercise above since he was in the unit, but this would be hard to prove or disprove.

He was discharged as a Lance Corporal (E-3) vs. the implied Sgt (E-5) in the one Facebook photo.

There were no Navy records on him so the SEAL Team III claim is doubtful.

You can say one thing for Oscar – he is ambitious with his claims.  Two special warfare designations across two services.

87 thoughts on “Oscar Rodriguez – USMC Force Recon & SEAL Team III “Twofer”

  1. I was at 2nd Radio Bn as a Supply bubba. They let me play one day and go SPIE rigging….it was fun. I dont hang my whole life on it 20 years later though.

    1. Follow on query: how does that get marked for poser scores: 1 for Recon/1 for SEAL? Does Recon get priority?

      1. That’s a tough one. You could record it like an NFL sack and give 1/2 for each, but I’d lean on a full claim for each… it skews the sampling number but you can always provide an asterisk by the number and explain below in the key. I mean, you’re going to have a key, aren’t you?

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/61*

        Above accounts for 154 (Babe Ruth) and 164 (Mantle/Maris) game seasons.

    2. Jay, when were you with 2d Radio Bn?

      I was there 1991-94 Radio Recon and again 2010-13 as Bn S3 Chief.

      Regarding this guy, the SPIE rig is a CH-53E, which means it wasn’t in service when he was serving. Marine Corps was still flying the CH-53D (no fuel arm) when I stepped on the yellow footprints in 1984

  2. Sadly, another “Look At Me!” Embellisher who has a Brain Hiccup and lives in an Alternate Reality World.

    😐

  3. Oscar is a weiner.

    Q: I wonder how his wife feels about all of this?
    A: Dunno… we’ll Oscar.

    Somebody stop me!

    1. How I’m glad I’m not that Oscar Rodriguez,
      All my lies out there to be all seen,
      And just like an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
      Everyone would take a big bite out of me!

      Thankyuhverymuch, don’t forget to tip the Veal and try the Waitress!!!

    1. The question to ask would be, was he unhappy with his Force Recon life and that is why he jumped to the Navy to be a SEAL? Maybe he worked for NCIS and all of those were undercover OPS to bust those Marines and Sailors who were posing as Special Operators out in the field?
      You know like when he stopped by the CIA store and got the $24.95 coffee mug…I bought one too, along with my golf ball set. I only ever got the bill when I worked with those guys. They won’t even admit to working there when you visit them at their office!

      1. What’s funny is the every secret squirrel, National Intelligence Agency has a gift shop… All of them. Coffee mugs, golf balls, pens and shirts are their biggest sellers. Just sayin.

        1. And yet when you stop by the Betty Ford Clinic gift shop and ask for some commemorative shot glasses, everyone loses their fucking minds.

      2. They won’t even admit to working there when you visit them at their office!

        My lab worked on a DIA project that had CIA oversight. After a meeting here I jokingly asked one of the Agency kids (he looked barely 25) if I could see his “Get Out of Jail” card.” He reached into his wallet and pulled out a credit card sized CAC with no image and on the back it said something like “Call this number: (nnn) nnn-nnnn”

        He would not allow me to hold it!

        Honest-to-God. Anybody know what I’m talking about? Definitely *not* the joke card we’re all familiar with.

  4. This piece of garbage is displaying a Disable Vet license plate? I didn’t see any references supplied above that indicate he was separated due to injury. If he’s claiming this I’m sure the NJMVC would like to know if he lied when applying.

    New Jersey law (N.J.S.A. 39:4-207.10) permits exemption from payment of municipal parking meter fees, for up to 24 hours, for disabled veterans and Purple Heart recipients under certain, specific circumstances. Stolen Valor perhaps?

      1. Is a frog’s ass waterproof…
        That’s damn funny.
        Requesting permission to steal, over;

        1. I’ve heard they slam shut as soon as they hit the water. Anyway, someone told me that at some time; perhaps when I was jumping off that pier in Little Creek at Marine Amphibious Recon School fifteen feet above the waterline.

    1. Yeah, I saw that this shitbag is apparently fellow resident of the PDRNJ. Him and Comrade Murphy would probably get along swimmingly(no pun intended). What an asshat

  5. I wish I were a Oscar Recon weiner
    That is what I truly wish to be
    Cause if I were a Oscar Recon weiner
    Everyone would be in love with me

  6. In the SPIE photo, it appears the cammies are the digital ones, hard to tell. But – the boots are clearly the tan leather soft boots vs. Vietnam era.

  7. On his Facebook profile photo, he has a photo of somebody jumping with a dog. It is clearly an Army uniform in the photo.

    Army - Dog Jump

    1. Oscar is a humble, retired warrior – he didn’t feel the need to provide details in his resume of his Army Special Forces career.

    2. Chin’s wrong, too. Oscar has a prominent, jutting chin.

      The real deal peeps don’t have that jutting chinland.

    3. OSCAR RODRIGUEZ STOLE THAT PICTURE AND THE AIRMAN’S IDENTITY!!

      sbalm:

      Oscar Rodriguez stole that picture from a 2014 article featured in “The Atlantic” titled: “Afghanistan: Dogs of War”

      https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2014/06/afghanistan-dogs-of-war/100750/

      After clicking on the above link, scroll to picture Number 15. The Airman identified in the picture is:

      “15. Airman 1st Class Jason Fischman, 83rd Expeditionary Rescue Squadron pararescueman, hoists a U.S. Army tactical explosive detection dog into a HH-60G Pave Hawk helicopter during a joint rescue training scenario at Bagram Air Field, Afghanistan, on June 21, 2013.”

      The picture was taken by USAF/Staff Sgt. Stephenie Wade.

      Shades of Tim Poe on America’s Got Talent.

      Oscar Rodriguez has some explaining to do.

        1. As long as they don’t duct tape them in the back of their light sport plane and be tempted to stab them if they get unruly.

      1. Nice catch. This guy is a piece of work. NJ DMV should be asked to re-verify his service connected disability status with the VA. He may be service connected, but it isnt from the fantasy career he claims as a military career.

  8. I wonder if he drives the Weinermobile? Somehow, I think that would be fitting? What, all this derring do and no claim of the Purple Heart! No doorag, no motorcycle, no dog, no sunglasses and no 1000 yard meat gazers stare? This fuckwad isn’t even trying! I hope his ass is thrown in the gray bar hotel!!
    Fuck Him!

    1. WW, I DO NOT THINK even for a split second that Oscar Meyer would even THINK of hiring Oscar Rodriguez as a Driver because he would be constantly trying to give head to the front of the vehicle every time it stopped.

  9. Actually, the “SPY” group is separate from the “SPIE” group, and not just because of the spelling, either.

    It’s because the “SPY” designation stands for “saps, pussies, yutzes”. Now you know what the difference really is.

  10. Rule #5545 on who to spot a fake wanna be.

    They can’t even get the basic acronyms right.

    Let alone the slang correct.

    1. They also have SHITTY Photoshop skillz and can’t keep a plane in the air.
      ((((OVER))))

  11. Saw this POS on the MP linky evening past. Looks like we can SPIE a real winner weiner in Oscar Rodriguez. You lying, embellishing turd tonguer! Closest you ever came to a K-9 Corps Warrior is when you were eating the sh^t that he shat in your lying mouth. Feel sorry for your wife if you kiss her with that filthy thing.

    Can’t remember when we last had a dual warrior claim at TAH/MP. We’ve called for the deployment of the Continent of Insults recently and it was determined that the individual was not worthy of the keyboard ink. Force Recon and SEAL claim? No door gunner? No Green Delta Beret Force?

    Again, let me be the FIRST to call for the deployment of the Continent of Insults on the lying POS Oscar Rodriguez, standing in the blood and on the bodies of true Warriors. Since he made two (2) embellishing/false claims, maybe we need to give him two (2) passes? Can I get a 2nd and an AYE? I do know that Chip’s trigger finger is getting itchy!

    Back to my honey do details. And Oscar…Phuque you!

      1. Lucky you guys are and so is Oscar.
        I an not in my usual cubicle world today but I am online.
        CoI request and a second, do we have an “AYE”?

    1. We may have to cut him some slack since “Y” is so close to the “I” and “E” on a keyboard.

      The “Lance Corpora” (sic) and shortened military history seems normal since Mr. Rodriguez was “sheep-dipped” by the CIA along with Frank Dux. They were both recruited out of a bathroom by the CIA director. Not the same bathroom so I want to be clear about that. Although they served at the same time, the closest that Frank Dux and Oscar Rodriguez got to each other was when they were blindfolded and dropped off in a remote location as part of their intense training.

      If you are not aware, Frank Dux has recently claimed victory in getting Don Shipley’s YouTube channel shut down after Frank’s articles appeared on ArtVoice where he exposed all Stolen Valor Vultures.

      Oscar was a SPIE for the CIA for years. He went by the moniker “Rum Donkey.” It has since been retired so there is no security violation with revealing it.

      The second floor staff lounge at the CIA has been named in his honor. The plaque is just above the microwave.

      1. Maybe Brennan recruited him using a wide stance in one of the stalls. I hear there is a great deal of “recruiting” done in that fashion for Agency special ops.

        1. Sorry guys,
          I”m back at work and the laptop repaired so the CoI is inbound.

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          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
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          Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.

          1. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you,
            you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P) NOT a SEAL, likely NOT a Disabled Veteran, NEVER 1st Force Recon, discharged as a Lance Corporal (E-3) vs. the implied Sgt (E-5) from photos, did have about 2 years of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, , TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You,
            stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
            If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

            Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

            So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Continent of Insults®™

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HgeYRROlk8

  12. Oscar worked for the CIA as evidenced by his CIA coffee mug in the one photo.

    He cannot talk about it unless you can demonstrate that you have the proper clearance level and you are in a SCIF – of which Facebook qualifies.

  13. Oscar Rodriguez served two years in the USMC according to Official Records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez was discharged from the USMC as a Lance Corporal according to records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez is likely NOT a Disabled Veteran.
    Oscar Rodriguez look like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas looking for a date.
    Oscar Rodriguez look like another reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Oscar Rodriguez looks like APL material.
    Oscar Rodriguez was never awarded the NDSM.
    Oscar Rodriguez likely NEVER jumped out of Military Aircraft with a dog strapped to him.
    Oscar Rodriguez grins like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
    Oscar Rodriguez has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
    Oscar Rodriguez couldn’t even sell insulin to a Diabetic.
    Oscar Rodriguez CLAIMS service with USN SEAL Team, thus I ask what were his years of Service and Rank in the USN?
    Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER part of USMC Recon according to records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez commands less respect from me than what I have for a dog turd on the sidewalk.
    Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys being a “The Sopranos” WANNABE.
    Oscar Rodriguez doean’t include a Harley, do-rag, blinged-out leather vest and a Dog (Thank God for that) in his con game.
    Oscar Rodriguez took a Grade AAAA 24K SHIT on himself as well as his name and reputation by lying.
    Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Oscar Rodriguez has “No foreign service noted” on his DD214 from Official Channels.
    Oscar Rodriguez is likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
    Oscar Rodriguez only has “Field Radio Operator” listed in the “Military Education” part of his DD214.
    Oscar Rodriguez looks very Bernathian.
    Oscar Rodriguez will quickly discover The Power of Google®™ as he realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

    HOW COPY,
    ((((OVER))))

    1. API,
      I repeat,
      Oscar Rodriguez served two years in the USMC according to Official Records found.
      Oscar Rodriguez was discharged from the USMC as a Lance Corporal according to records found.
      Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
      Oscar Rodriguez is likely NOT a Disabled Veteran.
      Oscar Rodriguez look like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Oscar Rodriguez look like another reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Oscar Rodriguez looks like APL material.
      Oscar Rodriguez was never awarded the NDSM.
      Oscar Rodriguez likely NEVER jumped out of Military Aircraft with a dog strapped to him.
      Oscar Rodriguez grins like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
      Oscar Rodriguez has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
      Oscar Rodriguez couldn’t even sell insulin to a Diabetic.
      Oscar Rodriguez CLAIMS service with USN SEAL Team, thus I ask what were his years of Service and Rank in the USN?
      Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER part of USMC Recon according to records found.
      Oscar Rodriguez commands less respect from me than what I have for a dog turd on the sidewalk.
      Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys being a “The Sopranos” WANNABE.
      Oscar Rodriguez doean’t include a Harley, do-rag, blinged-out leather vest and a Dog (Thank God for that) in his con game.
      Oscar Rodriguez took a Grade AAAA 24K SHIT on himself as well as his name and reputation by lying.
      Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
      Oscar Rodriguez has “No foreign service noted” on his DD214 from Official Channels.
      Oscar Rodriguez is likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
      Oscar Rodriguez only has “Field Radio Operator” listed in the “Military Education” part of his DD214.
      Oscar Rodriguez looks very Bernathian.
      Oscar Rodriguez will quickly discover The Power of Google®™ as he realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!
      I copy 5×5, over

      1. GOOD COPY Wilted Willy, I SAY AGAIN:

        Oscar Rodriguez served two years in the USMC according to Official Records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez was discharged from the USMC as a Lance Corporal according to records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez is likely NOT a Disabled Veteran.
        Oscar Rodriguez look like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas looking for a date.
        Oscar Rodriguez look like another reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
        Oscar Rodriguez looks like APL material.
        Oscar Rodriguez was never awarded the NDSM.
        Oscar Rodriguez likely NEVER jumped out of Military Aircraft with a dog strapped to him.
        Oscar Rodriguez grins like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
        Oscar Rodriguez has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
        Oscar Rodriguez couldn’t even sell insulin to a Diabetic.
        Oscar Rodriguez CLAIMS service with USN SEAL Team, thus I ask what were his years of Service and Rank in the USN?
        Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER part of USMC Recon according to records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez commands less respect from me than what I have for a dog turd on the sidewalk.
        Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys being a “The Sopranos” WANNABE.
        Oscar Rodriguez doean’t include a Harley, do-rag, blinged-out leather vest and a Dog (Thank God for that) in his con game.
        Oscar Rodriguez took a Grade AAAA 24K SHIT on himself as well as his name and reputation by lying.
        Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
        Oscar Rodriguez has “No foreign service noted” on his DD214 from Official Channels.
        Oscar Rodriguez is likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
        Oscar Rodriguez only has “Field Radio Operator” listed in the “Military Education” part of his DD214.
        Oscar Rodriguez looks very Bernathian.
        Oscar Rodriguez will quickly discover The Power of Google®™ as he realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

        HOW COPY,
        ((((OVER))))

    2. APL:

      Please add in that he stole a picture of Airman 1st Class Jason Fischman, 83rd Expeditionary Rescue Squadron pararescueman, from “The Atlantic” to use as his own on his Facebook.

      1. JUST FOR YOU AnotherPat, I SAY:

        Oscar Rodriguez STOLE a picture of Airman 1st Class Jason Fischman, 83rd Expeditionary Rescue Squadron pararescueman, from “The Atlantic” to use as his own on his Facebook.
        Oscar Rodriguez served two years in the USMC according to Official Records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez was discharged from the USMC as a Lance Corporal according to records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez is likely NOT a Disabled Veteran.
        Oscar Rodriguez look like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas looking for a date.
        Oscar Rodriguez look like another reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
        Oscar Rodriguez looks like APL material.
        Oscar Rodriguez was never awarded the NDSM.
        Oscar Rodriguez likely NEVER jumped out of Military Aircraft with a dog strapped to him.
        Oscar Rodriguez grins like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
        Oscar Rodriguez has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
        Oscar Rodriguez couldn’t even sell insulin to a Diabetic.
        Oscar Rodriguez CLAIMS service with USN SEAL Team, thus I ask what were his years of Service and Rank in the USN?
        Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER part of USMC Recon according to records found.
        Oscar Rodriguez commands less respect from me than what I have for a dog turd on the sidewalk.
        Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys being a “The Sopranos” WANNABE.
        Oscar Rodriguez doean’t include a Harley, do-rag, blinged-out leather vest and a Dog (Thank God for that) in his con game.
        Oscar Rodriguez took a Grade AAAA 24K SHIT on himself as well as his name and reputation by lying.
        Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
        Oscar Rodriguez has “No foreign service noted” on his DD214 from Official Channels.
        Oscar Rodriguez is likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
        Oscar Rodriguez only has “Field Radio Operator” listed in the “Military Education” part of his DD214.
        Oscar Rodriguez looks very Bernathian.
        Oscar Rodriguez will quickly discover The Power of Google®™ as he realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

        AMENDED MESSAGE, HOW COPY,
        ((((OVER))))

        1. APL’s Lesson of the Day:

          “Oscar Rodriguez will quickly discover The Power of Google®™ as he realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!”

          thoushallnotlie

          1. Hey Another Pat, it’s API, not APL which is an entity run by none other than Phildo!

            1. Forgive me, API…my Bad!

              timetositincorner

              BTW, a BIG second and AMEN! on what you posted!

              👏👏👏

  14. How the fuck does one spend two years on AD in the Corps? Has there ever been a 2-year enlistment, even in the 70’s?

    Sure as hell wasn’t one for the Marines in the 90’s, although they offered a VERY few 2/6 Active/Reserve options in the Navy at that time.

    1. Sparky: I was a Navy 2/6 with AD from ’69-’71. When I hit Nam, I volunteered for 1st Recon, along with four other buddy corpsmen – with not a one of us knowing what it was. Two weeks later of in-country RIP and voila! we were doing LRRPs. How did this happen? Recon had started a phased shut-down and lost many of their Docs. We were so naïve, we got suckered into volunteering. We didn’t earn jump wings, but we did spie rig and ladder insertion/extraction training.

      As for Oscar Rodriquez, UP YOURS ASSHOLE. We lost 14 men during my time with Recon, of which 10 died as a result of a spie rig extraction gone wrong. You dishonor their memory.

      1. SPIE rig …. wasn’t that called STABO back then? I remember at Campbell (in the 80s) seeing someone flying below a chopper — spread eagle –. I think it was Campbell …. could have been Benning or Bragg.

        Ah … the memory is the second thing to go. I forgot what the first thing was.

        1. Two different extraction systems. The Marine Recon units in RVN used the SPIE system which could pull an entire team out at one time, as they had more powerful helos. The STABO rig was an Army extraction system designed to be used with Hueys. It could only lift three or four men at a time. We used it to lift three at time from a six-man LRRP team. The SPIE rig had the men attached a different lengths of the single rope. The STABO had a separate rope and Y-harness for each man. You wore a harness stitched to a pistol belt as part of your web gear. The STABO gear was in standard use by Army long range and strategic recon teams by 1970, instead of the Maguire rig. I have had the experience of flying under a Huey in both the Maguire and the STABO rigs.
          The SPIE rig is better if you have the lift power because you can pick up a whole team at the same time with one helo. The Army in RVN never used the SPIE system as far as I am aware.

          1. Thanks for the explanation. I would have loved giving it a try.

            Funny enough, just last year I saw a PG&E worker being STABOed from one electrical tower to another. It looked like a civilian Loach.

            Cheers!

            1. One advantage of he STABO rig is that the ropes to which the Y-harness was attached were about 150 feet long. Thus, when attached to their sandbag weights, they could penetrate through 100+ feet of jungle canopy. I don’t think the SPIE ropes were that long. We also used “rope” ladders to insert and extract people. They were made of aluminum treads and three strands of steel cable. One roll went out each door of a Huey. Maguire, STABO and the ladders were also used by MACV-SOG strategic recon teams, as well. All these systems were a means to get people in and out of an area where there was no LZ into which a helo could land because of the jungle canopy.

  15. When conducting a man overboard drill aboard ship, The “oscar” flag is hoisted on the side of the ship where the victim went overboard and a dummy is tossed into the water on that side to be recovered. The dummy is referred to as Oscar. How appropriate.

    1. Buckeye Jim;
      You beat me to it. I remember Oscar wore the orange jump suit and when thrown overboard, one of the look outs threw smoke into the drink to mark the spot then this is a drill this is a drill, man overboard port/starboard side away the starboard motor whaleboat came over the 1 MC. I was also the watch stander boat engineer/stern hook on those 1960’s motor whale boats.

  16. All he had to say was “I served in the 1st Recon Battalion as an RTO” and he would have been legit; but lying embellishing turds can’t stop there, can they?

    1. I’ve thought about this in other situations – I’m thinking the limited bling of the unit logo is OK if he served in a support role, but the wings and scuba bubble are not appropriate unless he earned them.

      If an individual served with a SEAL Team in a support role, the emblem for the team may be OK if they explain it when asked. The SEAL Trident conveys something entirely different, however.

      That’s just me. Others may feel differently.

      For me personally, I don’t really wear bling so would never consider any of it. I have it hanging in a closet and may wear it if I don’t have anything clean.

  17. Folks are smoking his Book of the Face page. Wish I could see his expression when he sees it.

    1. 26Limabeans:

      Oscar Rodriguez, Jr. seems to be so into himself that I doubt he attended SGT Suliman’s Funeral.

      Most people that have that type of Personality Disorder only care about themselves, want attention from others and lack empathy.

  18. I say again:

    Oscar Rodriguez STOLE a picture of Airman 1st Class Jason Fischman, 83rd Expeditionary Rescue Squadron pararescueman, from “The Atlantic” to use as his own on his Facebook.
    Oscar Rodriguez served two years in the USMC according to Official Records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez was discharged from the USMC as a Lance Corporal according to records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER A USN SEAL according to records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez is likely NOT a Disabled Veteran.
    Oscar Rodriguez look like he enjoys prowling highway rest areas looking for a date.
    Oscar Rodriguez look like another reject Apprentice towel Boy from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Oscar Rodriguez looks like APL material.
    Oscar Rodriguez was never awarded the NDSM.
    Oscar Rodriguez likely NEVER jumped out of Military Aircraft with a dog strapped to him.
    Oscar Rodriguez grins like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
    Oscar Rodriguez has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
    Oscar Rodriguez couldn’t even sell insulin to a Diabetic.
    Oscar Rodriguez CLAIMS service with USN SEAL Team, thus I ask what were his years of Service and Rank in the USN?
    Oscar Rodriguez WAS NEVER part of USMC Recon according to records found.
    Oscar Rodriguez commands less respect from me than what I have for a dog turd on the sidewalk.
    Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys being a “The Sopranos” WANNABE.
    Oscar Rodriguez doean’t include a Harley, do-rag, blinged-out leather vest and a Dog (Thank God for that) in his con game.
    Oscar Rodriguez took a Grade AAAA 24K SHIT on himself as well as his name and reputation by lying.
    Oscar Rodriguez looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
    Oscar Rodriguez has “No foreign service noted” on his DD214 from Official Channels.
    Oscar Rodriguez is likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
    Oscar Rodriguez only has “Field Radio Operator” listed in the “Military Education” part of his DD214.
    Oscar Rodriguez looks very Bernathian.
    Oscar Rodriguez will quickly discover The Power of Google®™ as he realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!!!

    AMENDED MESSAGE, HOW COPY,
    ((((OVER))))

  19. He claimed ‘Special Patrol Insertion/Extraction (SPIE)’? Tell us about that ‘special insertion’, Rodriguez.

  20. You may have an issue. His last name on the 214 is spelled RodriQuez, not Rodriguez. Are you certain the military document refers to the same guy?

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