From Chicago, IL
A man allegedly trying to break into a Chicago apartment has died after two men inside the apartment took his gun and fatally shot him.
From Ona, West Virginia
The Cabell County Sheriff says a man’s hand was nearly severed by a homeowner using a machete after a break-in
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Police commended the West Virginia resident for successfully disarming the intruder.
I’ve got to hand it to you, you have a firm grip on the situation.
The suspect was asking for a handout, just a hand.
Change to read “The suspect was not asking for a handout, just a hand.” Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.
Hands down a real dumb burglar!
I love a happy ending.